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@kgeich
kyle
7 years
Glad I could contribute
@DebtCrisisOrg
Student Debt Crisis Center (SDCC)
7 years
Today, the student debt crisis reached $1,482,481,678,256
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@kgeich
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3 months
It’s too H-O-T-T-O-G-O outside
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@inthephanattic Chess not checkers
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@kgeich
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4 months
I’ve made it to Mecca
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@kgeich
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4 years
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@kgeich
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6 months
Im gonna think about how Josh Harris’s son looks like Todd from Wedding Crashers all day
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@kgeich
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4 years
Ask the candidates what they would do on 4th and 12 with 19 seconds left in OT
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@kgeich
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1 year
If I could do this I would literally do it everywhere, all the time. Pop slide into meetings at work. Pop slide into my seat at dinner. Pop slide up to the bar to order drinks.
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@kgeich
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7 years
Hey @adidas , I don't think this is the best subject line for an email......
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@kgeich
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1 year
I was wondering where I recognized Blooper from
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@BlooperBraves
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1 year
I get that the Phanatic is an OG but his last highlight was recorded with a flash bulb, it’s shocking you guys hate Dallas so much because you relive Phanatic’s glory days the same way they relive their super bowls
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@kgeich
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1 month
You can’t convince me that Buddy Kennedy ain’t just some kid from Delco that threw on a Phils uniform and walked onto the field to hit
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@kgeich
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8 months
Just when you thought @fanatics couldn’t make the name plates smaller
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@kgeich
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11 months
What in the world was this random dude doing during the Jack Harlow performance??? What is my man on
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@kgeich
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10 months
THEY DESERVED FOREVER
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@kgeich
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2 years
Guy spent his entire per diem on this shirt
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@kgeich
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2 months
I’m dying JT looks like Buzz Lightyear from this angle
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@kgeich
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6 months
Never forget
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@BlooperBraves
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6 months
@BarstoolPhilly @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake I’d say the obsession with me is embarrassing but we’re talking about a city with a statue dedicated to a fictional boxer
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@kgeich
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3 years
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@phillysport
Philadelphia Inquirer Sports
3 years
Sources: Almost half of Phillies roster is unvaccinated | Marcus Hayes
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@kgeich
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3 years
Done with chemo. That’s the tweet.
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@kgeich
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3 months
Reminder: Ozuna is a scumbag that shouldn’t be allowed to play professional sports
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@kgeich
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2 years
Is it unprofessional to sign off with "Go Birds" in all my emails for the next two weeks?
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@kgeich
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4 months
I can’t stop looking at this picture of The Situation. There is just so much going on
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@kgeich
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3 years
Some positive news: Looks like the chemo worked as all my scans from this week were clear. While the sports teams I root for aren’t winning, I am.
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@kgeich
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11 months
If the Eagles lose tonight, Thanksgiving is CANCELLED. I won't be thankful for anything.
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@kgeich
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1 year
I only came to the Eagles game for ths
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@kgeich
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3 years
Oakland A’s sent their minor league players to Fyre Fest ????
@Milb_players
MiLB Players
3 years
Players in the Oakland A’s organization shared these photos of their recent post-game meals. No employer would serve these meals to employees they care about. Why are the A’s serving them to their future Major Leaguers?
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@kgeich
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4 years
Ah the Eagles injury report looks good today
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@kgeich
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4 years
Someone got ahold of my credit card and my god were they horny
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@kgeich
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4 years
Flight delayed for 3 hours but thank god these girls at the airport are making some TikToks. Keep it up queens.
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@kgeich
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6 years
I am going to Hell
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@kgeich
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4 years
I don’t talk about this often, but as of last week I am officially 1 year “cancer free.” 2020 has been shitty, but I am extremely lucky to still be healthy and able to hit the blue TWEET button way too many times each day.
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@kgeich
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4 years
No one gonna be hanging in the English Creek Wawa parking lot tonight. They're all in DC.
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@kgeich
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9 months
First day back in the office since surgery and they put cobwebs all over my desk. I’m going to HR
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@kgeich
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1 year
Officially 2 years cancer free. Happy September.
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@kgeich
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3 years
Some shitty life news: I started chemo last week and it’s really cramping my tweeting abilities. I know y’all were wondering why I wasn’t blowing up your timelines and honestly, it was probably nice, but it’s only gonna be temporary so don’t get used to it.
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@kgeich
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4 years
Lotta great artwork in Philly you just need to find it
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@kgeich
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1 year
You will not see a better shirt at the game tonight
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@kgeich
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6 years
In 2018, the Flyers had no Heart or Grit. In 2019, they play both Gritty and with Hart. My column:
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@kgeich
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1 year
Not many people know this, but the 8th wonder of the world is actually in South Jersey
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@kgeich
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11 months
I bet she could squat 600 pounds like Jalen Hurts
@DailyLoud
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Hilary Duff 📸
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@kgeich
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20 days
Yeah sometimes Kith is corny but this is an absolute need
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@kgeich
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5 months
Scans came back and I’m officially 3 years cancer free. My bad tweets will continue to show on your timeline!
@kgeich
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5 months
Time for the yearly scans. Did not miss having to drink this. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!!!!
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@kgeich
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3 years
Imagine looking like this at one point in your life
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@kgeich
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7 years
@_DillJos_ He goin viral again. I can feel it.
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@kgeich
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4 years
Nothing worse than calling up the Chase Fraud department and having the poor woman read off “ONLY FANS” 19 times. Pain.
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@kgeich
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5 years
THANK GOD my aunt brought a calculator to dinner to split up the check evenly!
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@kgeich
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5 years
The saddest of 30th birthdays
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@kgeich
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2 years
This was easily my favorite @SquidDad tweet… just beautiful
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8 years
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2 years
IM IN THE CORNER WATCHING YOU KISS HIM
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@kgeich
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5 years
Mason Ramsey went dark on social media so he could surprise us with the greatest performance of all time
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@kgeich
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3 years
10,000 likes and I’ll steal these hotdogs from the family in front of me
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@kgeich
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2 years
Year ago today I found my cancer had come back, but here I am one year later alive and hitting send on a whole lot of bad tweets!
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@kgeich
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4 years
Amazing work by @reddit sneaking this one in
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@kgeich
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1 month
My whole closet is just gonna be black heavy slime tees at this point
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@kgeich
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10 months
Desai in the press box taking notes every play
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5 years
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9 months
2023-24 Eagles: Smile because it’s over and cry because it happened
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@kgeich
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5 years
Things got.... weird
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@kgeich
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11 months
@stephtbrooks I don’t think that man could even tell you where he was let alone do sign language for us
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@kgeich
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10 months
Rewatching Entourage and I think Drama may be the best written television character of all time
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@kgeich
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8 years
"What's your mile time?" "Three oh five"
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@kgeich
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5 years
Tyrion: How bout a song? One of you must know one. Podric:
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1 year
When they ask if I need another Surfside
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@kgeich
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3 years
Goddamn, my dad is at it again
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@kgeich
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6 years
Last year for Xmas, my uncle gave us all digital picture frames and told us he would take us each person on their own trip (within the US) and we would use the photos from the trip to fill the frame. He never took anyone on a trip.
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@kgeich
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2 years
Some kid out there is on the Ocean City Boardwalk trying to pick up girls and he’s gonna get his first kiss tonight
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@kgeich
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3 years
I’m crying happy tears
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@kgeich
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5 years
Was at a wedding last night and apparently I went to the photo booth to take a photoshoot with a... White Claw
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@kgeich
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9 months
I thought 10 days off from work would have me feeling rested & ready to go in the new year, but instead it made me want to retire
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@kgeich
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4 years
Please like this tweet if you know what Xanga is
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3 years
My New Years Resolution? To not get cancer again.
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@kgeich
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6 years
This man got 6 stars and I tipped him one weeks pay
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1 year
Can’t believe I beat cancer to almost die from watching that Eagles game
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1 month
Just realized that today is my 3 year cancerversary. Glad to still be here filling your timeline with horrible tweets and pictures of Surfsides.
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@kgeich
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7 months
When it rains you should only have to work til 12:00 so that you can take a nap for the rest of the day
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@kgeich
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2 years
Forget pyramid schemes, the toll on the Margate bridge is the biggest scam in the United States
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@kgeich
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5 years
As someone who was recently diagnosed, I can't stress enough how important it is to stay up to date with your doctors/health. It can happen to anyone, at any time and early detection is very important. Don't put things off. #WorldCancerDay2020
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@kgeich
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6 years
Ordered an Uber to work this morning Go outside and open a car door thinking it was my Uber Woman screams “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” Not my Uber...
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1 year
If someone asks me what Philly is like I’m just gonna show them this
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@kgeich
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8 years
I miss the old Kanye, Hair not dyed gold Kanye I hate the new Kanye, With Trump in the news Kanye
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@kgeich
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9 months
Me on July 28th
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@PhilsTailgate
Phillies Tailgate
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The July 28th "Schwarbomb" Beach Towel needs to be available to everyone! @Phillies
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@kgeich
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5 years
2019 Free agency
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
6 years
Who’s stopping them? (via @NBA )
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7 years
If you then don't you dont love me deserve me at my at my
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7 years
@_DillJos_ Bucket kid + the relevance of yodel boy + great content creator = success
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@kgeich
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1 year
Sweet mother of god what’s goin on across the pond
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@kgeich
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6 years
I used to switch the tags on hockey sticks at Dicks Sporting Goods to get $100 sticks for like $10
@KEBrightbill
Kathryn Brightbill 🖋️
6 years
What is your most on brand story from your childhood?
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4 years
@joannblin Wow also she told you to READ LESS
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@kgeich
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7 years
This guy giving free haircuts to the homeless is my hero.
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3 years
First beer in 2.5 months. Might get a little crazy. TBD.
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3 years
SHOUT OUT TO MY KING @Mike_Adams3 FOR REPPING ME TODAY @IronPigs . Plz get a few strikeouts for cancer.
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@kgeich
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11 months
In true Philly fashion, a fight broke out during the Pete Davidson show
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@kgeich
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6 years
Today my dad found out he will be a judge for the Atlantic City Beer Fest. I’m 100% sure he’s happier today than the day I was born.
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@kgeich
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5 years
What was your favorite thing about being able to go out on the weekends? Mine was having to wait 10 minutes to get a drink at a crowded bar.
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@kgeich
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4 years
You can still delete this before more people see
@PacSun
pacsun
4 years
wandavision this, wandavision that. how about you WANDer to and enVISION our clothes on you.
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8 months
If you spend $400 on an on field jersey from fanatics you’re a bootlicker
@ChaosChrisPHL
Chaos Chris
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It just keeps getting worse lol.
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@kgeich
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5 years
In 2019 I: -Took a leap of faith -Fell in love with an amazing product -Became my own boss -Met an amazing group of girls that I consider family And much more thanks to Monet. Can’t wait to see what 2020 has in store!!!
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