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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

@kodekaldwin

5 months

me, every time there’s a kojima segment at a game conference

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

@kodekaldwin

5 years

By the age of 25 you should have: - a drawer of useless cables and chargers for things you no longer own. - an unhealthy dependence on coffee that cannot be undone. - a backlog of games that terrifies you but you won’t stop adding to.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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3 years

My brain feels like a base PS4 trying to run Cyberpunk 2077.

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5 years

Some reasons I still get a kick out of physical copies of video games: - Removing the plastic wrap in one slick move - The crisp “snap” when you open and close the case - The cover art and additional inlays and (occasional) maps - New game smell

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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6 years

Raise your hand if you’re celebrating the New Year by staying home and gaming just like you do every night of every year 🙋🏻‍♀️

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

@kodekaldwin

5 years

Things I love: - Video games - Sleep Things I don’t get enough of: - Video games - Sleep

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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3 years

Third base is playing Bloodborne together.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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6 years

A huge part of being a gamer is often staring at your collection for hours not knowing what to play until you have no time left to actually game 😂

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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3 years

I don’t even own a PS5 yet and even I know how to turn one off.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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3 years

Sorry I didn’t text back, I was trying to escape the burden of reality by playing video games for 17 hours straight.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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4 years

Sony seeing y’all tweet about a PS5 Pro when it hasn’t even been a month since the PS5 launched

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6 years

Raise your hand if you’re “games used to be complete products on release” years old 🙋🏻‍♀️

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2 years

“Just buy a PS5”. What do you think I’ve been trying to do for the past TWO YEARS?!?

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

My “bad” gaming habits include: - Never learning combos - Buying new games only to add them to my never ending backlog - Getting so side tracked by side quests I forget about the main story for weeks

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5 years

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5 years

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4 months

Three years three months thirteen days and sixteen and a half hours later.

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2 years

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s the glow from the PS2 startup screen.

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6 years

Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a game sitting in your backlog for so long you’re lowkey a little intimidated to start it so you keep putting it off 🙋🏻‍♀️

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6 years

I totally understand why gamers buy digital but personally, physical copies give me life. The box art, tearing off the plastic wrapper, breaking the seal, that click when you open a brand new case... 😍

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5 years

If a gamer experiences symptoms such as: - Failing to begin new games. - Returning to previously completed games frequently. - Compulsive video game shopping despite owning still sealed games. They just might have a case of backlogitis.

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5 years

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a pre-ordered game arrive before its release day

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5 years

I’m a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Gamer Seeking: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Dino Crisis Remake

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5 years

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10 months

This may be a very boomer take but I think it’s rude as hell to talk on your phone ignoring cashiers at checkouts, especially when they’re trying to ask you if you need a bag/receipt/cash back etc.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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7 years

@AmberLPortwood @mattbEPT Girl show him the door and don't look back 🙏🏻

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3 years

It’s called the PS5 because it’s going to take me 5 years to secure one.

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4 years

Do you ever get scared to reply to certain people on twitter because it seems like they already have quite an established friend group and you don’t want to look like the “weird kid” bothering people at the lunch table asking if you can sit with them? Because I really do 😬

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

Dear retailers, please stop putting stickers directly onto game cases. Sincerely, annoyed gamers 😏

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4 years

If my partner gave me a schedule to dictate how many hours I’m allowed to play video games I would simply quit that relationship and start over with a higher level player who won’t hinder my progression.

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6 years

If a gamer wants to hunt every trophy in a video game... that’s awesome. If a gamer doesn’t want to hunt every trophy in a video game... that’s also awesome. How a person chooses to game is really not your business 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

@kodekaldwin

6 years

Reasons I’m looking forward to the first half of 2019: - Resident Evil 2 Remake - Kingdom Hearts 3 - Dead or Alive 6 - Far Cry New Dawn - Jump Force - Metro Exodus - Devil May Cry 5 - The Division 2 - Sekiro - Mortal Kombat 11 - Days Gone - Rage 2 - Crash Team Racing

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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5 years

Some of y’all grew up never renting games from Blockbuster on weekends and it shows.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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5 years

Video game features that stress me out: - Multiplayer trophies - Underwater levels - Time trials

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5 years

Deleting games from my PS4 to make space for new ones always makes me feel like I’m choosing which of my children is the favorite.

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2 years

An easy way to tell if a video game is good is if you forget to eat.

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5 years

Fun fact: My ex boyfriend used to ban me from taking mirror pics and now I take them all the time because I’m a petty queen living my best life 👸🏻

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

@kodekaldwin

6 years

RIP to all the hours myself and fellow gamers have spent trying to decide which video game to play, therefore losing hours of potential gaming time. You will be forever missed 😭

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5 years

What do you call it when Donkey Kong gets a cavity? Tooth DK 🤭

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7 months

Hackers could be doing something cool like wiping out student loan debt or granting people extra food stamps but instead they’re trying to ruin video games. Lame.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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2 years

My strategy for Elden Ring (and pretty much every other game too) is simply f*ck around and find out.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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1 year

@DisneyJuniorUK No pressure, but you could make the governor of Florida and the entire Disney legal team so mad rn

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2 years

Not owning a PS5 yet *screams internally* is but a minor detail and won’t stop me preparing for the day I’m finally whole. Galactic purple will complete the trio next month 🤍

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

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2 years

Gran Turismo 7 is out this week. My PS4 is crying, screaming, throwing up.

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5 years

@theTigerbob Definitely offensive and not remotely true.

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5 years

Screw your zodiac sign. Tell me who your favorite Pokémon is.

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5 years

If you haven’t had an obsessive crush on a video game character you haven’t lived tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

Raise your hand if you want an Assassin’s Creed game set in the Viking era 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

Four simple steps to guarantee an enjoyable weekend: - Order pizza - Avoid people - Play video games - Repeat as necessary

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

@kodekaldwin

18 days

I think living with another gamer would be nice because I could text them things like “can you install dragon age inquisition for me for when I get home” and I could bring them cookies in return.

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

@kodekaldwin

6 years

I don’t get people who watch Netflix 6+ hours a day saying video games are a waste of time. It’s not like Netflix gives you cool little achievements and trophies and unlockable content the more you watch is it? 🤭

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

Adulthood: More money to buy video games than ever before 😌 Also Adulthood: Less time to play video games than ever before 😔

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

I’m a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Gamer Seeking: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Animal Crossing Release Date

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6 years

For 2019 we’re leaving people that think gaming is a waste of time and a childish hobby behind 👋

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Remake Resident Evil 3 And Dino Crisis too

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

Amazon delivery guy: Hey is your mommy or daddy in? An adult needs to sign for this. Me: *27 years old, dressed in spongebob pajamas at 4 in the afternoon and eating a pop tart straight out the box* I am the adult.

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2 years

Valentine’s Day plans? I’ll be alone in my room playing video games like every other day of the year.

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

My weekends plans include: - Avoiding people - Playing video games - Avoiding people to play video games - Playing video games to avoid people

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@kodekaldwin

5 years

My hobbies and interests include: - Pizza - Video games - Eating pizza and playing video games - Playing video games and eating pizza

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3 months

This year is so special because I went from depressed to depressed with a PS5.

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3 years

Some people have been playing the PS5 for a year. Some people have been trying to buy the PS5 for a year. Either way it’s been an ✨experience✨

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3 years

@chacho176 @88mugsy88 he knew the objective and he completed the objective with no side quests undertaken, respect

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4 years

@Sonnierobin This is emotional abuse, she needs therapy and her partner needs to run 🏃‍♂️

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6 years

People who say it’s stupid to get emotionally invested in video games are ridiculous. Gamers spend hundreds of hours immersed in storylines, character arcs and even movie/TV spin offs of game franchises. It would be weird not to form attachments to them IMO 👀

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2 years

Serving an accidental Tomb Raider cosplay for breakfast I guess 🤎

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3 years

You know what a relationship and a PS5 have in common? I still don’t have either.

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6 years

Adulthood is a never ending cycle of getting excited to buy video games and then being disappointed that you don’t actually have time to play those video games 😭

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5 years

Are you even a gamer if you don’t have at least one obsessive crush on a video game character 🤔

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2 years

She’s stressed, depressed, her backlog needs addressed 🫠

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5 years

Nostalgic gaming things I miss: - Looking through game manuals that used to come in the case - Physical maps being included with the game as a regular thing - Sharing hand written cheat sheets with friends

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4 months

Do you ever worry that you’re a really boring person? All I do is run, lift, work, and stay home consuming media. Idk.

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6 years

Technically your date of birth was your release date, so you kinda start out a little like a video game except life plays you 🙃

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2 months

I don’t know if this is an ADHD thing or a me being stupid thing, but sometimes I’ll start a video, decide it’s too good a video to watch in the current moment, and then go watch a “junk” video instead until a better moment presents itself to go back to watching the other video.

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1 year

@FilmUpdates

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2 years

Happy holidays fellow gamers, may your internet connection be steady and your games consoles ready 🎄🦌

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2 years

Elden Ring is approaching so fast you can almost hear the sound of my PS4 begging for mercy carrying on the breeze.

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2 years

So I abandoned this game to start another game and then I abandoned that game to start another game and then I abandoned that abandoned game to start another game and then—

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6 years

How I look in the mirror vs how I look on camera...

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1 year

@YaaAsantewaaBa @chacho176 Ms Shakira with the Love Quinn powers of deduction lmao

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6 years

I really hate when people ask me what my 5 year plan is. Buddy, I live my life from game release to game release. That’s about as structured as my life gets 🤷🏻‍♀️

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5 years

Games that deserve to be revived include: - Silent Hill - The Dead Space Trilogy - Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 Games that apparently won’t be revived include: - Silent Hill - The Dead Space Trilogy - Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2

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2 years

“We want grandkids”. Best I can do is start another play through of The Witcher 3.

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5 years

Ladies, if he: - is tall - persistent - wears all black - enjoys sassy hats - hangs out in abandoned police stations He’s not your man. He’s Mr X.

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5 years

Can y’all imagine a Resident Evil 3 Nemesis remake with the intensity and quality of the RE2 Remake 😩💦

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11 days

A store called GAME that doesn’t have any games is somehow the perfect analogy for the UK.

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3 years

The longest relationship I’ve had is with my PS Plus subscription.

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6 years

Acceptable reasons to pause a video game: - Sex - Pizza delivery - Cats demanding chin scratches

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6 years

Raise your hand if you don’t have a 5 year plan but you do have a list of video game release dates that you work your ENTIRE life around 🙋🏻‍♀️

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5 years

me: gaming is my favorite hobby also me: *can never decide what to play, never completes open world games, backlog so huge i’m scared of it, gets too tired to game and watches other people game instead*

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5 years

Rain in video games. Like if you agree 👍🏻

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5 years

Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is total false advertising because I have died at least 130209 times 😤

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5 years

I’d like to take a moment to thank video games for being there for me when people were not 🙏🏻

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6 years

How is gaming for 20 hours a week considered an addiction? That’s roughly 3 hours per day. People spend more hours than that on Netflix every night but no one is calling that an addiction 🤔 #SMH

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5 years

Can we leave the trend of fake pockets in women’s jeans in 2019?? Where’s ya girl supposed to put her DS?? What about my snack packs of Reeses? A travesty.

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6 years

A few reasons video games are pretty neat : - They strengthen hand eye coordination. - They enhance problem solving skills. - They often include team working which can improve communication skills. - They’re ridiculously fun.

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4 years

@IGN idk what i’m supposed to do with this information

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