“are you ready for your rap lessons?”
*changbin gulps*
*soyeon breathes heavily*
*hongjoong nods nervously*
*sunwoo sighs*
“yes, sucker punch instrument swap junhan" they say in unison
also the fact that good enough surpassed freakin bad in streams never surprised me villains have got to have the highest percentage of gay losers of course we streamed the sad love song abt hiding your feelings for someone close to you r u kidding
i need so desperately to know the media training that xh has received bc sometimes ode is on bubble being smooth as hell and then other times u have jooyeon calling himself daddy on a live
if you see this tweet, can you quote or reply with a xh moment that made you say "what the actual fvck is wrong with them"? I need to laugh a little bit
if you see this tweet, can you quote or reply with a xh moment that made you say "what the actual fvck is wrong with them"? I need to laugh a little bit
gaon: best buy
-knows his Shit
-y’know that scene in like every dumb movie where the tech guy explains smth and the normal person has to be like “in english” ???? yeah
-nerd working a nerd job
ode: barista
-but at like an independent artsy coffee shop where u pay eight dollars a latte
-overly flirty like ???? silly
-is the type of barista to look u up and down and know u want oat milk. he knows what you are
junhan: build a bear
-he likes cute things it just makes sense
-serious abt the heart ritual. don’t fuck with the heart ritual
-carries around his own in one of those little backpacks
jungsu: flower shop
-middle aged women love him
-Tired of making bouquets for men to give as an apology gift
-eats up the flower arrangements every time though
jooyeon: arcade employee
-little too excited to help u get the stuffed animals out of the claw machine like you didn’t win them ???
-very into giving the laser tag instructions
-silly guy working a silly job. what can i say
it’s very pitiful that you’ve never seen gaon in real life. gaon is actually whiter and more handsome than the photo on the left. you are disqualified from being a villain, die
gunil: pet hotel
-i feel like he’s great with dogs but cats hate him
-has full conversations with these animals like what r u doing
-gives nicknames to all of them
call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my husband. i clean the dishes and cook his food. i do whatever he says bc he is my husband and he makes the rules around the house.he owns me. i am his property. if he ever cheats on me it's bc i was lacking
xh street racer is so funny to me bc yes hot men in cars but the only one that can drive is gunil and i get the vibes that he drives like a grandfather