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Christian Reis

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Head of @magalu_cloud , ex-VP @Canonical / @Ubuntu , Linaro, Async, Stoq | Brazilian, MSc Software Engineering (USP/ICMC) | pt_BR profile: @okikoreis

São Carlos, Brazil
Joined April 2009
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Christian Reis
2 years
Tell me you worked for Canonical without telling me you worked for Canonical
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2 years
Ubuntu is such a gift to the world
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2 years
ANOTHER WORLD IS POSSIBLE
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3 years
Remote work during the pandemic is exhausting because you need to make up for the lack of depth in emotional connection, and all you have to give is screen time
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3 years
@mattgemmell I was looking though that guide in more detail today. There is one paragraph where he uses two double spaces and I can only imagine what the author went through before deciding to leave them in
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2 years
"When we design a computer that treats its user or owner as its adversary, we lay the groundwork for unimaginable acts of oppression and terror. Here’s an example [...]" — how absurdly accurate @doctorow seems to always be
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2 years
I am trying to explain to my wife how software people are so OCD that they write software to remove INVISIBLE TRAILING SPACES from documents and she is out of her mind
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Christian Reis
7 years
Spectre is just the universe telling us that architectural complexity has gone too far. Timing-based side-channel attack on speculative pre-fetching, seriously?
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2 years
Anybody know what that little e indicator is?
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2 years
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4 years
@GustavoMMaia @marilizpj Não interpretei como desejo de morte. É mais uma análise simples considerando causa e consequência. Personagens como esses ou terminam completamente desacreditados, ou presos ou fazem um Getúlio. Que serve para congelar no imaginário público o mito.
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Christian Reis
4 years
@LeonelRadde Sério que essa é a resposta para a violência policial, ir na corregedoria? Ou no MP? Cara.. olha os vídeos. Não daria para o MP atuar em todos os casos de excesso nem que tivesse um seculo para atuar com cobertura 24x7. O problema é sistêmico.
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11 months
Not that decades of mutual aggression, civilian murder and stupid politics have left a plethora of great options, but this land invasion is a catastrophic mistake in all dimensions.
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Christian Reis
1 year
I suspect the current approach to LLMs won't work, and it has to do with affordances. People will always expect a computer to be like an oracle. A thing that gets most things right but hallucinates every 90 minutes isn't a computer, it's a human
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Christian Reis
3 years
power in the mud
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4 years
@MarioBenato @silviolual 1/2 De : "[...] anti-liberalismo, anti-comunismo e anti-conservadorismo. Objetivos nacionalistas e autoritários para a criação de uma estrutura econômica regulada [...]"
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Christian Reis
3 years
I have a question. Why does the Brazilian president get a US Visa if the form lists the question "Have you ever ordered, incited, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in genocide?"
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Christian Reis
3 years
Dear Brazil, how is this man still employed?
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3 years
@cloud_opinion This used to be a parody account
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3 years
TIL that we don't even really know why the earth's core is hot. 20TW+ are unaccounted for. And I am constantly reminded of how little we know about anything.
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Christian Reis
3 years
For when you need to conveniently disappear into another dimension
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Christian Reis
4 years
For those of us that, scattered far and wide, never left RATM behind
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3 years
Resist. #29M
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4 years
@gcomentarios @joyalbuquerqe @felipeneto Eu também! Tive que falar alto umas duas vezes para entender
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7 years
Having children made me wonder: why does the world need guns if we can have ice cream instead?
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4 years
OK you are wondering: what about chat tools. Well to make it simple. 1. WHATSAPP is good crypto, bad owner, great experience. 2. TELEGRAM is bad crypto, bad owner and amazing experience. 3. SIGNAL is amazing crypto, good owner and acceptable experience. 1/2
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Christian Reis
3 years
@giovannibassi 💟💟💟 Lá para 1995 eu ganhei uma pilha de disquetes do SLS (ou Caldera? Sei lá) do Helio Guardia da UFSCar, mas sou esquisito e foi amor a primeira vista. Não menor foi meu amor descobrir o Slackware uns 5 anos depois. E aí Debian. Mas era óbvio que nada disso era para humanos!
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3 years
@DesireeSeattle @Pahfoh_ @dockevinmcleod @hippersons Even the Vatican got over this nonsense, please stop spreading it online.
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3 years
The problem with irony in public performances is that there are often enough people that will take meanings literally and ruin it all
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6 years
O Brasil é um paciente com infecção bacteriana resistente que ao invés de trocar de antibiótico RESOLVEU COMER PLUTÔNIO
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Christian Reis
3 years
@Daviey @thenaughtysquid I don't know if a 5 year old deserves all that brutality. But why ironically? I think he is in general really good at explaining the basics of important concepts; think backwards compatibility, interfaces, modularity, etc
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Christian Reis
2 years
22 years to standardize mobile phone charging ports and then the smartglass people are like hold my beer and it's back to the year 2000 all over again ffs
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Christian Reis
4 years
@LeonelRadde E digo isso sabendo que você é um grande cara, virtuoso como poucos. Não resolve. Maçãs boas não mudam sistema quebrado.
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Christian Reis
2 years
Public clouds teach so many useful things. One is that money spent is a fact, but money saved is an opinion. Or an illusion.
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Christian Reis
6 years
Legal contracts are terrifying to programmers. You write pages of complex logic and corner cases and rely solely on peer review to ensure correctness. No tests. Once signed, straight to production!
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Christian Reis
3 years
Sigh like you mean it
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Christian Reis
4 years
@MarioBenato @silviolual 2/2 "Uma estética política usando simbolismo romântico, mobilização em massa, visão positiva da violência, promoção da masculinidade e da juventude e liderança carismática."
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Christian Reis
5 years
Freedom depends on the same pathways that crime exploits. To defend freedom, we must pragmatically accept that crime will be part of our lives. This is not to say we must concede to crime, but rather that to manage it we must accept its permanent existence.
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Christian Reis
3 years
The pandemic made us all into guild navigators. Stuck inside our capsules. Frail bodies. Witnessing everything changing, all at once. Traveling without moving.
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Christian Reis
2 years
If the @Uber experience is as bad globally as it is here in .br they are in deep trouble. I haven't had a successful pickup in months. The thing for them to do now would be to embrace being a geo-aware payment mechanism for rides, as taxis are still around and reliable.
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3 years
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4 years
@LeonelRadde Não. Acabar com a polícia não é utopia, assim como não era utopia acabar com a instituição da escravidão. É polícial? Entende então o quanto a violência ilegal praticada por policiais é impossível de separar do uso legal da força. Polícia é tapa buraco de sociedade injusta.
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Christian Reis
9 months
When I encounter in text something slightly off — think a typo, slightly off translation, bad capitalization — my reaction is "why did the person not???". But I've come to realize that it's actually how people that basically just get stuff done are able to get said stuff done.
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Christian Reis
3 years
@carlavilhenaa Eu fui escalar com amigos o Dedo no meu aniversário de 23 anos e fomos atingidos por um raio. Esses caras ficam 10 dias enchendo o saco e nada?? God is dead
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Christian Reis
5 years
@DustinKirkland You need 1. Shared mission narrative 2. Mix of abilities and roles 3. Strong yet inclusive leadership. Many organizations seem to look for "the best talent" but in my experience that requirement leads to bias and is overrated, provided the above 3 are met.
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Christian Reis
3 years
@cloud_opinion The substance public clouds are made of
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Christian Reis
4 years
@luzfcb @ramalhoorg Obrigado pela referência. É o melhor padrão do mundo, de longe, disparado. Para mim é um exemplo marcante de inovação provinda de um padrão que foi entregue ao mercado e população (e sob fogo amigo).
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Christian Reis
3 years
@gwidion @ninadhora Cara isso é tão verdade. A partir daquele momento ficou claro que não havia barra, por mais baixa que pudesse ser
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Christian Reis
1 year
"Later in the film, Kirk reveals that he beat the Kobayashi Maru as a cadet on his third attempt by reprogramming the simulation to make it possible to rescue the ship, and that he does not actually believe in the idea of a no-win scenario."
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Christian Reis
3 years
@isantanax Aqui em WA não há opção, e só abre para todos os adultos em duas semanas. Mas tem Pfizer e Moderna sobrando todo dia e é só se registrar para tomar em standby. O que se fez aí no BR está entre os crimes mais chocantes dos últimos 100 anos.
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Christian Reis
4 years
@LeonelRadde Amo voce Leonel. Aparecesse aqui desarmado e treinado para dar apoio a quem precisa, zero problemas. Mas isso não é polícia. Polícia é assim: pedi certa noite para que pegassem leve para apreender um cidadão desarmado e, malharam minha cabeça no vidro. Com bebê no carrinho. WTF.
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Christian Reis
3 years
@ramalhoorg Yes. But also next to nothing about poppy plantations and Afghanistan being the primary source (90% global market share!) for the heroin supply chain.
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Christian Reis
3 years
@chrismwayne I don't think that was the actual motive for the debate, just the proxy for a deeper thing. They were a great idea snaps, but entangled into technical, business model and ideological challenges that nobody is empowered to address.
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Christian Reis
3 years
@villares @helioloureiro @ericof @ramalhoorg Então, é uma coisa complexa envolvendo MDF, geopolitica Wintel, políticas pública nos países mais populosos e o mercado mesmo. Eu ofereci o AMA não foi a toa não, acho que é um bastidor interessante e não é trade secret não.
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3 years
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3 years
I went on an an LIYSF visit to a UK nuclear reactor (I can't remember which!) back in the 90s. I remember wondering: how do they know which of these hundreds of valves to turn? And today I read: " There is nothing on earth like the plumbing in a big nuclear reactor complex."
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Christian Reis
2 years
Good grief
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1 year
It's always DNS But sometimes it's MTU
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5 years
An Iraqi who saved Norway from oil (2009) has lots of deep lessons for any industry, so if you care about yours READ IT
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Christian Reis
3 years
@srlm Fiquei tão triste, fui usuário da BBS no que parece agora passado longinquo de v32bis e zmodem. Que presença tinha. RIP Mandic.
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Christian Reis
3 years
@Daviey @thenaughtysquid Yeah. It appears the man is more diversely studied than we had assumed. And well, you got a double dose in that thread there :-)
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Christian Reis
3 years
@apyus Julgamento desse idiota por crimes contra a humanidade
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Christian Reis
3 years
Decisions decisions
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4 years
It seems we may be in need of a refresher on how society works. Indeed guilty people have a right to life. As do procrastinators, underacheivers, people who don't know how to vote.. it's a long list. Basically the state isn't allowed to randomly murder people. Crazy I know right?
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Christian Reis
3 years
@spamaps I joined a company but OMG do I belong here
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Christian Reis
2 years
@danluu and then there's the opposite practice of people pulling out their physical F1 keys in order to avoid triggering help on Windows
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Christian Reis
3 years
@pedrodoria Mas tecnicamente quem é a direita democrática? Parte do problema vem de delimitar quem é esse corpo.
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Christian Reis
2 years
Don't lie to me, the one thing you really miss is editing XFree86 modelines
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2 years
@popey @m_wimpress @Lenovo @DellUK You pimp his bits but no public link? Shame on you Alan!!!
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Christian Reis
3 years
@pedrodoria @helenabotelhoo @KKzita Tem essa coisa da pandemia né.
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Christian Reis
4 years
@osantana Sabe que eu custei muito a entender o que era software design? Na uni era uma coisa tão abstrata que parecia homeopatia. Só vim a entender quando caí em um projeto gigante e ficou muito claro como fazia diferença onde um bloco de código ia parar e qual a function signature dele.
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3 years
There are some other questions about militias and condoning torture that I think he would also have problems with
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4 years
TIL that the "first week of the year is the week that contains that year's first Thursday". Happy 2021-W01!
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3 years
@seescrevekeit Naaaah. Daily é para trocar ideia, oferecer ajuda e curtir o que os outros estão fazendo que te impacta. Quem tem raiva de daily na verdade tem raiva do chefe. Mas vocês não estão.. oops
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2 years
@m_wimpress @popey Man I miss you guys making and keeping Ubuntu amazing
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Christian Reis
4 years
@o_gabsferreira Algumas vezes. Ultimamente, para ajudar a trazer a política de volta para um espaço de construção e harmonia.
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4 years
@grahambinns Don't reply you might end up roped into building a new open source operating system
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Christian Reis
3 years
Ah this is how you get Linus upset again: antivax. As usual, he knows his stuff: "all that the mRNA vaccines do is to add a dose of their own specialized sequence that then makes your normal cell machinery generate that spike protein so that your body learns how to recognize it."
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Christian Reis
2 years
@d0m96 It is both sad and awesome. And yes, exactly
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Christian Reis
3 years
@camilotelles @osantana Haha, tipo uma realpolitik tech. O contexto é a inclusão ou não da ZFS no kernel do Ubuntu, e as ramificações disso na relação entre Oracle, a GPL (portanto FSF), o LKML (e de raspão a Google).
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Christian Reis
3 years
Helmet, mask and wired headphones are a satanic combination.
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Christian Reis
4 years
@dadourado É tipo votar para nunca mais poder votar. A Última Eleição.. ou seja, a última até que o organismo mais uma vez rejeite o órgão do autoritarianismo, como sempre faz.
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2 years
Capitalism at work
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Christian Reis
3 years
I think it is broader than the state, it is society in general, but this is so deeply true
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Christian Reis
4 years
@sk_serge @Dan1611 E ele tá na mídia porque será pivot na proxima nomeação do supremo americano, que se abre agora com o falecimento da Ruth Ginsburg.
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Christian Reis
3 years
@lhcdantas Strava?
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Christian Reis
1 year
"Pascal argues that a rational person should live as though God exists & seek to believe in God: if God does not exist, such person will have only finite loss, whereas if God does exist, they stand to receive infinite gains (eternity in Heaven) and avoid infinite losses (Hell)."
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3 years
@osantana Não é todo dia que eu vejo uma dessas!!
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Christian Reis
6 years
@grahambinns That's your post right there! Send it my way for a Kiko Review
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Christian Reis
1 year
"does not actually believe in the idea of a no-win scenario" is so powerful
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Christian Reis
3 years
This is how I felt inside for most of school. Never managed to express in such a caustic way tho
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3 years
Burn it down Harold. Burn it all down.
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Christian Reis
4 years
@cloud_opinion Oh finally a cloud opinion that actually makes sense
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Christian Reis
4 years
The next approach that populist governments will take is to phase out social distancing, reopen business and work hard to control media reporting and data transparency for COVID-19. Playing now in Brazil, Mexico, UK.. coming soon to the USA and where else?
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Christian Reis
3 years
@AgassizFilho Mudar de escola é a opção mais simples. A cultura da escola é o que conduz para o bullying acontecer; se os professores e direção não fossem coniventes não teria ficado para você ter que resolver o problema por fora.
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Christian Reis
4 years
@torturra E ainda assim, o Brasil é virtuoso o suficiente para proporcionar um encontro absolutamente genial como o que presenciamos hoje. Foi incrível.
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Christian Reis
2 years
Cargo cult controller
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Christian Reis
9 months
Thinking of twitter renamed to a single letter and every other entrepreneur on the planet suffering to discover brand names with unique spellings so they get search engine matches
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3 years
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