@elonmusk
I graduated from UC Davis with a computer science degree. That with my Java programming skills has landed me an internship in Symantec visual cafe and then in Netscape.
In 2008 to 2012 I worked in Six Flags as a stage performer. Eventually I learn to sing a few a Capella.
Did
@xai
Ask Grok how is it possible that Netscape begged Twitter Master of X to be accepted as Unix Head and rejected Elon’s application?
Grok replies, “Elon is smart. He started his own company after the rejection.”
#grokthots
Is that actually true? Did he said that or people just shit-posting?
Ask not what you can do for this country but what X can do for you. Or what have you done for X lately?
Invitation for Louisa Mak to make a public statement in Twitter Space.
@elonmusk
@krassenstein
This message is sent to
@dkhos
CEO of Uber and Elon Musk.
This message is sent to Louisa Mak and Mark Zuckerberg in Threads.
@xai
I used to work in Symantec as intern to test Visual cafe. It was the first IDE for just-time JDK 1.0.
Java was Oak beta.
Eventually the Netscape browser support applet. I was hired as Unix head QA.
Fun fact: after the biggest IPO in technology during its time the IE team dump
@CryptoWabbit_
@Jayecane
The answer if four.
Here is another one you should ponder:
A father and son were involved in a car accident.
Both are rushed to the same emergency room.
A surgeon is called in for emergency operation.
The surgeon says, “I cannot operate him. He is my son!”
How is that
@elonmusk
If you elongate the word it sells “cisco”. The word comes in lower case that is because it came from San Francisco.
And where is the best place to view the bridge? Bay Area home of Meta, Uber, and Apple Headquarter.
@elonmusk
Protocol architect for X.
Protocol architect for Tesla.
Twitter Master of X.
Top Uber Driver.
Six flags stage performer.
Former Netscapian.
Visual Cafe development for Symantec.
Seems like all fun for me!!!
@joshsilentmode
My mom passed away in 2012. Everyday I have a feeling of melancholy that propels me forward.
It is this push that gets me to remove all these tiny regrettable moments of wasting watch videos or play videos games or being with someone that lacks ambition that fuels me.
@finkd
Many people see this as a way to draw pictures in a Tesla when it is in fact me Twitter Master of X that creates artwork of a car. Only a true Mark Zuckerberg would pause and think twice about his command of the Mandarin language when Elon Musk yells out, “Silly girl!”
@FoyatGebre
Understand the following sequence:
Idea + emotion -> belief.
Belief + emotion -> routine
Routine +emotion governs your action.
A lot of time you don’t know why you are doing this because most of your action happens at sub-conscious level.
It takes 30 to 60 to create a
@X
Dear X hiring staff a.k.a human resource plus legal,
Below is my video resume. I worked four years in Six Flags Vallejo. I love to perform a Capella on stage and on my way to break
@GWR
world records by delivering longest a Capella on social media.
I think I am over-qualified
@imPenny2x
What does a rooster, a woman, and Grok have in common?
One goes, “cock a-do-dough-do!”
Another goes “Any cock whell ..!”
Another goes, “Grok rocks. Will can do!”
@elonmusk
Sadly this is a real story. A person I know did not got rescue by the nets.
Her first attempt was caught by the guards.
Her second was real.
To this day her mom never knew her motivated other than she had suicide thoughts.
@GWR
@YouTube
Wow hello GWR. I did not know you are posting for YT. I am creator X. How is your ex?
The best thing about GWR to be your friend is that it has all the all-time answer.
@joshsilentmode
In X there is 500 followers and 1 million impressions.
In YouTube it is 1k subscribers and about $29 dollars an hour.
You have to see that as a flag to the early part of the race.
If you see that as a finish line you will lose steam in the middle of the marathon.
U2 with lead singer Steve Bono had just premiered on Sep 22, 2023 in Las Vegas Sphere.
The next opening event will be Oct 2, 2023. The starting price for the tickets is $223
The sound system in the Vegas Sphere is world-class.
The sound system in the Tesla vehicles is also
@X
Omg. Funemployed friends. Omg.
That is a knockout.
I know a few. I call them Members of Captain Masturbator. Gets me in a lot of trouble. Believe me when I say so.
Everything happens for a reason. No wonder I am not an established leader.
@lexfridman
@elonmusk
@netanyahu
@gdb
@tegmark
Can you imagine me delivering a meal by handing it over to Optimus?
Can you image a plane lands using only an optical camera detecting the red lights of Tarmac?
The future is bright.
@elonmusk
@SphereVegas
Taylor Swift performed in Levi’s stadium because the crowd would not fit into the Sphere due to shear size.
This gives U2 to move into Las Vegas as residence to book all the shows in the Sphere.
The Tesla’s 8 speakers system plays tunes that rivals the Sphere.
U2 with lead singer Steve Bono had just premiered on Sep 22, 2023 in Las Vegas Sphere.
The next opening event will be Oct 2, 2023. The starting price for the tickets is $223
The sound system in the Vegas Sphere is world-class.
The sound system in the Tesla vehicles is also
For a cheap cheap price of $160 for X premium you can make a tutorial on how to operate a one-pedal system in a Tesla.
Or you can ask chatGPT.
What about Grok on x premium?
#grokthots
@EvasTeslaSPlaid
@elonmusk
@Tesla
I can give you two reason why I am the best Tesla driver in planet Earth.
1) I can do tricks in a Tesla billions of people cannot.
2) I am certified by Uber that I am Top Uber Driver in Bay Area.
@elonmusk
@stillgray
I cannot wait to see his post here. I think my life is always better the day Twitter left Jack Dorsey.
Just for the record. I used to work in Netscape. Marc Andersen would agree with me there used to be a Gates shrine in the middle of the building.
Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals do it until it is impossible to get it wrong.
Protocol Architect for Tesla or bust.
Read my book, “The I Manual by Derek Lac” on Amazon.
@elonmusk
The humanist is Peter Schiff. He pointed out that Janet Yellen was partially responsibility for the reckless fiscal policy. However he is not going to let others off the hook. Alexander Hamilton was the first secretary of treasure. However the “blunder” to shorten the maturity of
@krassenstein
I wish we live in a time where the president can be cool and people don’t comment if you trip or eat three scoops of ice cream for Trump, Biden, and future Presidents.
I have a plan. I want
1) Establish the Six Axis of Female super power.
2) Issue
Be a mentor. Start a tutorial. Here’s on a one pedal system. To stop a car, simply let go of the accelerator. Regenerative braking does the job efficiently.
@AdrianDittmann
I just signed up for impersonation with
@imPenny2x
. I am going as dopperganer of Mr. Beast. His title is “super official CEO of Twitter”. My title is “Twitter Master of X”.
His makes top movies in non music category in YouTube.
I make live a capella in X.
Let the poker face