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Cowboys Comedy | ✭ Cowboys fan living behind enemy lines ✭ | Host of @BirdsVsBoysPod | Philly’s favorite Cowboys fan | Girl Dad 🌹

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Deuce Vaughn warming up week 1 as the Dallas Cowboys RB1
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I’m gonna tell my grandkids this was Scottie Scheffler & Tiger Woods
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Josh Dobbs learning the Titans playbook in 8 days
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“Maybe if you win I’d be on time” 😂
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Justin Jefferson:
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Yes. Tyron Smith at LT.
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Amari Cooper after 1 practice with Baker Mayfield throwing him the ball
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This still haunts my dreams. #DallasCowboys
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It’s incredible that the Cowboys legends of the past showed more emotion than the whole damn current team on Sunday. It’s unacceptable. There is no other way around it. #DallasCowboys
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Carson Wentz watching the Cowboys defense film. #DallasCowboys
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Classless Trash going after Alex Smith’s leg.
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What Dak wanted to tweet. 😂 #DallasCowboys
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The Dallas Cowboys starting the season off.. #DallasCowboys
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When the Cowboys season is so close but Tyron Smith just tore is hamstring. #DallasCowboys
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Manifesting this Dak Prescott and this Dallas Cowboys team to show up tonight!
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Imagine a #DallasCowboys line backing duo of Micah Parsons & Nakobe Dean.
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Cooper is coming for you… #DallasCowboys
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“We let fait decide” #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly
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Cowboys fans when they sign OBJ & Wagner/trade for Ramsey, Hopkins & Stefon Diggs
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Mac Jones heading to hand deliver the ball to Trevon Diggs. #DallasCowboys | #CowboysNation
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Attention @NFLOfficiating tell me how Micah Parsons is not being held here? #DallasCowboys
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100% my vote for #TwitterMomentsOfDecade
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Eagles Fans Eagles Fans Week 1: Week 6:
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@JoeCookSports That coaching staff could go out right now and beat the Jets as players
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Jerry Jones is setting the Cowboys up for Sean Payton in 2023 to have a young team with $ flexibility. If we all come to terms that this team won’t be built to win it all in 2022 now it won’t sting as much in December.
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Mood in Dallas.
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Not enough people are talking about how good this throw was from Dak. That’s an MVP throw. #DallasCowboys
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All in…clusive in Cabo this week
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Micah: “OBJ Let’s do this shit!!” Zeke: “I want Odell” Dak: “I love OBJ it’s exciting to think about.” CeeDee: “3 #1 WR’s let’s make it happen!” McCarthy: “I’ve heard nothing but amazing things about OBJ.” Jerry: “A Star on OBJ helmet will look great.” #DallasCowboys Stephen:
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If the Robert Quinn “I want out of Chicago” rumors are true.. If I am the Dallas Cowboys FO I am on the phone immediately. Bringing Quinn back immediately upgraded the pass rush. Takes doubles off Tank, will help Williams grow & take pressure of Micah. Do it #DallasCowboys
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Cowboys fans Friday at 4:00 heading into Chiefs weekend. Vs Cowboys fans Friday at 4:15 finding out Amari Cooper has COVID.
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Ok #CowboysNation I need help! My wife (Eagles fan) & I just announced our first baby! We are arguing about what kind of fan they will he raised as! She said if you get 1K RT’s I can raise it as a #DallasCowboys fan but she said I have “no chance!” My baby can’t be a birds fan
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Man this Trevon Diggs fella sure does stink! #DallasCowboys
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Cowboys trade away Amari Cooper for a 5th round pick. Reports: “Cowboys were in on trading for DeVante Parker for a 3rd round pick.” Cowboys fans:
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Earl Thomas running back an INT for the Cowboys in 2043
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Cowboys CB coach Al Harris is 48 years old and I 100% would rather see him out there Saturday night at CB2 rather than Kelvin Joseph. #DallasCowboys
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That new Carson Wentz Commanders jersey is wild.
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It’s Draft SZN Baby!
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Josh Dobbs learning the entire Vikings playbook in 5 days
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This is the most incredible video on the internet currently. Thank you @JoePops_
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Cowboys fans watching Eagles & 49ers fans go at it this week
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Middle aged mom’s last years SB Halftime: “That Adam Levine is so talented.” Middle aged mom’s this SB Halftime: “DISGUSTING PORN!” #PepsiHalftime #SuperBowl #Shakira #Jlo
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Cap Boy.
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The Dallas Cowboys drafted Kelvin Joseph with Asante Samuel, Jr. on the board.
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Micah Parsons on his way to Dallas Cowboys training camp
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It’s only funny... Because it’s true 😂 #DallasCowboys @1053SS @rjchoppy @TommySledge
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The Dallas Cowboys handling the NFC East
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Baker Mayfield to the Rams before the game winning drive
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Jordan Davis vs Tyler Biadasz scares the absolute shit out of me.
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Undrafted Rookie hard hitting safety Markquese Bell from Florida A&M will make the Dallas Cowboys roster & have an impact! #DallasCowboys
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Cowboys fans Cowboys fans 2020: 2021:
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Sunday Prayer Circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Sign 🕯 Jayron Kearse 🕯 Today Dallas!! 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Zeke running through Jeremiah Trotter Jr
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Seeing Jaylon Smith doing his swipe wearing Romo’s number after a meaningless play while the team is losing. #DallasCowboys @1053SS @rjchoppy
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Attention NFL Free Agents
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It’s Takk McKinley Time #DallasCowboys
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@stoolpresidente Pres>Sista Jean
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Which #DallasCowboys moment hit you harder?
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Gisele to all of us NFL fans after making Tom Brady retire.
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We need to enjoy every moment of this team #CowboysNation ! #DallasCowboys
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The Dallas Cowboys can win the NFC East today! #DallasCowboys
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Let’s be honest.. The Cowboys got bullied and beat up by the 49ers in the playoffs. They are fully addressing that with some mean physical dudes in this draft with Smith, Clarke, Ridgeway and others… And I’m here for it. #DallasCowboys
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The Dallas Cowboys need to replace: LT C RBx2 Possibly WR DE DT S CB Another LB (And only have 7 draft picks)
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This story is absolutely wild
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Where have the Dallas Cowboys won 3 straight years?
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Michael Gallup. #DallasCowboys
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@NFL @NFLPA FINE & SUSPEND THIS POS
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CeeDee is CeeDee Gallup will miss a few games & coming off ACL. James Washington is fine. Tolbert is a rookie. I believe the Dallas Cowboys should sign another FA wide receiver. Any names on this list intrigue you? #DallasCowboys
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Knock Knock, Cooper is coming for you.. #DallasCowboys
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Backup Cooper Rush vs Starter Cooper Rush #DallasCowboys
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2023. The Year of Izzy. ✭
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Call the Texans about Damon Pierce Call the Jets about Breece Hall Call the Dolphins about Raheem Moester Call the 49ers about Debo lol
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The Dallas Cowboys Royal Family.
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John Elway calling Pete Carroll
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“I’m your new head football coach.” Brian Kelly: Marcus Freeman:
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Dan Quinn to the Dallas Cowboys defense
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Jerry Jones: “This team will not lose to the 49ers again.” #DallasCowboys The team:
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Jeff Heath continuing to press refresh on his Jamal Adams Twitter search. #DallasCowboys #CowboysNation
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Dan Quinn calling Jerry Jones about Kelvin Joseph. #DallasCowboys
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When Aaron Judge’s contract ends in 2031, the Mets will still be paying Bobby Bonilla for another 4 years..
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Cowboys Free Agent Additions: Aldon Smith: ✅ HA HA: ❌ Didn’t make the team Maurice Canady: ❌ OPT OUT Gerald McCoy: ❌ IR never a snap Everson Griffen: ❌ Traded to Det Dontarie Poe: ❌ To be released Darrell Worley: ❌ To be released Darien Thompson: ❌ STINKS @1053SS
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Everyone: “never throw into triple coverage!!” Dak Prescott:
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Luka Magnotta creating fake accounts to like and comment “Hot Guy” on his own pictures like: #DontFckWithCats
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The official crew for the Cowboys game have called 25 offensive holding calls this season. 17 against home teams. Could THIS be the week @MicahhParsons11 finally gets a holding call?! #DallasCowboys
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The 5 “unsung” Cowboys players who need to play big tonight in Tampa: 1. Osa Odighizuwa 2. Bryan Anger 3. Tyler Biadasz 4. Leighton Vander Esch 5. Connor McGovern #DallasCowboys
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I asked my wife if our unborn son can be named Drue. She said no. I said named after @DTranquill She said only if he responds #GoIrish on Twitter “which he won’t” she said 😮 Drue I need a Go Irish... ☘️☘️
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@TrevonDiggs “Why trade for Stefon Diggs when we already have Stefon Diggs at home?!” -Stephen Jones
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Say it ain’t so Tommy! #GoIrish
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The Ademilola twins both back at Notre Dame! ☘️ @jaysonademilola @JustinAdemilola
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Can this franchise every do anything right?
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People “penciling in 10-12 wins” for the Cowboys are blind This team could easily lose 1-2 to Philly 1 to Wash Should lose to Lions, Ravens, Bengals, Texans, 49ers, Browns Wouldn’t be surprised if they got clipped by Pittsburgh away and maybe even ATL 9-8, 8-9, 7-10 is real
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The Dallas Cowboys entering the 3rd week of free agency
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@KissMyAxe_33 Who said that? That was trash. Jaylon Smith head butt was trash. And I’m a Cowboys fan. IDGAF what team he plays for. Clown shit like this doesn’t belong anywhere in the league.
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@WerderEdESPN Hear about this?
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“A great block by La'el Collins to spring Dalvin Cook who takes it 23 yards to the house! Cowboys take a 7-0 lead in the NFC Championship.” #DallasCowboys
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Cowboys got Tolbert in the 3rd. Waletzko, Clark & Ridgeway in the 5th. Harper in the 6th. And signed Lindstrom, Hansford & Markquese Bell as undrafted free agent! #DallasCowboys
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@barstoolsports And this kid is hammered drunk watching it!
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