every time i try to live a normal life i rmb in the cage match movie sareena canoncially tied johnny cage up and crushed his balls as a torture method.
Mkx johnshi: In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.
โOther timelineโ Mk1 Johnshi: tries killing each other the first time they met
mkx kenshi is sooo cute he feels so neurodivergent coded and he rubs his eyes when he loses the first round like a wittle bunny. mkx johnny is so fucking annoying actually
#johnshi
"One of Johnny Cage's victory animations features him posing an action figure of himself. The figure has Cassie's name drawn underneath its right foot."
IM CRYING she loves him so much....
NO ACTUALLY DIVORCED DADS JOHNSHI TRYING TO COPARENTS TWO EMO ANGSTY TEENAGERS CASSIE AND TAKEDA IS SOOOOOO <3333333
mkx johnshi is so underrated.//.;dfaskfj
wack ass throw assist move who tf uses a flashlight in a fight
i think hes neat and i kept using him even if i know hes like mid at best maybe.... that ai youtube acc version of him lives in my head rent free top tier writing
had to prep my laptop to be used by other people at a serious medical conference for broadcast and now im going through it to delete sus/nsfw content and.....