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@kireitonsi

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scania has the most goated interiors istg

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@kireitonsi

10 months

man having to click "no cookies" each time i visit the same site is so annoying. if only there was a simple persistent client-side storage method for small amounts of plain text data

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@kireitonsi

8 months

[new years eve] my gf: happy new year! hey, *nudges me* i haven't showered since last year! haha- me, so bricked up i could die: hhaha,, euyyeah... imma go bacc insside

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@kireitonsi

10 months

some one should make that

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@kireitonsi

10 months

wait...

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@flamewheel2001 if(cookies=="justFuckingDont") { justFuckingDont() }

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@Christo19944935 like when i google alzheimer's and all the links are purple

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@kireitonsi

7 months

wifeposting is awesome i love wife

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@Josefine_K_ it would, but that would make it harder for companies to track you- i mean optimize performance through the use of third party services- and thus they would lobby against it

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@kireitonsi

1 year

for your consideration:

Pop Base

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🚨 Donald Trump’s mugshot has been released.

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@stupiddumbdo cookies are a form of simple persistent client-side storage method for small amounts of plain text data

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@kireitonsi

3 months

@Komaniecki_R why is china red. why is it above russia. why is afghanistan and vietnam all over the place. why is ukraine in australia. why are some of them all caps. why is alaska duplicated

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@kireitonsi

5 months

@fallenchungus tippity top hat

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@kireitonsi

3 months

hey @jacksfilms , now that net neutrality is restored, when are you fulfilling your end of the bargain?

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@EntendreDaGiant this is the best reply

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@kireitonsi

4 months

@yerhou you are def going insane because i'm going insane and i can see it

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@kireitonsi

7 months

@ingevonlanger lesbian :(

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10 months

@ricmaps_ @stupiddumbdo

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@kireitonsi

7 months

fun fact: that site doesn't exist. this guy made it up. i'm serious this is just interaction bait to get people to go "WHAT DELETE THIS"

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@kireitonsi

4 months

@awawawhoami my name is drake, rapping's my game i don't touch kids that's hella lame!

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@sparshsah Society.

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@Tulpastiche EU: forces a banner to accept or reject cookies Australia: how bout we call em biscuits

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@kireitonsi

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@dril

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@kireitonsi

10 months

as much as this is for a good cause, people trying to take a break from this stuff for their mental health shouldn't be attacked. this is horrific. people have the right to not doomscroll and panic 24/7

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@kireitonsi

1 month

@kriterin @CharmsieVTuber @LAPUTAPANCHIKO the duality of man

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@kireitonsi

7 months

@TarBunny_ literally one after the other

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@kireitonsi

3 months

Am I missing somethimg? There's nothimg wrong with this image.

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@jessfromonline

3 months

i didn’t notice it until day 2 of owning this new package of measurimg spoons but please stare at it until you see it. i am losing my mind. this is a tumblr post of a package label.

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@kireitonsi

8 months

@girlcel_ holy fucking shit

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@kireitonsi

3 months

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@MrLovenstein

4 months

Thanks, Mom

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@kireitonsi

1 year

baby twitter: his ass is NOT beating the night-light allegations 40🗨️ 125♻️ 4.3k ❤️ binkycels teething over whinechads 😂 1.3k 🗨️ 40.3k ♻️ 27 ❤️ ok but fr where does mommy go when she says peekaboo 🤔 3 🗨️ 12 ♻️ 532 ❤️

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@kireitonsi

8 months

@TheClicklnMyEar disrupting a child's NATURAL farsightedness.

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@kireitonsi

8 months

my attempt at @girlcel_ posting

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@kireitonsi

9 months

lumping nonbinary people with women is incredibly transphobic and APPARENTLY cis women aren't ready for that conversation

Grip Bayless✨

@talleyberrybaby

9 months

Idk when Lyft started doing this but i’m INTO IT and now they need to do it for Instacart

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@kireitonsi

10 months

god is a pokemon in the pokemon universe...

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@kireitonsi

11 months

@Check_the_mail pi is around *moans * 3.14

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@kireitonsi

10 months

*breathes in* i lost my metamask trust wallet nfts stolen hacked coinbase instagram hacked account suspended i need a sugar daddy I got scammed my wallet has been stolen i need a logo I need shrooms I need essay help can someone get me this image on a shirt?

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@kireitonsi

7 months

Genius

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@kireitonsi

9 months

SOMEONE JUST GAVE BIRTH IN THE KFC DRIVE THRU WHAT THE FUCK

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@kireitonsi

7 months

@ecstasydemon i think being vulnerable and discussing hard topics is different from being someone’s 24/7 unpaid therapist. my friend used me as that for months when they were suicidal and refused professional help and it ruined both of us

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@kireitonsi

7 months

i’ve only ever seen tweets about survivorship bias with over 10k likes

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@kireitonsi

11 months

LOOK AT THESE PCB TRACES THEY'RE SO PRETTY WTFFFF

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@kireitonsi

6 months

a million words about some drunk cop

Awen 🍉🟨⬜️🟪⬛️

@Zeroawen

6 months

Ill try to guess some of them

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@kireitonsi

9 months

NOOO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, DON'T WATCH THE LATEST HBOMBERGUY VIDEOOO!! ohmeingott, these videos are full of workenstolen

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@kireitonsi

4 months

@Antifa_Prime @awawawhoami my name is drake, that's no lie pedophilia just will not fly

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@kireitonsi

10 months

this is how you know trans women are women, because conservatives can't tell when they're joking

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10 months

Sky news catches trans woman in lie *REAL* **NOT CLICKBAIT**

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@kireitonsi

6 months

@Will_the_Rose @KrystalWolfyAlt pattern recognition

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@pileofthink

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@kireitonsi

1 month

pete buttigieg for vp i swear to god the harris/buttigieg ticket would save this country

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@kireitonsi

4 months

@roobiigg gay sex

addams family stan account 🤰 (librarian)

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4 months

i accept none of the blame for making this

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@kireitonsi

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9 months

sheeeeeeee 🐰

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@basimkhalid A paradox for the modern era

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@kireitonsi

8 months

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥?

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@kireitonsi

7 months

@Cementiii @LunarFloure Transphobes are all mental 😂 You will NEVER not be a disappointment to your parents 😂

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@kireitonsi

9 months

lil pipe 🪲

@femcelfootjob

9 months

the meaner you are to others the uglier you get btw it manifests in ur skin

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@kireitonsi

9 months

this is illegal in australia btw

Linus Tech Tips

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9 months

black friday be like

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@kireitonsi

11 months

@GRUGCEL you rn

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@Soul_Needed

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@kireitonsi

6 months

@girlcel_ this is what 11-year-old me daydreamt about

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@kireitonsi

10 months

@JamesAl41520883 i'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and i'm a woman so that's saying something

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@kireitonsi

8 months

felt... happy. idk might delete later.

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@kireitonsi

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@quebecween

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@kireitonsi

3 months

@SarahEJoyal @Komaniecki_R ok but then why is china in the wrong spot

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@kireitonsi

8 months

oh my god when i tell you i NEEED

Lyraarts🔞(COMMS OPEN)

@lyraaarts

8 months

I may or may not be the greatest outfit designer of all time

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@kireitonsi

6 months

can i ratio dell

Dell

@Dell

6 months

It's almost Valentine's Day 😍 We've got the perfect cards to send to your techie crush 💌

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@kireitonsi

2 months

@char_bun one time my friend tried to combine my old toki pona name (jan Jane) with "trans" and they will never live it down

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@kireitonsi

10 months

throwback to the time i wrote a python script to make all the "women love me fish fear me" jokes possible

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@kireitonsi

1 month

MY DEPRESSION IS CURED IM RIDING THE C-SERIES

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@kireitonsi

3 months

sleeptexting is real apparently

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@kireitonsi

9 months

WAIT I LIVE NEAR THE ACTUAL PLACE IRL ITS CALLED COCKBURN

horse dentist

@equine__dentist

9 months

a lot of you live here

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@kireitonsi

10 months

it's not "selfish" to choose not to sacrifice your own health.

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@kireitonsi

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what is it with people who have minors dni in their bio and following a fuck ton of minors

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@kireitonsi

7 months

@katsumashii it's not. trust me. even with that, they would have had to completely delete all the code and rewrite all the infrastructure (which we would know about) and somehow introduce a platform shattering bug and all so quietly that the only source discussing it is a tweet with 1k likes

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@kireitonsi

7 months

follow me i post about my wife

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@kireitonsi

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blackout poetry

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@kireitonsi

7 months

@terminallyOL ok but like. the whole point is that they are meant to be able to be interpreted like that. it's meant to be a "they're bad" to "wait, hold on..." to "nope they're bad". the "morally grey" is a legitimate aspect of the Legion that is useful for the narritive-

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@kireitonsi

3 months

@jacksfilms

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@kireitonsi

3 months

hey @jacksfilms , now that net neutrality is restored, when are you fulfilling your end of the bargain?

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@kireitonsi

10 months

feeling cute, might delete later

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@kireitonsi

7 months

@Will_the_Rose uppies

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@aurawra21

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7 months

@SpicyTw1tter this blew up

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@kireitonsi

7 months

my man really just erased a canon trans girl then posted a redbubble sticker and called all the people pointing out the lore bigots

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@FemboysMemes

7 months

To my followers: sorry that you have to deal with these people. You're wonderful and you shouldn't listen to bigoted people who think you shouldn't exist ♥️

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@kireitonsi

7 months

Anyone who wants to draw Meloni, please do! I'd love to get more art of her

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@kireitonsi

8 months

There’s a scene in the movie where they just call a trans woman beautiful. There’s no joke to it, it’s not followed by a “but” or a gag for cheap laughs. Of all of the scenes in that movie that made me cry, that one made me cry the hardest somehow.

crowbar enjoyer⛏️🦈🔞

@SHARKMODER

8 months

rewatching barbie made me remember that there’s a trans woman casted in the movie and just. nobody cares. it’s not flashed or addressed and she just gets a normal amount of screen time. it’s actually really good

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@kireitonsi

10 months

i answered 1 to literally every question and yeah this this is biased

gale na

@poisonjr

10 months

this can't be right

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@kireitonsi

4 months

0/10 bait. literally just awful.

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@kireitonsi

4 months

weezer if they were plural and all dating one person: what’s with these homies kissing my girl why do they gotta front

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@kireitonsi

10 months

give a man a penis, he fucks for a day give a girl a penis, she should be in my dms :3

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@kireitonsi

6 months

this image is goals. i will get here

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@kireitonsi

3 months

i strive for this. in particular this accent.

Kăskă 🏳️‍⚧️🐀

@KaskaJessica

3 months

Life sucks? Depressed? Get a big fuckin chicken

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@kireitonsi

4 months

there’s something so gay about a girl having lips. like what are you using those for? to kiss other girls? to kiss me? please?

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@kireitonsi

8 months

a story in four parts

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@kireitonsi

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Just hours after i shit my pants FBI - You just shat your pants Mayor - You just shat your pants Governor - You just shat your pants Biden Regime - You just shat your pants Me - thanks, now I'm sure I didn't shit my pants r🤣🤣🤣

Catturd ™

@catturd2

5 months

Just hours after the bridge collapsed. FBI - accident Mayor - accident Governor- accident Biden regime - accident. Me - thanks, now I’m positive it wasn’t an accident.

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@kireitonsi

5 months

"languages you will never use" bro.

Frank A. Krueger

@praeclarum

5 months

I was curious why MS Word for Mac was 1.36 GB and ended up making this little diagram breaking it down. The answer: mostly language support, fonts, and backwards compatibility. Lesson to learn? I dunno, old apps just get fat over time.

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@kireitonsi

6 months

well well well

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@kireitonsi

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@yeatsgirlfriend

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