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Kevin Canard
11 months
@NitrozAG @ufc Tie? Bro this sport aint for you.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@TKokkinakis @CalebPicks_ Andy Murray is that itch on your back you cant quite scratch. I know you're disappointed and that's okay but you've got absolutely nothing to be ashamed of after this one. Instant classic, you just came out on the wrong end. Hold your head high.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@ufc @AmirAlbazi HUGE ROBBERY. Continued corruption in combat sports with the judges/athletic commissions. They're always watching some other fight in an alternate universe. Something has to be done. This is why I refuse to buy UFC PPV events anymore.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@danorlovsky7 Didn't you mention something about the Pack running the ball to slow down the game? Against that defense?? -Swagu I love y'all with the snappin and jonin everyday. Somebody gotta be right. I was with Swag! 😫
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Kevin Canard
10 months
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Rockies Last leg of my lovely Saturday parlay was both team to score 3+ runs. Thanks a lot and eat 💩
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Angels You make that bullpen walk back to California. That was atrocious pitching. Shameful. Gave up 10 runs to the Royals who havent score 10 runs in the last ten games. Blew a 8-2 lead! WTH man.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@ufc This is the last time I watch UFC. The continued corruption with the judges and the athletic commissions is out of control. UFC needs to do something about it. Kara-France clearly won that fight. It's an absolute sham they robbed him. Happens over and over again in MMA.
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Kevin Canard
5 months
@NBCSGiants And threw 70+ pitches and yanked in 3 innings. Now you're losing to the Nationals 6-1 at home. What an embarrassment.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@chicagobulls Translation: Oh well, we're still rich. Heading home to the mansion. We'll try extra hard next time. Promise!
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Pirates Everybody in attendance at the park should BOO them and get up and leave immediately. Pathetic.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@degen_betting I don't wanna see Russ Wilson or the Broncos in Primetime for the next 5 years.
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Kevin Canard
6 months
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@SportsLine Shout out to the Sportsline crew for the assist. AGAIN! I'll be kicking in to Justin's Mental Health organization every time I hit with an assist from Sportsline. @Mike5754 @LarryHartstein @JustinPerri8 @TheCoachrules @cimini @MaxGorenstein @AllanBell247
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@SportsLine Another one of my infamous multi-sport parlays cashed this morning with an assist from my friends over at the Early Edge. The saga continues... @TheCoachrules @Mike5754 @LarryHartstein @cimini @JustinPerri8 @MaxGorenstein @AllanBell247
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Kevin Canard
8 months
@FSUFootball 5 punts 1 TO on downs 1 fumble 1 interception 1 field goal The excuse will be, we played our freshmen. The reality is you would have been blown out by 20+ regardless of who you played and that's why you didn't get a playoff spot. It was 100% the right call. You can't score a TD
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@ErynMYoung @therealclutch @ByMarQuel Surprise guest features are very common in comedy shows. Comedy probably isn't for you. I'm sure you could have walked out and got a refund if you spent half the energy that you spent complaining about it on Twitter.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@FlamingoDessert @kaiser_StL @espnmma Then you don't know what you're talking about. No chance Albazi gets the 4th. Any judge scoring that needs to be terminated. Closer to 4-1 Kai than 3-2 Albazi. The definition of robbery.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@JDGoldboys That about sums up the league. I've seen the most baffling stuff. Why don't we get more money? Why don't we have more viewers?? Yeah, I wonder.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@DallasStars Just blew a 3-0 lead to the Sharks. WTF Nite nite.
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Kevin Canard
5 months
@Dbacks @zacgallen23 110 pitches in 5 innings. And now your bullpen getting lit up by the sorry Rockies immediately. Way to go!
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@ufc @AmirAlbazi This is why I don't buy UFC PPV events anymore. The judging is so awful is borderline criminal. UFC does nothing about it. @espnmma I'm seriously going to cancel my ESPN+ after that. Don't think I can support UFC any longer. One terrible decision after another. It's truly sad.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@SaifSmacks Living the dream baby! I'm delighted for you this week, Saifs. Thanks for sharing and the first hand insight. We may have to fly your ass to more events and put you on tour as a correspondent. 😂
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Angels I'm watching bases loaded and no outs. What happened? NOTHING.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@DK_Assist @DKSportsbook Stop updating your app every other day. You're causing more bugs. My app crashes constantly now. Before the last update it was fine. It's beyond BAD. Fix the stupid scroll bar too. Takes the precision of a brain surgeon to move it left to right.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@Clara_wolfdog @ByMarQuel Tons of people just want to support you but the constant complaining and overly sensative nonsense is exhausting and off-putting. Not doing yourself or your community any service with comments like this.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@espnmma You know what I really love? Paying 10 bucks a month for ESPN+ to watch commercials in between fights.
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Kevin Canard
11 months
@DagestaniEagle_ @ufc The judge that went 28-28 should be fired immediately.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@gamblers_dream @espnmma Done with UFC. Never buying a PPV and canceling ESPN+ right now. Corrupt judging is so common because there no accountability or consequences. This one really bothered me. Done!
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Kevin Canard
5 months
@OrlandoMagic Keep up the good work guys! Game over in the first 5 mins.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Phillies And it took Kimbrel all of 9 pitches to blow the game. Awesome.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@NBA Refs ruined the end of another game. NBA getting unwatchable because of it. Y'all owe the Sacramento Kings an apology.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@BetMGM Meanwhile your app and site been down for "scheduled maintenance" ALL day. How about a banner or heads up next time so people don't waste their time.
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Kevin Canard
10 months
@UCLAFootball 10-1 favorite UCLA scored ONE lousy TD against a 2-7 ASU. Never forget. #FireKelly
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Kevin Canard
10 months
@UCLAFootball FIRE EVERYBODY AT HALFTIME.
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Kevin Canard
11 months
@49ers Moody is ONE more routine FG miss away from the chopping block. Ridiculous!
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@trailblazers You can take the rest of the night off admin. THIRTY FOUR POINTS IN ONE HALF OF PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL. EMBARRASSMENT! THIS GAME WAS OVER IN THE FIRST TWO MINS. Imagine paying for tickets to go to this game and watch this 💩
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@PitchingNinja @JustinPerri8 That's awesome, I was texting my boys about Jauss being a BP Legend. Old School baseball. Shows it to you in rhythm and doesn't jam you up. Stoopid consistent. That's an arm you can set your watch to right there boys and girls! 🤣
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@NFLOfficiating Was this one inconclusive in real time?
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@SportsLine @TheCoachrules @cimini @Mike5754 @IanParkerMMA Picked a great day to tail the boys over at The Early Edge! I put the picks in a parlay, teased it a bit and then sprinkled a little golf match up on top. Reds and Marlins almost killed me. Cheers fellas! @SportsLine @Mike5754 @cimini @TheCoachrules @LarryHartstein
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@ClassyAct19 @sloprules Unders are Un-American. Common knowledge. Blasphemy is correct.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@Mike5754 Go hard or go home. I'M NOT SELLING!
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Kevin Canard
11 months
@ECUPiratesFB Down 4 at half and DIDN'T SCORE A SINGLE POINT THE ENTIRE 2ND HALF! Three scoreless quarters of football is UNACCEPTABLE. That's on the coaching staff. They're horrible. Get rid of them ALL tonight!
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@Mike5754 The best cappers in the universe go like 55%. Homie went on a 20 game run picking dogs in the MLB. Who does that shit? He can have a shitty week or two and still be all the way up. Without cold there is no HOT. 🤔
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Kevin Canard
6 months
@FAUMBB You deserve to lose for that last possession. WTH was that?? And you can't make a foul shot. Terrible.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@ufc @BruceLeeroyGlow @DanielPitPineda @ToyoTires Main event judges get the fight of the night award. They beat the 💩 out of the books tonight. They'll be at the pay window later to collect their robbery. Absolute disgrace!
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@memgrizz They heard Ja when he giggled and said he's "fine in the West" Getting run out of the gym by their back up squad. Embarrassment.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@RaysBaseball Hey lets see if this fantastic pitcher will let Garcia steal home too. 2nd and 3rd were a freebie with game on the line.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Giants What a joke. Can't make a 30 yard field goal and your QB is running for his life every single play. This team be lucky to win 4 games.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@dallasmavs Y'all letting Al Horford splash threes??? The same guys that can't play defense and gave up 150 to OKC? Okay cool. Come on man. This is beyond embarrassing.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@johnhmillman I can see why. Can't hold a serve you don't get paid.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@KUHoops Go straight to the auxiliary gym and shoot free throws until 6am. That's what really lost you the game. That's in addition to way too many fouls and bone head coaching by Bill tonight. Timeout to take away a 3 from the top of the key. Come out of the timeout and shoot a worse 3
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@AllanBell247 My Irish buddies would bet on the gender of the next person that walked into the Pub. Guys would walk up and open the door for a lady and the place would nuts and the people were clueless. Once a baby stroller came thru for brunch. They ran over to see if it was a boy or girl! 🤣
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Kevin Canard
5 months
@celtics The Hawks are your new Daddy.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@cam_norrie No idea who I'm watching today against Tiafoe. Crazy to me losing in straights after the form and tenacity I've seen you display this season. Take the L and regroup. You're better than this!
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Kevin Canard
11 months
@gabehoustonnn @ufc No kidding! Entitled to 5 full mins. Where'd he go med school?? Fake diploma.
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Kevin Canard
9 months
@PelicansNBA Ya'll got this dude Zion posted up front in the pic and he's a no show every time the game is on the line. He did virtually nothing tonight. Ya'll got fleeced! Get your money back.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@FightGameTheory @PFLMMA @espnmma @Mmartinez_alex I've been watching MMA since the early days and if this isn't the worst decision I've seen then it's close. I don't ever want to watch another fight involving those two judges. Very bad for PFL. I won't support this kind of stuff.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@MatchPo1ntBets Looking forward to Andy Murray losing in epic fashion in the next round to some scrub. You know he woke up this morning feeling like he worked a desk job for 20 years and decided to join a gym on New Years Day. SORE.
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Kevin Canard
11 months
@49ers And Moody ALMOST missed the PAT. Dude is a LIABILITY!
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Kevin Canard
9 months
@Bucks You're killing me Beasley. Killing me.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@en_sscnapoli Napoli, are you drunk today? I know you're not gonna lose to AC Milan right? Right??
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@ManUtd Should have already been 2-0 then it wouldn't be a factor. This is exactly what happens when you take your foot off the throttle and try to protect a 1-0 lead. It's called playing NOT to lose. The opposite of killer instinct. It's something sissies do.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@SaifSmacks Tennis is a joke this week. You can't even hit an over 19.5 on total games in these matches that are supposed to be "battles". All I've seen is straight ass whoopins! Kontaveit is gonna ruin the weekend and it's only Saturday morning.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@BetMGM Since at least 7am EST today.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@BlueJays Y'all are terrible. Cole owns you. You're gonna be on vacation early. That's what I see for your future. He's got 68 pitches thru 6 innings. What's wrong with y'all???
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Kevin Canard
9 months
@NDmbb What an absolute embarrassment.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@propsdotcash @WallaBets Shouts to @WallaBets for doing this everyday. I am a subscriber to but it's really nice to have some baseball highlights every morning. I love it! Especially now that football season is here many folks have forgotten about baseball. Appreciate you!
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@UTEPFB See what happens after a bad roughing the passer penalty??? TOUCHDOWN!!! Forfeit and go home. You're playing like a D3 school. Literally the worst game I've ever watched.
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Kevin Canard
4 months
@Timberwolves 3-12 he ain't no killer. Ya'll stop with the comparisons.
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Kevin Canard
4 years
@TheSiteSupply Lots of people are undercutting each other with the latest drops in December because they think they have to get rid of it before Christmas. Supply is not going to meet demand because it's the day after Christmas. These restocks may fall off after Christmas too. Covid ramping up!
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Kevin Canard
8 months
@Eagles @TommyPaul1 🙀🙀🙀💩💩💩🤡🤡🤡🗑️🗑️🗑️🚮🚮🚮
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Kevin Canard
7 months
@PaigeSpiranac Most women go darker right about pumpkin spice latte season. You make your own rules. Respect. PSA. Paige knows all about her tits no need to remind her. Just appreciate the fact that she can hit driver farther than you can even with the twins in the way. That's impressive!
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@mubadalacitidc @WTA @CaroGarcia That took about 45 mins to get SMOKED in straights. Nice job #6 in the world.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@trailblazers Common denominator here? Nurkic SUCKS. Add up the missed layups and this is a win.
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Kevin Canard
6 months
@FootyChancellor @BucketJonBets Done. Everybody knows and loves Freya!
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Brodie_Bets @AIsportanalysis All it takes is for me to bitch about it and it hits 5 mins later. Think it was +650 live when I Tweeted at he 75' mark. I'll gladly eat crow. Congrats all who tailed.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@frankvegas1212 @SharpPickss Absolutely, we appreciate it!
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@TennisMasterr I'd ban him from the ATP. This is an ITF performance.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@RedSox It's fun to watch Casas ground into double plays with one out and RISP. Down 2 runs that's not clutch. PUT THE BALL IN THE AIR MAN!
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Brodie_Bets Yep that's EXACTLY what happened. It's was a good read. I'd play it again ALL day. Unfortunately we've all been victim to this 2nd half lazy BS before. Get bit in garbage time. Bummer. I did take the Asian line -1.25 and parlayed it with Belgium TT o2.5 so that helps the sting.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@MMAFayce @InsideFighting_ @espnmma Biased to one particular fighter. Shocker.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@picks_ice MGM in VA was still o/u 138.5 so I took the under in the case of your potential storm warning. We've all been hooked before including me this past weekend. SUCKS. But your info still helping folks. Pays to shop around and costs nothing to pay attention. That's the motto! Thanks!
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@ChadKoerner @KUHoops Refs were bad but make just 20% of those missed foul shots and you win. Make half of them and you win easy in regulation.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@trailblazers Dame 6-21 Nurkic 2-10 If you made 25% of the missed layups from 2 feet away this is an easy win. This was disgusting. Y'all are banned.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Rangers Now THAT is how you lose a ball game! Two straight walks. Unreal.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@ufc @AmirAlbazi Vegas sportsbooks had Kai -400 in the last minute of the fight. That's what any human being with common sense and sports acumen saw too. But somehow the Nevada athletic commission judges score it 3-2 for Albazi? That's blatent disrespect and needs to be investigated. Seriously
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Kevin Canard
11 months
@ESPNCFB I don't want to see SMU or ECU on ESPN ever again. You should BAN both teams for 5 years after this atrocity.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@BaylorMBB #6 in the country, huh? That effort tonight doesn't deserve to be in the top 25. FRAUD ALERT
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Kevin Canard
1 year
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Kevin Canard
10 months
@Chiefs Some people need to NOT have their badges work at the facility when they get back to KC. That goes for some players AND coaches. This game looks crazy rigged it's soooo ridiculously BAD.
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@al_kattabi @ufc @AmirAlbazi We're you one of the alternate judges just in case the 3 on duty tonight weren't corrupt enough? What fight were you watching? You don't seem biased at all.
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Kevin Canard
11 months
@slbenfica_en ZERO urgency whatsoever. You don't belong at this level. Stay home next time.
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Kevin Canard
2 years
@BucketJonBets Sports handicapping is one of the most dangerous professions out there. You gotta be more careful man! We can get you one of those doggy cones to help you recover properly.
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Kevin Canard
9 months
@PelicansNBA Zion is the biggest bust in 10 years I don't care what anyone says. Absolutely traffic cone. Cut this dude and sue him for your money back. Stop his direct deposits IMMEDIATELY.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@rickybbvip 2 goals, last 2 mins of the period. Never a doubt. Got this early at -135 as recommended. Great early call!
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@FTiafoe Bye bye #10 ! Had it for about 2 days. Napped right through that one today. Couldn't even win a set???????
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Kevin Canard
1 year
@Braves Nobody thought to pull Dodd after 5 then 6 runs scored??? Let him make it 8 runs on the very next batter then pull him so there's no chance to get back in the game. All around horrible baseball from management to pitching and hitting. Frauds.
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Kevin Canard
3 years
@jordanpaytonsn1 I hit that wall a couple months back. Now I use the MGM app only for baseball and do a lot of first 7 inning ML, runline, team totals, under/overs, both teams to score 2, 3 or more runs. Been sooo much better taking the bullpen BS out of it.
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