🚨URGENT — my cousin Anthony, 33, was mandated to take Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine, 3 days later, he cannot stop shaking, "i'm a prisoner in my own home"
This should be considered a crime
WHEN MY MOM RAN INTO JASON SUDEIKIS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT SNL AND SHE THOUGHT MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE SO SHE STARTED TALKING THEN REALIZED MY DAD WAS NOT THERE SO SHE SAID “OH I’M TALKING TO NOBODY” AND JASON SUDEIKIS SAID “YOU’RE TALKING TO YOURSELF, YOU’RE NOT NOBODY” ????
MICHAEL KAY: welcome to the 50th game of the yankees centupleheader
[game gets delayed]
[game gets rained out]
KAY: yes
[whole world flooded by rain]
KAY: oh god yes