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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
10 months
@LegendaryEnergy This guy probably showed up to restaurants in NYC to make sure people had their vax card.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@TimRunsHisMouth I’ve seen more Brandon signs than Biden and I live in SoCal.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@libsoftiktok As a parent of 2 soon-to-be school age girls I want to thank you for bringing attention to all of this insanity.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@Sethrogen @Casey @LAPDWestLA As a future, former, LA resident this is the most insane, out of touch thing I’ve ever read. Holy shit. @Sethrogen in complete denial about the absolute downfall of Los Angeles. 15 times bro?? Seriously??
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
@jakeshieldsajj Also weird when people still ask me what I want for my birthday lol - I'm 38! Whatever I want, I've bought already.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@ZubyMusic Those people now want to completely forget or erase how they behaved and reacted to friends, family, and strangers that didn’t fall in line. It seems so dramatic but I’ll never forget.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@michaelmalice As a Californian, “Just think of what the cases would have been if we DIDN’T have this mandate”
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@michaelmalice Depends what you mean by friendly. Japanese are very respectful and will literally go out of their way to help you, return your lost items, etc. BUT they may not let you in a bar because you aren’t Japanese lol. Happened to me on many occasions and I speak Japanese.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
9 months
Don’t fall for it.
@ConceptualJames
James Lindsay, anti-Communist
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They're building a narrative arc to end commercial aviation. You will find a future in which your children will never travel.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@libsoftiktok @fcpsnews Just looking at this school board stare at this mother from their perched pedestal makes me sick to my stomach.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@kevvbro @GameSpot If a firearm is in your possession, you are responsible for what happens with it. Not up for debate.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
4 years
@wallstreetminxx How do you feel about me copying all your trades, blaming you for my losses, and congratulating myself for the wins? 🤓
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@Cernovich @MattWalshBlog You can’t fall for this shit lol. Totally staged. My god man.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@bisping Have you watched it Mike? It’s actually amazing. Super corny, but knows that it is. It’s great.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
8 years
Wow @EASPORTSUFC , I didn't know @RaphaAssuncao was so short @ufc
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ufc @TheNotoriousMMA Happy birthday… to absolutely nobody!!
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@libsoftiktok Paging @joerogan . 🚨🚨🚨
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@TimKennedyMMA Might wanna redo this one without voice-to-text.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ElijahSchaffer @IKEAUSA “Ensure you stay 6 ft away from customers after TWO YEARS of this nonsense, making them feel like lepers for wanting to purchase a TV stand that they have to assemble themselves.”
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@Diana_Diaz0 @GameSpot The guy just passed away. Is this necessary?
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
Retweeting this because it’s important and @chrissaccoccia1 was correct. First person to make me question the official narrative. @mathyewjoeza @CryptoCookie85
@djlange
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3 years
Just a reminder, Chris Sky predicted this 1 year ago 👇 Only you CAN make it STOP.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@RubinReport Saw a guy wearing a mask while washing his car alone in Northridge. That was my favorite so far.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ElijahSchaffer Are they still doing it in Dallas? Literally everyone is wearing masks in LA. Even alone pumping gas!!
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@AnonNews14 “I haven’t experienced any crime… “ well you were assaulted.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@sourpatchlyds I too hate the fact that I can drive my own car to get 1 of 12 different chicken sandwiches within 5 minutes of my house.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@stillgray Honestly never knew how much I liked Justice Thomas. So you just go around bothering people? 😂
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@kevvbro @GameSpot Not sure if you misread or not but if a firearm is in your possession, you are responsible for what happens with it.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@ElijahSchaffer @Cernovich He has me blocked and I’ve never interacted with him ever. Weird.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@michaelmalice It’s a liberating feeling brotha. Onto the new chapter in your life. It’s exciting.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@MattWalshBlog Don’t worry. No sane or rational parent feels that there should be privacy. That’s weird Twitter land. We need to know what our children are being taught.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@NuanceBro I agree resort fees in Vegas are crazy, but they’ll just charge more for hotel rooms or whatever. Won’t do anything.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ElijahSchaffer My house in Los Angeles is now worth 60% more than when I bought it 2.5 years ago. San Fernando Valley.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
@Lukewearechange @alx @wingstop @Lukewearechange I love your content, but you’re being such a dork when it comes to diet and exercise. You just started paying attention to this stuff like 2 weeks ago. Cmon son.
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Kyle Cooley
2 years
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ComicDaveSmith Hey nobody said you can’t have a few drinks while hanging out with your wife and kids. That said, spending time with family is exponentially better than going to some nightclub or whatever.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@libsoftiktok Just FYI as a Californian, they don’t want to! They love that shit. I went to the liquor store and grocery store today. I was literally the only person without a mask.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
9 months
@ElijahSchaffer @shaneyyricch It’s so painful when I hear “… threat to our democracy.”
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@BritMartinez Worked her way up from hospital registration staff to Director. Admire her work ethic and intelligence. Btw she worked through college and paid her way entirely by herself.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@BritMartinez This makes me so uncomfortable 😂
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
@jakeshieldsajj I went there a few months back. Total dump. Wasn’t like this 10 years ago.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@AlexBerenson I got it first because I work at a hospital and they were pushing it. My mother also lives with me and she’s older and at the time, they said it would prevent transmission. Wouldn’t have gotten it otherwise. Also, booster-free.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@GoldieOnTV Sorry for your loss Mike. Anthony had insane power and was one of a kind. I didn’t know him but seemed like a great dude. RIP Rumble.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@SStricklandMMA Its FAKE bro lol
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@memed_my @ZubyMusic I regret to inform you but people in LA would absolutely vote yes for this.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
11 months
@KevinKileyCA I like these but @GovRonDeSantis doesn’t have the charisma or team to make these questions happen or to appeal to the voters. Btw I cannot stand @GavinNewsom . Got clowned by @adamcarolla
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@RobSchneider @ufc @danawhite @netflix LMAO my wife said the same thing. Sorry Rob!
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@jontaffer @Yelp Review websites are typically biased toward the negative. If you enjoyed your experience, you’ll probably just keep going back. If you didn’t, you may feel more inclined to put it out there publicly. Just my opinion though.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ZubyMusic I live right on the border of LA and Ventura county. I take my girls to dance class in Ventura. No masks no nothing. We then go to a restaurant without a mask. In LA county, they would have to wear a mask and we would have to show vaccine in order to eat inside. 10 min apart!
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@Cernovich You’re replying to someone with… 3… followers. Time to go to bed bro.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
@bullyb170 When we take our 4 and 5 yo girls out to dinner, I’d say 90% of kids with their parents are staring at iPads. We don’t allow it. It’s more difficult but my kids order for themselves and respect adults.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ZubyMusic If you can believe it, outside of LA county, nobody has given me shit about walking into a restaurant without a mask. Literally go 5 miles across the county border though and they won’t let you come in without showing your vax pass. So bizarre. Out of here asap.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
@libbyemmons Legally battery. Unwanted physical touching.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@Benaskren Cmon son. 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World. We’re literally living through these stories right now in one way or another.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@ZubyMusic San Francisco is one of the most beautiful US cities if you overlook the needles, poop, and trash.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
6 years
@mma_fullcontact @kennyflorian “And I would do anything to win... but I won’t do that... no I won’t do that!”
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
4 years
@BritMartinez Facts dont care about your feelings..... sorry I had to 😂
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ZubyMusic Good to know. I’ve been going into businesses in Cali with no masks and nobody has said shit. I’ve been vaccinated btw. Just doing it out of principal.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@Jon_Anik Bro. Bruno Mars. Come on.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
@gusdparents @irrationalhenry @GlendaleUSD When we compare ourselves to the worst school districts in the country… we’re doing alright. 🤡
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@BritMartinez I had a blast in Lake Tahoe but that was years ago.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@DefiantLs “…one that’s based on individuals being thoughtful about their own risks and the risks they pose to others”. I’m sorry that was the OLD normal and the one a lot of us have been advocating for 2 years now!
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@BritMartinez It absolutely is. It is less difficult and thus you can stay on it longer and burn more calories.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
11 months
@bullyb170 RIP to those gloves.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@dc_mma I don’t know, but Macho Man showed up at my local Farmer Jack in Taylor Michigan, signed my Wrestling Buddy and then I won tickets to Summer Slam ‘93. Way better than Hogan.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@BritMartinez Took my daughters to see it. We all had a great time. Agree about Seth 😆
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ElijahSchaffer Bro you can just do a firemans carry. Guess it wouldn’t be quite as funny tho.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@zerohedge This is my last stand in California. I moved here 11 years ago, bought a house, raised a family. Never, EVER wanted to leave. If homie is not gone in a few months, my family and I are. Let’s go.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
8 months
Uhh… 🙋🏼‍♂️
@theblaze
TheBlaze
8 months
McConnell: “It's pretty safe to say we all agree we need to avoid a government shutdown. Under no circumstances does anybody want to shut the government down.”
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
10 months
@OfficialComent @ClownWorld_ I unfortunately watched. It's more the condescending attitude.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@CapitalParadox @NikLentz Or the shirt that literally says “ring, cage, or parking lot”. Situational awareness says wut?
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
7 months
@randomyoko Never thought of this but you’re probably correct.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@DieselU420 @titoortiz Would’ve been an amazing comment but it was “Tito tell another jackal story” 😂
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@randomyoko @iloveyatchan I hope the Japanese people remain strong よこさん!頑張れ!
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@RubinReport Sadly I know exactly where this is at. Cahuenga and Santa Monica?
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ZubyMusic Ey, enjoy your time brother. Not EVERYONE in LA is insane. If for some reason you make it to the San Fernando Valley hit me up. We’ll do deadlifts in my garage gym. 🏋🏼
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ufc @UriahHallMMA @SStricklandMMA Hall’s key to the fight: get overhook as soon as possible.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@PeterSchiff @PeterSchiff , I’m probably going to come into a large sum of money soon. What should I invest in. I know gold is your number one but anything else?
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
9 months
@MrFourToEight 23 and 28. Married 10 years this May 😎
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@mathyewjoeza @espnmma @JonnyBones Jon running from the scene after he hit a pregnant woman
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@larryelder Larry, my family moved from Metro Detroit to Los Angeles 11 years ago. My mother, wife, and myself are voting for you. My wife and I are in the healthcare industry, so we can really live anywhere but if Newsom stays, we are gone. Too much government overreach. Good luck!
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ThunderLats @Twitter take this down. Goes against community guidelines for excessive violence.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
@LegendaryEnergy @alx @elonmusk Elon needs to start training like yesterday. Zuck is still a beginner but far ahead.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@RubinReport @wolfofwallst Dave, I can feel your happiness through the screen compared to when you were in Cali. Good luck brother 👊🏻👊🏻
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@libsoftiktok I agree with @MattWalshBlog on this one. Unmask our children is a request. They are your kids! Do something about! MAKE it happen. Don’t ask for it.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
8 years
Bailey! Bring us #popcornopolis ! Section 205 Row 5 Seats 5-7... or the whole row!! 🏒
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@MattWalshBlog Lost in Translation.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
10 months
@XVanFleet Disturbing
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@zerohedge I was there a few months ago. Total dump. Plenty of other beach cities to go to.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@CapitalParadox @NikLentz In hindsight it didn’t specify “bar” so maybe homie misunderstood.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
7 months
@ChayaRaichik10 Gotta be honest, I’m Murrieta adjacent and I could probably ID those guys.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@NikLentz Dude won FL by like 40k in 2018 holy smokes! Currently running at over a million.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
4 years
@satotenten 大きなテレビが必要ですね^_^
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
10 years
Not wearing flip... flops... to @icehousecc to see @SebastianComedy tonight. #sockit
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
3 years
@ZubyMusic None of this surprises me at all except for the fact that this is LA and nobody is wearing masks outside. Wtf? Did they tell them to remove them?
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
1 year
@jakeshieldsajj True story, I was just in a mixed sex bathroom in Vegas at Green Valley Ranch. Went in with my wife and as we are washing our hands to leave there is a group of women talking about how the color of their nipples matches the color of their butthole. Ill stick with the mens room.
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@kylecooley
Kyle Cooley
2 years
@Terrainstar @TomMarazzo @chrissaccoccia1 tank top makes me more of a fan. Go on Chris 💪🏼 you’ve been right for what… 3 years now?
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