i liked the scene of Up when it shows Ellie tying Carl’s ties so i looked up pics of his ties to save to my phone, and i just realized he wore a lot of ties but then at her funeral he wore a bow tie bc he probably didn’t know how to tie a tie since she tied it for him everyday 😭
A Texas man decided to test the “all leashed pets welcomed” policy at Petco by taking his Watusi Steer to get a check up. Video shows the African Watusi walking through the doors of Petco with his owner by his side only to get welcomed with open arms.
thought i broke my car today when my key wouldn’t come out and it wouldn’t crank for like ten mins, so i called my step dad and was like sos wtf... turns out you gotta have it in park to turn it off.. how crazy, right?? who let me out of the house
God took one person out of my life, and closed a door I wanted open, and then brought so many amazing people into my life almost immediately after, and opened a window with a much prettier view, and it has been such a wonderful reminder that His plan is always better than mine
i have 41 days to shrink my waist about two inches and get killer arms and grow some boobs. will i do any of it? probably not. but it’s good to set goals
my mom just told me no to using her beauty blender and i was like, dude i came from your vagina it’s fine. and she said ‘yeah but you’ve done nasty things since then’
im offended
in 2016, my grams killed a leopard and had a claw set in diamonds and made into a necklace for herself, and i have been absolutely in love with it since. little did i know, she had one made for me too. guess who cried at dinner?
man.. when my social meter runs out, i mean that b!tch RUNS OUT😭😭😭 whole personality gone, every drop of patience, sense of humor, i ain’t got anyyyy of it today, pls leave me alone for the next 48 hours
asked my sister why i fell in love with a man who hates going out and doesn’t like bars and she said “because you have a big sister that prayed for your future husband. i prayed that he would be your complete opposite and calm you down”
MAAM 😭😭
genuinely sat still and shut my mouth for a second, and realized i was okay. i’m okay with being alone. i’m okay with the past being in the past. memories being nothing more than that. i’m okay. and that’s crazy.
why is it that the girls who turn out to be actual walking spawns of satan are always the ones that u had the most fun with???? like ur a crooked bitch but damn we had some fun lmfaoooo
does anyone else’s family have a table that started as a kid table but none of y’all are kids anymore & there isn’t room at the adult table so you’re still sitting at the ‘kid’ table with a 6 year old or is that just us
i do not care if we’ve never spoken a single WORD to each other, if you message me and say you’re in this situation, me or someone i trust will drive to hell and back to get you, i promise every single one of you that.
if u retweet my pics and i don’t know u personally yet i just want u to know that we are now bestfriends and you are welcome at my house and in my closet at any time and i love u
i wanna be the girl who wears cute pajama sets to bed and has a planner she regularly uses and goes for jogs for fun but i literally just do not have it in me
depression goes away, right? i won’t feel like this for the rest of my life, right?? somebody please tell me i won’t live the rest of my life like this.
how do i say ‘the man in my header and i are not together, it’s just a very nice picture’ without saying i let men i’m not dating grab my ass like that