रात का सैनिटाइजर- डोगा @kuttabhowka Twitter profile

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रात का सैनिटाइजर- डोगा

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9 months

@_FaridKhan At Dharamshala you'll find the Dalai Lama, the symbol of peace for the entire world. At Abbottabad, Seals found Osama Bin Laden, the terror supremo of Al Qaeda (world's largest terror group) You chose your role model as per your upbringing.

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UPSC aspirants after clearing the exam back then "I'll make some awesome district development plans to make my district a model district" Now "Helo fraands, 10 types of pen you should use for your mains answer writing. And please like, share and subscribe my YouTube channel"

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4 years

भारत के एक आम लौंडे का आधा जीवन लोगों की आशाओं की पूर्ति (IIT/NEET/UPSC/BANK PO etc) करने में निकल जाता है और आधा फ्रिज के लिए बॉटल भरने में।

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3 years

TVF Aspirants season 1, Episode 5 Avinash's entry in Guri and Dhairya's marriage.

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@kuttabhowka

4 years

LBSNAA सपने दिखाता है और हेडक्वार्टर पोस्टिंग औकात।

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4 years

Why the most romantic couples can be seen in LBSNAA? Because marrying someone below your expectations is much better than serving in Nagaland Cadre.

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4 years

भारतीय parents को लगता है के शादी भी यूपीएससी जैसी होती है के 32 के बाद नहीं कर सकते।

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4 years

एक ज़माना था जब लोग मरते थे और फिर उनकी आत्मा भटकती थी आजकल आत्मा मर चुकी है और लोग भटक रहे हैं।

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

Be the senior you needed when you were junior.

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

Mathematical joke- log (😅) = 💧log (😄)

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3 years

Why chess is banned in Talibani Afghanistan? 1. It needs use of brains 2. The Queen is free to roam anywhere and wherever she wants to.

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@kuttabhowka

4 years

Civil services me sab log samaj seva Karne jaate Hain

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4 years

What's the most stupid superstition in your area ?

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

Dear bureaucracy Governance is more than Twitter or insta or Facebook posts and hangover with the LBSNAA days or charging money in the name of coaching while holding an office of responsibility Yours sincerely An ordinary taxpayer

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3 years

Dear Team India, Cricket is more than IPL and Insta ads. Yours Sincerely, An earnest cricket fan

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3 years

Everyone salutes the rising Sun, but it needs balls to accept your failure, to show your scar to everyone and say, see, I'm more than what you think, my failures won't tell who I am. You got my respect Patil sahab.... May the future give you the best. Stay blessed.

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3 years

Results for UPSC CSE are out and once again I find my name missing from the list. I want to thank everyone, who was there for me in this tiring but memorable journey. 6 attempts,5 visits to Dholpur House😄 time to move on I guess😅 Let's see what the future holds👍 #UPSCresult

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3 years

हुस्न के कसीदे तो पढ़ता रहेगा ज़माना सारा झुर्रियां भी प्यारी लगे तब समझना इश्क है।

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3 years

Iconic lines by Justice JR Mirdha on his farewell speech, "In the court of Justice, both parties know the truth, it's the judge who's on trial."

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4 years

🇮🇳:- घर आके देखिए बच्चे लड़ रहे हैं। 🇺🇸:- babe please come home, YOUR kids and MY kids are beating OUR kids. PS- अब हर joke इंडिया पे ही थोड़ी होगा।

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@kuttabhowka

2 years

Aapke yaha ise kya kehte hain?

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झारखंड की IAS पूजा सिंघल के CA के घर से मिला 17 करोड़ से ज़्यादा कैश. अभी गिनती जारी है.

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4 years

Police officers from Gujarat state cadre don't need Google maps As they have 'GPS' on their shoulders.

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@kuttabhowka

4 years

निकाह को इतना दिलकश ना बनाओ ग़ालिब के कल को तलाक़ के चर्चे आम हो जाए ।

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4 years

कौन कहता है सरकार किसानों की बात नहीं करती ? पूरा यूपीएससी खेती किसानी से भर दिया आप क्या बात कर रहे हैं ? बीएससी agriculture करने वालो को आज अपनी डिग्री की सार्थकता समझ आई होगी।

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

I urge all the govt officials who are active in any social media, posting pics and doing over glorification of the services, please tell them the frustrating moments too As you say it's a personal account, don't write govt official to get a blue tick Show both sides of the coin

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3 years

Before you get married, do discuss Bills Parenting style Credit Debt Religious beliefs of families Family rules Beliefs you want to be instilled in your children Childhood traumas Sexual expectations Family and mental health history Financial expectations Bucket list Education

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@kuttabhowka

4 years

Some people think that clearing any government exam as their life time achievement. They are a liability for society and nation not asset It's what you do after getting selected, that matters You arent defined by your job, your job is defined by you and your deeds Always remember

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4 years

Few years ago, I was fat and ugly, then I developed an interest in running, Now I'm just ugly.

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4 years

The only point in which I agree with Karl Marx is "Religion is opium of the people"

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3 years

घरवालों के ताने और मोहम्मद रफी के गाने, सीधा दिल पे लगते हैं।

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3 years

Always choose a foodie partner, Because जो प्लेट में खाना नही छोड़ती, वो तुम्हे क्या छोड़ेगी।

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3 years

If a boy hits a girl, WRONG. If a girl hits boy, right. If a UC scolds SC on caste, WRONG If an SC scolds UC on caste, RIGHT that's where I think our society is going wrong. We must emphasise on making HITTING and SCOLDING wrong, irrespective of caste, religion, race, sex & POB.

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

IRCTC algorithms are designed in such a way that a young man travelling will never get a ticket next to a woman of his age Even if lower birth is alloted, some uncle or aunty will come and exchange. We need some revolutionary IRTS officers to sort out this issue जनहित में जारी।

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3 years

Finally watched the hyped episode of #tvfaspirants The protagonist was giving his last attempt in 2012 & had electrical engineering as his optional is factually incorrect as till 2013, UPSC used to have 2 optionals. But yeah in India, just put some emotional tadka & you're done

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3 years

The students who are passing the exam without any hardships must remember that you're not going to get a job in the second most populous country of the world without hardship.

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4 years

Bureaucracy-expectations vs Reality

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Caption this 😀

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3 years

No outrage? No national media coverage? No celebs tweeting about it? No cricketer is asking for anything? Why so? Because #Nagaland isn't mainstream? People's life, be it in Kashmir, or Nagaland, is equally important. We've to ensure that our Naga brothers and sisters get

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@kuttabhowka

4 years

Corona did a fabulous job, despite all it's negativity Now there's almost zero pics on insta/FB of those traditional "bangles with shorts" honeymoon pics from the cheapest island possible in MMT And that "bandhgala" pics from LBSNAA #natureishealing

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3 years

If you're ready to look like an idiot to most of the people and come out of your fear of failure or embarrassment, then success awaits you.

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3 years

It was hilarious to see how people were praising the topics asked in essay paper, including some senior bureaucrats too. Philosophy and ground work are quite different things, and you're supposed to be a bureaucrat (who works on ground) not Sukrat (Socrates)

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4 years

Civil services and Shadi ka ladoo are homologous, Jo khae pachtae, jo na khae wo bhi pachtae.

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

For all democracy lovers, who empathize for Afghanistan Spread a rumour that oil reserves have been found in Herat and Swat valley, Within 2 days, NATO and Seals will make the region democracy.

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

We keep asking, why our country doesn't get scholars like Kautilya, Aryabhatt, Ramanujam, Dr Kalam so frequent these days? If you'll eat, drink and sleep an exam for most of the youthful age of your life, you will end up being a MUGGER not a SCHOLAR.

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@kuttabhowka

2 years

Doing good for the society, or for your fellow countrymen doesn't require you to crack UPSC or become politician. You can do it irrespective of your profession or qualification.

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

Celebrations on RAS results was seen from majority of the bureaucratic lobby, but can you just imagine, State PCS of India's largest state produced result in 3 years. That is 3 attempts of CSE, CAPF 9 of NDA, CDS, AFCAT Leave the amount of ups and downs that might have happened

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क्या अब इस्लाम खतरे में नहीं है? और अगर बुद्धिजीवियों को ये लगता है के नहीं, तो माफ़ कीजियेगा, आपकी जो इस्लाम की परिभाषा है वो दुनिया के लिए खतरा है

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4 years

Some people in your life are just like TREATY OF VERSAILLES, with a sole motive of humiliating you.

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@kuttabhowka

3 years

Life hack- if you wanna save yourselves from your parent's taunting, stop your local newspaper subscription immediately.

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3 years

🇺🇲- Two ones are two Two twos are four Two threes are six..... 🇮🇳- Two oneja Two Two tuja four Two threeja six......

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3 years

In India, marriages change fate of 2 people and DP of 200+ people.

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3 years

To the guys putting status, Cristiano is coming home. Buddy you live at Mira Road, not Manchester.

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