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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

4 years

I feel so sorry for people who follow me here thinking I'd post about code and I just rant and share memes all day xD

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Aur karo DSA interviews bsdk 😂😂

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Can't believe this startup is valued $200M mofos offered me an ✨unpaid✨ internship 🤡🤡

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

This was personal :')

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Bhaiiiii my mom was about to throw water at me while watering the plants and i said "BAKCHODI NAHI" 😳 FUCKKKK.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Lawde ka recession just code flappy bird ai and become a millionaire already. How hard is it? Where are the Top Gs?

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

From messaging @tanaypratap for interview tips to messaging him about sending me folks we could hire. I'll take this moment to feel blessed about the progress I've made 😌

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

I have a full time job but college wants me to do an internship to give the "industrial experience" credits. CAN THEY EVEN HEAR THEMSELVES SPEAKING?!?! 😭😭😭😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Fuck it. Let's bring the new year early. Planning to help AT LEAST 20 folks get into the tech industry. If you think you have the relevant skill-set, worked on some personal projects and want to work on production scale. Fill out the Google form below 👇

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

I'm already winning in life 😌✨

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

It's 23°C in Delhi. Now what Bangalore?

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Took me 1.5 hrs today to explain to my college prof what are NFTs because my final year project is around it. In the end he said still i can just download the image 🤡🤡

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

DM me for work-life balance tips 👌✨

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

So I was waiting to reserve a table with my friend at a cafe and I heard someone saying "wANdiEs chalte hai" behind me. I turned around and said "Wendy's hota hai gareeb" thinking it was my friend. TURNS OUT IT WAS SOME OTHER GIRL WITH HER FRIEND 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

4 years

I GOT THE MLH FELLOWSHIP!!!!!!!!! @MLHacks 🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉🤯

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

🚨MAJOR CAREER UPDATE🚨 I'll be joining the talented folks like @ayushshekhar17 and @theadityadas at @GetFrontRow as a FrontEnd engineer! ✌️🎉

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Yearly reminders that NFTs ke bahar bhi duniya hai. 22 went 🤌❤️

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Not my mom asking for my boss' number because I'm going on an office trip. MUMMA YAAARRR 😭😭😭❤️

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Everyday's a hackathon at a startup. #techtwitter #webdev

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Since there are layoffs happening in thousands. I'll just quickly pen down my experience and how I handled it. I hate being a thread boi but if this helps even a single person out there, it's worth the potential hate xD Can't believe I'm doing this but 🧵👇

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Was vibing until I remembered my Slack status shows the whole company what song I'm listening to 💀💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

4th year student WITH a job offer y'all 🤡🤡

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Yeh bc meri company ka kaam ek number fun hai par saala poora din neha kakkar ki shakal dekhni padti hai 😭😭😭😭😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Are you even a programmer if you don't play the ML algorithm of instagram reels to show you the content you want?

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

@Uttupaaji Sorry for ruining the potential reach but I just had it on my clipboard 💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

A lot of people are really not getting how big the freshworks news is 🤯

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

4 years

Being in your early 20s is FUCKED UP. Half of the people are stressing to death over their careers but the other half is making reels?!?!! 🥴🥴

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Recruiter while scheduling the interview "Yes, we'll only ask you about your dev skills, JS/TS fundamentals, no DSA" *Interview starts* "So we have an array of integers......" BHAIII?!?! 😭🤡😭🤡😭🤡😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Pretty sure Jack Dorsey's going web3 full time. Man's gonna bring insane things to the space!

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

#Budget2022 🤫🤫

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

4 years

Woke up to a nice surprise from @MLHacks ❤️

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

@kashmirigirl_ The female urge to copy a 6 month old viral tweet

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Okay, I've been waiting a loooooongggg time for this. @developer_dao #3505 !! LFGGGGG! 🥳🤠

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Long overdue personal update. As most of you already know I got laid off approx 2 weeks back from @GetFrontRow . These past couple of weeks have definitely been the most hectic weeks of my life. But hey fuck it we ball 🤪. Some news soon 🫡

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

and that ladies and gentlemen is a 10 day long refactor 😌

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

1 year

I think if someone asks me for ONE BEST tip to enjoy solo travel. I'll say slow travel. Don't pack up your day with 4 attractions, 3 restaurants, etc. Wake up without an alarm, chat with people at your stay, go out to a random place, walk 2 miles for coffee ABSORB PEOPLE ♥️

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

First day of work tomorrow @GetFrontRow . What's something you would want to tell a junior dev for his first job? #webdeveloper #100DaysOfCode #Javascripts

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Oh by the way. 1 whole year @GetFrontRow today ✨

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

About to drink with dad for the first time. History guys 😭😭😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

College prof said. This personal website will get a D grade

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

4 years

@shit_posting_A @scopeheenahihai If you gotta do the 4 one then do it good? xD

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Small 2023 update :- 30 days without a cigarette 😌

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

21 years of education but I'm shit nervous in filling 2 simple tax forms But hey Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 😀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

You know I had thought of writing so many things over the past 2 years day dreaming about this but now that it's here it has taken me 12 hours, half a bottle of whiskey and a couple of my closest friends to just post this. Will complete this thread over the weekend. Ciao! ✌️✨

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Okay I'll go k word myself now. It was nice knowing y'all 🙃

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

@manan_0308 500 rs zomato order to everyone who likes this if Afghanistan beats new zealand 😩

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Some accomplishments of 2021 ✨ Got my first tech job! (Thanks to @ayushshekhar17 for listening that i don't care about my college and can work alongside) ✨ My GSoD work got mentioned at the UN ✨Started sleeping healthy (8 hrs) ✨ Met COOLEST Tech twt people ❤️ ✨ Entered web3

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

College doing placement orientation and I'm posting about joining my job on LinkedIn. Istg was working for the past 2 years for this moment. PRICELESS! 😂😂🥂

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Deploying my first big ass change on job's main website in 20 mins. If I bring down prod, consider this my last tweet xD

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

That time of the month for mechanical keyboard users. #DeepClean 😗

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

30 likes and I get my first tattoo.

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

5 months

They don't know I was interviewing to leave them an hour ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

@nitassium Standard appraisal season employee behaviour

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Now that I'm settled in. HELLO @peakbengaluru WAGMI :)

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

On my way back from one of the most adventurous and impromptu trips of my life! - Bijlee Mahadev summit (2,438 m) (-5 °C)

samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

College roomie called. Just boarded a bus to IDK WHERE for a trek IDK WHICH. Just vibes 😌🤣🤣🧗

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Had Acrophobia. I guess the verb to notice is "had" :)

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

20 likes and I make this live on a Friday 💀💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

🚨🚨 NEED O+ BLOOD IN BHOPAL 🚨🚨 RT for reach 🙏

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Why is there this toxic never ending competition from the second I've entered into my final year. People are getting so toxic and mean with each other over placements like dude we just spent 3 years together. And ffs what's with this jealousy? Live and let live 🤦

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

4 years

Showed my mom a video of me drinking vodka straight from the bottle and she removed her whatsaapp DP which was with me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Perks of working @GetFrontRow ✨

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Hey Twitter! Me and @bholeychaturey are looking for a 2/3 BHK or 2 empty rooms in a 3BHK in a slightly big, ventilated place in and around HSR, BTM, Sarjapur, Bellandur, Koramangala 4th block and kasavanahalli (kahin bhi dila do 🥲). RT for reach dua milegi 🫡✨ @BangaloreRoomi

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

You know the code got serious when you unplug your monitor, keyboard and take your laptop to your bed

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

BOUGHT MY FIRST AIR JORDANS!!! 😩✨❤️❤️❤️

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

If he gives me less marks now because he doesn't understand the project, then who's at fault? Me or the system?

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

1 year

@saketsingh_blr @krsanchit16 Teri aankh phodu buddhe? Yeh comment bhi galti hai teri

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Good morning. Just spent 40k rs for 3 covid tests because they're mandatory to board flights 🤡. How's your weekend going?

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Hey everyone! Some veryyy cool members of @developer_dao have been working on something pretty awesome ( @edenprotocolxyz ). The team just submitted their submission for the @0xPolygon Buidl It hack on @devfolio . Please take a look, show some love and we appreciate the feedback! :)

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Not 2 adults, earning a decent salary discussing at third wave Koramangala, how to order so that they pay for the cheapest drink and get the other one for free because one shared their app invite to the other 💀💀💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

College authorities - we need a name for the new boys hostel. Warden -

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

1 year

Rented a car drove to the airport and back. Picked up a hitchhiker as well 💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Only acceptable way to make PRs on Friday 😤

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Poore college ki gaand mari padi hoti hai and beech main 4 enthusiastic chode aajayenge "OnLInE SiNgINg CoMPetiTiOn" 🤦🤦

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Just thanked the person who initially gave me a direction in my career and told him about starting my first job. Idk feeling very very wholesome 🥰✨

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Oh fuck me, why do I even open LinkedIn? 💀💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

4 years

bc yahan interview hai and side main mast Chake de India bajra hai full volume pe 😭😭😭😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

The software engineer urge to constantly think everyone around you know so much more than you.

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

1 year

3 hours post the gig and I finally have the energy both physical and mental to speak and my Godddd to was it a night to remember! I won't be sad if my life has peaked here honestly.

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

1 year

@blockchainbalak Can I get a clear picture of it? There are so many and I left the game for a month 🤣🤣

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

And it begins 😭😔😔. Kya karoge itni t shirts ka bhai?!!?

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Took the day off of work cuz had a bit of fever. Thought I'll go to the bank to do some work I've been putting off for weeks. Bank didn't allow entry cuz of the fever 🤡🤡

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Can't make this shit up 💀💀💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

@Arunjyoti714266 @karanbalani_ @VaibhavSisinty @PhonePe_ On the contrary i feel like it's quite good because it's vv simple. No noise. Keep up the good work @anirudhux

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

4 years

GOT A BED. THANKS Y'ALL! ❤️❤️ SHE REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS. WE JUST SAVED A LIFE ❤️💯💯

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Bought flowers for mom and she handed me a bottle of wine saying "jaldi khatam karde vase banana hai" 💀💀. Okay mumma 🤝😂

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

bsdke indentation pta nahi computer science engineer ki degrees baat rhe hai 🤦‍♂️

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Blocked 1.5 hours to manage finances and turns out people owed me ~35k. Ab maangne main sharam aari hai 💀💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

POV - you went to Indian Bank.

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

Random people texting one day before a final xD

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

bhenchod agar ab Neeraj Chopra se badi photo merko Modi ki dikhi na toh bas khatam hai sab 😭😭

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

@thatshutterboi Company swag main lingerie aayegi 💀💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

2 years

Close to 60 hrs of no sleep 🫡💀

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

3 years

If I create something that uses the LinkedIn and Twitter APIs to block all of your LinkedIn connections on Twitter (if you don''t follow them already) would y''all use it? Starting to get a little annoyed by them intruding here xD

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samhawkz.eth

@kundraSarthak

10 months

Could've said "50 likes and I'll go blue" but yolo or something 💀