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Khunder

4 months

Becoming the mayor of a growing city was not what I expected going into 2024 Truly the city of Water, Air, Land, Opportunity.

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@khunder_

6 years

Don't you love it when you take a 5 min break from studying and then spend 23 minutes watching Insta stories, 47 minutes on Facebook videos, 4 hours on cat videos, 2 hours snacking, 8 hours crying, 4 hours napping and 34 minutes sitting back down? And parents say studying is easy

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@khunder_

9 years

Congratulations for winning the Idiot of the Year award. #HentikanRogol more like #HentikanBodoh first. http://t.co/lYVnzZy3uR

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@khunder_

3 years

@August_Heart_ @jaredj5 @NikkiNotNiki this is way too underrated 🔥🔥🔥

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@khunder_

1 year

Remember: $SHIB dropped 90% before ripping through the ATH $PEPE dropped 70% before ripping through the ATH @GrumpyCat_Coin dropped 50% and you can already know what’s next #LFGetGrumpy #GrumpyCatArmy

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@khunder_

10 years

These Japanese people, sex shout loud, badminton also shout loud, everything shout loud lah

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@khunder_

4 months

@LarpVonTrier All you need to know #ALBEMARLE @AlbemarleSOL

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@khunder_

9 years

How to get free money: 1) Put money in your pocket 2) Forget about pants 3) Wear your pants again 4) Put hands into pocket 5) $$$ PROFIT

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@khunder_

7 years

Newspaper: family dies in blaze Dad: this is why i say don't put ur laptop on the bed Dad: u die nevermind but the whole family die also K

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@khunder_

7 years

I hope your birthday wish is to lower tuition fees because i might not have a kidney by the time i complete my degree

Monash University

@MonashUni

7 years

It's our 'birthday'! On this day, 56 years ago Saturday, 11 March 1961, Monash University was opened by the then Premier, Henry Bolte.

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@khunder_

3 months

It’s time for this again: Summoning circle: @solcostcopizza 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 $pizza $1.99 in 🍕 one candle 🍕 🍕 🍕

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Khunder

@khunder_

7 years

I'm actually just in my room, I wanna see how long i can keep this up

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@khunder_

1 year

The grumpy whales are coming in, are you going to fade us? #GrumpyCatArmy @GrumpyCat_Coin

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Khunder

@khunder_

5 months

@digitalartchick you lost your memories huh? Was it the water you drank last night? Was it the nanobots in the vaccine you received? Or both? Protect yourself, put your $TIN foil hat on now

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Khunder

@khunder_

9 years

first the haze, now the rain... It's official, God's telling me not to exercise Thank you God, I know I'm perfect just the way I am.. fat

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@khunder_

7 years

Bro, I've waited my whole life for scholarship opportunities and now affordable housing prices, I think you can wait an extra 30 minutes

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Khunder

@khunder_

8 years

Sometimes I see this guy who looks like he's so done with life and I feel kinda bad for him Then I realise it's just a mirror

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@khunder_

6 years

Last Paper Syndrome (LPS) Commonly experienced by students before the final paper of their examinations. Symptoms include:- ⚪️ Sudden interest in fitness ⚪️ Excessive napping ⚪️ Strong urge to do house chores Known treatments:- 🔘 Quitting uni 🔘 Leaving home 🔘 Death

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@khunder_

5 years

My dad just called me Shaun??? Honestly just put me up for adoption now

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@khunder_

7 years

There are some conversations to die for, and there some conversations that make me want to die

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@khunder_

6 years

I was eating at a food court in PJ (Wai Sek Gai) a couple of days ago and there were buskers singing then. Then, I saw one stall's lady boss giving the buskers money and this was quite nice right? 5 mins later, they started singing the birthday song, and it turns out the lady --

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Khunder

@khunder_

7 years

Parents 101: If we are right, you are wrong If you are right, you are wrong If you are wrong, you are wrong If we are wrong, you are wrong

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@khunder_

6 years

Went for my first chiropractic session today, and the moment the chiro cracked my back I swear I felt like 249 demons left my body

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@khunder_

6 years

whenever I see my parents, they always ask "how are your studies?" but no one ever asks "do you want money?" smh the answer is yes pls

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@khunder_

11 months

@army_shiba Look no further $TOSHI @Toshi_base

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@khunder_

4 months

Honestly this is the best TL;DR for Albemarle

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@khunder_

3 months

I will never give up on Albemarle

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@khunder_

8 years

Guys, I just found a RM5 note under my bed One step closer to being a billionaire

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@khunder_

4 months

@eth_exy Exy when are you going to move to Albemarle?

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@khunder_

1 year

@BTCdayu 参加革命 #GrumpyCatArmy @GrumpyCat_Coin

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Khunder

@khunder_

7 years

Some people just aren't worth having in your life anymore, and no, it's not because 'whatever la'. Some people are just toxic to *you*, and it doesn't mean that they are bad people, it just means you are better off without them.

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@khunder_

6 years

boss actually requested for the buskers to sing the song for her staff. The other stalls even stopped their cooking to sing along, and a few customers stopped eating, went to the stall just to say "Kakak, it's your birthday?" and gave her hugs. Malaysia is really really great.

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Khunder

@khunder_

8 years

What happened to the times when a relationship could last without any premarital sex?

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@khunder_

3 months

When I told my family I was gonna get dat 🍞 on Solana, I didn’t expect to get some actual bread… $PUBLIX is the ticker

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@khunder_

5 years

So I was showing my mum this new Smart Bulb that I got for my room, that I was using Google Home/Alexa to turn on and off, and my mum just "Google, please tidy my room" lmao ok pls stop

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Khunder

@khunder_

9 years

does this mean i'm going to heaven http://t.co/8kwCPyUQAZ

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Khunder

@khunder_

4 months

Our city continues to grow 🫡

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Khunder

@khunder_

6 years

I don't usually like jumping on this bandwagon, but depression and suicide is something that needs to be addressed. We're living as part of a fast-paced society, and there are times when that can become overwhelming, when your achievements can feel instantaneously overshadowed-

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Khunder

@khunder_

8 years

Mum bought a new weighing scale: Dad: omg why am i so heavy Dad: i don't like it, i like the old one

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@khunder_

4 months

Albemarle Proud, Albemarle Strong ❤️

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Khunder

@khunder_

1 year

@Poloniex Poloniex, if you’re looking for a solid project with a solid community and consistent volume, look at @GrumpyCat_Coin averaging $1.5m per day everyday for the past 4 days. #GrumpyCat #GrumpyCatArmy

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Khunder

@khunder_

9 years

Currency exchange rate higher than my GPA 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 http://t.co/YgM6DDOoDu

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@khunder_

9 years

My tuition teacher just gave birth, and she still has time to send me Pirate Kings requests 😑🔫

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@khunder_

1 year

@ProTheDoge What about $DOGC ? @DogeClub_NFT

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@khunder_

9 years

Me looking at the haze: "Still clearer than my future..."

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@khunder_

3 months

@ETHEREUM_HABIBI I’m a reply guy and also the mayor of Albemarle working my bags 🫡

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@khunder_

4 months

@Jebus Do you mean Albemarle

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@khunder_

7 years

I'm so broke i can't even pay attention.

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@khunder_

3 years

is it normal to feel like crying throughout the day

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@khunder_

7 years

Goal: Earn enough money to travel on my own

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@khunder_

6 months

@solscanofficial @etherscan Congrats on the acquisition Etherscan! If you dig deep enough, you’ll also find there’s only one @contractaddress How about that? One string of characters to rule the others. Welcome to Solana.

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@khunder_

6 years

Men are trash; but SOME trash can be recycled and that means some can learn to change too . . . . . . . . . . . . But ya u throw the rest out

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@khunder_

6 years

Recently, I've made some positive changes in my life & I've never been so fulfilled & looking forward to all life has to give. This is a small shoutout to the friends who have stuck through a very dark and confusing part of my life. You guys have literally been my light. Thanks.

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@khunder_

5 months

@gainzy222 Gym is closed? Preworkout coursing through your veins? Potential nanobots and trackers by the government? Get yourself a $TIN foil hat ASAP.

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@khunder_

9 years

Babe: Hey babe, how much do you love me? Me: count the stars for me babe Babe: but I can't, the haze Me: exactly

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@khunder_

10 years

Am I watching badminton or Titanic because I feel like crying

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@khunder_

8 years

U know when u walk into a shop and the assistant follows u around? Chill bro im just checking out ur shit, not planning world destruction

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@khunder_

8 years

I used to think a dream come true was like being super talented at piano or 4.0 GPA But now even sleep is a miracle

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@khunder_

7 years

Would be great if I had an extra RM150000 to spend right now

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@khunder_

7 years

When u see ur aunties coming from a mile away with the angpaos and u avoid eye contact just to look innocent af

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@khunder_

9 years

2012 didn't happen but shit, it's raining ice in Malaysia http://t.co/Ccib6LOO45

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@khunder_

1 year

@kaikaibtc @RunOnFlux @nvidia 参加革命 #GrumpyCatArmy @GrumpyCat_Coin

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@khunder_

4 months

@KookCapitalLLC @CryptoVonDoom The CHAD of the year award has to go to Chen Vang, a stellar citizen of #ALBEMARLE Have you been to the city of @AlbemarleSOL ?

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Khunder

@khunder_

10 years

7-Eleven Drive Thru. http://t.co/Jqf65NM7KW

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@khunder_

9 years

Legit, I think Malaysia's a beautiful place with beautiful food and beautiful people. Don't hate on the country, just hate on the politics.

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@khunder_

3 months

@ETHEREUM_HABIBI Bro so when are we gonna cook some pizzas together 😭🍕

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@khunder_

4 months

CTRL+C & CTRL+V

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@khunder_

4 years

UPDATE: Day 3 of lockdown I've resorted to continually making ice cubes every 4 hours and I am convinced I need to make as many as I can

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@khunder_

10 years

My mum when she's trying to wake me up. http://t.co/Ju8kAwIAAh

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@khunder_

9 years

Overheard a convo between engineering students: "Eh srs let's quit engineering lah" "Ya weih, let's go become postmen" bring me with u pls

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@khunder_

6 years

Statistics show that 87% of people only pray when looking for parking in Monash

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@khunder_

5 months

And the reversal has begun. OldSchool RuneScape will never die. $RSGP @RSGPonSOL

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@khunder_

9 years

everyone's blaming the haze but why isn't anyone praising it for being so persistent at fulfilling its dream a dream of giving us cancer

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@khunder_

8 years

Many people call today Valentine's Day, but I call it... Sunday

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@khunder_

1 year

@bishengkegs 参加革命 #GrumpyCatArmy @GrumpyCat_Coin

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@khunder_

9 years

don't try hard to please people who aren't even trying hard to keep you

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Khunder

@khunder_

5 years

u know that feeling when you're stalking ur friend's instafeeds and see a highly inappropriate but hilarious comment and kinda wish u made it? And then u look at the name and it was actually u HAHAHA

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Khunder

@khunder_

7 years

MUM PLS :-)

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@khunder_

4 years

my ceo just squeezed my cheeks and i don't know what to do from this point forward

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Khunder

@khunder_

6 years

Sometimes I think about what if one of the other 249,999,999 sperm was just half a second faster Could've been a doctor, an engineer, or maybe even end world hunger but lma0 n0pe heRe I aM should've used protection that one time mum

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Khunder

@khunder_

10 years

Obama came to Malaysia? So impressive lah. Got bring Tomorrowland or Coachella or not?

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