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a humble peen farmer 🍆

7 months

i'm going to participate in #profic4palestine doing chibi busts (head and shoulders). DM me proof of a donation to @/CareForGaza or that you sent e-sims (info in thread on how to do that). donate at least $10 USD to claim a chibi drawing from me~

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

why is this 90% of my ships

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g'mornin weebs

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"i can't go on ao3 and search for fics for my favorite children's shows without seeing smut"

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1 year

begging creators to learn to respect asian ship tags and stop putting reverse ships into tags just for views. idc if you wanna use the western tags, but don't fuck up kanji tags with the wrong top/bottom order, those are not OUR spaces, and we should follow their rules!

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3 years

modern fandom in a nutshell

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2 years

op was harassed and slandered bc they refused to be bullied into unfollowing someone, and took time to explain it for other jp artists so they can hopefully avoid this, telling them to block anyone with things like “proship dni” in their bio.

マロミ🐶

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2 years

日本のオタクに知って欲しい、西洋のオタクスラング「Proship」という単語の意味と「Proshipper」という概念

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

@magmidd this is an excellent thread! can i share one of the worst signs i've ever seen? legit looks like a kidnapping is taking place 🤣

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@kiokushitaka

11 months

another day, another person being shocked that the tags posted by user unhingedA03 are, in fact, unhinged

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

@sohm_al and like, if these accounts actually cared about art, they'd know there's artists who are doing this. they're just not white men.

Artist Creates Life-Size Sculptures Of Women Inspired By Renaissance Art, Reveals The Beauty Of...

Chinese artist Luo Li Rong creates life-size bronze sculptures of women inspired by Renaissance and Baroque sculpting techniques.

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@kiokushitaka

6 months

people who think bottoms Have to be twinky are weak. i love big, beefy bottoms with big tits and broad shoulders and washboard abs. let beefy guys enjoy taking it up the ass. stop trying to inject your weird gender essentialism into my gay ships.

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

y'know what? let's normalize NOT talking about things happening. ppl are allowed to use the internet for escapism when reality is fucked beyond reason. if you don't see me talking about a thing that happens it doesn't mean i don't care, it means i either am not aware of thing or

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1 year

15 yr olds surprised we don't use our government names on socmed is wild like no i don't want to make it easy for y'all to doxx me?????

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

please stop assuming all asexuals are like you. we are not all sex repulsed, that is not a requirement of being asexual. we are not all aromantic, either. don't lump us all together when you're only speaking about your experiences.

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1 year

@neilhimself I was disappointed in Good Omens season 2. As an asexual person, the characters were perfect to show platonic love. Asexuals tend to be forgotten in representation but need it as much as anyone.

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@kiokushitaka

10 months

“your whole account is porn 😟” yes because twitter is one of the only websites where i can be like this and not break tos. fb, ig, tktk, all the big socmeds ban nsfw... so if you think this tiny facet of me is my entire personality you're an idiot.

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

i love yuri on ice. 5 time world champion figure skater down so horrendously bad he literally moves to japan for a boy who doesn't even remember that he drunkenly gyrated on him.

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@kiokushitaka

5 years

this is one of my most popular drawings on tumblr, and some people reblog it and then their tags will be like "unless it's [problematic ship]" and i'm like bruh. you're an anti, and this is an anti anti post. this ain't for you. eat an entire unwashed ass.

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

except y'all don't leave us alone y'all harass us and try to make us lose our jobs/livelihoods, y'all infiltrate our private spaces to “gather evidence” or whatever bs reasons, like? practice what you preach!!

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

heard about a new site that allows nsfw, and immediately went to check the tos. why can't someone who's not a fucking coward make an nsfw friendly site????

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@kiokushitaka

8 months

the only valid answers to “why do you prefer that character as the bottom” is “bc i like it” or “it turns me on/makes my brain go brrr” that's it. you don't need to write a term paper citing canon instances, you don't need to say weird, misogynistic things. you can Just Like it.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

god i am so fucking tired of the corporate urge to sanitize every inch of the internet just so it's safe for fuckening advertisements

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

absolutely hilarious when they interact first, but if you fight back suddenly you're a creep for interacting with a minor (who, btw, has their age hidden in a rentry) like? you're a minor out here interacting with nsfw accounts.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

i spent altogether WAY too much time on this.

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@kiokushitaka

9 months

@heyyitsjanea @AO3_Status why does everything need to be an app? the mobile browser works fine.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

@iamlunasol "i'm a minor" yeah well stalking is still a crime

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

grooming someone is trying to form a bond with them so they think you're a SAFE, TRUSTWORTHY person, and then you use that bond to coerce or manipulate them into doing something illegal, like joining a cult or s3xual act with someone und3rage.

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

if you read this, please read until the end. in the beginning the op talks about an incorrect definition they were given of proship, and then they explain the true definition later on. there's too many ppl in their replies telling them what they already know...

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

@ziqqix suddenly reminded of this

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

antis *are* conservatives. they may not think they are, bc they're lgbtq or think they have progressive views, but anti rhetoric all stems from conservative talking points and r/dfem bullshit.

hey, i am adorable.

@weiyikes

3 years

do you ever think about how the anti crusade to ban "sick"/"nasty" fic on ao3 is happening at the same time that conservatives are successfully getting "sexually explicit"/"inappropriate" books pulled from schools around the usa? what a coincidence!!!

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

@Bagel0001 god i am so tired of seeing the opinions of 14 yr olds.

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@kiokushitaka

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sluppy

@SluppyDoodles

7 months

Masturbating with a pussy is such a chore dude. I wish I could just whip out a dick and cum from a tug or two but nooooo I have to solve a fucking rubix cube on my clit

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

@Orchestrativ so op has no idea what the social climate in china and japan are towards queer folks, got it 😂😭

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@kiokushitaka

5 years

"you can only create problematic content if you're using it to work through trauma" lmao no i will create whatever content i want to because i want to, and because i am an adult with the ability to differentiate between fiction and reality.

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@kiokushitaka

6 months

"but just seeing the tag for [sicknasty fictional trope] triggers me!!!" i mean this in the sincerest way possible, but please get therapy and learn ways to deal with your triggers that don't involve trying to censor others.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

saw a tweet decrying how normal it is on this site to be sent DTs & su1baits and the amount of qrts stating a) it's ok when the person is "bad" or b) people "joke" like this... are concerning. i'll put it plainly: sending harmful tweets is NEVER ok, and is against twt TOS. don't.

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@kiokushitaka

7 years

@Tagichatn @PrNceCharlesII5 @TheGZeus @discordapp free speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences, and it only applies to the gov't, not private entities.

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@kiokushitaka

4 years

antis: YOU CAN'T LEWD THAT CHARACTER, HE'S A MINOR the character:

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

you'll likely get blocked or muted by ppl who you've landmined, so it really doesn't help you get more fans.

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@kiokushitaka

8 months

top 30 jjk ships according to amount of works on p*xiv ※name order denotes top/bottom, which is why "the same ship" may appear more than once; when the dynamic is different, it's considered a different ship. i don't care if you don't like that, that's how it is. cry about it.

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

idk who needs to hear this but you can just like a character topping or bottoming without having to make weird heteronormative excuses like using their perceived femininity or masculinity as your reasoning.

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

you're aging characters up because shipping their canon age gap lowkey makes you uncomfortable, i'm aging characters DOWN so that now, one's a shota, we are not the same.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

ryan reynolds as deadpool.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

avoid this zine, you don't want antis having your personal information!!

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

ftr i am a switch shipper, but we gotta respect the rules of other cultures' fandoms too. if you do that shit on pixiv you could get reported for misusing tags.

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

no. twitter isn't a site kids should be on unsupervised anyway. i have a 🔞 symbol in my bio, i use twitter's sensitive image filter, and i block anyone i see who's under 18. that's the extent of MY responsibility. children should NOT be online UNSUPERVISED. end of story.

🌤️🌈 SUNSHINE ｡*+:｡.｡

@Sunshine__Jerk

1 year

After writing a hUGE rant thread about it that I decided not to post I’ll just say this instead. PRIVATE. YOUR. NSFW. ACCOUNT. Fucks sake. Exposure isn’t more important than the safety of kids. Your pornography is accessible to minors.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

so i got this idea... 🤭

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

"you can't like that character, they're the bad guy!" well maybe they should've thought about that before making the villain unbelievably sexy?????

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

how to deal with a fic you don't like. don't leave a rude comment, just click the back button!!

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

i simply do not wish to harsh my vibe. i gotta deal w shit daily, let me just come on here and thirst after 2d lines. not everyone has to be an activist 100% of the time.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

me, blocking minors

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@kiokushitaka

5 months

@SamAburime i hope they got a bad grade on this

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

me for the next few weeks

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

in fairness, i am also VERY pro-slut

ꪶ cy ꫂ 💜🍉

@femboistims

1 year

just saw someone refer to proshippers as proslutters

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

interesting that scat is singled out, but not other bodily fluids. 🤔 but once again pixiv remains the best site for ppl who like fictional characters who happen to be teens.

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@kiokushitaka

5 months

@JustYourDegen69 @doctorbaixue nope. i like noncon and teacher/student in fiction. i find it horrifying irl. it's called being able to separate fiction from reality. also this argument is instantly debunked by asexuals who like smut (points at self) existing.

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@kiokushitaka

5 months

i don't wanna start a whole thing, but it irks me when ppl don't understand that proship literally only exists Because antis exist. if there were no antis, no one would have to Be proship. the stance literally only exists to pushback against disinformation.

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

@Kunoichi813 @TheKandyMuse @heartsalty what a cute kitten.... ☺️

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

i heard it was titty day (or something?) so

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

and the winner is...

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

HERE WE ARE, AT THE FINAL BATTLE!! who will win!? in one corner, we have eren/levi, one of the most popular snk/aot ships around and in the other corner we have a timeless classic, a foundational ship for many a shotacon, sebastian/ciel!! cast your votes!!

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

legal AND moral...? so you're saying the entire horror genre is off the table? liking villains is off the table?

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@blankmissor

2 years

I don’t get pro-shippers. Just like… ship characters that are legal and moral. It’s not that hard and saves you from hurting anyone. Holding your belief despite being told it’s wrong doesn’t make you a hero, it makes you arrogant.

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@kiokushitaka

11 months

instead of spending energy bashing a ship you hate, you could, idk, talk about the ships you like and write fic and make art for it, but y'all just like being haters.

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@spinsteelballs

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Gimme your shipping opinions that will have in this situation

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@kiokushitaka

5 months

@skyebatungbakal pedo hunting is so dangerous actually and telling young followers to do this is putting minors in harm's way what

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

"gojo's not a slut" excuse me, how do you explain this?

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@kiokushitaka

9 months

if a depiction of transness gives YOU dysphoria, don't assume it's the same for everyone. if seeing boypussy makes YOU uncomfortable, that's a you problem. people liking and making fic and art with boypussy actually made me feel better about my own body as a transmasc nonbinary

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@kiokushitaka

8 months

another zine to avoid!! run by antis, never give them any personal info! 2nd image is the mods. 3rd image from their carrd. 4th image is one of fhe mods, so you can see your info would Not be safe with someone like that.

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

👑 “problematic” BL ship BATTLE ROYALE 👑 👑 👑 👑 S E M I F I N A L 👑 👑 👑 - vote for the one you *like* not which one you think is more problematic - these are ships deemed problematic by antis and some might not really *be* problematic

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

@xo_romiiarts yeah like if western fandom wants to have 1 tag that's fine but it feels so disrespectful to barge into fandom spaces that aren't ours and have this... colonizer attitude.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

7 yrs ago i made levi cake and it's still the best thing i've ever baked.

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

watching ants heads exploding as they learn goyuu is the most popular ship in japan

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

i'm a full grown adult and if someone tells me that i should stop doing harmless thing i do in my free time, then i just stop being friends with them. it's so simple!

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

did i do this right

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

so i looked at the dev's twt and it looks like they might be based in the UK which explains why they can't allow lolisho bc it's actually illegal there. but like. if you're gonna make a site for smut maybe have the servers somewhere that doesn't have fucking stupid laws?

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

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@kiokushitaka

6 months

i think the thing that baffles me most about "instead of shipping x ship y!" arguments is who the fuck chooses a ship?? the ship chooses you.

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

me with my faves

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

also, the idea that op is disappointed about 1 kiss is just. wow. even i kiss my husband while being aroace, it's about intimacy not just romance/sex. it doesn't HAVE to be sexual/romantic if you don't want it to be!

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@kiokushitaka

5 years

YOUR PARENTS FAILED YOU. YOUR TEACHERS FAILED YOU. YOUR TRUSTED ADULTS FAILED YOU. THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM OR MY RESPONSIBILITY. I AM A RANDOM PERSON ONLINE AND I AM NOT HERE TO BABYSIT CHILDREN JUST BC THEY'RE UNSUPERVISED.

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

i can't choose just one....

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@TheYonahS2

1 year

Hey, just quote your favorite JJK meme!

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@kiokushitaka

7 months

“the bottom can't initiate” actually it's so hot when the bottom is needy, bratty, and pulls the top down into a kiss, idk what you're Talking about

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

i fucking hate it here 😃

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

"that character is 15!!!" the 15 yr old in question:

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@kiokushitaka

1 year

if consuming fiction that depicts illegal acts makes you think those illegal acts are okay, then you're not mature enough to consume that fiction, or may have a pre-existing mental issue that affects your ability to differentiate between reality and fiction.

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

you're telling me white americans on this app still haven't learned that it's a common courtesy to properly tag ship dynamics? i thought we were past this.

Fell Cleavage 🏴‍☠️

@seaswallowsall

2 years

You’re telling me people still use different ship names based on who they like topping/bottoming in the ship?

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@kiokushitaka

6 months

can someone just stop paypal (and other payment processors) from ruining the entire internet please i'm tired

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

マロミさん、お疲れ様でした！このような嫌がらせに耐えなければならなかったことを申し訳ありません。

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@kiokushitaka

2 years

have seen a few replies to the tune of "none of these rules seem bad to me" and it's like ok? then this post is obviously not for you? go join the site since it's a utopia for you, ig?? i like shipping fictional students with their teachers, lmao.

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@kiokushitaka

3 years

i am always immediately suspicious of anyone who says "so and so can't bottom bc they're too manly/muscular" as if someone's body type determines whether or not they enjoy getting dicked down.

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2 years

"I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship."

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3 years

bottom victor rights. this is an old doodle, but. i still like how it came out.

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3 years

@glassesgirl0401 @ZeroT_H how dare adults make *checks notes* adult material..?

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@kiokushitaka

11 months

@halfpixie_ violence and gore are always ok!!

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@kiokushitaka

19 days

i think people need a reminder that everyone in jjk are fictional characters 😒

ash!

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i think people need a reminder that majority of jjk are minors😭

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@kiokushitaka

8 months

for all the dumbass americans in the qts, in asian fandoms cp means character pairing/couple pairing/ship BEGGING y'all to do even an OUNCE of research good grief

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1 year

who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you? here's mine. yuuji is best boy, and i won't tolerate ppl who hate him.

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1 year

also, tell me you have a common ass name without telling me you have a common ass name

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