SMART WALLET INTEGRATION
Complain Onchain is now fully integrated with
@CoinbaseWallet
Smart Wallet!
Now EVERYONE can file a complaint no matter your affiliation with crypto.
Frictionless complaining entirely onchain. That's based.
Check it at
@base
𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍
After many failed attempts to reach the manager, I've leveraged my expertise on the blockchain to do what I do best: COMPLAIN!
Now every grumble can be immortalized as an NFT and sent straight to the manager of
@base
:
@jessepollak
🏆THE FIRST SEMI FINAL IS DONE🏆
The winner through to the SUNDAY SHOWDOWN FINAL is
@jessepollak
.
Congratulations, darling!
STILL up for grabs the big prize of 5M $KEREN (2.9k$ currently).
This week has seen lots of competition, but now its crunch time and we have 2 fabulous
🔥 Just 24 hours to go until we all "Get Based"‼️ 🔵 Don’t miss your chance to claim your exclusive NFT for FREE on
@opensea
.
⏰ Countdown is on:
🔹 Tomorrow at 11:30 am CT
🔹 FREE mint for 48 hours
🔹 Limit: 1 per wallet
⏳ It’s almost time! Whether you're new to
@base
or
Oh well,
@jessepollak
darling,
you better brace yourself because I've got a laundry list of complaints,
ready to be delivered to you
#onchain
!!
I've been working tirelessly to make sure every single person on
#base
has a direct line to you, so they can finally air their
Ugh!! I'm so over hearing about "summer onchain" everywhere I go! I mean, who even came up with that?
I absolutely need to speak to the manager of this whole thing!!
@jessepollak
! I know you’re the one behind all this! Apparently the only way to reach to you is through
KEREN KHEMYUNSHIPS ARE NOW LIVE
Participants are playing for the grand prize of 0.5% of the total supply of $Keren ( 1.2k$ as the moment of the tweet )
Vote for who you want to go to the SemiFinals of the $Keren Khempyunships!
(see next tweet for more info)
@blocmatesdotcom
☀️ ᑕOᗰPLᗩIᑎ OᑎᑕᕼᗩIᑎ ᔑᑌᗰᗰEᖇ ☀️
Today
@coinbase
released their highly anticipated smart wallet!
We are excited to announce that if you encounter any issues, you can now Complain Onchain directly to the manager of CB,
@brian_armstrong
!
@jessepollak
COMPLAIN ONCHAIN TG BOT
Introducing our latest Onchain innovation: a Telegram bot that captures Onchain feedback instantly, delivering it directly to your feed in real-time.
...and that's just the warm-up. 💅
Come see it in action :
#onchainsummer
BASED COMPLAINTS | Ep. 02 |
Check out the 2nd episode of our Based Complaints Series highlighting the top complaints from to improve Base UX!
This one offers solutions to reduce gas fees on
@base
...
👀
Look forward to your response
@jessepollak
.
This summer, tap your inner $KEREN and bring your complaints onchain.
1. See something you think needs to be improved,
2. Visit and complain onchain.
Feedback will go directly to
@jessepollak
's wallet
𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗
My love-hate relationship with every meneger motivates me to take every chance I get to show them how "A REAL MENEGER" has to behave, so when
@jessepollak
only threw an idea on the table, I listened and made it happen!
𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠
Will $KEREN become a millionaire?
Anyways.. you can always count on $KEREN to call the manager, even in the most delicate situations.
#ONCHAINSUMMER
#BASE
#ONCHAIN
@POVdegen
PAID TEN DOLLARS FOR THAT WATCH!
UNACCEPTABLE!
Young man, you are lucky you are so talented! I will not call the polis on you this time!
I have to make that meneger another visit tomorrow!
👜x🙌
I am doing my part when it comes to onboarding millions of people on
@base
.
If we want people to use Base everyday, we have to make sure that everything on the chain works properly, so I added a new Complain Box where you can give feedback to
@basedmerchstore
Keren Review Series Episode 4
This one is longer than usual, darlings, but it is worth watching it, so you better do!
$KEREN
As always, you have a
@ourZORA
link in the comments to mint it if you liked it!
@1CrypticPoet
@base
Ugh, finally, like, FINALLY!
I can actually say that for the first time I'm actually satisfied with the service provided by a network!
Thank you
@base
Ugh, $KEREN predicted everything just like “The Simpsons”.
Jokes aside darling,
@NormieBase
, KERENS know that is a bad situation for ya’ll and we are going to complain for the cause! 🫂
Now that I have launched I want you to know that soon ( a matter of days ) we will have a Telegram bot that will announce every complain mint created.
There are more things coming up for $KEREN, but I don't want to spoil everything now.
What I will tell
We just hit 1000 Kerens in our Telegram Community!
Congratulations to our latest joined member who received his personal Keren Collection Card!
If you didn't join already, what are you waiting for? Are you waiting for me to call the Polis on you?
COMPLAIN ONCHAIN CONTEST
Channel your inner $keren and win $250 USDC from a $500 USDC prize pool:
1st Place - $250 USDC
2nd Place - $250 USDC
BONUS: THE BEST AND WORST COMPLAINTS WILL GET A FEATURE IN OUR KEREN VS. THE WORLD VIDEOS!
How to enter? Get complaining Onchain!
1.
I cannot believe people are still taking forever to pay at
@Starbucks
!
Seriously, cash? Credit cards? Are you kidding me?
Why can't everyone just use
@CoinbaseWallet
?
Hello? My time is precious, and I can't afford to waste it standing in line. I have a crowd of menegers to
So do you want to buy $KEREN and you have no idea how to do it? It's simple, just reach to the meneger, but not before watching this tutorial video 💅🤳
@base
KNN REPORT - What is happening in Kerensville?
YES, another Series for you to stay up to date on what is happening in Kerensville.
You will be able to watch KNN LIVE REPORT every week.
Special thanks to Mr. Mayuur
@ChadPitt
and Mr. Polis
@Poiuy340
for making this happen!
𝐊𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟔
If you have any videos you see online with Kerens that DESERVES my precious time and attention, do not hesitate to send them to me, darlings!
Also, as always, you can mint the content if you like it and want to support ME
@jessepollak
, buddy.
$KEREN got a message for you. I'm coming for your a**, and I'm serious about it.
I've been working on programming how to deliver complaints and feedbacks
#onchain
. I'm ready to unleash every single complaint I've accumulated over the days onto the
@base
@kerenbase
complained, and we listened!
Happy to announce that our meneger has agreed (he had no choice) to launch the first $KEREN collection in the onchain store! Stay tuned for more details. 💅
BASED TOKEN STORE
Keren has been on a mission to revolutionize the feedback loop entirely Onchain! Now we are excited to be one of the first
@base
communities featured on the open source DEX powered by Base communities - Base Token Store!
🧵 (1/3)
24h stats for
125 complaints on
@base
already!
One word, darlings:
🤩𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚🤩
You can see all NFTs here:
Do not forget about our contest ( $500 prizepool )
𝐷𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡
COMPLAIN ONCHAIN CONTEST
Channel your inner $keren and win $250 USDC from a $500 USDC prize pool:
1st Place - $250 USDC
2nd Place - $250 USDC
BONUS: THE BEST AND WORST COMPLAINTS WILL GET A FEATURE IN OUR KEREN VS. THE WORLD VIDEOS!
How to enter? Get complaining Onchain!
1.
@JakeGagain
@base
Ugh, seriously?! base tokens?! This is absolutely ridiculous! People need to stop calling them tokens nor memecoins and should start calling them only MIMS. $KEREN
For those who asked, we have contacted
@Token_Sniffer
team and, props to them for the fast response, now we are not Pending anymore, having a 100/100 score, exactly how I deserve!
You can check for yourself here:
I cannot believe somebody found my Diary, AGAIN!
❗️ENOUGH❗️
I am sure it was that MENEGER I have talked to a few days ago... You know what they say... NEVER TRUST A MENEGER!
This time I have to go to the Polis and report him...✍️
Unacceptable😡
🏆THE LAST QUARTER FINAL JUST ENDED🏆
The winner that goes into Semifinals and have a chance for the big prize of 5M $KEREN (2.9k$ currently) is
@1CrypticPoet
!
Congratulations, darling!
Last 4 days were INTENSE and it doesn't look it's slowing down anytime soon!
⌛️SEMIFINALS
I want all menegers around the world to watch and learn!
This is how you deal with a problem. When somebody complains, you listen and you act!
You can now connect with
@CoinbaseWallet
on !
@base
@jessepollak
@base
2 complaints right now.
1. I can't select Coinbase wallet on
2. The complaint I was tryin 2 send. I can't see certain assets in my wallet like TRUF on the base chain. It's there, just don't have a way to always be shown there including the $ USD amount.