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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

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starting a thread to keep track of strawpage gimmicks so people can find theirs when I post it!

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

4 years

It annoys to see everyone being like “ugh she always rubbed me the wrong way” or insulting aoa jimin’s looks this is honestly not a time for your gotcha moments and sick burns a woman was bullied nearly to [suicide]

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7 months

name a female character capable of doing THIS

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@kyunchef

19 days

do you get it

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@kyunchef

19 days

thinking about how many of ryuseitais intrapersonal issues come from the fact that chiaki, midori, and tetora are all severely depressed in wildly incompatible ways

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3 months

why doesnt the big kiryu simply eat the medium kiryu who eats the small kiryu

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@kyunchef

9 months

Doing this your first performance on stage ever is crazy

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@kyunchef

1 year

they made him look so cool….. even in this ugly 3d model form…

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@kyunchef

14 days

egh. keito losing his lifetime friend and meeting his lifetime partner in one night thats crazy

lindsey!

@scarIetwaltz

15 days

bruh

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@kyunchef

1 year

So tetora’s issue with chiaki wasn’t “you took everything I worked so hard for away from me” it’s “you keep trying to take the blame for something that’s fundamentally My fault for being weak” which is 10000x more devastating

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@MireiArchive

3 months

Kanna "--I envy it, that ability of sense" Height : 163cm Weight : 50kg Age : 12yo Blood type : A Birthday : 1st June Catchphrase : even if it's an order I'll not smile Hobby : building blocks, puzzle Skill : calculating

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@kyunchef

1 year

This is how it feels when the enstars announcement drops and no one gives a fuck except that one oomf whose oshi it is

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@kyunchef

3 months

The baby enstars using the most obscure of japanese pronouns for themselves. When they get to engstars they should use neopronouns

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@kyunchef

3 months

I just know kuro kiryu has the biggest proportion of gay male fans in-universe. hes like the wonho of enstars

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@kyunchef

9 months

remembered this video

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@kyunchef

11 months

its so funny when listening to an all stars enstars song nd akatsuki comes on and their average voice is like ↘️↘️↘️↘️ compared to everyone else

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@kyunchef

8 months

NOOOOOO

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@kyunchef

7 months

perceived difficulty of writing enstars characters tierlist made by guy who only writes kurokei. qrt with your own if you so desire

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

1 year

Thank you tl

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@kyunchef

2 years

Im so emotional because tetora is one of the least popular characters like he got put in the dungeon that one time in early ! and didnt have a card for years. And now he’s So important that they have a trailer worthy event for his center. And so much of ryst writing up till now

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@kyunchef

5 months

His thick eyebrows. fangs. One gay Earring. Shadow the hedgehog hair. They are unable to invent a characyer more endearing than this

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@kyunchef

1 year

how i feel with enstarries on the tl sometimes tbh

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@kyunchef

5 months

keito neeee…. oh…. 😏

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@kyunchef

3 months

keito left kuro right

(^人^)

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3 months

havent seen anyone do this ship dynamic yet

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1 year

I love ibahaji. Imagine the most business-minded, intense, backstabbing, ruthless, fake person you know. Now imagine that person exclusively refers to one of his coworkers as “meowykins”

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@kyunchef

2 years

this is how mbbs talk about hyungwon

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@kyunchef

4 months

the most moe unit in enstars

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@kyunchef

1 year

heartbreaking: this artist draws the most devastating beautiful fanart of your favorite character but only makes content for your notp

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@kyunchef

1 year

Whoever came up with the character concept for midori is a fucking genius because there’s something perenially hilarious about a power rangers unit whose whole vibe is upbeat and heroic having one guy who is there on accident and Really Doesn’t Want To Be

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@kyunchef

2 months

ohhhh idt I’ve seen this card why is it highkey one of the best outfit designs in enstars

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@kyunchef

11 months

It makes me sad how many fun japanese quirks are lost in the official eng translation

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

2 years

here is my opinion on unit dynamics

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@kyunchef

4 years

anyways fuck jimin. if there’s any scandal worth leaving the industry for let it be this one and not petty weed charges

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@kyunchef

4 months

good textpost

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

9 months

forever thinking about this comment

emi 🪲

@kyunchef

9 months

id like to believe that they always enter a room together in attack formation. like keito in front kuro and souma behind and on the sides

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@kyunchef

9 months

Losing my damn mind they made him so stray cat

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@kyunchef

1 year

The funniest thing about wataei is the eichi: I’ve never been in love before idk how it feels like wataru: (dropping his persona for a sec) You fucking What

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@kyunchef

2 years

this reeks of “i just realized the reason I feel so outcast in my friend group is because they’re in a polycule and i didn’t know”

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@kyunchef

9 months

My god what happened to the mixing on this track….????

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@ensemble_stars

9 months

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@kyunchef

2 years

Oh tetora nagumo and his tendency to rely too much on his role models and his impulsivity and his idealization of a villain-coded group before joining the hero-coded one and his jokes about solving things with his fists and his warped perception of “good masculinity” and his

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@kyunchef

7 months

oooouuuuu god reading this chart again is like "someone who understands me" [explosion noises] "someone i feel comfortable with" [explosion noises] [explosion noises] "a man i love and admire" [explosion noises][explosion noises] [explosion noises]

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@kyunchef

8 months

There’s something strange with this image. This is not the akatsuki I know and love

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

1 year

This picture is so funny to me because it truly encapsulates how deadmanz is three guys embroiled in a clash of ideals and internal strife and complicated relationships and then kuro is just some guy keito picked up off the street to help out

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@kyunchef

1 year

now this is the most blatant set up in the history of set ups 😭😭😭

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

9 months

Never forget what they took from you

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

10 months

Watching element finally and getting reishupilled as we speak

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

7 months

This brings me such joy and embarrassment I love you hasumi keito never half assed a job in his life

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

8 months

Seriously endearing trait about kuro kiryu is that he really wants to appear strong and unbothered but when he lets his guard down he becomes easily patheticized by such minor things. tummy hurt or a little sleepy he’s saying his goodbyes to everyone in his vicinity. dramatic ass

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@kyunchef

3 months

turn that SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!

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@kyunchef

1 year

One of my favorite things about keito is that he really cares about rules and manners and formalities but is simultaneously really rude in his speech. Like he will really call you out for running in the hallway but his preferred 2nd person pronoun translates roughly to “bastard”

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@kyunchef

6 months

Cannibalism love metaphor or somethkgn

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@kyunchef

2 years

watakei is literally so hilarious to me every day I think about this image and how it perfectly sums up their relationship

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@kyunchef

1 year

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@kyunchef

7 months

no because I really think kuro is like a big dog that doesnt know hes a big dog. he goes and lays on top of keito when hes touch starved without any regard for how he’s crushing his organs with his weight. this is krk to me still.

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@kyunchef

3 months

Made so much better that the context is like kuro: Man that grandpa is strong keito: DO NOT JUST STAND THERE HE IS TAKING OUR SON

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@kyunchef

3 months

I love you keito hasumi climax 5* unbloomed

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@kyunchef

2 months

No one understands the point of a shuffle its like watching a car crash happen and theres nothing i can do about it

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

1 year

See akatsuki is so weird and charming as a dynamic because they skipped past the “casual bonding” phase and went straight into the “undying loyalty” phase. Like, the bond that binds us is thicker than blood, but I’m still too awkward to call you by your first name

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@kyunchef

1 year

Obsessed with the weirdly misogynistic way kuro delivers this line and then the placidly heterosexual way kanata responds

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@kyunchef

2 years

I like how all of the unit collab songs (ryuseibits kureiundead 2switch) are outrageous and ridiculous in vastly different ways but valkatsuki took theirs completely seriously

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@kyunchef

10 months

the way he looks at me <3[my informant whispers in my ear] what do you mean in the story he’s in a room alone with keito

Rami 🐰 ラミ

@Ibapyonpyon

10 months

You could write an essay on gender and gaze in the way enstars makes yume CGs and then the interaction within the text usually ends up between two male characters

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@kyunchef

1 year

do y97 ever read a fic where you’re like bro you should be writing award winning nyt bestseller list prosetry why are u devoting ur skill to mobile game yaoi

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@kyunchef

9 months

Sometimes I think about that toxic enstars yaoi poll that included adosou and have to laugh

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@kyunchef

3 months

hiiai this event

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

10 months

I hope the enstars vas are being paid very handsomely cuz like. damn this is a Constant job for them. doing streams and promo nd stuff alongside the va work

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@kyunchef

1 year

I thinnk enstars should have less characters. Only getting a new story with my faves every like 1.5 years is making me shrivel up like a little plant

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

4 years

how are you going to be a main dancer, amazing vocalist, a kind person who makes everyone around you laugh, a comedian, someone who does charity work at an orphanage AND have a mathematically perfect face???? lee hangyul can relate

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@kyunchef

7 months

adokoga mic adjust .. sweeties

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

1 year

Thinking about kanata’s relationship with the ryusei juniors today…. How he calls them all “very good boys”….. how he Really tries his hardest to get along with them and be a senior for them even if they feel that it’s difficult to relate to him…. THIS GIF

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@kyunchef

1 year

chiakana

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@kyunchef

4 months

OHHHHH NOOOOOO OHHH NO THE LITTLE FISTBUMP AT THE END. IM GOING TO CRY

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

2 years

Realized this list didn’t have DF so here’s an update

emi 🪲

@kyunchef

2 years

here is my opinion on unit dynamics

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

11 months

Akira is driving me crazy with the dramatic plotline summaries only for them to be a fakeout in the actual story. it happened with tetsu crimpro reveal it happened with shus grandpa. one day i would love to feel like an audience that gets taken seriously but today is not that day

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@kyunchef

6 months

girls who say hiiiiii and girls who say bruh

裏舞台で騒いでるかほ

@kaho_urabutai

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ハイタッチできるやん😭😭😭😭さいこうありがたやかわいいへへへへへへへ

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@kyunchef

2 months

Op I’mt rying to be So nice this man is responsible for like 95% of what happens in enstars

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@kyunchef

2 months

very much an essential element of any swept back anime hairstyle. The thing

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@kyunchef

1 year

Keito really did have the energy of a 40-year-old man in corporate hell who stress smokes to cope while he was 16 running a student council

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@kyunchef

1 year

Its literally so funny that himeru keeps accidentally helping people with their identity issues as if he’s not the worst of them all

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emi 🪲

@kyunchef

1 year

oh this is devastating…. you know how people said the brooch is birthstone on the top, unit’s image color on the bottom? ryusei’s image color now is dark purple instead of red

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@kyunchef

1 year

☆cyber love ichiro

@cyberwyberr

1 year

☆ INTERACTIVE TWEET!! what is your most toxic trait being in the enstars fandom?

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@kyunchef

1 year

First 10 minutes of playing the enstars merge minigame: wtf so its just like putting two things together? forever? what’s the appeal after the first 10 minutes of playing the enstars merge minigame:

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@kyunchef

3 months

its like kuro took all the neurotic highmaintenanceisms from his first crush (shu) and all of the pathetic nerd loserboyisms from his second crush (chiaki) and combined them into a final boss red flag crush (keito)

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@kyunchef

9 months

The artists drawing Keito cuter and cuter while Umehara makes his performance of him lower and lower has lent him a feeling of cognitive dissonance

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@kyunchef

11 months

How are people supposed to know that kuro speaks like a mob boss. how are people supposed to know that nazuna calls everyone -chin like they’re the cutest person in the world. how are people supposed to know that keito’s preferred 2nd person pronoun is “bastard”

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1 year

It’s so important to me that ibara puts up this vicious, manipulative, unsympathetic personality and genuinely believes he’s like Rotten but nagisa looks at him like “heh….. dogy”

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Akira when he hasn’t introduced a random queer side character in 1 event

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@kyunchef

3 months

Does anyone feel like this doesnt sound like hinata at all

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💜🪻☕

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@kyunchef

1 year

ok stop the little bow in the back is actually very cute

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@kyunchef

2 months

Im not even that serious about enstars anymore but like that fight fate song lineup is absolutely DIRE it makes me want to blow something up I fucking hate enstarries it IS that SERIOUS

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@kyunchef

2 months

The fuyume discourse is soooo funny. thwir character to me is like when you see a bad take online and you’re about to go QRT and then you’re like “I better check this person’s bio for their age first.” and it’s 14. so you delete the draft

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@kyunchef

8 months

more of this. more of it please

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@kyunchef

10 months

Enstars will drop the most earth shatteringly slutty phd in cuntology 5* and then the description will be like "he's a little bit worried about his herb garden so he goes to his friend for help!" girl what does this have to do with anything

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@kyunchef

2 months

I seriously will have a mental breakdown if they put kuro or tetora in the fight song DONT YOU GUYS WANT ANY FLAVORRRRRRRR

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@kyunchef

10 months

I love how nagisa’s reaction to it is so casual too. Just another tuesday for adam

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10 months

Ibara almost threw himself out a window once because he felt he wasn’t worthy enough for the romantic atmosphere that formed between him and Nagisa like 5 seconds beforehand

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IM INCONSOLABLE

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