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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

1 year

When I say I create fragrances, this is what I mean

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

18 days

Sorry but Bezos wins this round

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19 days

Mark Zuckerberg had a giant statue of his wife created and installed in their yard “Bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife,”

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They said

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7 years

Why does this car look like Tory lanez

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3 years

@helloalegria This is the most accurate description lolol lay down stomachs and sitting down hips

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@ladyphelma

3 years

Today I learned DNA tests are banned in Turkey and I cannot stop laughing omg

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

5 years

It’s just a 10-hour loop of kid cudi humming

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5 years

what album is on this cd?

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

If you are hot and delusional, you can do anything

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

My idea of wealth is having a conversation pit in your home

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Men act like women are soo complicated but its really so simple... we just want to watch you chopping wood

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

Leaving my husband handwritten and wax sealed notes with his lunch to remind him he married a medieval candle wench

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

7 years

The talking stage is so long. Let's just skip to the part where you block me

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

11 days

Dad taught me how to articulate myself. As a child he’d always correct me when I started a sentence with “basically,” he said “nothing is ever basic, explain what you mean” that’s stuck with me forever

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@ladyphelma

3 years

Can’t imagine dating an influencer. I remember one guy kept judging me because I didn’t have any “good” instagram pictures 😂😂😂 as if I’m not here in front of u, in the flesh. Loser

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

You ever meet someone so boring it’s actually exhausting?

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Men think women don’t want them because they’re not 6 foot or Hollywood attractive… and it’s nothing to do with the fact they’re weirdos with no social skills who just regurgitate 4chan/reddit threads and are easily manipulated into idealogical cults

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

I’ve just read a 1958 article titled “129 ways to get a husband” 😆😂 here is the list...

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

You can’t take Mediterranean people anywhere. They will choose a random spot to slap down a chair and just start vibing at any given moment

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

@54thirtydesigns @Nike Πικς ορ ιτ διδντ χαππεν

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

1 year

Microphones will cost £50k under my leadership, no more podcasts.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

When you’re a nice person and noticeably extroverted everyone swears they have chemistry with you

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3 years

Curious gf, mansplaining bf

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

Japan’s rebrand from nefarious empire to uwu anime land of aesthetic needs to be studied by marketing professors.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

8 years

Itachi, huh? Haven't heard that name in years.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

This is all a woman wants btw

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

Great men with great stories were mostly simps. Napoleon was a simp. So was Odysseus and Alexander the Great too. Desire keeps a man alive, as I always say

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

6 years

I just want to travel with a partner and have sex on hotel balconies.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Trying to be the “cool girl” is internalised misogyny, it’s a male fantasy that doesn’t even benefit you lmaoo.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

I hate texting, come live with me

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

7 years

When your boy pulls you close and you go through the barriers with one Oyster card

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@ladyphelma

3 years

@rikisdead

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Nothing worse than a man who is stingy because he will extend that to everything... emotional and spiritual. A man should have a provider’s spirit.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

if you disagree with me on any topic please just unfollow me, I don’t want a debate club I want loyal cult worshippers

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

7 years

People have really tried to kill me this year you know. When will you learn I cannot die.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

Why does everyone hate Jordan Peterson suddenly. Can we leave our feeble mystic grandpa alone?

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

You ever see someone call themselves a perfectionist and then you look at their work like “are you sure?”

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

If you’ve read Jung you’re instantly more attractive

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

4 years

If I see Tik Tok dancing in the club I’m pulling the fire alarm

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Had to remove my mum as a follower on IG, she kept commenting like those creepy men “who is this exotic princess on my screen”

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

I think the type of man I like is out of stock or has been discontinued

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Dying at the “can we live with ourselves if we don’t help Ukraine” takes like it’s the first crisis ever 😭 we sleep just fine with starving children in our own country and people just turn around and tell the parents to hustle harder or stop reproducing looool

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

I don’t trust women who don’t have female friends, it’s sus

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Anyway I’m broody, need to get married in the next 6 months and baby in the next 2 years 🙏🏼

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

4 years

@nasrrro Ask if she uses Klarna.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Google is orthodox

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3 years

Google today

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Elon Musk is not your mate, the sooner you guys realise the better

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Can you train yourself to be a morning person?

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Has your dad ever given you £20k let’s start there

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

What did I say about men romanticising war because they love being told what to do ? Lol

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Hi 🐣

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

I love London 🤯

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

4 years

Little sneak peek from today ❤️

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Lol men will eat like sh*t, drink 2L of soda a day and do no exercise then one day decide to start running like “oh I did 3 miles this morning” ummm f*ck off!!! What’s going on here ?

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

18 days

I don’t care how much the sculpture cost, why is it green

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Might start a podcast talking about Ancient Greece in a valley girl accent

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Being quiet

Morning Brew ☕️

@MorningBrew

3 years

What is a sign of intelligence that most confuse with a sign of stupidity?

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Americans be like “it’s 100 degrees outside” and sound insane

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

4 years

This is why America and U.K. are suffering loooool we hate the idea that something isn’t just about the individual. Ironically, it’s a collectively held belief

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4 years

we need a bit more solidarity to combat this virus icl. it ain’t an individual battle

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

1 year

He is not an enigma he is just a regular white guy

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Potential new candle set..

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@ladyphelma

3 years

Still reeling at Harry denouncing his royal status to join a tech start up company, is that not the most 2021 thing you have ever heard

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

If a man brings up astrology to you first, he belongs to the streets

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Kinda comical how men think “I’m going to humble her because everyone else compliments her” like mf do you think you’re the first to try and humble me ? Lmao

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Nobody wants to say they are confident anymore, it’s a cursed word. Now we have to bear with “main character syndrome” in case we get called arrogant for centring ourselves in OUR lives lol

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

This isn’t fair

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Cypriots are just Lebanese people who speak Greek

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

An act of kindness can mean very little to one person and the world to someone else. Being kind is a risk worth taking

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

@Chuka_187 You’re not the leader ? Unfollowed.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

4 years

Merry Christmas everyone🎄

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Being wanted is a much bigger compliment than being needed

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

I LOVE to see people taking advantage of being alive. Continuous learning, self-improvement, setting goals, sharing value, all of that and more. It’s inspiring.

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Working out as a couple is romantic. You’re literally basking in each other’s pheromones

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

Dating someone who respects your husband is very important

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

2 years

My own special salad to impress any guest: (The secret is to finely chop all the ingredients) Coriander leaves, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, red onion, feta, sumac seasoning, lemon, salt, olive oil. Everyone I’ve made it for has asked for recipe and gone on to make it themselves

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Splitting the bill discourse is hilarious to Mediterraneans. We will fist fight each other in the restaurant to be the one who pays

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

7 years

The only person we need to @ is your geography teacher.

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Albanian girls are the best looking girls in the Middle East. Don't @ me

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

6 years

If you take me IKEA and don't end up marrying me, i'm calling the police.

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Ikea is a date idc what anyone says

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Men love crime because its the only time they are organised

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Men don’t heal they just select one of these two options

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

7 years

I'm a deception cos I'm penger in real life

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@ladyphelma

3 years

Men love to set things on fire that’s why they like cigars (and candles secretly)

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

How do you get something like this wrong? And only a £2k fine?? 😂😂

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Men romanticise the past because they think it was a magical time where they didn’t have to earn status or power

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Attractive women literally get death and r*pe threats for not accepting follow requests, harassed like they are public property when outside pandemic or not, and women generally fear for their life in most situations but it’s better for Incels to think it’s easy mode

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Lady Phelma 🕯️

@ladyphelma

3 years

Evening 🌹