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it’s not that deep. 📍

South Africa
Joined September 2012
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@koketsoL2
Koketso
9 months
The universe listened 🙏✨
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2 years
Tbh honest ke batla BMW 😭
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3 years
Not driving a merc can also cause depression 🥺
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4 years
Lobola first or engagement ring? 🤔
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3 years
What’s your coping mechanism for stress??
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3 years
She’s moody for no reason ngithini?
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2 years
@MAJORLEAGUEDJZ he is throwing away all the important parts😭
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3 years
Would you allow your partner to go to groove alone?
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2 years
@mbali3fr Why did you wait for 2 months to show your true colours?
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3 years
Lobola or a car? 🥺
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3 years
Why don’t you have a tattoo?
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3 years
@tammy_masilo Do you think we worried about being husbands?
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3 years
Money or True love?
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3 years
@mguyethebe_ @MfokaMqulusi Scratch RDP and say I’m a home owner. You have a title deed that huge
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3 years
@TyloBanks Cops, ambulances and parents are emergencies services
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2 years
Letter to my boss I watched Sarafina last night and i am traumatized from how your kind treated our kind. Anyway i am taking this day off to avoid tention and bad behavior. I'll see you on monday, when if i am calm, Gerald will complete the report. Kind regards
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2 years
@koketso_ngoato The minute she makes that house to feel like a home. Peaceful, warm and comfortable!
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3 years
@NdoniMathenjwa_ I’ll always be there. No matter how crazy your mother might be.....
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2 years
@WandieChuma @Iam_jacquiline Can you dress up, use fork& knife and hold a conversation?
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2 years
@YummyDaddy07 @Hlanga_O You should have bought Egyptian cotton.
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3 years
@NoMmabatho Why would you cry for a person who goes through your phone?
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1 year
Anyway goodnight to my 2 followers 🥹
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3 years
Favourite picture of 2021?
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3 years
@NoMmabatho What does english have to do with a hungry girlfriend 😩😭😂
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6 years
@Vukile_vee Condom ayikho in all these pictures 🙈🙈🙈 yoooh
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3 years
Are you happy with your marital status?
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@GomolemoSA_ You are not black enough if you don't steak and kidney
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3 years
Are you afraid to start over?
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3 years
@uncle___ZA Be romantic and run a bubble bath for her.
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3 years
Mjolo or Twitter?👀
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3 years
I’m I the only one who doesn’t receive DM’s Vele?
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4 years
@poshgracie @ImranSZN Social media don’t do shit for us
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@Shotgun_za @AntonyNgele You get drunk by just holding the bottle?
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3 years
Made myself breakfast in bed because Bophelo is life!!
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3 years
Made her breakfast because she licked it like a lollipop 😂
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5 years
When Njelic says nana thula 😭😩😊
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3 years
Was involved in an accident today but my ancestors pulled through 😭🙏🏾
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2 years
@Lunga_21 We don’t eat jollof rice, leave us alone!
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2 years
@MbazimaThomason I’d leave that store.
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2 years
@feyiszn Medical aid and Twitter 😭
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3 years
@_MalindyHadebe Oksalayo English is not our mother hle
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3 years
@noksy_k When we add medical aid’ provident fund and retirement fund ke sala ka ya 6 pack 😭😩
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3 years
When you ask her what she did with the money 😂😂😂😂😂
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5 years
@2ahtnamas2 Wifey, mom will take the front seat in dads car 🤷‍♂️
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I’ll never leave this country 😩😭😂
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4 years
@Shanaa_John When pregnancy looks at you 😂
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4 years
@Shes_fair With Cap vs Without Cap!!
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3 years
Women will reject a good guy and accept a bad one 🤣🤣🤣
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4 years
@RawYalty_Chi Why didn’t you just drink the yolk?
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@Cavah_LeroySane And you had time to take pictures?
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1 year
@danny_dungi I went there by mistake and my feet hurt from queues 😭
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4 years
How celebrities sleep because of Mr Handsome!
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@Bear_RSA Because we don’t date broke girls.
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@justwellington Niphuza nama pitbull?
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@khawula_musa @ndux_m May the lord give me strength to do this one day. 🥺
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@Tsontsa_G Bathong which South Africa is this?
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Why don’t women shoot their shots?
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@Keaobaka_M When you are monied you grow up fast.
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@Saneh_Mdunge You just reminded me of how much I used to love suits!!
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@Thembisile_Q Prayer doesn’t have time. It works always
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@Bonang if umsebenzi wethu us’khulmela was a person 🥺🤝🫶🏾🔥
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@Xole_25 Women suddenly want a relationship as soon as we f**k 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@BoitumeloMN We avoid telling more lies
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5 years
#IWasReadyForMarriageBut i had to decide between a polo and to pay lobola 😞
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3 years
@EzamaCirha That time she already cooks Jollof perfectly 😭🤣
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@Tu_Tumii These things don’t happen in South Africa 🤣🤣
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@Yanga_Co Johannesburg 😂
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For my 2 followers 🫠
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@Natasha_Thahane It will end in tears 😭💔
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@ZeeRight That’s because we don’t need validation 😀😅😋 kumnandi kanjan
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3 years
Does drinking on a Monday make me an alcoholic? 👀
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@Shonny_SA @GateChez Bro, he could have just taken the chain and the Versace t-shirt 😭
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@DiakanyoTolo Then the other gender comes wearing pumps with connected eyebrows 🤣🤣
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@Dineo_Metja Then there’s those cakes that grab it while it’s inside
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@jaytcoza I pay for the house, cars,medical aid & school fees. She just cooks from time to time.
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The past don’t matter!! 🐕
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@Omphiledaddy 98% of us will never see 60 years nana calm down.
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@_Mashudu_M @Hlulani_17 Winter is temporary Yeezy is forever
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My friends went to mogodu Monday without me because I don’t have a girlfriend 😭🥺😩
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@Blaqviolet I even pass you like I’ve never seen you before
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@crystalziii @rikiweird The minute you leave the drive through it’s over 🥺
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@malumzskhulu Senzo's Family needs her.
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@RealMrumaDrive We will have to postpone the game 😭
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5 years
Dear future wife iyangihlula lento 😭
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2 years
Cassper & Andile must never see this 😭
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@nana__mo Hlasela jwale ka tau 😂😂
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2 years
@KingDon_za Just stay in your lane and let us love our partners.
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This is the best photo shop I’ve seen all day
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It’s very peaceful this side 🥹🫶🏾💯📍
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@MakganoMamabolo It means you must start fixing your cv......
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@nubian6 @NomaguguSamke The bible says all men belong to God.
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@Vj_Katy Umtana ka ban? 😭
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@SethuIsShe @preta_sereia That sthandwa Sam in everything 😂😂
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