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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

everyone: jungkook is here to do damage control jungkook: OF MY IMAGE!!!!!! LISTEN HERE THE DIFFUSERS-

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

he said “반했어”....guys. he said he had a fucking crush on namjoon

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

idk i just think namjoon's 33+ pairs of missing airpods are all sitting in a drawer in yoongi's desk with sticky notes on each one explaining where exactly yoongi found them

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2 years

isn't it fascinating how yoongi is to taehyung what namjoon is to jungkook BUT taehyung is to namjoon what jungkook is to yoongi?

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@kookingwithjoon

1 year

this photo is so funny bc honestly with how long they've known each other, it is absolutely a CHOICE to have left handed mingyu and right handed jungkook sit next to each other during meals like this

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

“to: namjoonie hyung” “to visit hyung’s house again more successful and cool” “[doesn’t matter if i don’t become an artist like you] but to become a human like you…” “please watch over our team” “our soobinie hwaiting”

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

the way no one knows where in the world min yoongi is at any given moment. one might even call him…schrodinger’s cat

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

having grown up in a house full of gyeongsangdo women, i genuinely didn't realize how angry the busan satoori naturally sounds until i heard hobi's soft jeollado one

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@uarmyvibe

2 years

hobi's satoori(dialect) sounds authentic and so affectionate. this is a great edit!

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

crying why did namjoon give yoongi the "salt pretending to be sugar" award

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

just thinking about how jungkook evading namjoon's touch was so out of character for him that even namjoon was like ???? what goes on ????

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

NAMJOON GAVE JUNGKOOK THE JONGKOOK AWARD BC HIS BODY HAS BEEN LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE KIM JONGKOOK'S LATELY FUCK ME UP

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

“Nice to talk to you! Firstly there were many companies but I chose BigHit after I saw & fell for Namjoonie hyung...if people’s expectations are too high they can be disappointed, but somehow hyung has taken on the solidifying centering role in an even cooler way over time...”

지민투데이☺️💜

@jimintoday__

4 years

🐰>🐨반갑습니다! 일단 남준이형을 보고 그 모습에 반해서 많은 회사들이 있었지만 빅히트라는 회사를 선택해서 들어왔는데 사람이 기대치가 너무 높으면 실망을 할 수도 있는데, 뭔가 형은 오히려 더 뭔가 멋진 모습으로 방탄소년단의 딱 중심을 잡아주는역할을 너무 잘해줘가지고

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

VMIN????????

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

with my dying breath i will repeat for the millionth time: hyungie is not a term of endearment it literally just means “hyung is”

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

i love namjoon with maknae line bc he's jimin's dongsaeng, taehyung's hyung, and jungkook's everything

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

same energy

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

my fav thing about jungkook is that he has the biggest, fattest crush on namjoon and conveniently does not notice that it's mutual

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

accidentally got invested in a fic i thought was 11k but was actually 115k…it’s 2am

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

oh man tae also giving namjoon the nice body award bc "his body is so nice lately i'm jealous"

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

genuinely crying i can't with this boy, clearing the air about his mattresses

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

jungkook is so hot to me not in the "i want you to fuck me" way but rather in the "let me watch someone fuck you" way

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

god jungkook listen i know he's the leader of your life but why did you buy all of namjoon's wind chimes for yourself

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

so let’s say namjoon had really really really high hopes for a soulmate but it turns out to be the doe eyed underclassman who’s been following him around for ages like a duckling. and he doesn’t mean to be disappointed, but like…he is.

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

love big hotshot producer namjoon with his pretty young thing aka rising star jungkook

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

at least 9 of these notes have "tangled in namjoon's sheets" written on them and when asked, yoongi shrugs and says, "idk he's the one who replaced them before he ever fully lost the old ones"

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@kookingwithjoon

1 year

the reason i laugh is bc my dad and his best friend are the same way and are constantly jabbing each other in the sides when they eat together, and it's hilarious thinking about gyukook in their 50s doing the same thing

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

...in a way that I wonder a lot if we would have been able to come up/succeed this far these last 7 years without him. From here on out I’m of the thinking that I want to continue positioning myself wherever hyung is the leader...

지민투데이☺️💜

@jimintoday__

4 years

🐰7년동안 형이 없었더라면 우리가 이렇게까지 올라올 수 있었을까 라는 생각이 많이 들었어요. 앞으로도 형이 리더로 있는 곳에 항상 자리매김하고 싶은 그런 생각이 있습니다. 넘 고생많았고 앞으로도 함께 같이 고생하셨으면 좋겠습니다

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

thinking about all the fics that randomly put bts in america and then fail to consider the implications of making them korean american

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

little kid namjoon who wraps the brightest daisy he can find around his best friend jungkook’s finger, declaring he’s going to marry him one day. seems he’s not good at keeping his promises bc 15 years later, jungkook meets namjoon again, this time with a real ring of his own

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

GET THE FUCK OUT YOONGI DID NOT GIVE NAMJOON THE HOT BODY AWARD WHAT

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

mpreg / but it's been months since nj & jk broke up and the day namjoon decides to take monie for a long long walk is the day monie runs off across the park following a familiar scent, leading his human to a sight that leaves him speechless, aka a very visibly pregnant & upset jk

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

@ohnamkook there's no direct translation but the general colloquial meaning is that you've fallen for them!!! (i even double checked with my mom haha)

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

mpreg, age difference / very into 37yo namjoon who looks like a dilf but has never had a kid knocking up his pretty young thing aka 25yo jungkook

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

namkook au in which namjoon should really stop talking

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

You’ve worked hard/suffered a lot and I hope from now on we can (shoulder the burden) together.”

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

actor namjoon who’s known for looking unimpressed and vaguely pissed at every press junket he does…and the one doe-eyed interviewer he always has a smile for, the one who only asks the smartest, most well-researched questions about his craft rather than who he’s fucking

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

jk swallows slowly, turning to face away from nj. "you loved me." nj tries not to scoff. "of course i did. you know that, so don't go questioning it now-" "you /loved/ me," jk interjects. his fingers cling to monie's fur like a lifeline. "was it really that easy to stop?"

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

IT GETS BETTER HE CALLED HIM "THE SALTIEST SUGAR IN THE WORLD"

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

love pregnant college student jk who’s so tired from morning sickness and fatigue and overall baby growing, and his baby daddy aka top of the class nj who’s beloved by all his profs, who whispers all the answers to a bleary eyed jk when he gets called on for falling asleep again

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

leaving this here--and in case anyone's wondering, i'm korean and korean is my first language lmao

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

@ohnamkook there's no direct translation but the general colloquial meaning is that you've fallen for them!!! (i even double checked with my mom haha)

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

really feeling a parent au where maknae line are the overachieving heads of the pta and no one really knows who their respective spouses are until one day these dilfs walk in the door

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

namjoon falling for jungkook, whose love language is always driving behind him on the highway after their friend group hangouts bc he knows joon is new to driving and still gets anxious 🥺

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

jk who slept with his ex nj and then had a one night stand with yg, and now has to figure out who the hell impregnated him: his ex or his ex’s ex

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

something about older namjoon lying in bed one night scrolling thru all the old photos of jungkook looking at him like he was his world, wishing he could turn back time and have it all back

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

namkook au where jk misspells the word “bread,” much to his own chagrin (pleasure)

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

So obviously this isn’t something often initiated by older people to younger but !!! This is Namjoon and clearly he’s showing his utmost respect and how moved he was by Jungkook’s words, regardless of how jokey his bow is

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

ever think about superhero jungkook and supervillain namjoon coming as representatives from their respective teams in the name of peace accords led by the govt, only for nj to smirk at jk in the end and whisper, "talk to me when you realize the truth, yeah?"

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

today’s thought is side piece jungkook quietly raising his and namjoon’s babies alone knowing namjoon has a proper family and legitimate kiddos who probably get to chew on their appa’s tie and know what he smells like, while his own little ones barely know they have another dad

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

I’m sure translators can provide more context as to why Namjoon’s bow is so significant, but the way he does it is 큰절 (big/grand bow) which is the ultimate form of respect and humility. Young people perform it during NY to parents, grandparents,

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@kookingwithjoon

2 months

i still can’t believe it wasn’t “i want to date someone like jeon jungkook” it was straight up “i want to date THE jeon jungkook”

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@floofyjoon

2 months

I know he was kicking his feet under that table

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

mpreg / crying thinking about best friends jk and th who want so badly to have babies at the same time so they’ll text each other every time they do it raw with their husbands so the other can follow suit. nj and sj, respectively, are…not complaining…

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

sometimes i think about extrovert nj taking such care to not drain introvert jk’s social battery until eventually it’s a year in and jk just laughs and pulls his too sweet too well meaning boyfriend closer when he tries to usher them out of a party ten min in

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

everyone mark 2022 as the year kim seokjin has officially been out-dad joked

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

namkook au where jungkook always wins 🖤

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

of course king namjoon’s coronation brings jungkook, youngest rebel son of the archduke and longtime friend of the crown prince, hurtling in from the sky on his dragon with a, “HI HYUNG!!!” as the newly crowned king chuckles fondly from his throne

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

the thing about growing older and having a childhood best friend is that one day, they aren't solely yours anymore. namjoon's the first to get into a serious relationship with this sweet starry-eyed boy named jungkook when his best friend taehyung realizes this

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

mpreg / leave it to jk to be the last one to realize he’s pregnant

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

if it makes anyone feel better, i almost accidentally applied to a job yesterday with a pdf of a yoonkook a/b/o instead of my resume

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

sigh newborn photographer jungkook who takes so much joy and care in wrapping up his latest client in lil hats and soft blankets that new (and slightly sleep deprived) single dad namjoon can’t help falling in love on the spot

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@kookingwithjoon

1 year

no but namkook who are ~talking~ and maybe nj thinks jk isn’t ready to commit bc he’s always been the fling type while nj’s been the ‘define the relationship from day 1’ kinda guy, but then jk starts spending all his time with mg, and by extension, /sc/, so what’s nj to do?

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@kookingwithjoon

1 year

namkook au where nj and jk are remote working on the same team—jk’s affectionately called the nj whisperer, the only one who understands his language. so it’s /groundbreaking/ work tea when jm spots nj walking past in jk’s background one day during their one on one.

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

reading a philosophy dissertation and came across this devastatingly NAMGI LINE: "We think a lot of our ideas together, and even when we disagree it often feels more like a division within one mind than a contest between two."

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

thinking again about teenage soobin who watches his divorced dads namkook coparenting him like, "why did you guys break up in the first place, you're obv still in love"

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

oh don't mind me just thinking about namjoon talking about how he "spreads like watercolors when i'm with you" and somewhere along the way "i picked up every one of your little ways of speech, so to say it simply i'm becoming you"

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

the only thing i’ll say is: every time it gets reduced to, “it doesn’t matter, i’ll believe what i want,” what does it say about you and how you view korean people and the korean language 🤔

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

"i love you," nj rushes to get out. jk's pink lips round into an o, surprised doe eyes blinking to let tears stream down his face. "i'm offering bc i've never stopped loving you, and it doesn't matter whose baby that is or who you are to me, bc i. i love you, jk-ah. i love you."

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

so yoongi and jungkook used to date in high school—lived out every cliche they could bc love was sweet and everything was possible. but distance pulled them apart with the promise that what’s meant to be will find its way home. which is where they find themselves now…

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

and even politicians/CEO’s/people of power pull this kind of bow when they make big apologies. full head to the ground, kneeling type of bow

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

have we ever discussed jungkook with a different joon tho

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

“i got it bc i wanted it, hyung, and you said i could have whatever i want.” jk breathes. nj looks up to find him smiling, and so he follows jk’s lead.

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

thinking about jk and nj telling soobs he’s going to be a big brother and a hormonal jk bursting into tears when soobs announces he is not pleased he’s having a baby brother when he wanted a baby sister

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

au where namjoon helps out at his parents’ dry cleaners and meets shy regular jungkook who’s always flushing wildly as he comes in with come stained sheets that are too big for the washing machine in his dorm

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

mpreg, slightly somno / but omegaverse au where you can taste slick to see when an omega is most fertile so jk wakes up every morning with nj tonguing him open to see if today’s the day they really need to try for a baby

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

ever think about newly dating namkook and nj tries so hard not to come on too strong so he's always clenching his fists trying to deny his need to hold jk's hand, brush his hair behind his ear, and jk is more perceptive than people expect, all "he HATES being with me!!!"

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

just thinking about a taegi au where yg’s the prosecutor who visits tae’s family restaurant down the street from the courthouse every day for lunch when he’s in the middle of a trial

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

namjoon in korean: we had meetings from 3-10pm like all day and then the members all went home maybe like 30 min ago namjoon in english: THE MEMBERS ARE GONE. THEY GONE AWAY

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

oh the transition from namjoon's "only you will always be in every song i sing" directly into jungkook singing "this must be love" is this real life???????

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@kookingwithjoon

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Persephonē

@steviaplath

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why do i have to speak? why is it not enough to show up with giant eyes?

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

@petbunkoo for the most part, yes! the -ie is essentially a modifier, so when i’m talking about taehyung, i’d say taehyung-ie, while i’d use taehyung-ah if i’m speaking directly to him (if that makes sense!) “taehyung-ie will do this” vs. “taehyung-ah can you do this”

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

man you know what'd be really devastating? if jk walked around talking all about how much he loves namjoon/rapmon hyung/rm/runch randa/rrrrrrrap monster/leader of his life/beginning of his happiness/etc. and just did not realize he's /in/ love with him

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

when the day finally comes, it’s with trepidation running thru jk’s veins that he finds a spot in the corner of the cafe, far from any windows. he’s anxiously sipping from his grapefruit juice when he hears someone call his name. he looks up, and /fuck/. it’s yg.

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

i love this solo activity bc members are going for the full promo circuit vs just traditional press, which means i want to see: -namjoon house tour for AD -yoongi on eric nam's pod -jimin on return of superman -vogue 73 questions with tae -jungkook breaking down gcfs for GQ

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

yoongi, whose love for jungkook colors every breath he breathes, because loving jungkook comes as easily and as naturally to him as breathing. “i just like you a lot,” he’ll try to explain one day over a shared iced americano, and jk will smile bc he knows. he knows.

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@kookingwithjoon

4 years

@94kives there's no perfect translation but it basically means you've fallen for someone/your heart is gonezo bonezo

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

mpreg, omegaverse / jk & nj as top celebs in a secret relationship, and one day jk shows up at nj’s studio with tears in his eyes and a positive pregnancy test tucked into his sleeve, only for nj to pull him in and sigh, saying it really isn’t the best time for this

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

there's something about namkook song being called "애매한 사이" bc that first word '애매한' translates to mean ambiguous and unclear or even ~in the dark~ and to think...they chose to call it "first love" and start with this big declaration of, "i love you."

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

damn how heartbreaking would it be if jk was the breakup indigo was about and nj being drunk is why he kept saying jk marry me and i love you and call me

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@BTS_twt

5 years

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

so it's with this in mind that namjoon drags his feet and packs a bag to jeju. weeks of crunch time before the film's release are nearing, but jin claims he can work remotely. there's a glint in his eye when he adds, "think back to what you know of jk. you'll find him."

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

brain go BRRRRRRR

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

“tell me what’s going on in that head of yours,” nj will prompt on, and jk hums and leans into his touch as he wields his brush in broad strokes. a cerulean here for namjoon, and further away, far enough that the lines won’t touch, a little tick of seafoam for soobin.

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

literally no one speak to me this is my villain origin story

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@kookingwithjoon

11 months

but what if i want an au where older pd yg starts falling for the sweet intern with the wide doe eyes who always stops by with convenience store rice balls for resident genius min pd who never sleeps, only to find out jk’s actually a single dad just starting his career now

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

🔞 but nj feels like a very 'fingers always in jk's ass' kinda dude, you feel

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

jungkook secretly fucking namjoon, who happens to be his brother yoongi's biggest rival 👀

cátia short n' sweet 💋

@jaxsjuliets

3 years

brothers best friend is amazing and all but brothers rival is something else

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

like nj would absolutely just stand there and gape while jk, who was already on the verge of sobbing in broad daylight anyways, bursts into tears as monie hops up into his lap and licks at his face!! monie has been stuck with his damn human for AGES where has jungkook BEEN

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

bun koo + wolf joon on the set of their new movie:

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

never getting over this

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

again I’d just like to say namkook fuck every night in their giant shared bed and nj is obsessed with coming inside his boyfriend thank you for coming to my ted talk

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@kookingwithjoon

3 years

ofc he chose to wear the hanbok his hyung wore “according to his own taste” of fucking course he did

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@kookingwithjoon

2 years

"is that what you think? you're just a thing to me? news flash jungkook-ah, all this," he gestures to monie, to jk's belly, to the life he so desperately yearned for but couldn't have, "was everything i wanted to share with you, bc, my god. i loved you with everything i had."

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