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Kenyans On Twit‎ter
6 years
Amkeni ̶t̶u̶j̶e̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶t̶a̶i̶f̶a̶ ̶ tulipe China!
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3 months
Kenyan telling the President how traumatizing it was to see a protestor loosing their life.
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@Osama_otero ⁩ detailing what he went through when he was abducted.
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7 years
Other than 'Utajua hujui', 'You can take it to the bank', 'I can tell you for free', 'Literally', 'Ni moto wa kuotea mbali' Which other word or phrase have Kenyans used to the point of causing nausea? Words or phrases that we should completely drop from our vocabulary?
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2 years
Happy birthday @MarthaKarua !
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8 years
Choices have consequences, America, remember that!
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7 years
The biggest difference between NASA and Jubilee supporters: no one is throwing stones and barricading roads! #SupremeCourtDecides
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3 months
The President explains the Biggest problem with NHIF.
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7 years
It is INJUSTICE to have your election win stolen from you. It is also INJUSTICE to win fairly and be branded 'thief'. Justice cuts both ways
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7 years
It is INJUSTICE to have your election win stolen from you. It is also INJUSTICE to win fairly and be branded 'thief'. Let's hear both sides.
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7 years
"Trees for better lives"
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2 years
Official KOT poll. If elections were to be held today, who would you vote as the next President of Kenya? Retweet🔁 for William Ruto Like ❤️ for Raila Odinga
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3 years
Tell us you are a Kenyan without telling us you are a Kenyan.
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2 years
Whoever came up with the idea it was to bring in the choir to Bomas to ease the tension, brilliant move! Thank you!
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7 years
If what Justice Njoki Ndung'u is saying regarding forms 34s is true then Kenyans were taken for a big ride by @dkmaraga #SupremeRuling
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7 years
And here we see a young man protesting peacefully. He is, in fact, about pass a loaf of bread to a group of policemen.
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7 years
We have a winner! #WanjigiChallenge
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8 months
Which country in Africa is hardest to argue with?
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2 years
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2 years
Congratulations H.E. President-Elect @WilliamsRuto
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2 years
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7 months
Happy Good Friday, Kenyans!
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4 years
Arguing on the internet vs in real life.
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7 years
And here we see a group of friendly university students admiring the upholstery of a random motorist's car😊
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7 years
Let's face it Kenyans. No one ever expected @RailaOdinga to call a press conference and concede no matter how credible the process was.
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6 years
50 years ago, the Government was still pledging to crush corruption.
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5 years
Well said..
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4 years
Happy new year to all Kenyans on Twitter. May your 2021 be everything 2020 wasn't.
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8 months
Heat in Mombasa vs Nairobi
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4 years
Translation please, anyone? @officialkartelo What's being said here?
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7 years
Ati "Hiyo speech ya Raila nilijua ni @Mudavadi ameandika. Mluhya haezi acha kuku ama kifaranga akiongea." 😁😁
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7 years
You know Kenyans are bored with election stuff when a guy eating his githeri tops the trends..for days while result tallying is going on.
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6 years
The reaction of the police woman says it all. Lol!
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2 years
Voting in progress #KenyaDecides2022
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7 years
Hey @dailynation , @StandardKenya Hii nusu page mnaweka inafanya gazeti mathogothanio to hold. This is the ritual we go through every day:
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7 years
Facebook Kenyans killing me. Ati someone updates: 'feeling sad with Raila Odinga and 6771934 others' 😂😂😂
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5 years
When you hire a Somali to do your signs☺️
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7 years
Returning Officer! 😁
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7 years
By the time IEBC Chairman Chebukati finishes the 47 counties, Mwaura will have been mentioned more than his total votes.
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7 years
Ati hio percentage ya kura za Mututho hata ingekuwa ni alcoholic percentage ya pombe haingelewesha mtu.
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6 years
"Juu sikua nataka mambo mingi." -A Kenyan, justifying paying a bribe.
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4 years
Today's @Google doodle is in honor of Kenya's legendary Giriama wonder woman Mekatilili Wa Menza
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7 years
Kenyans haki😂
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7 years
It's sad that when you see a tweet by a Kenyan, you can tell which side of an argument s/he will take just by their name. #NowWeKnow
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8 years
RT @muiruriart : @kot I draw using circles from scratch t Title:lioness and cub Show your support follow me thanksss!
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1 year
When you don't look like your problems, people think you have money.
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3 years
The Kenyan Politician
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7 years
What your #NASA friend needs is your support as they go though the 5 stages of grief: Denial ⇨ Anger ⇨ Depression ⇨ Bargaining ⇨ Acceptance
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5 months
Kenyans vs UDA
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4 months
@citizentvkenya @YvonneOkwara I wonder what happened to the austerity measures the President suggested.
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2 years
Stay on top of the game
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How do you stop a cat from committing crimes
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7 years
Hawa ma principle wa NASA, mara wanabeba file wakipeleka Supreme Court.. mara wanabeba paybill number. Kwani hakuna watu wa mkono?
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5 years
Things that are safe to watch on TV with your family without any risk of awkward moments: 1̶.̶ ̶T̶V̶ ̶P̶a̶s̶t̶o̶r̶s̶ 2. Cartoons
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7 years
Haki watu wa Machakos mmekataa kupatia Wavinya Ndeti ndio tu msikie alisema 'yaliyo ndwele sipite'.
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2 years
UngaGPT
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7 years
@RailaOdinga Kindly publish these 34A Forms from which you have made your tallying.
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7 years
Today is NATIONAL PRAYER DAY. Let's pray for our Country, our families. Let's also pray for those we don't agree with. #NationalPrayerDay
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2 years
Jose the witnesser is back!
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5 years
The Chinese are blaming Africans for Covid-19. Please take a moment to remind the world all the bad things Africans have done over the years. #BlameAfricansForEverything Africans bio-engineered Covid-19 in a lab. Africans crucified Jesus. Africans are causing global warming.
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5 years
Quote of the day
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1 year
Mr. Googz, without a doubt @mrgoogzmusic
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Guess who… wrong answers only. #cokestudio
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7 years
If elections were to be held today, who would you vote for? Please vote and retweet. #KOTPOLL
Uhuru Kenyatta
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The students should also reject the exam date, on the grounds that they were not consulted by @FredMatiangi #UhuruVsRaila2 #ElectionsKE
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7 years
Halafu vile campaign zimeisha hizi ma posters ni nani atatoa!?? Question for ALL Candidates!
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1 year
🚨 Attention Mobile Service Providers in Kenya! 🚨 Lately, there's been a concerning rise in the addition of Premium Services to people's accounts without their knowledge or consent, depleting their airtime. This is unequivocally fraudulent. The screenshots provided below depict
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7 years
After the end of this election period, we need to have a serious look at the constitution. This winner-takes-all arrangement is not working.
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4 years
You can easily tell someone doesn't know of #KOT . Which is sad.
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Nigerian Twitter is the best Twitter.
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On this day, 5th July 1969, a great statesman and one of the founding fathers of our republic was assassinated.
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9 years
What he means when he says, "I can't talk right now, sweetheart, I am in the middle of something". #HonestlySpeaking
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7 years
Heheeeee "001!"
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7 years
The Supreme Court says we go back to the debe. We agree with and support their decision. #JUDGEmentday
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The Kenya Police are kind enough to let us know our REALrights in case we are arrested. Forthright, transparent. Msiseme hamkuambiwa.
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7 years
*TIBIIM* Safari ya Canaan🐫 itaanza as soon as Man Josh ameamka😴💤
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"The law is very clear." - Kenyan proverb.
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"Sasa vile Raila alipata nusu mkate na Kibaki, akipata nusu mkate na Uhuru atakua na mkate mzima?" - Random Drunk
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6 years
Rest in peace Joseph Kamaru. You will truly be missed. #RIPKamaru
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8 years
Mombasa town: the car in front is always...a tuktuk! #Mombasa @Ma3Route
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7 years
"If thieves steal from you four times, they are either very clever or you are very dumb." - @MutahiNgunyi
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7 years
Dear Christians, Kindly Note We Will Be Joining Tomorrow's #IddUlAdha Public Holiday As Amicus Curiae Of The Muslims.. cc. @FredMatiangi
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2 years
Happy birthday, Carol
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Carol Radull
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"Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Today is that special occasion." Grateful. #ItsMyBirthday Dress by @OdhiamboYvonne #AfroStreetKollections Styled by @brianbabuKe 📸 @velosPhotography
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Millennials
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Young birds think food will automatically jump to their mouth since their mothers fed them like that.
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5 years
Just for reference, this is all that should have been done! #LikoniFerryTragedy
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'Vifaranga wa computer' translates to 'Computer Chicks' baba was saying he thinks IEBC was hacked by women. Na nyinyi mnapost vifaranga smh!
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Has anyone in Kenya ever called the emergency numbers 999 or 911 in recent years and help actually CAME? What was the nature of your emergency? How soon did help arrive? How long ago was it? Please share your experience.
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2 years
Is your Fifth theFifthing the way you expected them to Fifth? #kenyaelections2022
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8 years
Cheer up Kenyans, you don't have a clown named Donald Trump as your president!
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7 years
Kawangware, this is the kind of thing @JulieGichuru has been crying hoarse trying to warn us about.. Na tunajibu no peace without justice..
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7 years
The decision of the six-judge bench upholding Uhuru Kenyatta's re-election was unanimous. #SupremeJudgment
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2 years
Waiguru, always at the center of power.
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BREAKING NEWS. Police officers are rioting in Kisumu. Residents are trying to calm them down. 😁😂 #SupremeCourtDecides
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7 years
Seriously speaking: Kazi ya senator wa Kenya ni gani? Hebu retweet mpaka tupate mtu anajua
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7 years
The #Resist campaign will only serve in dividing us further. And uniting us back again will take decades..
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4 years
Governor @DrAlfredMutua : We will be giving extra allowances to the health care workers for risking their lives in the line of duty. @PoliceKE :
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As you keep your eyes on the meter when buying fuel, do you look *where* the fuel is being pumped to?
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