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Corey Koberg

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3 months

@bhargreaves I used to work in that building and I knew exactly where the NSA room was, but I didn't realize it was illegal/secret. Everyone there knew what it was.

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@taylormadeflip @JoePompliano Lol, in Vegas? No.

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9 months

@mattyglesias So what does it about me that I have virtually no reaction to it?

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10 months

@AdamSinger That this exists points to how much of a disappointment Siri has become.

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1 year

@a__spaceman @thesheetztweetz @SpaceX The launch was flawless

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4 months

@realEstateTrent Same exact story, except I was in the water and it was my wife throwing watermelon in to attract the fish. I only figured it out when I heard her laughing. We are somehow still married.

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7 months

@SethDavisHoops Messed around and got a triple double.

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11 months

@GuyDealership If the stainless steel frame really proves rustproof, it's the commercial market they will really dominate. Work trucks get a tiny scratch and rust out in many parts of the country. Buying a new $60K truck every few years to avoid rust isn't sustainable.

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4 months

@20th_Centurygal Over the Hills and Far Away and it's not even close.

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Corey Koberg

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6 months

@Glennisamenace @AustinTunnell No one here will work on parts they don't procure. "For liability/warranty purposes" (obv not true, just their excuse)

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Corey Koberg

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2 years

@TrungTPhan And yet Alexa cantt understand the most basic of questions

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Corey Koberg

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1 year

@Noahpinion The applause left for mastedon I think.

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Corey Koberg

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6 months

@realEstateTrent The solution is simple (and other countries do it): portable mortgages. As long as the collateral is a similar class of home, you should be able to take your mortgage with you by putting up a different home as collateral. This would solve the entire issue and exists elsewhere

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7 months

@YIMBYLAND It is, without question, the worst airport design in the country. It’s like they tried to use space as poorly as possible.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

2 years

@witte_sergei Lol, because you are living TheOnion

Man Forced To Venture Pretty Far Into Wilds Of Internet To Have Opinion Confirmed

VAIL, CO—Trekking well beyond the comfortable terrain of the first few pages of his Google search, local man Bruce Costas, 35, was reportedly forced to venture deep into the harsh wilds of the...

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Corey Koberg

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9 months

@sweatystartup It's going to be high of 28 today in Austin. Last night the windchill hit -30 in Iowa (where I grew up). It will be back to almost 70 by Thursday. The two aren't even remotely comparable.

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Corey Koberg

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6 months

@NatesNotFunny @GuyDealership It's literally the number 1 selling car model in the world. And in the US, when you exclude construction fleet trucks.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

3 months

@Rob__Paul He's not very big, but freakishly agile and in the open field will usually make at least the first guy miss.

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Corey Koberg

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1 year

@Champaign_Room Unfollow. Do your own work.

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Corey Koberg

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1 year

@C1aranMurray @BenjiNaesen His stock is at the highest possible point right now getting fired from his current contract signing a new one would be best case scenario for him

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9 months

@zachcoelius I'll put my teen girls in a robotaxi any day before some random dude driving them wherever he wants.

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3 years

@EtotheNev @NWSSaltLakeCity

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Corey Koberg

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2 years

This guy gets it

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7 months

@Badger_Szn44 @FreeTJShannon No, Illinois fans hate this guy too.

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7 months

@GuyDealership They are afraid of BYD, as everyone else should be.

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Corey Koberg

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2 years

@timztweet44 @realEstateTrent Disagree. The point there is perfection means spotting and characterizing the risk. What happens next is on the business decision maker. What he's worried about there is missing some potential red flag entirely.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

3 years

@benedictevans Edit button enabled for up to two mins after send and no comments/shares has very little abuse potential and solves majority of need.

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2 years

@jonny33baseball @roadtocfb The difference is in Chase Brown's case the pad obliterated the tackler.

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Corey Koberg

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7 months

@AdamSinger In our 20's we'd come home and have a massive, heaping plate of pasta. Like, an entire box each, maybe more. Every night. With a side of bread. And thought we were being super healthy.

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Corey Koberg

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2 years

@BrotiGupta Icarus!

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Corey Koberg

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7 months

@NUCLRGOLF being used for engagement farming.

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7 months

@tomfgoodwin Remember when us serious industry types called it "machine learning" b/c AI was some goofy word only Hollywood types used?

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1 month

@Noahpinion It absolutely could change our energy situation.

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Corey Koberg

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1 year

@RealJohnGaltFla @GuyDealership My Tacoma gets about 210 miles range on gas. Why would you need 4x the gas range?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

6 months

@AdamSinger 90% of the music piped in public places just adds to the general noise level. Too quiet to be heard, too loud to be totally ignored. Restaurants think they need noise for "energy", but it's often fatiguing and unpleasant.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

2 years

@benedictevans This prediction seems like already reality. You spoke at our global management meeting five years ago. 25 Bn revenue, global public company and the only people in the room wearing suits were the Japanese representatives.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

2 years

@benedictevans "global revenue" is such an EU overstep. For argument's sake what if the US said any company that doesn't follow our 1st amendment gets fined 100% of global rev? Do we just see which market matters more?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

6 months

@GuyDealership That people want the Model 3 over the Y. For almost same price you get more room and same range.

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Corey Koberg

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1 year

@tomfgoodwin Agree. People in my industry (analytics), drastically discount metrics they can't measure. "sheer horror" is perfect.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

4 months

@20th_Centurygal Chuck Berry didn’t even write his own riffs, he stole them from his cousin Marvin. And he stole them from Calvin.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

4 months

@george__mack Exactly why I hate the title "chief revenue officer". No client wants to be seen as just "revenue" and it sets the wrong tone from the moment of the introduction.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

7 months

@NateSilver538 Kelvin Uber alles

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Corey Koberg

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11 months

@tomfgoodwin Are you referring to y-axis abuse?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

9 months

@DJMartinez06 @InternetH0F Those are literally the same thing

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Corey Koberg

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6 months

@averytomascowx Yeah, but it's a wet heat.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

1 year

@TrentTelenko Multiple layered defense needed, but for stationary bases, ships, etc. lasers will (eventually) be far more effective.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

7 months

@ILLBoardRoom The only thing that would have been better is if TSJ had a quick glance back to see no one coming and just stood there and burned off another 4 seconds of clock before a layup.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

1 year

@iichroma @psframes exactly, the camera settings were completely different from right to left. Take the picture with the same camera setup and same lighting and the implied difference of the frame will be drastically less.

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@koberg

6 months

@sweatystartup In 20 years the cars will absolutely drive themselves. This has to be engagement farming.

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@koberg

1 year

@BenjiNaesen "I was told these races are decided on the road right?"

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Corey Koberg

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3 years

@RussianSpaceWeb Why bother to drain the fuels, world they help to increase intensity of the burn up?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

2 years

@AdamSinger It's almost like broad, sweeping stereotypes and narratives aren't that useful.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

9 months

@RampCapitalLLC @sweatystartup If you're trying to create dumb "engagement farming" posts like @sweatystartup and the Frat Party Deck posts that diminish his credibility, you'll need to try harder as this is way too easy to spot.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

10 months

@RampCapitalLLC Take: basketball odd so boring now 60% of the fan conversation is "what if someone from 40 yrs ago played now?"

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

2 years

Love this list

Sahil Bloom

@SahilBloom

2 years

10 fascinating traits of highly-successful people: 1) Enjoy Being Wrong: The most successful people legitimately enjoy being wrong. They’ve learned to embrace new information that forces you to change your viewpoint—these "software updates" improve upon the old. (read on)

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8 months

@KeeganW21 @ALionEye Took me a long time to come around to this. I really wanted to like him--as a person and a hire.

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9 months

@bradleyaparker @GuyDealership Manufacturer direct is clearly the future. Dealerships will just become certified repair/service centers.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

11 months

@GuyDealership 9.9 people out of 10 who own a car that does over 100mph don’t need it. Or even 0-60 in under ten seconds. “I could take it to the track” said no one who ever actually goes to a track. Pickup trucks are super useful. High powered sports cars are pure wasteful excess, yet no one

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Corey Koberg

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1 year

@matthewvennard @JoeLavo Did you watch the TT? Vin is done

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

8 months

@tomfgoodwin 100%. My wife loves her Tesla with passion purely because she "never wants to worry about going to a gas station ever again". Takes 2.3 seconds it in each night and it's a "full tank" each morning. Zero stress. Enviro benefits, etc. all gravy. Sorry @gas_biz

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

3 years

@benedictevans I disagree

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Corey Koberg

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3 years

@Austen Over 90% of my costs ARE wages. So....?

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Corey Koberg

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7 months

@financeguy725 This is terrible advice. I've seen settlements and deals that would have been great for both parties go south b/c one party wanted to f*ck the other side out of spite simply b/c they hated their lawyer so much. A lawyer's job is to get you the best outcome, not be biggest a-hole.

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3 years

@ALionEye I always feel bad, like I don't want him to be in a shadow. But a the same time.....this is Frank Williams' son. !!!

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Corey Koberg

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3 months

@choffstein Eat outside and hose it off--we did that for years with the twins.

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5 months

@sweatystartup I know this is just more of your dumb engagement farming, but since you specifically list trains--they don't run on gasoline at all and in fact they are electric motors. They can run from overhead lines or carry diesel generators with them, but they are ALL electric

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Corey Koberg

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3 years

@WasatchSnow I'm 44 years old and I have this dream at least once per month. Just completely forgot to attend this class all semester and now I'm screwed.

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1 year

@mattyglesias @elonmusk I heard he's against it. Doesn't like the idea at all.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

3 years

@SpaceTelescope R U ok?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

7 months

@AdamSinger We just had to cancel the rest of a mtg b/c NY'er were shaken (sorry). West Coast types were like: "anything under 6 is just a temporary massage".

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@koberg

7 months

@adrian_horning_ Interested!

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

9 months

@WTjern @sweatystartup By Thursday we'll be back to complaining about the heat.

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@koberg

3 years

@bradleyland @benedictevans Mostly agree, although I think for threads it would screw up the order.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

2 months

@AdamSinger The willingness for journalists of all people to cheer on freedom of speech restrictions is simply shocking.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

3 months

By far the coolest opening ceremony lighting ever.

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3 months

Olympics!

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

6 months

@Keatonsshadow @GuyDealership Because you effectively get the tax refund built in. If you don't qualify, buying a 6 month old Tesla is a cheap way to get a nearly maintenance free care that gets the equivalent of 180mpg.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

3 years

No, there literally are none. This is bad science, bad policy, and bad for our planet.

L.A. Times Opinion

@latimesopinion

3 years

Editorial: No, California shouldn’t extend the life of its last nuclear plant. There are better ways to fight climate change

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Corey Koberg

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21 days

@isaacfrench_ Would love more detail on actual specific species. Not having much luck with fruit trees here outside Austin

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

9 months

@matthewtcurtis @sweatystartup Yeah, sure, the kids who spend all day staring at screens for classes and not interacting with real humans are the ones who don't default to screens. 🙄 I'm guessing you don't have any real experience in this area? (or your kids are homeschooled).

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1 year

@utekkare @mikebeckhamsm How?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

11 months

@GregNak @GuyDealership Some construction industry trucks put on tons of miles. The vast majority don't. They drive to the jobsite and back.

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Corey Koberg

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6 months

@realEstateTrent People who are waiting to charge shop. What makes you think they don’t? Hair cut and charge at same time is no brainier.

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1 year

@Rainmaker1973 Had the pleasure of watching RWilly in person. Incredible athlete.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

11 months

@maybe_dan_ @GuyDealership Depends on your definition of "fleet". Lots of small biz building industry folks have high end trucks they take pride in (and write off). Even the big fleets will come around when costs fall (like Tesla always does--intro luxury first, then mass market).

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

7 months

Who says Tech Journalism isn't what it used to be?

Dan

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Can you think of a reason for choosing such an oddly specific number?

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Corey Koberg

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1 year

@tomfgoodwin Tesla fans, sure. But lots of serious truck users are tired of frames rusting out under thin sheet metal. The corrosion proof, thick steel exoskeleton could be a game changer for commercial users, especially in snowy states.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

20 days

@brucevanzyl @sweatystartup I feel like it was rushed. Lightning V3 could be perfect if they keep up development

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

1 year

@bobbiloo Yes! Being worked on now. Any particular area you'd like focus or deeper updates?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

9 months

@SeanWats @sweatystartup small deck and an airtight rental agreement

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

11 months

@cadeinvests @GuyDealership @SawyerMerritt Yeah if you tow frequently or for long periods probably isn’t the right truck

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@koberg

10 months

This feels like a watershed moment

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11 months

Google DeepMind used a large language model to solve an unsolvable math problem

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Corey Koberg

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3 years

My main takeaway from #wordle is that we have a lot of options left for words that aren't yet words, but probably should be

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

1 year

@mduchesn @Vaughters @ghincapie @EFprocycling You hitched a ride. And the ISS isn’t the moon?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

1 year

@mattyglesias The corridor of Dallas-Austin-San Antonio-Houston has tremendous population and tons of intercity traffic. It's a no-brainer.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

7 months

@WasatchSnow The "well, residents might get mad if we enforce the laws" is such gaslighting. Imagine saying they were unable to issue a single citation for speeding in the state of Utah for this reason. Obviously you don't have to roadblock every single car to get the word out re:fines.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

7 months

@jnsanchez UCONN is the dynasty of women's bball. Best recruits, best program, etc. CC's stats while getting triple teamed every night are insane. Put CC in the UCONN program and she'd be even higher. Saying Paige isn't at CC level doesn't mean Paige isn't a great player. No one at CC level

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

7 months

@tomfgoodwin April Fools worked better when it was a joke amongst family and friends, not some attempt at self-important corporate humor. Charmin will spend weeks on a joke that they are now 20 ply and not a single laugh will be had.

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

7 months

@RobertFreundLaw How is this different from frequent flyer programs?

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Corey Koberg

@koberg

9 months

@AndySwan @Jason Ok but you telling me your uncle doesn’t have a 220v plug anywhere? Not for a welder or compressor or even a clothes dryer? Tesla mobile charger with a few adapters makes it trivial. $30 on amazon will even get you a high current extension cord you can throw in the trunk. Most

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