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2 months

safe space for freaky kinky (wholesome too) ideas/headcanons you are afraid to share publicly regarding haikaveh, be comfortable! (hkvh non switch hcs only please)

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@kvhbbgurl

5 months

sumeru archon quest:

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#haikaveh 🌱🏛️ a short crack socmed au (implied 🔞) the scribe is causing a gay awakening in sumeru reddit. sexually frustrated sumerians for him express their undying lust ever so shamelessly, and everyone shares the same sentiment, to be topped by him.

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this was revolutionary

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#haikaveh 🌱🏛️

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

kaveh never lied when he said "feast your eyes"

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@kvhbbgurl

4 months

ALHAITHAM OFFERED ME WIFE WHAT !!!!

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

“i’d marry you “wait, you guys with paper rings” aren’t married!?”

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@kvhbbgurl

4 months

reminder this art of alhaitham exists, is real, is official, is canon, is alive and healthy.

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@kvhbbgurl

3 months

get your wifeless alhaitham his kaveh today #haikaveh

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@kvhbbgurl

4 months

kaveh's the embodiment of gender.

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

same voice actor but they'd probably cry for each other

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1 year

same voice actor but they’d probably hate each other

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

i’d marry you we’re already with paper rings married, kaveh

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1 year

“i’d marry you “we’re already with paper rings” married, ung”

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@kvhbbgurl

7 months

princess kaveh check!

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

i just think that whenever kaveh comes back home complaining about his client to alhaitham, alhaitham would go up to him kissing his lips while he talks non-stop 🏛️: "and then-mmh.. they... muahh.. they said we should...mm" 🌱: "uhuh?.." 🏛️: "change the mmhh" 🌱: "yes?"

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

the neck part?????? what is that for?????? for alhaitham to lick??????

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@kvhbbgurl

9 months

okay let's bring this back again

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

kaveh having a fat crush on alhaitham even after their marriage is so canon #haikaveh

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

I have never met a single person who simply just "likes" kaveh, they're all OBSESSED with him

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

they could have simply said "go to alhaitham's house" but they want me to mop the floor with my tears

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@kvhbbgurl

6 months

it's been a year, A YEAR, and i'm just now realising haikaveh were inspired by thoth and ma'at (she literally has a blue feather in her hair like kaveh i am unwell?)

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

argue with the wall

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

imagine alhaitham seeing this may god be with him

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@kvhbbgurl

6 months

#haikaveh alhaitham's d!ck game must be insane

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@kvhbbgurl

6 months

#haikaveh

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@kvhbbgurl

3 months

protecting his tummy as if he cannot stop getting pregent

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

dear oh dear

𝒮𝒶𝓂𝑒𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒽

@soulmuva

1 year

People with kind hearts and soft spirits are often seen as weak within society. But they’re some of the strongest people you’ll encounter; even with the trauma and pain they’ve experienced, they’re able to still prevail and bring light to others who are experiencing darkness.

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

"why do i keep "he doesn't winning?" know"

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@kvhbbgurl

5 months

#kaveh #haikaveh

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@kvhbbgurl

1 month

this is my #haikaveh

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#kaveh #haikaveh

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

worrying like the husband he is

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@rinrenran_

1 year

what was alhaitham doing while his one true love was blacked out in the middle of a desert 😭😭😭😭😭

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

kaveh in that one part of his hangout:

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

this is the first time we get haikaveh together alone in official art i think i need a moment

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

okay hear me out, sweet tooth kaveh and dentist alhaitham 🦷 🌱: "open wide for me" 🏛️: "aaaa" 🌱 *gets super close to his face* 🏛️: (omfg how is he so handsome) 🌱: "your teeth are in well shape, perfectly lined up, haven't seen such a bright smile like this in a while"

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@kvhbbgurl

2 months

#haikaveh let's be real, they're both yappers

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh it takes an eyelash to.. confess? 🏛️: "oh fuck" 🏛️: "oh... wait wait" 🏛️: "OH NO FUCK!" 🏛️: "......." 🏛️: "AAGHH"

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@kvhbbgurl

9 months

akademia #haikaveh

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

nilou asks alhaitham about kaveh's cat ears? #haikaveh

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1 year

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1 year

"She was insane for this!!" and it's just a magical girl going through their transformation sequence

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1 year

kaveh puts a candy in his mouth and sucks on it during their gameplay alhaitham doesn't bother to open a new one, holding kaveh's chin, mouth to mouth, his tongue takes the one inside so he sucks on it himself. the candy taste is almost gone but kaveh's saliva is very flavourful

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

🔞i'm delulu so tell me why this one time alhaitham has his legs spread open? he usually crosses one on top the other so why now with kaveh across from him he has them open? me thinks he wants to be teased or he was being teased just before the traveler arrived and played it safe

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@kvhbbgurl

8 months

Mr. Kaveh M Y C O C K I N B I O Yours, Alhaitham.

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Miss Bennet, M Y C O C K I N B I O Yours, Darcy

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@kvhbbgurl

5 months

you're enjoying that grand sage raise since you're so bragging about it huh? is he spoiling you right?

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

the only time alhaitham and "straight" were in the same sentence, kaveh came into the picture.

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@kvhbbgurl

11 months

saw this haikaveh tiktok and it said from kaveh's pov: "when you build houses for others, but he builds a home for you" LISTEN I AM SO???????

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10 months

#haikaveh

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

he fell from heaven

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh 🔞 ❗ alhaitham has yet again disappeared, without a single word. almost a week and he's not home yet, kaveh grew enraged, as his loneliness creeped in on him, pining and craving for the other's touch, for his voice, for his stupid bickering. 🏛️: "h-haitham hnngh haa"

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

WHAT IF alhaitham always asks kaveh for rent money only when he comes back home drunk kaveh drags his feet to his room and comes back with the money, alhaitham tells him to keep it and that he was just joking since he already paid him when he was sober, but HE DIDN'T

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@kvhbbgurl

3 months

🔞 i love this kaveh so much omg

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

when i remember we won't be getting haikaveh/sumeru content anymore

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@kvhbbgurl

10 months

so cute !! kaveh is so small !!

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh 🔞 (solo alhaitham; panty sniffing and more) alhaitham has just arrived home from work. fatigued, he wastes no time to take a relaxing bath. he throws his cape on the divan before kaveh shows up to collect some papers he forgot on the table and leaves shortly.

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh royal au / arranged marriage hairbrush gliding through his fair golden locks, maids encircling him, tending to his dress and makeup, bridal room impeccably prepared for a night of romance, with soft lighting, petal roses and the subtle fragrance of scented candles.

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

"they're obviously guests, i'm not cheating on you"

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1 year

"huh WHO ARE THEY?!" The way he sounded like there was another woman 😭

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@kvhbbgurl

11 months

🌱: i had a dream about you last night 🏛️: oh? what was it about? 🌱: ....... (ah ah.. uh.. haitham... yes.. ah.. like that...) 🏛️: *tilts head to the side waiting for an answer* 🌱: *nosebleeds* 🌱: *tells him in detail and the nosebleeding increases* 🌱: *gets slapped*

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

can you watch him for me? i'll be back in a few hours

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

the haikaveh artists work faster than the devil HOW IS MY TL FILLED WITH BRIDE KAVEH FANARTS ALREADY????

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

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@kvhbbgurl

3 months

#haikaveh bunny kaveh's idea of being evil: zoomies

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

hoyo adding haikaveh crumbs like their life depends on it

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@GenshinUpdate

1 year

General Mahamatra Cyno and Reliable Eremite Dehya tourist information (CV: Miyu Irino & Ayaka Fukuhara) ▶️ #GenshinImpact #原神 #원신

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@kvhbbgurl

6 months

CAPS LOCK ᵗⁱⁿʸ ᶠᵒⁿᵗ

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

wait so kaveh is always nice and selfless to anyone, he always makes sure his clients and friends are satisfied and happy right? but it often drains him, keeping a smile on his face all the time can get very frustrating. now can we guess who's ready to take all that frustration

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

these are so funny helpppp #4ggravate #haikaveh #cynonari

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@kvhbbgurl

2 years

you won't catch aizen anywhere near people who aren't hot

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@kvhbbgurl

7 months

alhaitham applying his kohl like this...

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh 🌱🏛️ kaveh convinced alhaitham to go and buy furniture together and as usual his critics and comments never end refusing every piece alhaitham recommended, arguing it's too "simple" or too "complicated" for his taste alhaitham can only smile at him, given how

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@kvhbbgurl

3 months

umehara san has a great if not the greatest understanding of alhaitham’s character. he truly is the loveliest va!!

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh 'did you give up too?' alhaitham discovers kaveh is very ticklish especially around his waist area and he's having fun with it wherever kaveh is standing minding his own business alhaitham passes by him to poke his waist and walks away, resulting in kaveh flinching,

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

kaveh is so immersed in it he instantly forgets what the hell he was blabbering about just seconds ago 🏛️: "change the...mhh.. muah.. mm" 🌱: "yes kaveh?" 🏛️: "h-haitham mmuhh" they fall on the divan ♡

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

thinking about modern highschool students haikaveh, they're both in different classes obv cause senior/junior, and it's usually kaveh who goes to alhaitham's classroom for lunch break or just to chat, but one day alhaitham shows up to kaveh's classroom and everyone is

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

🏛️: "huh? but I "paid" my rent last week?" 🌱: "i'll pay you instead" 🏛️: *flushes* "are you making fun of me?" 🌱: "are you refusing mora?" 🏛️: "w-whatever, let's get it over with" 🌱: (my plan worked)

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

haikaveh is getting crowned as the fastest growing ship ever in history i'm gonna eat dirt

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

if kaveh can easily wrap his arm around his tiny waist like that, now imagine alhaitham, his palms alone would more than suffice!

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh BINGO! Rumors have it that Mr Scribe has his eyes on a certain someone, this has reached every corner in Sumeru City. Being the former acting grand sage, and the scribe, he's now always under a microscope, adding that he's a very handsome guy with a striking charisma,

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

idk how to explain this but look at the difference.....

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@kvhbbgurl

2 years

i saw people arguing about kaveh being persian or arab and someone said: "the only arabian thing in him is alhaitham" KSKJSKSJSNS

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

i actually love the idea of alhaitham being open about his feelings for kaveh in front of cyno and tighnari, whenever the 4 of them are together and kaveh turns around or leaves to go get them drinks or smth, alhaitham chuckles "cute" or "that's the loml" and cynari are just ????

Red and Bubbles kissing under the tree

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1 year

Alhaitham drew the most beautiful Kaveh ever until Cyno and Tighnari saw, and when they were about to show Kaveh, Alhaitham replaced the drawing with a badly drawn one and Kaveh was torn to either say "what a unique art style" or "is this how you see me?!"

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

nahida spreading the #haikaveh agenda

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh poll

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@kvhbbgurl

5 months

alhaitham

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

don't you give me only you my girl up please don't only you babe give up honey i only you darling belong with you only you babe and only you only you my girl

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

it surprises me how almost every haikaveh shipper i've interacted with is an adult, the quality of this ship attracting the adult audience does say something to me.

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@kvhbbgurl

3 months

🌱🏛️ #haikaveh portraying size difference in eating habits tonight kaveh prepared sambusa with shorba, along with a variety of side salads, hummus and tea. the mirage of colours on their dinner table, which alhaitham helped prepare, smells flavourful and looks mouth watering.

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

#haikaveh 🌱: so when are you going to pay your rent? 🏛️: huh? what do you mean? i already paid you last week 🌱: no i'm talking about the one where you live in my head 🏛️: ........ what?

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

breaking the kiss from time to time to let him speak, quick intermittent pecks between his words, alhaitham would attentively listen to what kaveh has to say while making his lips busy with his, he just likes to ease his mind from work a little and makes him focus on him

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@kvhbbgurl

5 months

if hoyo purposefully refused to release kaveh for more than a year just so they can have him rerun with alhaitham, then that's all i need to know about this ship.

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@kvhbbgurl

1 year

okay okay okaY OKAY WAIT WAIT wait wait WAIT LEMME BE DELULU in Parade of Providence Alhaitham says that earnest thanks should be given thrice in Pride & Prejudice Mr Darcy confesses 3 times to Lizzie saying "you have bewitched me body and soul and i love.. i love.. i love you"

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@kvhbbgurl

5 months

hoyo showing us a glimpse of their akademia days, them joined together for a goal, completing one another's ideas. we are witnessing them going back to each other, to the point which deeply hurt them both. they worked on themselves and learned, they will do it again and not fall.

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@kvhbbgurl

3 years

kubo said you came at the wrong mangaka

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