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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
1 month
The lesbian Bushwick party where the twink fell the roof turning out to be Emerson College alum is the icing on the Clairo shade cake
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@kriscawog
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1 year
@bartleby_era My friends and I were standing behind you guys in line and we have a video! Just DM’d it to you!!
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Joss Whedon while writing Buffy: Ah yes let’s write in this gorgeous vampire that every women will fall in love with. My and my roommates: the librarian is so hot.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
I feel like the world doesn’t give adam lambert the recognition he deserves
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
the adam lambert fandom is apparently alive and well bc they are all up in my notifs
@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
I feel like the world doesn’t give adam lambert the recognition he deserves
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Joss Whedon: let’s write in this hunky college student in season 4. Me and my roommates: ooo evil vampire is spicy.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
yes. that is me and @phoebe_bridgers in the same zoom. interview drops tomorrow on @fivecentsound ...
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
I just know he’s thinking about how it should have been him...
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Darleen and I have the same face
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@neIIychillin
jadakiss stan acct
4 years
Any of y’all look almost exactly like one of your parents?
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
is my group about to do our entire semester long marketing application project on Total Drama: Island? yes. am i prepared to write a 20 page paper about why the show needs a reboot and how it should be done and do an entire marketing mix for it? also yes.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
The NYU reject to Emerson College to Columbia College Chicago pipeline is real
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Emers*n College really just said fuck anyone who booked a flight back to Boston tho
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
what’s worse: my dad texting me that he ate a McDonald’s kids meal or the artist who asked for a minimum of $100k for a 30 minute acoustic zoom set??
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
I GRADUATE NEXT WEEK AND I (sorta) GOT A JOB TODAY
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
me: can't wait to move to NYC in May!! also me: *has no job lined up, hasn't been there since a middle school field trip in 2014, & has no idea if I'll even like it*
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
@mhudelson I used to call the box office an hour or so before I got there to confirm I was on the list bc I saw this happen to others and was so anxious it would happen to me one day
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
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2 years ago I dumped my live-in bf, packed everything, and moved to nyc in the span of 20 hours. Besttttt decision everrrrrr
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
got my vaccine appointment tomorrow imma cry tears of joy
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
I didn’t get the $600 or the $1200 stimulus check bc I’m a college student BUT I did get $16.15 from the U by Kotex tampon settlement today (if you still use anything by that brand plz buy something else they’re extremely toxic)
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
The 4 seasons are: - rewatch Gilmore Girls - rewatch New Girl - rewatch Always Sunny - shamefully rewatch Glee
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
So glad to see so many non Arabs standing up for Palestine right now. Please keep up this energy when you vote and when you spend $. The only way Americans can truly try to end this genocide is by demanding American politics and corporations to stop backing Israel.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
woohooo a slightly less shitty old white guy !!!
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Decided I’m going to keep track of the crazy shit this year with a list on my fridge and so far we got these two
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
can’t believe Kris Jenner orchestrated that whole ordeal yesterday just to distract us from the fact that Kanye is hooking up with Jeffree Star
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
it’s my 3rd winter on the east coast and I’m still in my “snow is cute” phase so really hoping that it doesn’t go away
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
living with roommates is just shuffling the same $20 around on Venmo every few days
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
houses on the east coast just be having basements???
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
a professor in my dept heard about my research project on DIY music and asked me to send it to them bc they wanna use it as a reading for their class 🥺🥺🥺
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
2 years
tried one month of Apple Music and I’m convinced y’all who choose THIS over Spotify are sociopaths
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
vaccinated. time to smooch the homies.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
u had to be there
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Cory just emailed this to our professor and department head... electric chair
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
just submitted my LAST EVER school assignment
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
or instead of telling women to be less polite (& emulate the blunt male business tone) we start encouraging men to be more polite to people
@kaylatmf
Kayla Martell Feldman (she/they)
4 years
Can female creatives please remove the phrase "no worries if not" from their vocabularies please. About 90% of emails/DMs I get from female directors/writers include this phrase. A man has NEVER said this to me. Who taught us this? We must stop apologising for taking up space.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
My ears are begging for help trying to handle two masks, glasses, 3 sets of earrings, ear buds, and a beanie
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
7 months
can't wait to watch this on a flight to my hometown in December 2026
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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‘NOW YOU SEE ME 3’ begins filming this year. ()
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
just found out white people eat thanksgiving dinner at 2 pm
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
just sent the entire @fivecentsound creative staff my current listens playlist in the middle of the night with this image as cover. really hope I didn’t scare any freshman off..
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
from now on I’m only telling my boyfriend he’s cute when he cuffs his jeans and hoping it affects his subconscious
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
american football tattoo bf and phoebe bridgers tattoo gf
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
1 month
What’s worse: going to Emerson College or going to a better school but hanging out with Emerson kids?
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
10 months
Let’s pretend this was real for a moment… okay??? Then what?? You think it’s okay to mass murder and ethnically cleanse an entire region? Actually shut the fuck up.
@IDF
Israel Defense Forces
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Hamas placed rockets inside a little girl’s bed and anti-tank missiles inside a baby stroller. This is the enemy we’re fighting.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
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“Liberal” Zionists are going to think the problem is solved when Netanyahu is out of office. Just like neolibs in the US celebrated Biden and thought racism was solved when Trump was out.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
would it really be an Emers*n finals week without someone having a full on scream fight in class? The best thing about zoom is that everything is recorded these days
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
cleaning out my safari tabs and
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
literally so glad we decided not to do a drinking game for this debate because I would be dead right now
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
everytime I work on the super secret project for @fivecentsound I squeal because it’s SO EXCITING YALL HAVE NO IDEA
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
I just did an interview at a major label WITH A BOT
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
my favorite thing to do is treat my insta story like a finsta. not even a close friends story. living my life fully on public!!
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
fun fact: if you���re talking to one of my friends there’s a 99% chance your really talking to me bc I ghost write for everyone
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
MCR approved a Glee storyline where Sue Sylvester slept with the drummer and she blackmailed him to send a cease and desist letter to the high school so that they couldn’t perform a song at regionals
@ThyArtIsMemes
the original self-identified emo
3 years
Thinking about how My Chemical Romance refused to have their music in Twilight but greenlit it to be used in Glee
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Logan Lerman is the only man where my roommates and I’s tastes overlap
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
if i was on this side of tumblr in 2014 i would have saved myself a lot of trauma lmao
@kanekislut
ᴋᴀʏʟɪɴ ࿐ ࿔*:・゚
4 years
tumblr is so nice it’s just silence and reblogging pretty pictures
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Harry hun plz hire a better merch team
@HSHQ
HSHQ
4 years
Limited Edition Fine Line anniversary merchandise now available in the Official Store:
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
I don’t understand why it’s so hard for people to just not throw a huge wedding? Like elope if you wanna get married and then throw a reception party LATER *I’m looking at you Bay Area Arab friends*
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
2 years
nothing sluttier than a man in a cream colored knit sweater
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
my closet at my moms house is just a 2014 time capsule
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
putting together the new @sunsettatheband merch bundle and I keep poking my finger. So far blood and sweat have gone in. Just waiting for the tears.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
nothing beats the look of defeat on a man’s face when I tell them about my scheduled breast reduction
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
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Do you think you are capable of love despite growing up in Danville, California?
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
*me after using my laptop everyday for 12 hours* “why do my head and back hurt so much??”
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Naming my kid After Laughter by Paramore
@lfchamy
hamza
4 years
normalise naming your child after a 10/10 album
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
1 year
he blocked me on bereal… he wants me so bad…
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
don’t you love when you go to submit a 15 page group research report and realize that one guy plagiarized his entire part and now you have a few hours to redo it all🙃 good morning to me and NOT to him
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
I’ll never escape @onedirection Also hi @sunsettatheband lol
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
Every single Israeli citizen is complacent. Not every single Jewish person. I have so many amazing Jewish friends who have taken a stand against Israel. But every single Israeli citizen is either perpetrating ethnic cleaning or is complacent in the genocide of Palestinians.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
if you stand up close to the baggage carousel youre a bad person
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
just remembered that in March @stellasfilms cast a protection spell on me and I’m convinced that’s the only reason I haven’t gotten COVID since school started because I usually catch something this time of year
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
emers*n making all these new rules for Spring instead of just moving all classes online proves they don't actually care about anyones safety
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
I officially lost my free student Adobe subscription. The fact that it’s $50/month tho... imma cry
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
when you buy @sunsettatheband merch you’re supporting the post office!!
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
its my last semester of college so I think this warrants a deep dive into a Vampire Weekend phase
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
8 months
I love a random hobby for a man. You’re telling me you compete in yo-yo competitions from time to time? That’s so fun.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
2 years
Two glasses of wine on an empty stomach and I start talking to my dog in Arabic
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Reminder than about half a million middle easterners were killed in the post 9/11 wars
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
got my allergy test back and turns out I’m highly sensitive to all meats AND most dairy products AND gluten AND soy AND most nuts catch me only eating vegetables for the rest of my life because I honestly don’t know what else I can consume without being in pain
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
I bought this $30 candle online without reading the description and ITS SO TINY
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
2 years
I’m not afraid to say it. The new Paramore album is bad.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
2 years
I did not keep my peace yesterday. I opened every single Instagram story.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
my fav song on the new Taylor Swift album is actually the Carrie Underwood song about murdering a man
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
also friendly reminder that Tom Brady isn’t the GOAT, he’s a piece of shit Trump supporter and mega millionaire who took a small business COVID relief loan for his not to small business. so y’all need to stop giving him a pass bc he can throw a ball.
@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
have not heard a single word today about the Super Bowl and honestly loved it
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
did a thing with @phoebe_bridgers !!!
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
can’t believe I’m dating a man who drinks real cows milk... electric chair
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
one of my biggest fears just came true. was using a veggie peeler and my thumb skin is now on the floor and not the thumb.
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
jk imma still social distance because I’m not an asshole
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
sorry y’all I won’t be able to shut up about this ever but last night was the highlight of my college experience
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
There’s so much to unpack in that first sentence
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
taught myself how to animate today for a friends project and before you ask NO I did NOT finish my final deliverable for my marketing project yet and that’s on productive procrastination
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
1 year
I miss when UPS drivers wrote the slutty little shorts with the hiking boots
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Emerson College
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
Given the opportunity, I would go back home in a second. The older I get the more discounted from America I become. I’m hoping other 2nd generation Palestinian-Americans are feeling the same way
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Dutch oven: secured Depression: cured
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
6 months
Me: why does my throat hurt so much today Also me all weekend:
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
3 years
just saw discord for the first time and the UI looks just like slack but for gamers?
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
not to be a fangirl on main but I can’t get over how Liam Payne’s girlfriend (who was born in 2001💀) made him watch After and then he went on insta live talking about how his character was the good boy like WHAT REALITY IS THIS
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
the Hayley Williams x BetterHelp ads are coming for my throat today
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
Ah yes 12:39 am The perfect time to crochet a cat scarf
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
4 years
yes I just bought stocks and yes I have no clue what I’m doing
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@kriscawog
kristen cawog
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This was the party for Emerson College kids
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