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@kyonnevans

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I just want people to like and accept me for the person i pretend to be.

Joined September 2010
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
Police showing up to arrest paul grange
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 months
23/24. Appreciate @WorcesterCityFc and @chriscornes10 for getting me a promotion on my CV to go alongside the relegation. Not sure what else to put, as I only wrote this for Chris to comment on. Thanks
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
2 years
Just need to learn how to finish now. Only 30 years of age, still have time
@Mcossalifrancis
Marcello Cossali-Francis
2 years
He's receiving plaudits left right and centre at the moment and it's hard to say it's not deserved. @TownShifnal boss Jamie Haynes the latest to praise @WorcesterCityFc @kyonnevans after he led the line in City's 3-1 win on Tuesday night. Full story 📝
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 months
🔥 🔥 🔥
@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
6 months
53' - Evans is clean through. Only the keeper to beat, and he puts it wide! | @Btfcthemeadow 0-3 #WCFC
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 months
Record breaker
@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
6 months
Our 3rd goal on Wednesday evening v @RomanGlassFC scored by @kyonnevans was our 170th of the season breaking the previous club record of 169 set in the 1929/30 Season. #wcfc #wcfctv
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
@timbeatts8 @m_tyler_ @BBCMOTD Breaking news!!! Fifa have decided to knock VAR on the head because Tim has changed his mind about it
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 months
Scorers score
@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
5 months
Kyonn Evans scored our 3rd goal today in our 4-1 win away at @PTFC88 - @kyonnevans #wcfc #wcfctv sponsored by @topnotchgyms
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
The men that’s turned over the football for love island, grow the fuck up
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Worst bloke in football
@jamesreece1976
James Reece
5 years
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
2 years
Live and breathe football
@Threeintheriver
Three in the River
2 years
@dylanhart2 adds another to his tally this season in the 3-2 win for @BewdleyTownFC over Stone OA FC at the weekend 💙💛👊💪and @kyonnevans celebrates wildly 😆🙈😆
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
James Baldwin at the helm I guess. His lack of respect at any club is shameful. Get rid imo
@jamesreece1976
James Reece
5 years
Attitude wasn't right, fumes boss after @PTFC88 @ptfc88first home loss to @DudleyTownFC
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
2 years
Imagine being @chriscornes10 today on twitter. Also here’s a picture of me smoking a cigar wishing myself a happy retirement
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
What beg would sponsor theirselves 🙋🏻‍♂️
@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
5 years
PLAYER SPONSORSHIP: There are some great benefits when you take out a Player Sponsorship for 2019/20. Kyonn Evans is sponsored by SUPERIOR TRADE FRAMES Hurry players are selling fast! Find out more here: or email: malverntownads @gmail .com for more info..
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Need to get the band back together. We won’t make you any better but at least the fans forum will be more lively
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@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
5 years
Adaggio must score....SAVED Final score 4 v 5
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 months
Now on -1 goals for the season. Show me a better non league number 9
@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
8 months
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 A last minute winner from Jordan Lymn sees us take all 3 points!
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
I was inside the 18 yard box and the ball genuinely went out for a throw in behind me
@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
5 years
97 Ethan Moran finds Kyonn Evans but his strike is wayward...
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
This is abit odd? I thought football clubs were meant to force their managers out for no reason? not praise them for all their hard work? Weird
@EveshamUnitedFC
Evesham United FC
3 years
Happy Monday everyone 🙌⚽️ Today we’re celebrating our amazing coaches & manager’s. They volunteer their own time for our benefit, organising teams,training, refs, out in all weathers, inspiring kids & adults. Let’s not forget, without them we couldn’t run. Thank you 😊 🙏
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
2 years
Buzzing with the win, gotta work on the celebration ☝🏼
@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
2 years
10-men City hold on to get three points with a goal by Kyonn Evans!
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
Disgusting from Rosie, to parade around half naked infront of Adam when he’s obviously hurting.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
Gets rid of the manager but keeps a striker who can’t hit a barn door. Sound
@WorcsRaidersFC
Worcester Raiders FC
3 years
𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 Chris Cornes has left his post as Joint Manager of Worcester Raiders. 📲 Read more 👉
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Would like to announce the departure of @MitchYardley from the group. Mitch has signed a year long contract with his new representative. We would like to wish him all the best for the future.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
Another win, another clean sheet from the front. 3 games 0 goals baby
@WorcsRaidersFC
Worcester Raiders FC
3 years
1 -0 Final score - Great win for the Raiders
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Got 10 days to get the body Ibiza ready. Currently it's stourport town centre ready.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Absolute world class from that striker
@garlancs
garlancs
5 years
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
Im gunna push the boat out this year and say happy Mother's Day to my mum in person rather than on Facebook or twitter.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
2 goals, 2 assist, give motm to the left back. Got a sneaky suspicion they want me out
@chriscornes10
Chris Cornes
3 years
@kyonnevans scores goals. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. He is the the complete striker ! ⚽️⚽️
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
4 years
A short story @MitchYardley
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
Obviously
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
9 months
Sexy’s back
@Mcossalifrancis
Marcello Cossali-Francis
9 months
A return to the @WorcesterCityFc squad for @kyonnevans
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
The sheer arrogance of @Jonmann8 . Just beep him on the bridge, he didn't even see me, yet put his thumb up anyway cos he knew it was for him
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
11 years
Aw fucking kward http://t.co/ZQbolcB4U5
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 months
@footbalIfights Nice windows though
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
I'm confused? Is there one beef or two? Or three? Why are there selfish people with private accounts on here.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
So fuming. Have to go out every single Friday now
@HellenicLeague
uhlsport Hellenic League
5 years
#hellenicleague All Fixtures Suspended • Following consultation with @FA it has been decided WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, to suspend ALL @HellenicLeague matches up to and including scheduled matches on the 31st March 2020.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
2 years
Iike a aging Fernando Torres
@BewdleyTownFC
Bewdley Town FC
2 years
Kyonn Evans's opening goal during last night's 2-2 draw away at Tividale. Full report here -
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Liverpool and Arsenal think their Malvern Worcester don’t they
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Never known a kid so bitter. Blame all his downfalls on struggling football clubs who couldn’t meet his wage demands.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
1 year
No loyalty anymore
@WorcsRaidersFC
Worcester Raiders FC
1 year
#StoddBack ✍️ Worcester Raiders are delighted to announce the signing of defender Jordan Stoddart, who re-joins Raiders for the upcoming 2023/24 season following his departure from Worcester City. #WeAreRaiders | #UTR
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
😂😂😂
@deadszn
‎‏ﱞdev¡n 
3 years
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
What a player
@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
6 years
86- GOALLLL!!!!!! The one and only @kyonnevans gets the equaliser against the new keeper. SUPERB FINISH🤙 2-2
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Might paint a pair of wings in the unit to build my business insta following
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
How I haven’t got the job as player manager is beyond me.
@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
6 years
CLUB STATEMENT: New managerial duo appointed:
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
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@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
3 years
88 Smashing! The window expert Kyonn Evans has put us in the frame for three points with a great finish after linking up with Matt Turner... BRA 0 MAL 2 #MakingMalvernProud
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Fucking joke this was. Most calm guy on the pitch
@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
5 years
67 James Febery is booked...
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
First 10 minutes of that game summed up what an awful bloke I am
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Knowing people born in the year 2000 will be in bushies next year means it's time to hand in my season ticket. Staying in Alex's from now on
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
These were the ones calling you a fat grealish @JamesBaldwin96
@ptfc88first
Pershore Town First Team
6 years
What a fantastic atmosphere last night! #Congrats to @WorcesterCityFc unlucky us !
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
2 years
Only went slightly wide
@Mcossalifrancis
Marcello Cossali-Francis
2 years
It's been a tricky start for Chris Cornes as @WorcesterCityFc boss, mainly because of significant lack of game time due to the weather. He will be hoping the next run of games go ahead and he can finally get stuck into this role. Words by @ShaunWebbley
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
I'm a spotty twat & yet somehow managed to secure this lil 🚀 on a long term contract. she's still a weasel though
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
Hairline doesn’t look half bad here
@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
6 years
We're at "home" tomorrow v @ShepshedDynamo with a 3pm kick off. If you haven't been for a while or if it's your first visit, all match day information can be found here:
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
9 years
Tweeted about it too many times now but pitch is finally completed ready for the 28th. http://t.co/hVx9XhwOFO
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Honestly fuck off. You can’t play anyway
@MrJStod
Jordan Stoddart
5 years
Sick of this now.. just want to get back playing and enjoying football again ⚽️
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Awkward 🙄
@LURCH1972
RICH BRAY
7 years
@CallowEnd_fc @Hallowfc @worcesterrun That's Saturday. Im sure my mates lads team are playing there sunday afternoon .
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
Ruined Christmas, sons crying. Nice one
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Girls crying over a kardashian publicity stunt. Pathetic
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
@chriscornes10 Yeah I scored 2
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
4 years
Only 30 yards wide
@WorcsRaidersFC
Worcester Raiders FC
4 years
67' Raiders number nine Kyonn Evans blazes his long-range shot wide. Half chance their for the Raiders poacher... WOR 1-1 TIV #UTR
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Fair play number 10 for the blue works hard to close down
@SoccerAM
Soccer AM
7 years
This is a lesson in how to play non-league football! A goal that Barcelona would be proud of 💥👏👏👏
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
Stone cold
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
A guest at a reptile centre jumped into the enclosure to rescue a handler pulled in by an alligator. The staff member was taken to the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, according to local media reports. For more videos visit:
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
9 years
never having anyone ever tell me I'm punching again, if it takes me 15 minutes to get ready and the Mrs 3 hours then I'm the prettier one
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
3 years
😂😂😂
@WorcsRaidersFC
Worcester Raiders FC
3 years
This was a a chance for @MrJStod 🙈 @khfcofficial lead 1-0 at the break. #WORvKID
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
When It’s your round @MitchYardley
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
@MrJStod
Jordan Stoddart
6 years
Tbf not at our best tonight, conceding sloppy goals and missing our chances. But fair play to the boys showed some real bollocks and character to come back from 2-0 down to draw 2-2 with last kick of the game. 7unbeaten & counting Onto Saturday 🔵⚪️ #upthecity @WorcesterCityFc
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Takes a bigger person to come out and admit their mistakes, all the best with the relegation battle
@PTFC88
Pershore Town FC
5 years
The comments recently posted on this account are not the views of the club and accordingly have been deleted.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Fuck Christmas
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
Do you ever see someone that u haven't seen in ages & don't say hi cos you're worried they won't recognise you cos of your forgettable face
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
@adam_cumberland I thought that at first but....
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
Summers nearly here. The goals I've scored past my little brother on this pitch.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Want to dress as Dwight for Halloween but no one will get it and I'll just end up being a briefcase wanker in a mustard yellow shirt
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
gutted no one tagged me in that push up challenge because I’m genuinely massive
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
🤫👋🏻
@DerekDoyle1888
Derek Doyle
5 years
Kyonn Evans do they do good housekeeping in the nets at shortwood as thankfully all the spiders are safe tonight 😜
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
My favourite will always be 'You going bushies after? Okay mate I'll see you in there' whilst in Alex's or sin. Vintage Evans
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
11 years
@AnotherAmar isnt your profile pic a selfie 🙈😳?
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
How the fuck is Geordie shore still on tv
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
The best Baldwin that represents the city imo
@geoffberkeley
Geoff Berkeley
6 years
"I can’t wait to get started” – Scrum-half Luke Baldwin joins Harlequins on loan from Worcester Warriors
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
What a camel
@RedditchUtd
Redditch United
5 years
Goal. 1-1 Lowestoft Town equalise courtesy of a Stoddart own goal... 5 minutes until half time.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
‘Michael you came’ ‘That’s what she said’
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 months
How he saved it, I’ll never know
@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
6 months
88' - Evans pinches the ball and quickly strikes. Saved well again by the Wantage keeper. | @WantageTownFC 2-3 #WCFC
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
Knew it was coming, still laughed for 10 minutes after
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
I'm 24 and just threw up all over myself in my car. I was 5 the last time that happened. Grow up ky
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
4 years
@tylerweir15 @WorcesterCityFc Only your 9th stint. Very loyal
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 years
Why would you use @Jayysaunts to promote a game? Heads gone
@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
5 years
PREVIEW: Back to the bread-and-butter of League action on Saturday as we head to @rocks_fc (kick-off 3.00pm)... Come and join us:
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Does @mattwilliams_5 go to the gym?
Yes I follow him on insta
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
Agreed mate
@MoSalah
Mohamed Salah
6 years
بكل أسف طريقة التعامل فيها إهانة كبيرة جدًا.. كنت أتمنى التعامل يكون أرقى من كدا...
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
Since turning 17 Ive always had a season ticket for bushies. Grow up kyonn
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
4 years
That’s what I do baby
@WorcsRaidersFC
Worcester Raiders FC
4 years
84' @kyonnevans ' deflected shot flies into the side netting! We're pushing for a second now! 🔴 1-3 🔵 #UTR
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
Number 9 looks like he’s got a lot of friends.
@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
6 years
2018-19: Hillsiders ready for the challenge as we prepare for the West Midlands (Regional) League Premier Division:
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Having Sallis on Facebook is the gift that keeps on giving.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
World class
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Fair play spent 60 squid for the office on iTunes only to find out my iPad can only hold a quarter of the episodes. Decent that
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
For me, number 4 has to be the best. Unbelievable technique to get it on target from that distance
@WorcesterCityFc
Worcester City FC
6 years
Cheer up your Monday evening by watching all 6 City goals from the weekend - our best away win since 1989!
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
7 years
Girls go out for Instagram imo
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
4 years
Wow. Villa are awful man
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
It took Wes getting pied by Ellie to realise he wants Laura ❤️ that’s love
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
8 years
Come on England, do it for the Saturday night piss up.
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
6 years
Cheers Geoff
@MalvernTown1946
Malvern Town FC
6 years
JAY SAUNTSON: Delighted to be back in action after lay-off as he helps @MalvernTownRes win:
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
5 months
And that’s what I was after
@chriscornes10
Chris Cornes
5 months
@kyonnevans @WorcesterCityFc My old fashioned odd goal scoring handsome poster boy number 9. No one can do the job you do for me and with so much sex appeal. Feel I’m talking more about your looks than football ability ! Scored some really important goals this season for me Ky. 💙🤍
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@kyonnevans
kyonn evans
4 years
Wishing you a speedy recovery of your strong case of hurt feelings. Get back soon!
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