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@klssyourenemy

3 years

still think climate change is a joke?

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3 years

Jesus christ

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

sitting in a call with ppl playing elden ring and its just five dudes yelling at each other about completely disparate events happening in their own little worlds and they're not even acknowledging each other. but occasionally one will call the monsters a slur and get a big laugh

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3 years

I still stand by this

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2 years

nick Fuentes watching femboy porn is one thing but what makes it for me is his followers seeing half of a single still frame and being able to recognize the exact video

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

matt Walsh's gen z problem is that there is no way to make whining about gay ppl seem cool. it took him 2 years to make his documentary and only 2 seconds for me to call him a fag

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2 years

a haunted vhs tape, I can believe. its an inherently spooky medium. but im just not going to believe in a haunted DVD

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

there's fanart of that Netflix show already? looks like they whitewashed him a little bit

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3 years

How Reddit helped keep the Cowboy Bebop community alive

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

Vietnam vet at the liquor store told me if anyone calls me a faggot they'll throw them against the wall and it's the nicest way I've ever been clocked

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2 years

sorry on behalf of one of our translators, who improperly implied that a main character of "I Was Born a Boy but It Always Felt Wrong and I'm More Comfortable Being Treated Like a Woman" was trans. we will strive to do better for all of the manga fans who support our industry

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

so glad I got the autism that makes you a girl and not the kind that makes you hate them

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

*discovering my son busted in 5 trans girls in one night* that's crazy... girls with dicks? but girls though, so I know he's straight. I know he's straight at least

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

some ppl live in a fujo's fanfic

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

call my dick the Flintstones bc u need to use ur feet to make it work

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

pokimane coke scandal is the funniest thing ever. what kind of fandom cancels u for the coolest thing you've ever done

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

my son was a normal nerd who exclusively played female characters in video games and cried reading yuri. I've lost him

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

"estrogen is magic" well no, it's a chemical. magic is when I take all 3 inches without crying

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

she suckin me in a manner most ignominious

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

a friend invited me over his house to watch Happy Feet and halfway thru he unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick and I didn't say anything so he goes "you can suck it if u want" and I didn't so he sat there in silence with his dick out for like 15 minutes before zipping up

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@klssyourenemy

6 months

I wish the *glomps you* people had won the culture war

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

DON'T 👏 PUT 👏 ROMAN 👏 STATUES 👏 IN 👏 UR 👏 PFP 👏 IF 👏 U 👏 DONT 👏 HAVE 👏 ANAL 👏 SEX

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1 year

ppl have tried to mug me twice and were unsuccessful both times bc I'm just too stupid to rob. one gave me a cigarette bc I was really apologetic about not having any cash on me

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2 years

submissives will do the most disgusting shit you've ever imagined. they will suck ur dick so sloppily u could get board certified for tonsillectomy. and then they hold up a stuffed animal like "nooo I can't go to bed until u give mr cutiebunny a kiss"

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2 years

Me: I'm daddy's good little girl and I do ANYTHING I'm told >:3 Judge: ma'am Article 33 of the Rome Statute denies superior orders as a defense against international criminal court charges

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

sissy hypno to relax and study to

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

L + ratio + tuck you in + goodnight kisses

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

bisexuality is when you're attracted to boys wearing girls clothes and girls wearing boys clothes

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

she let me hit bc I stomped my feet and made a pouty face

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

how is shooting guns even fun. u stand stationary and aim at circles. only 2 outcomes- u either hit or miss, over and over. no variation. is it the loud noise? actual dangling keys little baby shit. I get more stimulation from being groped on the subway, and I can't even get hard

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

archeologist discovering my skeleton 1000 years from now: lmao guys look this one was a faggot

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

"based nun" is the cope for discovering how normal ppl will just laugh at ur beliefs and then ignore u

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2 years

Based Neapolitan nun

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

I'm so fertile that if a girl held my hand hundreds of wild flowers would explode out of my chest and kill me instantly

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

if ur trans u don't have to pass. if ur a femboy u do. I dont make the rules

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

women invented sex to trick men into holding our hands

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2 years

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@lilbabygandhi

2 years

The reason young men flock to alt right MRA movements is because the left gives brain-dead advice to young men. We need to be more compassionate to them, for our own sake.

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

flirting is fun until u promise too much and it becomes an escape room scenario

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

funniest shit that's happened on here since McAfee got the jojo avatar

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2 years

Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

wish I was bitcoin so guys would hold me forever and never use me. when im on a downward trend they just hold me tighter. when im doing well they point at me and high five their friends

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

dating app where u only get one right swipe. if u fail to match the app bans ur account and uninstalls

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

can't wait until the decriminalization of sodomy is repealed and we have a landmark supreme court ruling on whether traps are gay

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

being trans is weird because one moment you're like "I'm a boy (male) (guy) (not a girl)" then you interact with an actual guy and you're like i wish I had two pussies so I could hold more cum

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

guys will really bully u for being a girl, find out u have a dick and then bully u for not being a girl

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

@RazalasTrebla ah. the "wildcard"

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

lesbians are up there with Nintendo and Disney in terms of copyright protection. when a bi girl tries to use the L word she gets a DMCA takedown the next day

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@klssyourenemy

6 months

I can't take it anymore. I'm so bad at sucking dick I'm going to kill myself (I place the gun in my mouth and start gagging on the barrel)

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

imagine being the only gamer who gets to smell yoshi's eggs. with the blockchain,

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3 years

"This system of fundraising is preferable because it ensures dying Americans only take money from people who care about dying Americans." The Collectivization of Suffering, or, Why I Need to Ask You to Pay My Surgery Costs by Rumeru

Why I Need to Ask You to Pay My Surgery Costs, organized by Ru M

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2 years

telling people my cutting marks are actually monkeypox scars so everyone thinks i have lots of hot gay sex and don't just read yuri and cry

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2 years

worst part of being trans is when u kill urself everyone thinks its bc u were trans and not bc u were unable to form productive hobbies or close relationships

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2 years

terfs hate it when I get drunk and show them how the women's bathroom can be anywhere

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2 years

all my bitches skooma addicts

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

if I got turned down by every underage queer I tried to fuck I'd want to ban transition for minors too

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

male yaoi mangakas microdosing estrogen as a performance enhancing drug

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

free kisses if u want one idc

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@klssyourenemy

6 months

(cop fires off an entire mag at an imagined enemy) gun owners: when my dad handed me an m249 at 8 years old, he taught me the first rule of engaging with 4th dimensional vampires- psychic bullets coated in virgin fox blood. it's called proper training. guns are not the problem

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2 years

trans girls will fantasize about being bound and tortured and getting their throat cut as someone holds them while they bleed out and tells them they love them. And they'll only feel perverted about that last part

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

horseshoe theory is when the left forces me to wear a skirt and then the right fucks me in it

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1 year

one time I did so well I could see them

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@klssyourenemy

6 months

misgendering me is the most hateful thing you can think to do, and before you open your mouth I've already imagined nine scenarios in which you gruesomely die. you have no idea what hate is. your heart beats on synaptic impulse, mine on pure contempt. you're nothing to me

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@klssyourenemy

6 months

is there an autism where, actually, you're excellent at reading social cues but you just ignore them bc it's funny

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

there's no way I was socialized as male since I think paradox historical strategy games are boring

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

guys at work today all like man we're really getting POUNDED by this storm. that rainy wind is really FUCKING US IN THE ASS. the weather's so bad it made me wanna HAVE ANAL SEX

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

I like in terminator when the terminator says "you're terminated"

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3 years

There has not been a more cinematic, timeless or poetic line in any recent Scorsese picture that hits like Vision's line in @wandavision ... "But, what is grief, if not love, persevering?"

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being trans keeps getting better. the press is making it more and more dangerous, feeding me more and more negativity. I haven't eaten in 4 days but the mortality rate of every conservative voter in my neighborhood has skyrocketed as I siphon my energy directly from their hate

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

of all the problems you'd expect Israel to have, "removing someone from their house" wasn't very high on the list

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3 years

The Siege on Balfour, Day VI Netanyahu refuses to leave the official residence.

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2 years

love when guys are like "do you like that baby" like no man im just dripping all over your sheets like melted ice cream and moaning gods name in lost languages for no reason

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2 years

Mr. beast should buy fully automatic weapons for 10000 trans ppl

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

my absolute favorite part of Twitter is the mussolini family getting bombarded with pictures of their grandad hanging upside down on every post they make

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

trap/reverse trap characters are escher staircases, contortions that couldn't exist in reality- based on trans people in many ways, but also characterized as lacking the internal feelings that trans people have. asking if an anime trap is trans is like asking if donkey is black

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2 years

everyone wants to post their wrapped but no one wants to wrap their lips around my disgusting tiny cock

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

bisexuality is when a cute girl destroys ur heart so u let a cute boy destroy ur ass

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

there's a guy who has become part of my morning routine- hangs around the coffee shop and calls me "Miss America" when I approach, on account of my beauty. this is nice, obviously, but if he was closer to my father's age I might actually feel something

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1 year

34 yr old man with a wojak pfp and no contact with his family for the past 5 years commenting on a photo of a father smiling with his trans daughter: this is so sad

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

my breasts aren't small theyre average for a boy my age

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

the LAPD just made this car a sergeant

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2 years

If your neighbor is a Tesla “Full Self-Driving” beta tester, it’s probably best to keep your dog inside.

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1 year

this is how prey-coded I look and yet no one has broken me. it's ridiculous

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

homosexual sex is sinful heterosexual sex is sinful the only pure form of sexuality is a girl touching herself while she watches a musclebound chad ram an 80 pound twink in a maid outfit. period

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1 year

I go on grindr looking for trust and relationships bc im an idiot. Im naive. I'm opening a door labeled Dick Sucking Room like "there better not be anyone sucking dick in here,"

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@klssyourenemy

3 years

going into VATS during sex, locking onto her clit and instagibbing it with a critical hit

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

wearing a short skirt to draw boys' attention to my devastatingly long legs, my creamy smooth skin and my easily severable femoral artery

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@klssyourenemy

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

I cant be a real trans girl bc I dont post my cock and asshole publicly. I've never anal trained or had sex. I think if someone held my hand in a restaurant I would moan loud enough to be executed on the spot

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@klssyourenemy

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I'm on HRT but I'd agree with the characterization that I've made no effort to pass. I do my best to never exert any effort at all, actually. that's why I have a series of six increasingly large "training plugs" that are still unused

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

put your hands on a girl's waist and she'll stop feeling lonely for a night, put your hands around her neck and she'll never feel lonely again

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@klssyourenemy

1 year

a cashier called me a pretty girl. I can't believe the disguise is working- no one knows im a faggot

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@klssyourenemy

2 years

everyone talks about trans girls pretending to be cis and tricking men into sex, but no one talks about men tricking trans girls into sex by pretending to know the 36 lessons of vivec

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