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@kinderhooks

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hudson university class of 1999. nsfw, 18+ only

she/her, 20s
Joined November 2022
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@kinderhooks
charlie
2 months
on the job two fucking weeks and they damn near killed the king
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11 months
how it feels to swap fic ideas with your beloved mutuals
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the x files !
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@kinderhooks
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1 year
i get why people are like ‘he would Not fuck like that’ in fic but im gonna be real and say i don’t want to read about realistically mid sex with constant communication and reassurance. i want some balls to the wall disgusting raw dogging happening
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1 year
i do Not support age gap relationships. i only like ships where they’re born very close together. preferably the same year. same day. same hospital. same delivery room.
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1 year
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2 months
aemond returning from rook’s rest with his brother’s barbecued ass
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10 months
‘ewww she’s watching the incest show for the incest’ a bitch that’s watching the incest show for god approved reasons apparently
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8 months
something kind of hilarious in letting the singular dragonless kid come to dragon class so everyone can make fun of him for not having a dragon
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@kinderhooks
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9 months
me writing my freak fanfictions
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9 months
snoopy image of the day
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10 months
virginity isn’t real but that won’t stop me from sexualizing it
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@kinderhooks
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2 years
aemond said ‘mom i Gotta go with criston im the Only one who knows aegonnobody else will ever find him’ and then after 20 min of searching at a strip club they went to 6 years ago he gives up and starts complaining
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@kinderhooks
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25 days
this was crazy. yaoi factory was cooking
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2 years
aegon when aemond gets back from storm’s end
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1 year
no one was dressed for the same event
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2 years
thinking of aemond trying to claim dreamfyre like half a dozen times, and then helaena doing it in a tight 20 min, 2.5 dead butterflies on her person and like half the effort bc she’s just vibing out here. what, like it’s hard?
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1 month
aegon
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@kinderhooks
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2 years
this pic is sooo funny he’s having a great day out with the fam :))))) while helaena and aemond are throwing up
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@kinderhooks
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11 months
you are shipping something to be canonically correct. i am shipping it bc im a degenerate little pervert. we are not the same
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charlie
1 year
what if your father DIED and your flop husband was crowned KING and your brother killed a MIDDLE SCHOOLER and it made your uncle murder your SON and then there was POVERTY and the poor people threw FISH at you
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@kinderhooks
charlie
11 months
@catalystcomett i can excuse cannibalism but i draw the line at incest,,, they can’t be real
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@kinderhooks
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10 months
sorry im late i was eroticizing religious imagery
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3 months
helaena: im scared of the rats aegon:
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@kinderhooks
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11 months
truly wild to look at how sexless tv is today and see people complain about how we need fewer sex scenes. what shows are you guys watching?? please rec them to me
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2 years
i buy aegon as a 20 year old but frankly i will never buy aemond being 17. like ewan mitchell’s face Knows about the indescribable back pain that sets it at the age of 25
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2 years
this was twink birth
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15 days
all sex scenes are necessary to me, a person who loves watching characters fuck
@TeedgeeOfficial
Teedgee™ 🍉
17 days
forget "unnecessary sex scenes", what's a piece of media with a NECESSARY sex scene?
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1 year
“my son aemond will return with fire and blood”
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aemond leaving alicent to rot in kings landing was so
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1 year
now call me crazy but i think that’s her stepmom
@cursechampagne
𝓢! 🍉
1 year
@alicenyras imagine choosing the incest ship against THIS???
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@kinderhooks
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11 months
every photo of jacob elordi and a normal sized woman
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2 years
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2 years
helaena wearing blue to match dreamfyre and aemond wearing black bc he’s an insane goth weirdo and aegon still wearing green bc mommy plans his outfits… 10/10
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2 years
this was sicko to sicko telepathy
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2 years
he literally made it one stop and 20 minutes and then he started complaining
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2 years
they’re both wearing the same fits from last night bc-
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marta
2 years
Pls he’s her favourite person in the world😭
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2 years
sorry im late i was writing 5k of background plot set up for the 400 words of smut originally planned
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2 years
he heard his dad died and he brushed his hair 56 more times and styled it and put on his hottest eye patch and went to go comfort his mom and sister
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1 year
buddy i promise nobody in that city is looking for you
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5 months
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1 year
this was boy math
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4 months
jeremy irons in a casual interview
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1 year
thought this gif was like representative of him on the iron throne and i was like yeah,,,, he would do this
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1 month
aemond returning to king's landing
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2 years
at what age did he discover the revlon smooth brilliance
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1 month
daemond
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1 year
rhaegon truthers how we feelin
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@kinderhooks
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8 months
helaena’s ass wasn’t even there but they made sure everyone could dunk on this 10 yo for not even having a lizard as a friend 😭
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@kinderhooks
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14 days
@catalystcomett the idea you have to prove your trauma to write a fake story about fake people is INSANE people are INSANE
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1 year
what six months on hotd twitter does to a bitch
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1 year
everyday on this app
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2 years
uwu we’ll never find him… guess I have to be king 👉👈👁️
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@kinderhooks
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24 days
canon to me
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1 year
alicent’s husband died and he immediately went for the stepdad haircut. icon
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1 year
can not believe that in order to read this fic, i have to write it. what the fuck
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1 year
@catalystcomett yeahhhhh yeah i can absolutely get down with embarrassing inexperienced sex but then that has to be the point of the sex. that it’s bad. otherwise like… the middle ground is so terrible
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23 days
rip aemond targaryen you would have loved this scene
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1 year
‘locals actually think daemon is a groomer and they stan otto-‘ locals do not think about this show anymore bc it ended six months ago. hope that helps
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@kinderhooks
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2 years
@alicentology literally!!! who tf did they think this was???? you can see the patch around his head babes. they really take after their dad
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1 year
moghul and shrykos when mommy and daddy had my little pony ass dragon names… somebody was spending a lot of time with emo uncle aemond
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1 year
I don't think we pay enough attention to the detail that little Jaehaera named her dragon "Morghul" ( "death" in High Valyrian) We could have got a baddie
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1 year
not a single brain cell between them i fear
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2 years
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1 year
this was preparation for the third degree burns he’s about to deal with
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1 month
restaurant job will have you 18 beefing with a 50 yo who won’t clear tables bc he made up his own sections
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2 years
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2 years
pro ship? yeah, i’ve been doing this a while now. guess i’m sort of a professional
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2 years
actually hope these are true bc this is so funny he’s such a fucking nerd
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1 year
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1 year
when grrm sings with his incest creations, will a stepmom not be part of the choir?
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1 year
truly can’t get over that post that’s like ‘yeah i ship l*cemond, but NOT like everybody else, IM not a pervert’ like my brother in christ. how else are you going to ship the insane murderous uncle and the nephew who stabbed his eye out? are you doing that in a god honoring way?
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1 year
aemond the only one praying,,, finally, something for helaegon to bond over (bullying him)
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1 month
it’s kind of very funny to me that both daemon and aegon have excellent writing this season and both their stans are complaining the writers hate them. what are you guys looking for really
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1 year
standing with their cancelled wife (aegon)
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2 years
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3 months
18 days to harrenhal
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1 year
‘a girl child you once bounced on your knee’ is such a raw line you’d have thought it came from the foremost incest literature. and in a way, it did-
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1 month
the best part of helaena’s drawings is she spelled her name wrong
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2 months
aegon trying to hit post child decapitation
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1 month
all that yapping and turns out!! he was not wrong
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2 years
no hopes, no goals, mom woke him up at noon ass naked, but he still managed to mansplain, manipulate and manwhore
@anancae
farmer of the year hayden christensen
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he really pulled that single tear out of nowhere
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10 months
you graped her, you unalived her, you k!ll3d her children
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9 months
idk if this is the way people engage with fandom now but the idea that people ship smth or write fic with the intention of genuinely believe their ideas will be canon is insane
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6 months
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2 years
is this your mans???
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2 years
girl dad aegon
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1 year
alysmond at the gods eye
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criston/gwayne
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3 months
aegon: my father made me king otto:
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17 days
“but it will never be canon”
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29 days
anyway i scrolled to find this bc i think its a rly good take on asoiaf’s treatment of “bad” men, and why it’s useless to try and argue real world morality in westeros
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2 years
vhagar, school was sooooo hard today 😔 and aegon said my haircut makes me look like a hanson brother 😒 im so glad i have you though, you’re the best 🤗 even if you are an ancient war machine, you’re my best friend
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2 months
mysaria sending a letter to harrenhal
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8 months
me when i found out about the power of imagination
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11 months
maybe one day hotd fandom will recognize the inherent weirdness in repeatedly posting photos of a real 14 year old to talk about how attractive and beautiful he is
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10 months
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2 months
‘book helaena was better’ found dead in a ditch
@westerosies
westerosies
2 months
George R.R. Martin is completely starstruck by Phia Saban’s performance as Queen Helaena Targaryen in #HouseOfTheDragon Season 2: In the book, she is a plump, pleasant, and happy young woman, cheerful and kindly, adored by the smallfolk. A dragonrider since the age of twelve,
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3 months
their names are phia and ewan, please be nice
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3 months
watching a vanessa hudgens netflix holiday special
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1 year
daeron confirmed
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