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Comms for Energy Access | Currently building @SheSparksAfrica | Also writes stories set in Middle Belt Nigeria | Shagba Kwase | @fa_er_en 🕊️

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined August 2012
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@kvmashe
Kumashe u Yaakugh
2 years
While She Slept is up on all four platforms. Click link in bio💃🏾
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Adekunle’s reaction to seeing his parents is so beautiful🥲 #BBNaija
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@kvmashe
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3 years
Owambe ready🤎
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Groovy is visibly hurt. This is mad toxic. #BBNaija
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@kvmashe
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3 months
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Dear Benue babes, bless us with JPEGs.
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@kvmashe
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1 year
Happy birthday to me!☺️❤️
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@kvmashe
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5 years
@Premiumnegro Lol but is it really this deep?
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@kvmashe
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1 year
Earlier today at @voiceofnigeria to talk about my book, WHILE SHE SLEPT💃🏾 Copies still available @Rovingheights
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Proud to announce that my book, While She Slept will be dropping this January💃🏾 Guys, I just got an advance copy of the book, MY BOOK, and I cannot keep calm😭😭🥺🥺
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Mr Jollof steady embarrassing himself.
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@kvmashe
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6 years
@Stunner_Guy All the nerves in that hand are dead😟
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@kvmashe
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3 years
@amerix The red flag tweeting about a red flag.
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@kvmashe
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8 months
Owambe baby🩶🤍
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@kvmashe
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2 years
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Ongoing PVC collection at GSS Lifecamp. Very organized. If your ward is Gwarimpa and you’re yet to collect, come out come out!
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@kvmashe
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3 years
Look at what we’ve been arguing with😩😭
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3 years
As a rule, the only "Public Speaker" types worth taking serious are the ones who actually had/have successful careers in significant professions before becoming public speakers. You can predict the quality of their thoughts from the quality of the career they had.
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@kvmashe
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5 years
Kumashe u Yaakugh😝 Haters like @augiesweb will say otherwise😌
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@kvmashe
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@kvmashe
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@kvmashe
Kumashe u Yaakugh
3 years
Quite an interesting read.
@SahilBloom
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3 years
De Beers literally created the global diamond industry. It's a fascinating—and controversial—tale of psychological hacks, marketing campaigns, and market manipulation. Here's a breakdown of the crazy story:
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@kvmashe
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4 years
Got cake and balloons today!😌 🎂: @parfait_plus
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@kvmashe
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3 years
Van Gogh was found shaking😏✌🏾 #sipandpaint #HappyNewYear
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@kvmashe
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@kvmashe
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1 year
I just won the #I4GCybersecurityScholarship . I'll be embarking on a journey to learn social Cybersecurity and how to build a career in it with @ingressive4Good and @Cisco .
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Guys, my in-person book event for WHILE SHE SLEPT is happening on Jan 14th! I can't wait to talk love, ghosts & tsav😅 If you're in Abuja and free, I'd love to see you!❤️ RSVP: Preorder:
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@kvmashe
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6 years
@SubDeliveryZone Your favourite subject back then must have been literature.
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@kvmashe
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2 years
🎂🥂💥
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@kvmashe
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1 year
@theprincelyx Read about this a couple of months.
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@kvmashe
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3 years
Blondie❤️
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@kvmashe
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5 years
🥰🥰😋😋
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@kvmashe
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5 years
“It ain’t my fault that I’m out here getting loose, gotta blame it on the goose, gotta blame it on my juice!”💃🏾 It’s still my birthday🎉🎂
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@kvmashe
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It’s almost here💃🏾 Proud to say I designed this myself😊 Can’t wait for you guys to meet Ashidoon and Rage in A Chopper City Love!
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Some of the replies here remind me of a friend who wanted to adopt a child. She got admonished by the madam at the agency for not “being patient and trusting in God enough.” Wild.
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2 years
Tried therapy. Would not recommend in Nigeria.
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Osas with the body😍 #AMVCA8
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@kvmashe
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4 years
And Erica said it with her chest too 😂 #BBNaijialockdown2020
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@kvmashe
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6 years
Person pikin😍
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@kvmashe
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3 years
Wearing @MarcoScarpaNg as per usual✌🏾😊
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@kvmashe
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6 years
@Rukkkyg @tivnande Lmao! My dad bought one specifically for me and hung it on the wall in the living room. All he had to do whenever I misbehaved was point at it. He never used it on anyone though.
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@kvmashe
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6 years
Please, reduce your voice😐
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6 years
So tomorrow is Monday again
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@kvmashe
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4 years
Granulated. I hate the accountability that comes with cube😂
How do you like your sugar?
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@kvmashe
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3 years
Cake day 🎂😌
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@kvmashe
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3 years
This is an Ivie Okujaye appreciation tweet! Gaddemit😍🔥🙌🏾 #AMEnakhe
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@kvmashe
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6 years
Fun day😊❤️
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@kvmashe
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3 years
Picture Perfect is officially up on Okadabooks 💃🏾💃🏾 Click link below to download👇🏾
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@kvmashe
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5 years
Frodd collected this fight because of Esther. Omashola is going hard on him because of Venita. This thing don turn to woman matter, no be egg again 😂😂 #bbnaija
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@kvmashe
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4 years
#AbujaTwitterCommunity I need an affordable and reliable delivery company. Please help🙏🏾
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@kvmashe
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6 years
@Adanzy17 @Stunner_Guy Yeah there’s that too
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@kvmashe
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2 years
You mean the era of British teachers and headmasters in almost every Nigerian school?
@TheIgboWolf
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2 years
This is Nigerian accent in 1960, i am hopelessly in love with the accent from that era and i hate that is faded away.
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@kvmashe
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I stopped giving books bad reviews the moment I made an attempt at writing one. If I read a book and I don’t enjoy it, I simply move on. These ppl put in so much into their crafts.
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@kvmashe
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6 years
@ItsFoodPorn Just looking at this photo alone is giving me a heart burn😩
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@kvmashe
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4 years
Here’s a very short story I wrote about an ex-stripper named Frenchie👇🏾
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@kvmashe
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3 years
Talking about love and human sacrifice has never sounded so romantic😍 #AMRiona
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@kvmashe
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7 months
Don’t worry, if you don’t get paranran today, you’ll get on Judgement Day🥰❤️
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@kvmashe
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5 years
Babe stopd like this for hours. She only dropped her hands to change placards. Didn’t say a word.
@adannaadaka
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5 years
I was called a PROSTITUTE, I was asked why I was protesting if I had never been raped, I was asked why there was NO BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN MY LEGS, I was asked why I didn’t rape the person back, I was accused of being paid to protest. To the woman who stopped to pray for me...
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@kvmashe
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“Loving yourself is holding your own hand while you shake with anxiety.” 🤍🖤
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@kvmashe
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God came through for me as always 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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@kvmashe
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5 years
My first attempt at writing thriller...horror if you may.😌 Loosely based on a real life experience from 5yrs ago. I decided to get creative with it after seeing The Nun. Enjoy!🙏🏾
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@kvmashe
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2 years
@TheLotaChukwu Shanpepe, means morning star in Tiv.
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@kvmashe
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5 years
Happy birthday to my beautiful sister @augiesweb 🥰🎂
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@kvmashe
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3 years
It will not be well with this yellow and denim man😂😂😂 #NigerianIdol
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@kvmashe
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6 years
@menoword I once met a set of twins named Mansion and Partner. Yup, Bayelsa.
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@kvmashe
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2 years
You can’t even blame this on alcohol. Alcohol doesn’t turn ppl into monsters. Na wetin don dey your body dey comot shine. #BBNaija
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@kvmashe
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4 years
And Brighto & Wathoni lives happily ever after❤️🤗🥺 #BBNaijialockdown2020
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@kvmashe
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5 years
You pipu are vexing o. I thought Cindy was floating on pity votes but wow! Second highest🙆🏾‍♀️ All it took was just one Ludo game🤧 #BBNaijaEviction #BBNaija
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@kvmashe
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3 years
He married GM. How are you ppl not more scared of this one?? #AMEnakhe
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@kvmashe
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4 years
Fell asleep reading. Woke up to find my laptop an inch away from falling off the bed. I dunno about you but my God does not wear flip flops😌
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@kvmashe
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2 years
💃🏾☺️
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@kvmashe
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3 years
So what this means is Ivie will have to die too because gist about this new development cannot get out #AMEnakhe
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@kvmashe
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5 years
He had always looked at her as a friend until he realized he loved her...or so she thought.🤔
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@kvmashe
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2 years
The first book reading for WHILE SHE SLEPT took place yesterday and it was an exciting experience for me! People who have read the book say it’s AMAZING😁 Order your copy here:
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@kvmashe
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1 year
My baby and some babies🥰 #WorldBookDay
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@kvmashe
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Merry Christmas!
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@kvmashe
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4 years
If you see a 2-bedroom apartment in the heart of Abuja going for 300k, be sure to move in with your holy water, blessed incense, blessed oil, et cetera. It’s probably haunted.
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@kvmashe
Kumashe u Yaakugh
5 years
More importantly, if we could read minds as well.
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If we could hear the first ten seconds after ending a call. A lot of fight would have happened and a lot of people won’t be friends again.
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@kvmashe
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1 year
Okay Jecoco read Arafa for filth at Junkyard🤭 #RHOAbuja
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@kvmashe
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2 years
What are we using to defend nonsense today, religion or tradition?
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@kvmashe
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4 years
Lower your expectations of people and know peace🤗
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@kvmashe
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3 years
I hope this song is available for streaming😍😍😍😍 #NigeriaIdol
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@kvmashe
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2 years
Feeling sad on behalf of people who don’t eat nyam gyo🤭😔
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@kvmashe
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2 years
This was 6:30am today at INEC Garki🥲
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@kvmashe
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5 years
Finding this N1k in my laptop bag is definitely the highlight of a rather bleh week. I feel like going on a shopping spree rn😂
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@kvmashe
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2 years
I wrote a paranormal thriller book and it’s almost here, guys!!! If you love to read about ghost whisperers and homicidal psychopaths then this one’s for you. Can’t wait to share💃🏾💃🏾 #WhileSheSlept
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@kvmashe
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4 years
My mum’s bargaining skills always shock me. Found myself stepping away from her today at the market. What!😂😂
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@kvmashe
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5 years
Having everyone in the family constantly remind you how spoiled or lucky you are is annoying. Being the last child does not translate to being the favourite🙄
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@kvmashe
Kumashe u Yaakugh
3 years
Osaze steady dressing up in thick clothings to keep his cold heart from freezing him up🌚 #AMEnakhe
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@kvmashe
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2 years
“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become king. The palace becomes a circus.”
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@kvmashe
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1 year
What sort of Caucasian behaviour is this??? A wall opened and somehow you thought it okay to go in with the famous ‘hello hello’🤧😭 #AMRefuge
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@kvmashe
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4 years
I kinda like Wathoni with Prince😍 #BBNaijia2020
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@kvmashe
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4 years
Lucy is HOH now. She will show these children proper pepper😂😭 #BBNaijialockdown2020
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@kvmashe
Kumashe u Yaakugh
4 years
Tiara and Tayo’s scene was really something. Phew
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@kvmashe
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4 years
First, warehouses and now, houses of big politicians. How long before they start looting from one house to house? Dear God.
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@kvmashe
Kumashe u Yaakugh
4 years
Even here, Sheldon is the only one with the I-have-all-the-time-in-the-world facial expression. Of course Sheldon😂
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@kvmashe
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6 years
“People who discriminate against dark-skinned women are the same people who criticize and condemn skin bleaching.”
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