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Kennel Guard 🐐

1 year

NEW PINNED 🔴Minors/Zoos/MAPs/cis 'dom’ men DNI 🔴Do not call me mommy ‼️‼️ 🟢Lesbian, but all genders welcome! 💚 🟢DM's are open for mutuals; if I follow you, lets be friends! 📘Stories below!

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@kennelguardgoat

1 year

You know who you are.

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1 year

"My son turned out fine." Your daughter can't cum unless someone is laughing at her and calling her a dog while she's collared and chained- no you know what, you're right, she's perfect.

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1 year

She's a 10 but she forces a collar around your neck and makes you bark and do tricks before she fucks you into oblivion.

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1 year

Putting a dog toy in your mouth while you're high and jerking you off until you get fucking Pavloved into getting hard every time you see that toy, even when you're sober. 💕🥰 I think it'll make going to the pet shop MUCH more fun, don't you??

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1 year

Aww, silly puppy, did you get into my special gummies again? Look at you, all drooly and whimpering. I gusss it's my fault for leaving them open on the counter, but you know how much better you are at giving me head while you're high like this... The sloppier the better. 💕

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1 year

Force puppifying you! Locking you up so you can't touch yourself, only giving you relief through vibrators and touching if you're barking for me/chewing on your toys. Rewiring your brain to think you should only eat on the floor from a bowl. Watching you get dumber and dumber. 💕

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1 year

Rtwt this if you like fries OR if you want a dominant woman-adjacent person to force you into a permanent state of intoxication and have you behave like a silly little pet before they fuck you within an inch of your sanity for the rest of your life.

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1 year

Barking for me isn't enough. I need to collar you with one of those locks on the side so you can never take it off. Not one of the metal ring collars; an actual dog collar. Everyone needs to know you're MINE and you're my dog, even your colleagues and friends. Simple as that. 💕

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1 year

y'all-

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1 year

Giving you positive reinforcement while you're acting like a dog. Praising you and touching your parts while you eat from your bowl on the floor, giving you a little kiss every time you wag your tail instead of nodding, a good headpat for every bark. Only a matter of time now. 💕

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1 year

me @ all of you dumb dogs 🥰💕

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1 year

Aw, puppy, I know you've had a rough day. Wouldn't it be nice to just turn that pesky brain of yours off for a few hours? If you'd just let me put this collar on, I can make it all go away... Just trust me. 💕

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2 years

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm doing hot girl shit.* (*making a puppygirl eat her meal out of a bowl on the floor before I pump a litter into her) Maybe next time!

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1 year

Oh to wind a puppysub up so bad that they're still hard when we go out to eat with friends. Offering them my hand under the table where no one can see (they definitely know though), letting you hump into my closed fist like the silly dog you are until you cum in the restaurant.💕

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1 year

Licking a high puppy girl for hooours, taking long broad strokes, never speeding up enough to get her off, just enough friction to keep her squirmy and leaking until her brain turns into mush 💕

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1 year

Crushing up a Viagra and putting it in my puppysubs food while they watch, confused. 😇 I'm sorry sweet thing, but I can't have you tapping out on me too early... I'm in heat and I need you to perform your best for me tonight. I know you understand.🥰 Bark for me if you agree! 💕

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1 year

Good girls who excitedly bring you their collar to be put on before pounding you into the mattress, completely puppybrained while they fuck you 💕💕💕💕💕>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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1 year

>talking to my puppygirl about going for a car ride >she asks if we're going to the vet >pretend I don't understand >she pulls out an illustrated diagram explaining the difference between car ride and the vet >I laugh “it's a car ride” >get in the car >we're going to the vet

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2 years

Get you an owner who bakes you cookies shaped like dogbones just to watch you get leaky and excited about your next 'training' session. 💕

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1 year

(it's a lie I'm not actually sorry)

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1 year

Oh? You're feeling needy? Puppy, we're in the middle of the mall... Well, okay, just be quick about it. I guess I did wear this skirt for a reason. Sit down and I'll sit on your lap, I'm sure no one will notice. No biting though. We don't want to get caught... Good doggy. ♥️

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2 years

When you jokingly rub your hands over her tummy and ask how your pups are doing, and she gets so flustered she can't talk. 🥰 Not to mention the little bulge in her panties. Cute puppy.

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2 years

Having a breeding kink when you can't get pregnant is so good?? Like oh noooo looks like we have to keep filling each other up with hot loads until it takes! Darnnnn! And we all know how eager puppies are to breed/be bred. Makes it that much better!

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1 year

Puppysub who can't stop rubbing her leaky bits agains my cunt, but I won't let them inside until they're practically crying with desperation and barking for me 🥰💕 they're so much cuter when they're wound up and about to snap.

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1 year

Caging up a puppy while she's in rut, then doing the most to entice her. Bending over in front of her, looking over my shoulder, brushing my hand across her neck, all to see how long until she loses it and pounces. Besides, that cage will keep anything untoward from happening. 💕

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1 year

Shoving you around, only to pull you back by your leash, collar just a little too tight, lightheaded and woozy. Pressing my lips to your neck, whispering all the filthy things I'm about to do to you, how I'm going to hurt you a little, but you can't keep your tail from wagging.💕

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2 years

what if I called you a good dog while rubbing your face, huh???? what then??? what if I patted your head and told you that you were my favorite little dumb mutt, huh??? what of it??? 😤💕💕💕💕💕💕

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1 year

Puppygirls who are so excited they shoot their load after a few nervous thrusts. 💕 So cute! But you better have the stamina to keep going afterwards or I'm just going to have to ride you like my own personal living toy. You don't mind, right puppy?

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1 year

Stripping you down naked before I throw a house party for all our friends. What? Dogs don't wear clothes. Yes they're going to see your puppyparts. Does that bother you? 💕 I didn't think so. Try not to drip on the floor after you get your belly rubbed. Now; on all fours.

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1 year

Aren't you so tired of playing the smart, responsible human, having to worry about every little thing? Don't you just want to get on all fours for me and be my pet? Let me put this collar around your neck and you'll never have to think about anything scary ever again.

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1 year

Awww, what's wrong puppy? Getting all flustered and wet thinking about your vet appointment later? Thinking about how you'll be up on that table to be inspected and touched and groped without being able to do anything about it? We're putting the muzzle on this time, too. 💕

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1 year

... I mean I know which one is more fun.

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1 year

Doggy who wants nothing more than to bury their knot in their loving owner, but knows that they can't without explicit permission. Their head on owners knee, big puppy eyes, swollen parts pressed against their leg. They just want to breed their owner and bond them forever! 💕🥺

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1 year

Visiting a gaymer puppygirl, showing me her setup! wait why are you pushing me under your desk? It's nice under here... oh your skirt is slipping! um! your panties too! ah... your... um... y-you want me to put it in my mouth? well, okay... wait is that the discord call sound??

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1 year

i fox just came in and????? collared me?????????? for no reason?? i'm 😵‍💫

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1 year

"Just stay still puppy, this will only pinch a bit." You trust your owner. The burning sensation lasts a bit longer than you'd thought, but as the vet scans you to make sure it worked, your owner claps their hands and pats your head. "Good! Microchipped! Now I'll never lose you!"

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1 year

No, see, this is my emotional support puppygirl. Her face is constantly up my skirt? Yeah, well, that's just how she self-soothes. Why am I so breathless? Next question please.

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2 years

The cute puppybulge when you threaten to fuck them in front of your friends>>>>>>>

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1 year

Need to dom a stupid puppygirl so bad. Teasing her into barking and then blackmailing her into fucking me because how embarrassing is barking? You better satisfy me or this is getting uploaded. What? Gonna cum already? I didn't say you could pull out. Keep going, dumb dog. 🥰💕

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2 years

Stop? Why would I stop, puppy? You've only cum three times. It's too much? It /hurts/? I think you're lying. It doesn't /hurt/, you're just overstimulated, and that's what I want. Now hush, you're making it hard for me to hear the TV over your silly whining.

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1 year

Puppymom who wags her tail and pats your head when you complete even the smallest task, encouraging but a little ditzy. Giving a little woof of excitement as she helps you make supper and hang the washing. Puppymom who happily humps you into the bed and knots you full. 💕

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1 year

Sucking a puppygirl off while I finger her prostate would absolutely fix me Also hearing her bark while I do it

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1 year

Taking a puppygirl to the mall only to repeatedly send the most vulgar sexual messages to her phone and watch her struggle not to get hars in public where everyone can see. 💕 Bad enough I made you wear your collar, but I didn't cage you up for a reason. 😇

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1 year

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1 year

Here, puppy! You're allowed up on the couch today! 💕 I'll even let you watch your favorite shows without changing the channel on you. What's the catch? No catch, just sit still for me. Why am I undoing your pants? No reason. Owner just needs a treat is all... Focus on the tv. 😇

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2 years

Awww poor thing, are you in heat? Well you better roll over and show me where to touch you then, yeah? 💕 No, it won't make it go away; in fact it'll probably make it even worse. But I think it'll be cute to hear the noises that'll come out of you. 🥰

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1 year

Dreaming of the day where I rile a puppysub up so bad that they just can't help themselves anymore. Pinning me down and fucking me as hard and fast as their silly dog brain allows, no thoughts of being a bad dog, just revelling in breeding the handlers tight cunt. 💕 Instincts.

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2 years

Grabbing a puppygirl by the tail just to hear her yelp, but getting turned on at the noise so I HAVE to slip my fingers inside of her. 🙄 Stupid fucking mutt.

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1 year

Putting a puppysub in chastity but letting them 'touch' whenever they want. 😇 Oh, you wanna hump my leg? Of course! You want me to stroke your caged puppyparts? Absolutely. It's a shame all it does is make you leak even more you pathetic little mutt. 💕

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1 year

Awww, what's that puppy? Don't leave marks? You have a very important work meeting tomorrow? Don't be stupid! How else will they know who you belong to? 🥰 Besides, your only job is servicing me and barking on command.

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2 years

Awww, what is it puppy? Is your tummy bothering you? Silly thing, that's not and upset stomach, that's my litter growing inside of you. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you. 💕 What about your job? You don't have a job, you're my dog! Now lay down and rest, sweetheart.

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1 year

No? You're not a puppy? You just like wearing a collar I bought specifically for you, doing what you're told and being called a good pet while you're on all fours? Is that why you get so hard when I make my other good doggy eat from her bowl? Are you sure you don't want to try?😏

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1 year

She's an 8 but she won't let you hit unless you're wearing the collar and tags she bought you and you're barking for her

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1 year

Spending time with your owner as they painstakingly select the perfect accessories for your collar, finally affixing the final one; a tinkling little bell so they never lose you in a crowd again. 💕 They have to keep track of their property after all, don't they, stupid dog?

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1 year

Picking out your own collar accessories is fun and all but... Having your owner pick something that reminds them of you specifically, taking the time to look up tags and different materials and colours, maybe matching them to your cuffs/bowls/toys... The puppy dream. 💕

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@kennelguardgoat

1 year

look all i'm saying is that until you've felt a girl get hard in your hand while you're grabbing her tit and she's whimpering like a kicked puppy, you're not living

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2 years

Forcing my puppy to give me head so they stop fucking barking. 🙄 The mailman left half an hour ago. Put your mouth to better use, stupid dog.

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2 years

Last one to cum is the fuckpet at the next party! What's that puppy? Your cage is still on? Of course it is! Did you think I was going to make this fair? 🥰 I did say fuck /pet/ after all, you silly dog. 💕

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@kennelguardgoat

1 year

Which puppy wants to 'accidentally' forget to bring condoms? 😇💕

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1 year

Puppygirl who tries to play New Vegas without dying but I won't stop sucking her off or take my fingers off of her prostate for even a fucking SECOND

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2 years

hello stupid puppygirls, i would like to make a deal 😤

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1 year

Puppysub who isn't allowed to join the dinner party as a human, so you have to stay on all fours while we laugh and eat in the dining room. 💕 I'm sure if you're good and show them a few tricks they'll give you some table scraps! Wouldn't that be nice of them, pup? 🥰💕

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1 year

Whiny little puppysub who begs for head, so I pin their hips and lick them through the soft fabric of their underwear until they're a shaking panting mess. You don't get to finish though, and now you have to spend the day with your owner's saliva clinging to your puppyparts. 💕

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1 year

retweet if you breathe or you wanna suck girlballs no one will know your secret is safe with me!!!!!!

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1 year

Tying you to the table at a party and showing my friends how well trained you are! Paw, sit, lay down... You almost falter when I say 'sit pretty' knowing it's not what they think, but when you show off your pretty little hole, well- they just can't help themselves. 💕 Good dog.

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@kennelguardgoat

1 year

Girls will act like they're okay but then get hard/wet when they hear squeaky toys. It's you. You're girls.

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1 year

I am extremely normal and can DEFINITELY be trusted around your puppysub I promise. Huh? Am I wearing a strap? ... no. 😇

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1 year

Putting your collar on and leashing you up like the good dog you are before fucking your brains out in front of a mirror so you can watch how much of a desperate Mutt you become when my strap is buried in you. 💕 Wouldn't that make you feel better, pup?

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1 year

Petplay / Exhibitionism / Heat/rut mention / Breeding / Ambiguous gender (owner has a dick and is referred to as such) The sky was a vast expanse of brilliant blue as you left the house, collar secured tightly around your neck, leash clipped, owner just behind you as they --

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2 years

Puppysub who can't stop barking. Owner who shoves their puppy's face onto their pussy/cock just yo get them to shut up. 🙄

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2 years

Petplay / Chastity / Ambiguous gender It’s Saturday. You know what day that is. It’s been circled on the calendar for a few weeks now, and you’ve been waiting so patiently, so nicely, being SO good. Your cage was comfortable enough, sure, but you know that today is a ---

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1 year

Early mornings with sunlight gently dancing through the curtains, curled up in your owners arms as a sweet summer breeze passes through the window. You're safe. You're at peace. "You're such a good puppy." They mumble, pulling you in closer. This is what you've been looking for.

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1 year

Only two and a half hours until my surgery to give me a knot to breed you dumb mutts with. 😤 Should anything happen, it's been fun. 🫡 I will keep silly posting until I gotta put my phone in the locker.

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1 year

Letting you touch yourself, but you're not allowed to touch me. You can't kiss me, caress my arm, and definitely nothing below the belt. You can watch all you want, scent my heat, hear me moan, but you're never allowed a fraction of contact. Beg for it like a good puppy. 💕

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1 year

Sitting on a puppygirls lap in public, her cock buried deep inside of me while I have a casual conversation with someone as she tries so hard to stay still and calm. Wouldn't want to get caught, would we? If you finish quietly, the good puppy will get another 'treat' later. 😘💕

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2 years

Oh, sure, act like a bratty puppy all you want in public. Tell people you're in charge, scoff when I try to tell them otherwise. Tell them how dommy you are. But the second we get in the door and that collar goes on, you are unequivocally my stupid fucking puppyslut. 💕 Good dog.

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1 year

Getting a little 'grab here' tattoo on each of my hips so my puppygirl knows where to hold when she ruts into me. 🥴💕 (She's not very smart and forgets sometimes, but she's the best!)

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1 year

Letting a puppysub eat a few 'special' treats before having them crawl into bed and eat me out nice and slow would cure me fr fr 😔

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2 years

Me and my puppygirl saw you from across the bar and we just needed you to know we love your vibe and want to take you for walkies

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1 year

Puppies with a bad attitude just need a soft voice and a steady hand. 💕 Where's the hand? Pressed against their tender throat while I snap the collar on, permanently locking them into it. If they're lucky, they'll miss the chastity cage and be allowed to touch when /I/ say so.

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1 year

yes hello I need to place an order-

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1 year

if she doesn't tilt her head when she's confused and wiggle her hips (nonexistent tail) when she's happy i don't want her

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2 years

Awww, puppy! Did you finally make a mess on the floor? I only edged you for like an hour! Ruined my fun... That's okay. But you know the rules. Get down there and clean it up. 💕 Good dog.

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1 year

Puppygirl who sits throught me painfully giving them a stick-poke tattoo of the neutered symbol on their hip because she's such a good girl for me 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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1 year

If a girl pulled down her underwear and offered me her cock while saying 'dinner is served' I would simply gag myself on her the way she deserves.

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2 years

okay I spent more than five minutes on this so I am required by law to share enjoy

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1 year

Gwtting high and locking my puppygirl in her kennel, bur forgetting she's there and inviting a fwb over to fuck in plain sight of her. I'm sure she'll enjoy the show. Wouldn't you? 🥰💕

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1 year

Onwer holding a sweet puppysubs leash as they watch their good pet try /desperately/ not to cum too fast inside of them, hearing their little whimpers and whines. 💕 This is a privilege they don't want to rush! But it feels so good! 😭

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In heat, nervously watching my puppygirl storming around the house, hearing her snarling and growling about how I locked her up and hid the key before my hormones flared up. Wondering what will happen when she inevitably finds it. 😵‍💫

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1 year

Cockwarming a puppygirl on the couch while she plays a horror game, feeling her push deeper and deeper every time she gets a jump scare. Her, snug and hard inside of me for the most confusing boner ever. But I know she won't complain, she's a good dog! 😍What game are we playing?

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1 year

Winding you up before my friends come over, watching you break and hump my leg in front of them. Your cage prevents you from getting any relief though... Can't have you making a mess after all! Embarrassed? Don't worry. They know you're just a dumb dog and can't control it. 💕🥰

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1 year

Releasing my puppysub from chastity after a few weeks now, gifting them with a nice plushie that smells like me. Giving them permission and watching, amused, as they grind themselves against it, leaking and moaning like the silly dog they are. 💕Almost as good as the real thing.

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2 years

Watching girls get hard because I call them a stupid dog >>>>>>

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@kennelguardgoat

1 year

Owner who oh so sweetly puts your collar on, only to drag you to your kennel and lock you inside. You're a little confused, wondering why, but when you see them pull down their underwear and shove their cock through the bars for you to service them, you understand... 💕🤤

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@kennelguardgoat

1 year

Your owner telling you that they got something for you, clipping a brand new collar around your neck, only to then ALSO pull out some shiny new tags!! You're not exactly sure what they say, but they make a nice noise when they clink togther! 😍💕 Surely nothing embarrassing...

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@kennelguardgoat

1 year

Just admit it already... 🔫💀 What's the worst that can happen?

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@kennelguardgoat

1 year

I know your brain likes to keep trying to give you big complex thoughts full of worries, puppy. Here, just eat this and that will all melt away. 🥰 What is it? Don't worry about that, silly dog, just do as you're told. I fluffed your bed up for you already. 💕

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