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Artist - Global Nine One One - . CEO of Project Melo

San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2022
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@LeilaHormozi Lose your ego by reframing that you ought to be kind and not to be right.
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@elonmusk I graduated from UC Davis with a computer science degree. That with my Java programming skills has landed me an internship in Symantec visual cafe and then in Netscape. In 2008 to 2012 I worked in Six Flags as a stage performer. Eventually I learn to sing a few a Capella. Did
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@xai Ask Grok how is it possible that Netscape begged Twitter Master of X to be accepted as Unix Head and rejected Elon’s application? Grok replies, “Elon is smart. He started his own company after the rejection.” #grokthots
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@ElonMuskAOC I thought you were going to buy McDonald’s and fix all the ice cream machines?
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Is that actually true? Did he said that or people just shit-posting? Ask not what you can do for this country but what X can do for you. Or what have you done for X lately?
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"I love fashion... I think beauty is very important. Style, and things that move the heart." -Elon Musk
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Invitation for Louisa Mak to make a public statement in Twitter Space. @elonmusk @krassenstein This message is sent to @dkhos CEO of Uber and Elon Musk. This message is sent to Louisa Mak and Mark Zuckerberg in Threads.
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@jordanbpeterson Value posting gets me liked S$it posting gets me laid.
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Donald J trump. If you speak we will listen. @realDonaldTrump
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@elonmusk I speak. You speak. We all speak for God Speak.
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@chrishemsworth Hey you look like the guy Thor in Marvels.
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@SimuLiu Where are the Asians that turns the world?
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@elonmusk @Hertz Bam. A La carte. Tesla model 3 2023 from Hertz.
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@YouTube Mario brothers.
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@xai I used to work in Symantec as intern to test Visual cafe. It was the first IDE for just-time JDK 1.0. Java was Oak beta. Eventually the Netscape browser support applet. I was hired as Unix head QA. Fun fact: after the biggest IPO in technology during its time the IE team dump
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@xai Visual cafe is the best IDE for JDK with the world’s first hints-in time compiler. I worked in it in Symantec. Good times.
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@X Top uber driver reporting events as I shuffle people around. He is a citizen reporter. Reporting for duty.
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@BoredElonMusk The code is deciphered bellow on Tesla pad.
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@elonmusk Stand by me for live performance on X.
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@YouTube Civilisation. Oh those lost hours at night to vie against my UC Davis computer science degree.
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Listen to this musical piece especially on a 8 speaker sound system of a Tesla or a modern headset. | \/ \/ \/ | | | | | \ / | | | |
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@elonmusk It has to pass this public test #2 .
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@elonmusk Grok lives in the consciousness of all X Creators.
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@YouTube Bob Marley’s “Three little birds”. Available in YouTube.
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@tim_cook Awesome. Thanks Tim Cook. You are the best.
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@elonmusk You know who is a great violinist? Ben Shapiro.
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@CryptoWabbit_ @Jayecane The answer if four. Here is another one you should ponder: A father and son were involved in a car accident. Both are rushed to the same emergency room. A surgeon is called in for emergency operation. The surgeon says, “I cannot operate him. He is my son!” How is that
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@YouTube Cringe videos gives goosebumps.
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@elonmusk If you elongate the word it sells “cisco”. The word comes in lower case that is because it came from San Francisco. And where is the best place to view the bridge? Bay Area home of Meta, Uber, and Apple Headquarter.
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@elonmusk Protocol architect for X. Protocol architect for Tesla. Twitter Master of X. Top Uber Driver. Six flags stage performer. Former Netscapian. Visual Cafe development for Symantec. Seems like all fun for me!!!
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@joshsilentmode My mom passed away in 2012. Everyday I have a feeling of melancholy that propels me forward. It is this push that gets me to remove all these tiny regrettable moments of wasting watch videos or play videos games or being with someone that lacks ambition that fuels me.
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@GrantCardone World harmony drawn with my fingers.
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@finkd Many people see this as a way to draw pictures in a Tesla when it is in fact me Twitter Master of X that creates artwork of a car. Only a true Mark Zuckerberg would pause and think twice about his command of the Mandarin language when Elon Musk yells out, “Silly girl!”
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@PicturesFoIder I am captain masturbate.
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@itsALLrisky One small fight with Zuck one huge $TSLA jump for mankind.
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@elonmusk Aliens can come to Earth, and we shall be ready with our sling shots.
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@greg16676935420 I still cannot believe X stole Greg’s entire $8 dollars worth of income.
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@elonmusk Love me not for who I am, but how I can make you whole. -xAI Czar of Twitter
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@kunocreates Hear the musical piece: soft sound over bridge.
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@lexfridman The birth of goodness comes when people can freely speak with their heart.
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Commitment is a scary beast but it can be tamed.
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@FoyatGebre Understand the following sequence: Idea + emotion -> belief. Belief + emotion -> routine Routine +emotion governs your action. A lot of time you don’t know why you are doing this because most of your action happens at sub-conscious level. It takes 30 to 60 to create a
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@GrantCardone When people are greedy you should to fearful. When people are fearful you should be greedy. Am picking my phone and making calls.
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@X Dear X hiring staff a.k.a human resource plus legal, Below is my video resume. I worked four years in Six Flags Vallejo. I love to perform a Capella on stage and on my way to break @GWR world records by delivering longest a Capella on social media. I think I am over-qualified
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@brainboostclub Since Elon Musk is an obvious choice I would choose “100 Million dollars leads” by Alex Hormozi.
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@YouTube YouTube videos of the wave function is fascinating.
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@imPenny2x What does a rooster, a woman, and Grok have in common? One goes, “cock a-do-dough-do!” Another goes “Any cock whell ..!” Another goes, “Grok rocks. Will can do!”
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@elonmusk Sadly this is a real story. A person I know did not got rescue by the nets. Her first attempt was caught by the guards. Her second was real. To this day her mom never knew her motivated other than she had suicide thoughts.
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@GWR @YouTube Wow hello GWR. I did not know you are posting for YT. I am creator X. How is your ex? The best thing about GWR to be your friend is that it has all the all-time answer.
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@joshsilentmode In X there is 500 followers and 1 million impressions. In YouTube it is 1k subscribers and about $29 dollars an hour. You have to see that as a flag to the early part of the race. If you see that as a finish line you will lose steam in the middle of the marathon.
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@imPenny2x Dear Grok, Is Prince Harry circumcised? #grokthots
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@elonmusk Blue Angels in the sky. The mighty awe gives us a good sense of protection.
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@PicturesFoIder In order to get what you want in life you have to ask for it.
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U2 with lead singer Steve Bono had just premiered on Sep 22, 2023 in Las Vegas Sphere. The next opening event will be Oct 2, 2023. The starting price for the tickets is $223 The sound system in the Vegas Sphere is world-class. The sound system in the Tesla vehicles is also
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@X Omg. Funemployed friends. Omg. That is a knockout. I know a few. I call them Members of Captain Masturbator. Gets me in a lot of trouble. Believe me when I say so. Everything happens for a reason. No wonder I am not an established leader.
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@lexfridman @elonmusk @netanyahu @gdb @tegmark Can you imagine me delivering a meal by handing it over to Optimus? Can you image a plane lands using only an optical camera detecting the red lights of Tarmac? The future is bright.
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@elonmusk Crushing it on the market cast a doubt.
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@FoyatGebre Stupendous.
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@earthcurated Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco.
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@elonmusk @SphereVegas Taylor Swift performed in Levi’s stadium because the crowd would not fit into the Sphere due to shear size. This gives U2 to move into Las Vegas as residence to book all the shows in the Sphere. The Tesla’s 8 speakers system plays tunes that rivals the Sphere.
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U2 with lead singer Steve Bono had just premiered on Sep 22, 2023 in Las Vegas Sphere. The next opening event will be Oct 2, 2023. The starting price for the tickets is $223 The sound system in the Vegas Sphere is world-class. The sound system in the Tesla vehicles is also
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For a cheap cheap price of $160 for X premium you can make a tutorial on how to operate a one-pedal system in a Tesla. Or you can ask chatGPT. What about Grok on x premium? #grokthots
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@ChrisJBakke Ask not what you have to do for this country but what X can do for you.
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Goddess of beauty has her inherent shyness. You?
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@BillGates @MarcAndersenEY I would like you to xAI at twitter place. Derek lac. X employee of Netscape Top Uber driver in Bay Area.
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@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk @Tesla I can give you two reason why I am the best Tesla driver in planet Earth. 1) I can do tricks in a Tesla billions of people cannot. 2) I am certified by Uber that I am Top Uber Driver in Bay Area.
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@cb_doge The only person who can transfer drawings into a work of art.
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@elonmusk @stillgray I cannot wait to see his post here. I think my life is always better the day Twitter left Jack Dorsey. Just for the record. I used to work in Netscape. Marc Andersen would agree with me there used to be a Gates shrine in the middle of the building.
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@elonmusk The dawn of flight started in a good weather when the Wright brothers give it their best in valley of Kitty Hawk. -Blue Bird That Sings
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Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals do it until it is impossible to get it wrong. Protocol Architect for Tesla or bust. Read my book, “The I Manual by Derek Lac” on Amazon.
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@elonmusk If you study computer science, get into music, and study Hebrew then you are in trouble. -Peter Thiel PayPal Mafia
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@elonmusk @CommunityNotes That Irany post was community noted, so a few bucks off your wallet.
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@greg16676935420 Taylor Swift had always had broken relationship. Someone said, “perhaps it was. It the boyfriend’s fault. Perhaps it was her.”
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@elonmusk The humanist is Peter Schiff. He pointed out that Janet Yellen was partially responsibility for the reckless fiscal policy. However he is not going to let others off the hook. Alexander Hamilton was the first secretary of treasure. However the “blunder” to shorten the maturity of
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@EvasTeslaSPlaid Yes happy products like Tesla creates joy. Joy in terms creates more happy products like Grok. Joyful cycle.
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@krassenstein I wish we live in a time where the president can be cool and people don’t comment if you trip or eat three scoops of ice cream for Trump, Biden, and future Presidents. I have a plan. I want 1) Establish the Six Axis of Female super power. 2) Issue
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Be a mentor. Start a tutorial. Here’s on a one pedal system. To stop a car, simply let go of the accelerator. Regenerative braking does the job efficiently.
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@EvasTeslaSPlaid Stylish car turns the world.
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@elonmusk Live performances gives people the chance to share the hard feelings inside.
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@DuckyQuang Friends help you move. Best friends help you move dead bodies.
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@teslaownersSV God is ready for you the day you are born. Every year on your birthday realize this potential.
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@YouTube Videos of me juggling chainsaws. Beautiful and yet not so aesthetic amusing.
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@cb_doge Omg. I can’t imagine what the Tesla board has to say. My book Elon Musk is coming tomorrow.
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@KevinNaughtonJr When the poker cards are dealt out you cannot change the cards. You react. How you leverage on the chips on your side is angular.
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@bennyjohnson First amendment rights on this platform is so important as promised by CEO of X herself—Linda Yaccarino. @lindayaX
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@elonmusk Grrr chat room is full.
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@wendelltalks @elonmusk @TitterDaily The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. -Bob Marley.
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@AdrianDittmann I just signed up for impersonation with @imPenny2x . I am going as dopperganer of Mr. Beast. His title is “super official CEO of Twitter”. My title is “Twitter Master of X”. His makes top movies in non music category in YouTube. I make live a capella in X. Let the poker face
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