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@kxxbos
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4 months
passing by a group of fashionable mfs when i'm wearing my "i hope nobody sees me" outfit
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ababu losing his job before paris is like entering the bus and being told hauko kwa list ya funky
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@heyyitsjanea just dropping this here😂
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walai kenya is one big Kiswahili setbook
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2 years
naming your code Murife hoping that it runs
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@kxxbos
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pia mimi ningecheza na settings if you were my friend
@njambifever
NJAMBI❄️
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My friend went to Dubai two weeks ago and didn’t post a thing! 😂👌🏾 Weeeh💯
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So leo nimekaa kwa mat kwa jam side ya dirisha using my phone and it was partly open then msee fulani akatokea kwa dirisha and I hid my phone mbio nikafunga dirisha imagine this mf akasmile akaniambia “Next time”😂
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my cat is too trusting, mse wa wifi bruh💀
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@kxxbos
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either way lazima mkate
@afcrazz
𝗆𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗋𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗓☆
2 years
Kwani uyu jamaa amenipea supa loaf gani, @KenyaPower_Care oneni sasa
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ciru: the only money i have is for rent and i can't touch it muhavi: when do you pay rent? this nigga can't be real 😂
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naogopa kwenda majuu cause someone might see me in their clothes
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mask
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@kxxbos
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I will be organizing a get-together in Israel for people named Vivian soon. Tell a Viv to tell a Viv
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@kxxbos
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11 months
wengine wenu wrapped zenu ni crazy sana ati wakadinali, alafu sza alafu christina shusho😭😭😭
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@kxxbos
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4 months
tbh i've never seen a bigger and faster fall-off😭
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@kxxbos
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1 year
mtu anakushow anaitwa Wes kumbe ni wesonga
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@kxxbos
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me:
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@Finessesly
Atoti Mamaa 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿
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Kama hujaitreat STI yoyote wewe ni kienyeji
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@kxxbos
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2 years
30 year old me seeing an airplane flying over our house
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yaani watu bado wako high school? i thought hio kitu iliishanga fashion
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@kxxbos
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11 months
masiku ziende this misogyny and misandry era needs to end can't wait for everyone to realize we basically cannot survive without each other lol
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@kxxbos
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4 months
ukiuma samosa upate imejaa ndengu ama waru
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ni kubaya wasee🤣
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5 years
remember when we thoughts africans were immune to the virus? those times had some Majimaji Warfare vibe😂😂😂
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when you enter a full nganya unknowingly
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11 months
😂does she know
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@kxxbos
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an app for ordering alcohol online: M-Zinga
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Tinder ingekuwa M-poa 😭
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some lecturer failed the whole class and died a week later well at least someone passed
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“tumekuwa wa mwisho tena kwa cleaning”
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Owichezzz
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Bomboclat
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1 year
anyway that thread is the reason i always keep at least 5 boyfriends
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@kxxbos
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8 months
mwenye aliitwa sunshine leo si pole bas
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4 years
Nobody: Middle pages of an A4:
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@kxxbos
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the timeline today:
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@kxxbos
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me: i'm watching The Gentlemen for the plot. The plot:
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we tweet among fossils
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@kxxbos
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literally no one says this💀
@ethicofficial
ETHIC
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In Kenya we don’t say “we are dating “ we say “katangaze basi si hupandana” and I think that’s beautiful.
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doesn’t mean we’ll forget her verse on Accelerator
@Its_Roddie
Řõððïę
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Vivian has started her journey in the gospel industry with a new track... Vivian ule wa Chingi Changa is now born again
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naisha bro😂exam ni kesho but huyu amepanic yake yote
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40 year old me on my father's couch when he says ati nitoe movie ndio aone news
@fanuel__ochieng
Ochieng🦈
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But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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"colgate ya aquafresh"
@BeLikeMarvin
Sims.
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Nimeona Mama Fua mwanaume, breaking societal norms.
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mtu anakukaribisha into an extremely neat house alafu anasema pardon the mess
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the last time i clubbed with someone i’m dating, they charged my phone kwa socket ya club so they can go through my texts, while i was blacked out
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me rehearsing how to alight from the matatu
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never open up to your parents , they use that against you
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@KingDon_za
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What causes this ? 🤔
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maybe hell ni place unagongwa kichwa na corner ya dirisha for eternity
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Whenever you’re at a table and someone asks you to pass the salt and you fail to suddenly remember to use it
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Bomboclaat!!!
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spotify inaniletea tu bangers on shuffle na niko surprised as if sio mimi niko na taste poa🤔😂
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@tervisscoot
Tervis Scoot
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In Travis Scott’s new PIN-UP Magazine you can spell anything out with the Travis Scott alphabet 😄
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@kxxbos
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english equivalent of ndiposa
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me stopping to check my bag when someone touches me slightly in cbd
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anyone else measure time using music? for example unaosha vyombo unajiambia utamaliza na ngoma nne za diamond
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huyo pia amemilk hio joke ya wigs
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this guy i'm talking to doesn't know i found his twitter. i just seen he tweeted something i told him last night, word for word . bar for bar😭
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if you listen to rhumba long enough, you discover where Sauti Sol sampled their tracks from
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friday night niko indoors kama vyombo
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the $ in kahush’a username stands for covid funds
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Paper 1: 15 Practical: 36 Paper 2: 10
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@sir_benedictx
Bereketeab
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Favorite tweet of your own?
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how bad do you have to suck at your job to end tribalism 💀
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i can’t hear anything in my right airpod i just hope it’s my ear
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me: this edible ain’t shit the edible:
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this app is not a real place
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anyone with brent faiyaz in their wrapped is the problem in the relationship
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with my mum in the sitting room and the blunt she found in the morning imechill juu ya meza casually💀
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this is the funniest thing i’ve seen today😂
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niggas will just leave you in their house alone and unsupervised like bro what if i'm a thief
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Wrapped is definitely spotify's best project cause they let us do their marketing for them
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when the invigilator peeps your work in an exam
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bro what if Wajackoyah is a government project meant to impress young people and then siphon votes from Ruto…💀cause ain’t no way he was allowed to vie with marijuana being his main point
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(end of a call) "okay sawa" "haya" "fiti" "poa" "haya" "sawa" "sasawa" "aya" "poa"
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Kuambia msee anaitwa Ignatius awashe>>>>
@kihotiOTF
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Kuwasha shadda na ile fence electric>>>>
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nanyesha babe hadi mimi babe
@SimplyAurelia
Bad Gal Ari✨
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And in this world, she’s my world ❤️
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in my mysterious era (donda amesahau kuchukua fare)
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those “lil mbwa” memes are the most annoying thing on this app
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when a kid falls down and you don’t want them to cry
@finestubbornboy
The BOYFRIEND
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Boomboclaat
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when you see someone entering their PIN
@finestubbornboy
The BOYFRIEND
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Boomboclaat
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county imepatana na crisps za 20
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@_JeffOuma
Jeff
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Money can't fill the void of our souls. The solution is Jesus Christ, our personal savior.
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A date is a date, ata kama tutatembea tu tao na turudi
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fundi wangu wa nguo hushona mbio sana Tailor Swift
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i miss being kissed fr🥲
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me personally i never leave the house without this
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the weakened*
@_academics_help
ACADEMIA RESEARCH
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The Weeknd The Wicked
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backbencher drummer form 3 West:
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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Diana Chepkemoi: I left Kenya to go to Saudi Arabia with the hopes of getting a better life and to be honest, mine was just a tip on the iceberg, people are suffering there
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ma boy you still going?😂
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nobody asked
@DjEynie
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💯❗️
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finding someone on your contact list making tiktoks is so cringe😂
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"mrembo nails?" while my nails are already done is insane
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chamani fug it
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🚿Oga nice every other day i oga nice🎶
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Willson
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this is a night to listen to asake in the shower
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we need to mass report this bitch atoke hii app
@s1ah_wanja
siah wanja🇿🇦 👸🏽
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Yaani mko serious ata hamfikirii kuhusu Tirries Tuesday?
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this weather makes tiddies look so pretty
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i still don’t know mnamaanisha nini mkisema snacks
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@ojenabosi gentlemen of african origin in the capital of France
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whatsapp gb users when you delete a stsatus update
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elite meme😂👌🏾
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if we played nyama nyama nyama in China, there would be no losers
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she’s a walking L for wanting someone that says he will mob the ocean
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