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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 months

English ka "mind blowing" Hindi mein "gaand faad" kyun hota hai????

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

"Tanki bhar gayi. Motor bandh kar do!"

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

In Bollywood, we don't call it "sex". We call it "kal raat humare beech jo bhi hua" and I think that's beautiful.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Nobody did for Dhoni what Dhoni had done for Sachin.

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@lady_gabbar

5 years

Dil pe patthar rakh ke muh pe makeup kar liya...

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

In my head, this happened okay

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

BROTHERRRR 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Indian roads should have a separate fight lane. You have an accident and want to have a fight with the person who hit your car? Go into that lane and fight so that you don't block other people who are getting late on their way to work or something.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

This is my baby cousin on duty in the isolation ward of a hospital in Hissar, Haryana. Excuse me, there's something in my eye 🥺🥺🥺

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

I have laughed at this for 20 minutes.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

I need a bar that is exclusive for people in their early 30s only. We'll play the best 2000s music, none of the trending reels BS. Do the hook steps to Oh Oh Jaan-e-Jana, It's The Time To Disco, You Are My Soniya, Shut Up and Bounce. And then go home by 1am.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

There's a wedding in the hotel we're at & an old couple is staying in the room next to mine. Auntyji got dressed & stepped out & uncleji said "main suneya hotel'ch shooting chal rahi ae par mainu nai pata si meri votti hi heroine hai"! God,nothing less than this please🥹💖

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Indian men think they are being funny and insulting a woman by calling her "aunty". Bruh, you know how much power Indian aunties have? I'll slap you and your Mom will agree with me.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

1 year

Humans of Bombay is the shittiest "gandi copy" of Brandon's work. Guts this Karishma "I've worked hard for my success" Mehta woman has to sue someone else.

Brandon Stanton

@humansofny

1 year

I've stayed quiet on the appropriation of my work because I think @HumansOfBombay shares important stories, even if they've monetized far past anything I'd feel comfortable doing on HONY. But you can't be suing people for what I've forgiven you for.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

Who is letting all these kids join Twitter?!

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

Don't want to take any chances.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

8 years

You vs the girl he tells you not to worry about

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

I've waited for half a year to post this pic. But you're worth it. Happy birthday, King of Hearts @iamsrk ❤️

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Doodh hi pi le behen.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Whoever made this video on this thread deserves an Oscar.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Show this to your mom 🔪

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Don't think the Burari deaths documentary will spark a conversation about mental health issues in a country where everyday most people are told "tera depression ka naatak bandh kar" by the people closest to them.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Life is too short to hold grudges. Hurt everybody who's hurt you.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

Because they don't have smartphones.

BBC Earth

@BBCEarth

7 years

Nearly all animals take the same time to poo 💩

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

My flatmate just dropped a plate in the kitchen and I subconsciously whispered to myself: "Haan tod do. Sab tod do." I think I'm ready to become a mother.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Stay away from people who say things like "ye koi time hai chai peene ka?". You don't need that kinda negativity in your life.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Watching someone you love fall in love with someone else is a different level of heartbreaking.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

9 years

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Arranged marriages are scary. What if he turns out like this?

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

Rickshaw driver is wearing the Salman Khan bracelet so I asked him if he's a Bhai fan. He turned around and said "main apna khud ka fan hu" 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

What a misleading headline! I read the article. The neighbours moved out because, thanks to Meghan and Harry, moving into the neighbourhood, the prices of the properties shot up like crazy. So everyone's selling their properties and making money.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 months

Jawline hasn't jawlined since 2019 🤣😭 (I look nothing like this today)

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@kaichokes

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post a pic where your face card was insane

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

Looking for volunteers to go out for coffee/drinks with me primarily to click cute pics of me.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Finds a decent apartment in Bombay with affordable rent and no brokerage. Deposit:

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Hello frnz chai pi lo!

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

👉🏻 Text before calling 👉🏻 If you call without texting first, your opening question should always be "is this a good time to talk?". Extremely rude to assume that people are just sitting jobless to speak to you on the phone all damn day. Sometimes it is not a good time to talk.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

9 years

When currency notes use Fair & Lovely.... http://t.co/536tJNBIGR

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Put out water for birds in the balcony. Bloody pigeons flew away with the container 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

Just appreciate the layers on my parantha okay

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

No, Amazon. No.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Haan bhai, meri 7 saal ki padhaadi aur tumhara binge-watch bilkul same to same 🙄

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Indian parents trying to convince their sons to get married:

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@Fuljhadii

5 years

Dishwasher is not a luxury, it's a necessity.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Gonna post all the good pictures for validation because I'm feeling miserable right now. #jhumkatwitter

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

How have we, as a society, landed ourselves in a position where no matter what work we do, we cannot avoid Excel sheets?

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Overheard a girl say "the new iPhone is so cheap yaa it's just 90k yaa..." Bas itna sa khwaab hai. (I belong to the small group of people who believe that one shouldn't spend more than 15k on a phone.)

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

I think I've found my soulmate.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Pindi chole, stuffed kulcha and imli ki chutney 😬😬😬

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

Not Sima aunty calling Tinder "Timber" 🤣 Yes ma'am, we were on it looking for wood.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

Not feeling cute, just want sleep.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

For INR 1500, I'll call up your ex and give them gaalis.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

NAHI DEKHNA MUJHE TUMHARA WEBINAR

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

I'm a gold-mine of these screenshots.

scope

@scopeheenahihai

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Flirt like a brown boy.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Going to a therapist be like:

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Yahan rickshaw nahi milta, logon ko closure chahiye.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

After a lot of encouragement from my friends, doing something I've always wanted to do: Have made 10 portions of this combo: Daal makhni, jeera rice & gajar halwa. Mumbai peeps, DM if you want some amazing, home-cooked North Indian food. Charges: Rs.400 plus delivery

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

I have been chosen today, from the thousands of pretty girls on Twitter. How do I control my emotions now?

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

I will never understand why every guest on Koffee With Karan believes that Ranbir is a better actor than Ranveer. Don't @ me.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

See an ambulance, say a prayer.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Nick Jonas slid into Priyanka Chopra's DMs. Rohman Shawl slid into Sushmita Sen's DMs. Just saying. To whosoever it may concern.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

@Payal_Rohatgi Chup kar kutti

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Modiji: Light Candles at 9PM on Sunday Modiji's fanbois @ 9PM on Sunday:

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Welcome to your 30s. Your left arm and shoulder will mysteriously ache often randomly, making you wonder whether you slept funny the previous night or if you're having a heart-attack.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Nirmala ji mujhse tax mat lo main ladeej ju

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

People who do "????" this on WhatsApp to follow up on their messages, specifically work messages, deserve one slap. A lot of professionalism has gone for a toss thanks to WhatsApp, but it doesn't hurt to show a little courtesy 🙄

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Me: I don't judge people. Also me:

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Ohho. Career khatam ho gaya Deepika ka.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

Good to see someone people love and respect giving validation to a disgusting troll who proudly harasses women on social media. Good job, Mr. Bachchan. I guess your support of women is limited to writing fancy-worded letters to your granddaughters.

Amitabh Bachchan

@SrBachchan

7 years

T 2594 - It is @Ra_Bies birthday .. wishes and greetings ..

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

My phone autocorrects "cutie" to "chutiye". That's all.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

she already has 12 other guys telling her she’s beautiful. be different, send her crypto.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Gentle reminder: Now that Game of Thrones is over, please cancel your Hotstar subscriptions before they charge you next month.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Tell me something I don't know. #NewProfilePic

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

2 years

Cannot stop obsessing over how cute I'm looking today!!!

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

HAPPY MY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤭❤️❤️

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

9 years

Bhaiya, puchke mein thoda aur teekha daalo http://t.co/TiUbRQ2p5m

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

1 year

Two & a half years ago, I was at the lowest point in my life, probably only second to when I lost my dad. Jobless (because I'd quit a job that I was supremely unhappy at), try to deal with the failure of a romantic relationship that I thought (still do) was my Happily Ever After,

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

It's so good that you don't get bloated during your period, Arvind.

Arvind Sharma

@the_aurobindo

5 years

@caffeinehot Why's the stomach bloated - periods don't do that

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

"Deck" is the new fancy word for "PPT", right?

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Just wanted to show y'all this beautiful mehnat that I do these days for my lunch.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

Because making perfect rotis is the benchmark of being a good Indian girl. #NotShaadiMaterial

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

3 years

Went to Dadar Flower market in the morning and brought Dadar flower market home.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

"How To Mind Your Own Business" should be a subject taught in kindergarten. The sooner kids start learning, the better adults they'll be.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Happy Diwali ✨

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Oh hi #nosepintwitter , I have started wearing non-boring nosepins.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Rent a girlfriend for the wedding season. 200$ package includes: -cute meet-cute story -synchronised bollywood dance -impressing your relatives with sanskaar -making all your cousins jealous -will laugh at your jokes and brag about you in front of everyone

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

9 years

Me: *dies in sleep* Family and friends: Well, at least she died doing what she loved most.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Mazaak mazaak mein 40000 followers ho gaye 🙈

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Earlier this year, I had a made a decision that I don't want to bring a child into this fucked up world. Since yesterday, I think it's the best decision I've made.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Pro-tip: Take a shower at least an hour before you have to leave for work so that you get an hour to sit on your bed in your towel and think about everything that is wrong with you and your life.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Make me your Prime Minister. I have brilliant ideas.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

I'm seeing people breakup after being in relationships for 5-6 and get arranged-married to someone else within months. How? How are you getting over it? Tell me. Idhar 2 saal se ek crush nahi bhoola jaa raha! 😭

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

7 years

Oh shit 🙈

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Relatives shamelessly accuse you of not staying in touch without realizing that it is their actions that pushed you away. Auntyji, I would talk to you more if you stopped your constant unsolicited advice about my marriage, my weight, my career... My life!!!

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

Thread alert: 2018 was weird. Like everyone else, I started it by telling myself that I would make it better than any other year ever. It did not exactly go as planned. But I learned important lessons and I plan to follow them in 2019.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Blessing your Friday morning.

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

4 years

Made a payment of Rs.340 on G-pay and got Rs.312 back :')

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

Things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - crooked/yellow teeth - body hair - thinning hair/loss - eczema/rashes - fat rolls - physical abnormalities Things that DO make you ugly - forming opinions without being fully informed

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Ankita

@lady_gabbar

5 years

My toxic trait is thinking that a cup of chai will save my entire life from falling apart.

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@lady_gabbar