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cowboy maz! 🍉 | #1 glasses stede fan

@ladohstry

11 months

my roman empire

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cowboy maz! 🍉 | #1 glasses stede fan

@ladohstry

3 years

someone on reddit pointed out that throughout the show ed and stede have their own distinct color palettes but when they finally kiss they’re wearing the same neutral colors and i

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2 years

i wake up, log on to this app, retweet 20 images of grown men kissing, and then go to sleep. rinse and repeat baby

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@ladohstry

2 years

oh my god the guy who composed the ofmd soundtrack (mark mothersbaugh) also composed the sims 2 soundtrack. that’s why it goes so hard it’s HIM

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@ladohstry

2 years

she rated my top 10 male celeb crushes from least to most questionable and. JUST NO???

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@ladohstry

2 years

i feel like black pete would be into crypto/NFTs but then the moment lucius is like “babe, no, see those actually aren’t good for the environment—“ he be like “oh shit babe!!! i didn’t know!!!!” and immediately become vehemently anti

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@ladohstry

3 years

i just noticed the little “mmm?” during the kiss i’m going to rip my hair out

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@ladohstry

2 years

if stede doesn’t run his fingers through ed’s hair at least one (1) time in season two i will riot

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@ladohstry

2 years

au where stede is on vacation and he sees ed surfing, stede has always wanted to learn and asks him if he teaches lessons, ed says “for you? sure.” cue stede’s horrified face when he googles ed later that night and finds out he’s the captain of the #1 surf team in the world.

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@ladohstry

1 year

convinced there's gonna be a moment where stede meets anne and mary and he's like "oh! my wife's name was mary :)" and they're internally like ???? WIFE???

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@ladohstry

3 years

my friend pointed this out about the orange,,,,yall i’m going to throw up

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@ladohstry

2 years

just realized mary probably painted stede out of the portrait herself. holy shit

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3 years

god i love stede bonnet so much

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@ladohstry

2 years

obsessed with this 2020 vanity fair vid of taika showcasing his ability to fall asleep anywhere

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@ladohstry

2 years

ofmd x bluey because i love both dearly <3

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@ladohstry

1 year

stop is this a stede ring on his ring finger or has he always had this i’m gonna go fucking insane if this is new

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@ladohstry

2 years

showing my cishet friend who lives under a rock and knows absolutely nothing about ofmd: a thread 🧵

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@ladohstry

1 year

he is never beating the babygirl allegations

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@ladohstry

1 year

y'all. i was thinking a lot about the bunny from the trailer, and.... i think ed might just be the velveteen rabbit in season two, just like stede was pinnochio in season one. let me explain. long thread i know, but stick with me.🧵(1/17)

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@ladohstry

2 years

the body positivity and diversity in ofmd (especially all the “tummy!!!” posts) makes me feel so good about my own body :’)

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@ladohstry

2 years

ed, nudging stede awake at 4 am: do you like me stede: of course i do, i married you, darling ed: yes but did you marry me as like, a friend or like— stede: go back to sleep, dear

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@ladohstry

2 years

“knock three times” — an ofmd smau!

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@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers / the (new and confirmed) women of season two of our flag means death <3

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@ladohstry

2 years

i wonder what these are for

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@ladohstry

2 years

a new challenger emerges

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@ladohstry

2 years

happy bday ofmd!!!!

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@ladohstry

1 year

this season may not be everyone’s cup of tea but it is 100% mine and by god am i drinking an entire boiling hot gallon of it

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@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers lots of blue for ed this season. well, if stede is his heart... take away red from purple and all you're left with is blue.

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@ladohstry

1 year

babygirl may be depressed but at least he's had time to perfect his makeup and hair <3

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@ladohstry

2 years

a minor but upsetting occurrence framed as a whodunnit. like, someone accidentally breaks stedes favorite vase and there’s an entire absolutely ridiculous, completely illogical investigation that spoofs csi…then it turns out stede kicked it over in his sleep or smth

debs 🏴‍☠️🍉

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2 years

if you could ADD any plotline to OFMD what would it be?

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@ladohstry

2 years

ofmd ep6 be like

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@ladohstry

2 years

au where ed is a handy man and stede keeps breaking things just to see him again

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@ladohstry

2 years

does this make sense

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@ladohstry

1 year

accidentally put this scene at x2 speed and i can't stop laughing

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@ladohstry

2 years

wait til ed and stede get back together and have coordinated pirate husbands outfits

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@ladohstry

2 years

if people shipped roach and swede do you think their ship name would be swedish chef

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@ladohstry

2 years

in my head ofmd anne bonny and mary read are absolutely grumpy mid-50s lesbians and sandra oh definitely plays one of them

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@ladohstry

1 year

sir, a second s1e9 kiss has hit the timeline

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@ladohstry

2 years

stede would lose his shit in a rainforest cafe

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@ladohstry

1 year

GUYS it would be so funny if they “made up” early on but ed was like. yeah no hard feelings. uh. bro. and the season was stede trying to woo ed

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@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers hey guys i'm SO normal about the symbolism and story behind sea glass. yeah i'm so normal

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@ladohstry

2 years

au where ed and stede meet in a dnd group and their characters happen to fall in love in the game but both of them have very different ideas about what this means irl. ed thinks he’s being subtle, stede is oblivious, and everyone else is painfully aware of what is going on

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@ladohstry

1 year

quick qt with what he's listening to

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@ladohstry

2 years

modern au where stede gets cold feet and leaves mary (arranged marriage) at the altar. he ends up in a bar, still in his tux, trying to drink away his guilt for the night, and ed’s the bartender who shirks his job duties in favor of talking to him all night

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@ladohstry

2 years

au where ed is a zoologist and stede is a divorced dad whose kids are absolutely sick of him taking them to the zoo every weekend

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@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers ed saying he’s like that impossible bird, that he was gonna keep sailing forever and ever and never touch land again, then choosing to reach out to stede, his lighthouse… he chose to run his ship aground, y’all 😭

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@ladohstry

1 year

low key obsessed w the new blurb ok i see u max!!

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@ladohstry

2 years

concept: s2 ed starts attacking wealthy passenger ships out of rage. one day while doing so he encounters a nobleman who looks too much like stede. ed tries to cut him down. he can’t, and instead lets him escape. izzy sees this and gives ed a look before killing the man himself.

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@ladohstry

2 years

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that’s why i look at gay pirate porn on company time

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@ladohstry

1 year

big talk for a company who gave us radio silence on him for over a year 🤭

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@ladohstry

2 years

au where ed isn’t much of a reader but one day he walks into the library and sees stede, the cutest librarian he’s ever seen in his goddamn life. cut to ed reading 2-3 books a week but only checking one out at a time so he keeps having an excuse to go back

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cowboy maz! 🍉 | #1 glasses stede fan

@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers ok but can we talk about archie being that chill with dying? like my love are you okay?

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@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers very silly second screenshot but—is this a date? 👀

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@ladohstry

2 years

you wanna know why i know the auxillery closet is still full? we only see ed throw away things that are replaceable—stede’s books, his trinkets, his furtniture. clothes are replaceable too. what’s not replaceable, however, is scent of lavender on his robes. of stede.

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@ladohstry

1 year

s2 is real and babygirl is bad at breakups <3 #OFMDs2spoilers

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1 year

bro the girls are fighting through the centuries #ofmds2spoilers #wwdits

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@ladohstry

2 years

regency stede would be fucking unstoppable i think. one “care to take a turn about the garden?“ and ed is absolutely fucked

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@ladohstry

1 year

he looks straight out of a piece of fanart what am i supposed to do with myself

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@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers we literally got another edstede kiss and yet i think this is actually the fruitiest stede instance in ep5

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@ladohstry

2 years

“Ed, where the fuck were you yesterday? We had practice!” “Calm down, Iz. I /was/ practicing.” “Not with us, you weren’t.” “Duh. I was having a lesson with Stede.” “Who the fuck is Stede?” Stede waves from behind Ed. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, Edward.”

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@ladohstry

2 years

if you say “[insert any* ofmd chatacter here] is trans” i will immediately agree with you

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@ladohstry

1 year

all @madeleinesami sightings in the new trailer because archie is already a new fav (1/3)

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1 year

and when stede and ed get married in s3 and we get a parallel shot like this except with all their pirate friends. what then

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@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers going back and rewatching s2e1 and ricky is just. god it’s absolutely swagless behavior. worst stede fanboy alive

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@ladohstry

1 year

can’t wait for stede to have his inevitable “it’s one banana, crew! what could it cost, 10 doubloons?” moment because he’s genuinely broke now

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@ladohstry

2 years

so we started with her responding to this wonderful picture powerpoint (guessing characters) made by @nobledemonsxo ,,, please be warned, she was so, so, so incredibly wrong 😭

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@ladohstry

2 years

as an adult, seeing minors start stupid discourse on the tl makes me feel like an old southern farmer watching dust being kicked up in the distance b4 i settle back down in my rocker cause that’s not a dust storm, it’s just the williams boys at it again, damn those whippersnapers

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@ladohstry

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers i think we moved past “open up for the cargo ship” too fast. i can’t string together the thoughts in a coherent way but something about parentifing hornigold +“daddy issues” + “it’s poison” + ed’s brain mocking him for never receiving/still needing gentleness

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@ladohstry

2 years

almost the end of pride month and i’m still single. homophobic

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@ladohstry

1 year

me thinking of jobs for modern!ed: rockstar. artist. researcher. chef. engineer. professor. mechanic. movie star. RN. internet personality. professional art thief. racecar driver. pilot. hacker. attorney. me thinking of jobs for modern!stede: idk man his job is business i guess

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@ladohstry

1 year

ed: you have beautiful eyes stede, in his low cut shirts: lovely thank you ed but my tits are down here

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@ladohstry

2 years

and finally, the character she thinks is the least important in the show:

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@ladohstry

1 year

kinda convinced that hornighost's costume (assuming he's a figment of ed's imagination) is inspired by a christmas carol. like, does this not scream nautical jacob marley to you?? if that's true too there's so many implications about his purpose story wise and i'm eating it up

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@ladohstry

2 years

au where stede is modern royalty who is finally being handed the crown at age 40-something and for his coronation invites his fav (and slightly burnt-out) rockstar ed teach to perform, turns out they had posters of each other on their walls as teenagers and it’s cute

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@ladohstry

2 years

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1 year

she is so beautiful what if i died

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@ladohstry

1 year

wait still no swede. did he really just shack up with jackie and start playing househusband LMAOOO

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@ladohstry

2 years

ed, sliding $5 across the table: is this enough to ask your dad to see barbie alma: why not just ask him yourself ed: i can’t the the first to cave— stede, entering in all pink: good morning my darlings! how does barbie sound for this afternoon’s outing? ed: …nevermind

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@ladohstry

1 year

1. so no mojo dojo casa house (horses)? 2. he was sitting next to stede and they had a flower in front of them he was sitting next to stede and there was a flower he was si—

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@ladohstry

2 years

shaun ^_−☆

@adobomochi

2 years

hey (with intentions of seeing cock)

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@ladohstry

2 years

stede bonnet would unironically like never gonna give you up

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@ladohstry

1 year

guys do you SEE HIM!!! our leading man/action star/romantic hero/comedic genius RHYS DARBY is on a fucking BILLBOARD in fucking NYC!!!!

Laura • GC Columbus ‘24 🏴‍☠️💕✨#LongLiveOFMD

@youhavethehonor

1 year

Lassie! What is it girl?? (frantic barking) Enormous OFMD S2 billboard spotted in Manhattan!!

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ofmdtwit users circa 2085

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1 year

📸🏴‍☠️🖤 — crew! let’s take a moment to appreciate where our new fav pics come from. aaron’s work on s1 was stunning, and the ones we’ve gotten so far from s2’s stills photographer, nicola dove, are just as incredible. let’s give her some love :) links to her pages below !

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@ladohstry

1 year

i am so excited to see this scene play out because ed and frenchies reactions in these pics really don’t give the same exact vibe and it makes me wonder which is more like the final cut

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@ladohstry

2 years

stede grabbing his tits when he’s looking for something

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1 year

#OFMDs2spoilers - it's by no means perfect but here is my attempt at editing out the text from this shot because it's too pretty to wait for!!! i love him deeply

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers hey i.

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2 years

“work together!!!! do it!!!! the gentleman blackbeard—GENTLEBEARD” BESTIES SHE ORGANICALLY CAME UP WITH GENTLEBEARD

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@ladohstry

2 years

and now for her episode 1 thoughts: - pretty solid so far! - the british will be back - oluwande is her fav and will eventually defend stede (so true bestie) - lucius is more devious than anticipated - pete will grow to like stede - buttons is insane - “is jim wanted??”

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3 years

obviously they’re matching because they’re at the naval academy but STILL

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1 year

holy shit, i think that’s izzy giving the finger! considering that seems to be stede tied to the mast too…i agree with people that this was a party trap for ed specifically that got intercepted by torturers. (1/4)

Redsie 💗 #LongLiveOFMD

@RedsiesWorld

1 year

@SkirtedGalleons @SkirtedGalleons Can I throw something into the mix? I threw a max screenshot into photoshop/camera raw, then killed the shadows/blew out the highlights as much as I could. Here's what came from 2 different techniques:

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@ladohstry

1 year

i’m won’t qt anyone directly, but with the increased promo happening it’s really important we foster a welcoming space for new and returning fans. it’s tough to break into a fandom and jumping on attempts to make friends and creating division is the last thing we should do. 🩷

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers guys!!! screenshot this gif and qrt your result to find out which (alleged) ed teach crime you are

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1 year

here's a pop pop count because i feel we desperately need one #ofmds2spoilers

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