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Bryan 🍉

@BryanNC00

3 years

@kingmalokai @apolloufc @JamesMMA10 Shout outs Malokai, bad account, bad person but all around funny guy

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Izzy when the rivalry is 1-3 instead of 0-4

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4 years

One of my favorite strikes landed in MMA history.

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4 years

Bruh

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4 years

Sebastian Fundora is 6’5 fighting at 154 lbs

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4 years

No disrespect, but I think Calvin Kattar is going to shock the world with how little success he’s going to have against Max.

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3 years

The king with a new tat

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1 year

No chance in hell Izzy was 34/57 on leg kicks, Sean checked so many more than that

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3 years

Good morning Brandon Moreno is the fucking champion

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3 years

Dwayne the cock Johnson

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3 years

Prime Daniel Cormier dominates Calvin Kattar with ease

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3 years

UFC Fight Pass after my 7 day free trial is up

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

10 months

I probably get grilled for this, but accounts posting shit like this are societal cancer

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10 months

Knocked out for sleeping with her boyfriend 😈

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3 years

@imanii_faith

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@kingmalokai

3 years

“Francis has no power” ok explain this

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

2 years

@BrendanAllenMMA U got iced by Strickland who couldn’t finish a grilled cheese on an empty stomach

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve done it.

King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

Experimenting with a new style of sandwich, I think you’re going to like this.

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

@E2Tha @ClayTravis If that’s what you’re seeing, you may have river blindness. I’ve heard ivermectin is an effective medication to treat that

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

5 years

Raymond Daniels in his 2nd professional MMA fight/Bellator debut. HE WAS 39 YEARS OLD

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3 years

Would u

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King Malokai

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6 months

@theadamferrell @CohhCarnage @StevenHuff90966 @Slootbag Starfield wasn't even game of the week when it came out

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@kingmalokai

4 years

Me to everyone these days:

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3 years

@K8top @Jamaica658 @smileygeorge37 This is a “take me” face

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1 year

somebody whoop that boys ass right now

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3 years

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King Malokai

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3 years

Usman being disrespected for having a close fight with a solid opponent is baffling me. Why can’t u guys just admit that Colby is a good fighter

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3 years

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King Malokai

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4 years

Be real, Yan broke Sterling before he broke the rules.

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Look like they attached a fuckin light to her head

Hyon Ko

@KoreanJohn_

3 years

Wonder who won? #UFCVegas49

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

This gif of Petr Yan leisurely throwing punches at a camera is terrifying.

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@kingmalokai

4 years

Robert Whittaker and his coach, on how to replicate the feeling of being rocked.

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

How would you guys respond if I told you that Charles is more skilled in almost every single aspect of MMA than Tony Ferguson? Because that’s what I’m telling you.

Tweak Talk’s MMA

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4 years

Who ya got and how?

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@barcuswoot

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4 years

@_jyMVP @CFC_Raf @ash_kaashh

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4 years

@HenryCejudo @danawhite Henry please

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Bro tweets just like the Neil Magny in UFC 4

Neil Magny

@NeilMagny

3 years

Spent all that time chasing clout! I've been ready!

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

Leon Edwards is officially Leon Scott until that mf takes a fight 🤷‍♂️

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Megan Olivi makes me wonder if I have a latex fetish

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Keep this in mind while you’re shitting on Beneil for literally just speaking to someone

ESPN MMA

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4 years

Beneil Dariush put his UFC 248 performance bonus toward funding an orphanage in Haiti, which he recently visited. (via @beneildariush )

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King Malokai

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10 months

@Grapegone Winner get this

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Usman W so big it literally just pulled me out of a depression

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@kingmalokai

3 years

“Aldo has no takedown defense” ok explain this

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

5 years

If I were fighting Khabib I would simply not get taken down

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King Malokai

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3 years

Ok maybe GSP is the goat

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@kingmalokai

2 years

Do cigarette smokers not realize how fucking horrible they smell?

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Dorks hating on Brandon Moreno now because he’s the same weight as them with same hobbies as them, but is a world class fighter with a warm personality and not a spiteful, basement dwelling, acne ridden mutant like the majority of Twitter.

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

@chipotlebtw @N4ughtylus @ImHighCaliberYT @whynotzeroo @CyphaSean9 @allehernandezz If obese individuals were genuinely happy, overall, there’d be significantly less of them desperately trying to convince everyone they’re happy. When you treat your body poorly, you’re going to feel poorly. This is true for things outside of obesity, though obesity is most common

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Mfs thought Cody was gonna beat figgy ffs

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Yanez is what Kattar fans think Kattar is

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

The standwich

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@kingmalokai

4 years

Experimenting with a new style of sandwich, I think you’re going to like this.

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Ciryl Gane walking out to Still Tippin’ before smashing Lewis in Htown was so sick

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Fat people hijacking the body positivity movement and people backing them for it is one of the biggest societal L’s we’ve ever taken

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3 years

These problems would be solved if she just lost weight rather than complaining on tik tok

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

So, you want to be a fighter?

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4 years

There are no words to describe just how much this bothers me.

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

I have fumbled an indeterminable number of bags

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

5 years

TJ Dillashaw would finish prime Bruce Lee on the feet in the 1st round.

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Never forget when Chad Mendes introduced Conor McGregor to the beautiful art of wrestling 🙏

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@kingmalokai

3 years

Megan Olivi just walked past me she smells so good

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

2 years

I pity all who don’t use an air fryer

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@kingmalokai

3 years

@WonderbreadMMA

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

2 years

Sorry Twitter folk, but cardio kickboxing twice a week and the occasional “get high and hit the bag at the house” doesn’t make u a good fighter

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@kingmalokai

2 years

How do I explain to MMA fans that the guy on the left has ZERO chance of beating the guy on the right

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Shit like this is sickening to watch. I fucking hate street fighting

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@kingmalokai

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The legality of manufacturing, selling, and smoking cigarettes at all is fucking insanity.

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

One of the few legitimate MMA black belts I’ve seen

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@TheArtOfWar6

3 years

Vicente Luque just got his black belt🥲

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@kingmalokai

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@MacMallyMMA trying to explain to my friends that this little dork is one of the baddest dudes alive

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

When ur Frankie Edgar and you’ve just been kicked in the chin

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

11 months

Productivity is recorded at its highest at 6 hours of work per day, split by a 45-90 minute rest period with food. When you’re blasting over 8 hours with a corny little 30 minute meal break ur almost guaranteed to be miserable. The shit is inefficient and wasteful

🌈 Tess T. Eccles-Brown, PhD

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Gen Z girl finds out what a real job is like 🔊

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King Malokai

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What u hear from ur room when ur dad blows his head off

Francis Ngannou

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Who can beat my score? #JoshuaNgannou

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

Nate Diaz is 0-2 in 5 round fights

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

@MMAfilthycasual Historically speaking, no

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

4 years

Nvm I fixed it

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@kingmalokai

4 years

I can’t fit the BMF in my header 😔

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

2 years

“Arman can’t follow a kick with a spinning back fist” ok explain this

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

1 year

How do I explain to MMA fans that Timmy would dice this boy up on the mat

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@AlexBehunin

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Ryan Hall & Tim Duncan

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

It’s kind of sad to see Rory Macdonald go from the competing at the highest level of the UFC to getting brutally knocked out by Tibau in the PFL

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Finally out of Canada and I have to say, it’s the single worst nation I’ve ever had the misfortune of experiencing. Piss poor 2.5/10

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

3 years

Luis Pena hit two women and was cut from the UFC, while Greg Hardy hit one woman and was signed to the UFC. Knowing this information at least one of these must be true. A. You can hit no more than one woman (as a man) and fight for the UFC B. You can hit women prior to signing

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King Malokai

@kingmalokai

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Paulo Costa beats prime Silva, but the boomers won’t admit it 🤷‍♂️

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@kingmalokai