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@kktweetshaha

3 years

When Nate and I are apart I miss him

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

Realizing I’m dealing with an epidemic of candle clueless fools. FYI If a candle is not burned for long enough on first burn to melt edge to edge it will create a “memory ring.” Once a candle has a memory ring, it will continue to tunnel and never burn all the way across. Bad:

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

Just learned that my fiancé, who buys candles all the time and we literally always have candles burning, did not actually know how they work and blew out a medium first burn candle 30 minutes after I lit it when I wasn’t paying attention and ruined it

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1 month

House of the Dragon is a cautionary tale about what happens when a very old and sick man hangs on too long, has a stupid wife, and isn’t clearly endorsing the obvious heir in his final days

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@maxtmcc

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house of the dragon is a cautionary tale about the dangers of suddenly having an open primary

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

Guess what

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

Update: this guy is my boyfriend now

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

All the times your candles looked like this, and you thought it was a bad candle, please know that it was a skill issue and your fault.

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

Update: this guy is my boyfriend now

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

The kiss of death for most men is not that they are ugly but that their clothes do not fit them well

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

Future Mrs. I’mNotOwned

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

I started feeling good about Fetterman yesterday when I saw men who look like this voting for him

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@ShadowAstronyx

2 years

@JohnFetterman First thing I did after waking up.

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

This is why you should not light a large candle at night, which is unlikely to burn all the way across before you need to blow out to go to bed. Allow at least one hour per inch of candle width

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

Just learned that my fiancé, who buys candles all the time and we literally always have candles burning, did not actually know how they work and blew out a medium first burn candle 30 minutes after I lit it when I wasn’t paying attention and ruined it

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

@BoobyJargon @nilocobau This literally hurts my feelings

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@kktweetshaha

5 years

Tammy has this much tolerance for crying girls in the house #TheBachelor

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1 year

Future Mrs. I’mNotOwned

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@kktweetshaha

11 months

I’m…..Can a straight man that regularly has sex tell me what they would rate Lauren Boebert on a scale of one to ten

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@SwannMarcus89

11 months

I hate how attractive I find Lauren Boebert because I just know that I wouldn't have the will to turn it down and then she'd key my car and light my clothes on fire when things went south

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

@Joolia562 Some candles are poorly made in wick(s) to candle space ratio or a wick has been cut too short but if I have learned anything from my original tweet it’s that many people are wasting good candles

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

@J_McCole314 *taps sign*

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

Realizing I’m dealing with an epidemic of candle clueless fools. FYI If a candle is not burned for long enough on first burn to melt edge to edge it will create a “memory ring.” Once a candle has a memory ring, it will continue to tunnel and never burn all the way across. Bad:

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@kktweetshaha

11 months

I specifically said men who have sex regularly. And I can tell from how atrociously horny these replies are that you are NOT following instructions.

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

@CompostTraining There are a few things you can try to improve it even if not fixing entirely. The popular fix is wrapping the candle in tin foil to increase the temperature across the surface.

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@kktweetshaha

1 month

@Diaz_Topher It really reinforces the problem with being so old and incoherent

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

I really don’t care if Hunter Biden has smoked crack- a lot of people have smoked crack. I am more interested in why he dated his dead brother’s widow? Why did he do that

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@kktweetshaha

11 months

@nikicaga For “her job” hahahaha

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

His look and vibe are literally the blueprint at the maga factory … and yet!

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@kktweetshaha

10 months

My oldest brother died today. He was funny and kind, could build or repair most anything , really good at basketball, loved to fish, was incredibly down to earth, and a very good dad. And a very good big brother. And I miss him very much already

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

I could win a billion fucking dollars and my primary residence would not be larger than 3,500 sq

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@Mr_Derivatives

1 year

What $2.7M can get you in San Francisco. What $2.7M can get you in Texas. Laughable.

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

@jrumrman Yes! Some waxes, nice ones, will melt faster. Result is less tunneling on average

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

@vanillaopinions I try not to linger on life’s disappointments

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@kktweetshaha

1 month

Republicans cobbling together videos that made Biden look confused and out of it but were truthfully pretty normal situations definitely made me less observant to other videos, not pushed by Republicans, that suggested Joe Biden’s decline much earlier in the year. Frustrating

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

I’ll say it. Taylor Swift has karaoke voice. She does not have the voice of a star, she has no edge, no sex appeal, and I’m confused why and how she’s like the artist of a generation

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

@Insect_Song Yes :)

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@kktweetshaha

4 years

When we were still on U Street, a guy said, “We do not need white allies we need white accomplices.” HEAR THAT. #dcprotest

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

Taking your time to decide at Chipotle in 2023 should result in execution. How do you not fucking know what you want by now. Have you never been here before

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@kktweetshaha

6 months

Seeing my man’s thoughts RACE behind his eyes as I ask him if he’d have sex with Sydney Sweeney if he met her out in real life and she wasn’t famous .. follow up question, Ana de Armas

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

This only makes Joe Biden look more relatable. Like half of Americans have a drug addled son. My parents have two

New York Post

@nypost

1 year

Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos

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@kktweetshaha

4 months

Was just discussing that the manager of this account is so horny but also never wrong … never misses … has immaculate taste for both movies and women

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@TheCinesthetic

4 months

Sofia Vergara in Miami, 1990s

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

@thetorpedodog @ImNotOwned His account is restricted rn for 12 hours for calling someone a dumb bitch and another a dumb cunt,, peace at last 😌

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

This was the last tweet I sent my guy best friend before he died lol

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@gracecamille_

1 year

What song did this for you? For me it’s Ants Marching by Dave Matthews

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

Actually this a psychotic. No parent should feel pressured to do this and adults who are deeply intolerant to children need to grow the fuck up

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@CalltoActivism

1 year

During a 10-hour flight, she was heading from Seoul, Korea, to San Francisco, USA. This mother distributed more than 200 passengers on the plane a plastic bag to each one. The bag contained candy, chewing gum and earplugs as a kind of advance apology for use in the event that

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4 months

Telling our photographer we need our engagement photos at Union Station because “we love transit” (Fiancé not included because he’s self conscious about being extremely fat and ugly ☹️)

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@kktweetshaha

9 months

Not this woman soliciting for a fuck on this Royal Caribbean cruise Facebook group I’m in

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1 year

@tysonbrody Classic joke. Never gets old or less disturbing

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

I asked my boyfriend what he thinks would constitute a concerningly high body count for a (not SW) girl and he said probably higher than one new body a week/more than an average of 52 new bodies a year lol

rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king

@RaxKingIsDead

1 year

one of the chief advantages of having an unusually high ‘body count’ is that it grosses out guys like this

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@kktweetshaha

11 months

Sarah Palin has been serving cunt, milf, and gilf for the GOP for over a decade and Lauren Boebert has not dethroned her. Because Lauren is a gas station 5. That’s all

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

Preventing @ImNotOwned from tweeting by taking his phone and holding it above my head where he can’t reach it

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@kktweetshaha

11 months

I need people to be soooo serious and come to Jesus Christ with mercy in their heart. If Lauren Boebert is a 7, there is not enough runway for a true 10 like Rihanna, Margot Robbie types. Delulu and unfounded rating

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@seanl22242

11 months

@kktweetshaha low 7s

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

It’s become clear that people think I met Drew on Twitter. PLEASE. He tweets 100 times a day, that would have never happened. A mutual friend introduced us the first time we ever met (too insane of a story for online) and then another mutual friend later set it up romantically

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5 months

@An_Angel_of_God The best way to fix it is by wrapping the candle in tin foil , with pieces covering the donut but not the wick(s), to make it very hot (some examples of this in the replies). What you are describing is still wasteful and will create an insanely uneven melt and mess

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

A good litmus test on if you have childhood trauma is if people seem uncomfortable and do not know how to respond if you bring it up

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@JoePostingg

1 year

My favorite genre of post is people claiming to be deeply traumatized by totally banal childhood experiences.

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@kktweetshaha

9 months

North Carolina is hilarious. This is like $12 and there’s literally two bigger sizes than this. Hand for scale

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

Happy one year anniversary to this life-altering text exchange

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

Mom added Drew on Facebook it’s going really well ❤️

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@kktweetshaha

11 months

Biggest let down of engagement so far is that we can’t get married at Union Station (ideal due to my fiancés immense love of transit). The venue itself is not outrageously expensive but their exclusive caterer is quite.

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@kktweetshaha

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Kayley

@kayleykayp

4 years

Her face when the other guy calls the UNC chancellor a "genius" and implies that he was blindsided.... Um, everyone saw this coming!!

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

@BrandyLJensen @EwaSR @flglmn That math + “she blames me for her sister’s marriage ending.” Oh!

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

@d0nt_at_me_ *shrug* they seem nice

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@kktweetshaha

3 months

Went to a wedding and saw a normal thing

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@ronawang

3 months

went to a wedding & watched this guy ask the bride if the maid of honor was single

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@kktweetshaha

1 month

Nancy Pelosi is so powerful holy shit

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@kktweetshaha

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@vanillaopinions This list is literally just the average dummy’s impression of where the weather seems good and they can get a huge house for pretty cheap. It’s not even necessarily true

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@kktweetshaha

3 months

I thought the “my husband didn’t know what day our wedding was” stuff was mostly fake until we went to tour a wedding venue and the event coordinator was like “Oh! The groom is here too. Didn’t expect that! Didn’t know he was coming.”

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@kktweetshaha

1 month

This guy has used “DEI” in over 80 tweets in July alone if you weren’t convinced that MAGA freaks are just obsessively using it as a stand in for slurs

Gunther Eagleman™

@GuntherEagleman

1 month

@KamalaHarris You are DEI dumb and the world knows.

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@kktweetshaha

8 months

Muriel Bowser ruining DC in the last two years is quite remarkable. Not that she was doing a good job before, but wow it’s so much worse. Teens addicted to armed car jacking, insane truancy, 911 doesn’t answer, all those dogs drowned, losing our bad basketball team etc.

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

Something I’ve noticed about the I can’t vote for Biden progressives on here is that they seem to think their monthly $10 “mutual aid” cashapp contribution, barely benefiting even one person but making them feel morally superior and good, is better for society than voting

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

The single best thing about the DC metro is our red line is called the Red Line. Out blue line is called... the Blue Line. Makes it that much easier to use

SFMTA

@SFMTA_Muni

2 years

HeadsUp: New #TThird Line service starts this Saturday, January 7, operating between Bayshore/Sunnydale and Chinatown. For details and FAQ info please visit:

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@kktweetshaha

4 months

Having a yapper is so goated actually. Love to take my chatty Cathy out and about and parade him around to the girls

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@lostinacloudd

4 months

dua girl your man is a YAPPER

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6 months

Incredibly endearing how hot Johnny finds Amy in Love is Blind. That was one of the best meets in a long time

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@kktweetshaha

4 years

@sara__pequeno It makes me sad that no one encouraged these freshman to do a gap year. There’s literally NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO DO A GAP YEAR. Hike. Camp. Write. Passion Project. Anything.

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@kktweetshaha

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It is ??? She’s laughing/scoffing out loud at multiple points in their conversation. You can sum up her entire response as: Jesus Christ here she goes again I cannot believe this hypocritical annoying bitch but fine if she’ll let me kill her son- fine.

Tia ᴰᵃʷᵍ certified dumbass

@ellipsixm

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Just saw someone say dead serious this is rhaenyra laughing at alicent.. oh emma d’arcy im sorry you act your ass off for this stupid of an audience

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The Cut scam article is actually the most concrete proof I’ve seen of pervasive long covid destroying the cognitive ability of every day Americans. I loved this part… girl let them then lmao, take your son to the park.

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@kktweetshaha

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Perhaps I could fall for a scam, but I could not fall for this one. A car rented in MY name abandoned at the border, filled with drugs and BLOOD? THE CIA??? The last identity thief worked at THE BANK???? ON THE PHONE FOR FIVE HOURS? They’re CLOSING your social security number???

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@kattenbarge

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Everyone who reads this thinks they would never fall for a scam like this, but the truth is you would. You just have no idea how you will react when your emotions are toyed with to this level. Everyone is capable of being abused, manipulated, and scammed.

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1 year

@vanillaopinions He has such 5'9" energy

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

@jenapradio @JWPascale You think you are more important than people on the bus?

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The tweets right now are so much better than when Trump got shot lol no one gave a fuck it’s so hilarious. It’d really only be interesting if he had died

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

#1 beaches in the world… be fucking for real. And I’m not just a hater, I’m allowed to say this I have literally been a Florida resident!!!

RobertLPeters of Reedy Creek

@neilnole

2 years

@KevinCate Cope

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@kktweetshaha

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@JoePostingg I retched and physically recoiled

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2 years

This mans lol

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7 months

Oh no. They finally asked how we are getting $10 off every day FUCK

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@ImNotOwned

9 months

I think this poke place near me is running an experiment of if customers will give themselves mercury poisoning if they incentivize you enough. $10 off each day.. And well, I’m losing to mercury for sure

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Important ‼️ Drew doesn’t know how to merge cells in excel. He just asked me how to do a dollar sign holy shit he doesn’t know how to center cells oh my god

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

Said one thing to my dad about Jimmy Buffet dying and

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

Incredible to me that my boyfriend is chronically online but only about basketball, TV and public policy (???) he doesn’t know who Trisha Paytas is or Lisa Vanderpump

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@kktweetshaha

9 months

Shortly before Drew and I started dating someone said to me “I’m not going to say anything bad about him other than he has tweeted over 200,000 times, which should not be possible.” Which means in the last year and a half he’s tweeted ~34,000 times lol

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@kktweetshaha

8 months

@vanillaopinions HE !???? HEEEEE put this on CF?!

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@kktweetshaha

11 months

@JoePostingg Joe… NO

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@kktweetshaha

2 months

He’s obviously interacting with someone off screen and talking to them??? I mean he’s old as shit but like are you just counting on people to not watch the video?

Collin Rugg

@CollinRugg

2 months

JUST IN: President Biden appears to start wandering off at the G7 summit and has to be handled back in. Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni was seen grabbing Biden to bring him back to the group. This wasn't the only awkward encounter between the two. Biden was caught on

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

Oh no that is really sad

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@ABC

1 year

JUST IN: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was in a car crash in Tennessee on the way to an event, and he and his team were uninjured, his campaign says.

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@kktweetshaha

11 months

Rome this, WWII that, what does it mean if I asked him his favorite period in history and he said “industrialization”

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@kktweetshaha

4 months

btw, this is what milks cows

Senator John Fetterman

@SenFettermanPA

4 months

btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat

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@kktweetshaha

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@vanillaopinions Okay but they are cute and if well trained they just vibe

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1 year

My boyfriend!!!!!!!!! He doesn’t drink coffee and he loves chocolate milk and his name is Andrew

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1 month

She’s so fucking locked in with a stunning smile but no laugh and reiterating three times her elected positions

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@Acyn

1 month

VP: I was a courtroom prosecutor. In those roles I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women. Fraudsters who ripped off consumers. Cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. So hear me when I say I know Donald Trump's type.

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@kktweetshaha

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@An_Angel_of_God There are many candles designed to not be in jars at all. What you’re describing is probably more of a fire hazard but if you put the candle on a big plate and cut the wick quite short after creating a memory ring, this would probably have the intended effect

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@kktweetshaha

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Update on this

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

This is how me and Drew look in my mind

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@kktweetshaha

5 years

All time best Bachelor dialogue: “Chase and I used to date.” “Like Chase the singer???” “Yes.” “Like the guy from?? the concert??” “Yes.” “........What?” Peter, baby, she just said. #TheBachelor

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@kktweetshaha

1 month

What I like about Pelosi is what I like about Gavin Newsom. Conniving cunning greasy politicians who want to win. The party needs that sooooo badly

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@billscher

1 month

“Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi, convinced Biden will lose, has been working the phones since June 27 in hopes of finding a way to ease him off the ticket.”

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@kktweetshaha

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There’s not gonna be generational damage to the Democratic Party, regardless of what happens with Biden because at some point there was a switch. Republicans are now the fall in love party (oddly with an evil buffoon) and Democrats are a fall in line party

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@What46HasDone

1 month

Obviously my circle is somewhat biased, but I've had a large number of lifelong Dems tell me that if Joe gets pushed out for anyone, even VP Harris, that they'll vote but they are done donating and volunteering. And these are all people who love VP Harris. The party elites are

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@kktweetshaha

1 year

Narrator: She did in fact not despise his personality and would indeed hook up with him

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@kktweetshaha

2 years

Drew just told me he has watched Dune probably 10 times this year and it’s one of his favorite movies “just to have on in the background”

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@kktweetshaha

8 months

Right wing brain doctor tinkering around in Fetterman’s noggin after his stroke “this is gonna be good”

Sahil Kapur

@sahilkapur

8 months

NEW: John Fetterman breaks with the left — fiercely supporting Israel and endorsing talks for tougher immigration laws. “I’m not a progressive,” Fetterman tells @NBCNews , brushing back critics. He’s hitting Dems for a double standard on Santos/Menendez.

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@kktweetshaha

5 months

I think when people draw Swastikas it means they hate Jews it’s actually quite clear hope this helps

Malcolm Harris

@BigMeanInternet

5 months

Look, I don't make Nazi comparisons like that, I don't hold "Israeli Flag = Swastika" signs. But that we can't look at this today and be sure of what it's supposed to mean is a sign of the incomprehensible damage Israel has done in the last months.

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@kktweetshaha

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That’s so interesting because I just saw droves of really fucking stupid (but not conservative) people saying that Biden is worse for undocumented immigrants than Trump, just as Biden is worse on Israel-Palestine relations, which is why they can’t vote for him