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Ken Early

@kenearlys

4 years

“MCFC football club”

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@21LVA

4 years

Ten years 💙

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5 years

i laughed along with everyone when roy keane DESTROYED the united players last week but it was guilty laughter, here’s why

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8 years

juanfran approaches the atletico fans to beg forgiveness. the whole stand rises to applaud him

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city have the treble - so what are they so angry about?

Ken Early: City’s domination has been bought – and they’re paying the price

It’s time to accept that oil-funded success and mass popularity will never go well together

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5 years

what’s lampard going for here - “tory night king”?

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5 years

Me, after saving a fiver on my weekly shop at Tesco:

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roy keane - wasted in football

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2 years

lampard: everton manager gerrard: villa manager rooney: derby manager terry: head coach, ape kids football club

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@JohnTerry26

2 years

💭💭💭⚽️👀

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4 years

italy had 20 confirmed covid-19 cases on february 21st. now it’s almost 6000 and swathes of the country in lockdown/quarantine. ireland has 19 confirmed cases today. everything still going ahead as normal 👍

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man city - has any team before been so good and left behind such a paltry emotional impression?

Ken Early: Manchester City’s dominance a reminder the rich always get their way

Money wins titles, but Guardiola’s style lacks excitement that club’s fans – and players – seek

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4 years

honestly impressed by what a shambles the new government has been. you simply have to admire it

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4 years

the surprising thing about this chart is not the delusion of the british, which is to be expected - it’s that the other three countries also give the wrong answer

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6 years

think sam summed it up well at the end

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@kenearlys

4 years

once again the lazy chelsea players have let this guy down

Football Daily

@footballdaily

4 years

🗣 "Not good enough, the players have to take the responsibility" Frank Lampard vents his frustrations with his team in his post-match interview

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5 years

spurs banners mainly customised england flags, couple of union jacks etc. not a single england flag at the LFC end

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4 years

thank you millwall

Ken Early: Taking the knee is not just an empty gesture – it never was

Booing Millwall fans remind everybody what the knee protests are actually all about

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@kenearlys

2 years

ronaldo is worse. the most ruinous big club signing since coutinho. highest paid player in the league but wrecked the team and when solskjaer got sacked CR7 was likely the main reason why they didn’t hire conte, a decision which is gonna cost them another £100m+

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@UTDMarcel

2 years

Can we all agree Harry maguire is the worst Manchester United signing ever

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5 years

i thought you were playing arrogant for laughs but turns out you were serious. the richard hammond to keano’s jeremy clarkson

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@GNev2

5 years

Unfortunately we live in an age where presenters are paranoid about ex players taking their jobs aligned with the habit of interjecting far too often thinking people are tuning in to watch them!

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7 years

increasingly clear the guardiola-mourinho rivalry is a bit like the one between england and germany - only one side thinks it's a rivalry

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7 years

cultural sensitivity FIFA style - every country introduced with name both in english and translated into the native tongue

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5 years

jurgen klopp’s way doesn’t guarantee trophies, but there will be cold beers and hot tears

Ken Early: Klopp’s way has something extraordinary about it

The mass celebrations in Madrid and Liverpool were no mere happy accident

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4 years

this is what they showed the players

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6 years

girl at kurskaya station coffee stand handed me my americano with the words “it’s hot be dangerous” which i think i’ll remember forever

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6 years

can’t believe gary neville is talking about a world cup semi final after england just lost to belgium B. colombia so much more dangerous than japan. best of luck with that

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4 years

typical NUFC luck..

◢ J◎e McCann 🧊

@joemccann

4 years

Oil just hit $0 a barrel.

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7 years

souness speaks his brexit brains

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6 years

reading some of the tweets about roy keane from last night. i don’t think england fans can say it’s coming home mania was all just a big joke, and then fly into a rage when keane greets their elimination with some light trolling

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8 years

nobody can have a complete picture of what happened in marseille, so here's how it looked from my point of view

Ken Early: Russians go to war with an English myth

England supporters are the inheritors of a reputation they no longer deserve

www.irishtimes.com

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4 years

martin luther king channels ned stark

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“the shock of the premier league season” - BT sport’s verdict on man utd’s fourth home defeat in 10

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3 years

if he doesn’t switch soon... he’ll regret it

Ken Early: It’s time for Alexander-Arnold to move to the middle

Liverpool and England fullback might be too good to spend his career on the right flank

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@kenearlys

8 years

THAT'S ALL VOKES

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@kenearlys

6 years

now that matic has joined mcclean, i wonder is poppy rejectionism about to spread rapidly throughout the EPL, like tattoos did a few years ago? nearly all of the foreign players (who make up two-thirds of the league) come from countries that were invaded by britain at some point.

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6 years

thank you for all the positive comments about the mourinho/napoleon article. it almost makes up for that guy calling me "a bald-denier... the curly gervinho" a couple of days back

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6 years

uruguay-saudi arabia - what a waste of time. i feel bad for the city of rostov. the 48 team world cup is such a fucking awful idea. they should be cutting it down not making it even bigger and more stupid

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5 years

english people - please, for the love of god, do not elect this malignancy

The Times and The Sunday Times

@thetimes

5 years

EU migrants have been able to “treat the UK as if it’s part of their own country” for too long, Boris Johnson said yesterday as he reprised the core message of Vote Leave’s 2016 EU referendum campaign.

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5 years

why do arsenal fans (and the rest) hate players so much?

Ken Early: Is Mourinho the perfect man to take charge of what Arsenal is becoming?

With the way things are going at Arsenal, maybe the time has come for a lurch to the dark side

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5 years

georgia coach vladimir weiss: "ireland play football, if i can say, like michael flatley dancing... his passion is unbelievable. ireland is nice country, but georgia is also nice country. we have also fantastic dancer. better? we will see tomorrow, OK?"

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8 years

at a wedding with @RichieSadlier

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6 years

trapped in a stadium toilet in moscow beating on door but nobody comes to rescue me send help

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4 years

here’s my sister @sarahearlys asking you to help the health service get through the crisis - financial support is badly needed - please donate at or or or whichever hospital is closest to you

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3 years

florentino perez, the first and only president of Super League 2021-21

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7 years

more satisfied customers

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8 years

love this new look from mcgregor, like a young george rr martin

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4 years

hmm haven’t tweeted anything in ages what’s this about

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6 years

couldn’t think what else to say about mourinho, then saw this tweet by michael and thought, hold my beer... article:

Ken Early: Like Napoleon, Mourinho is the outsider always trying to prove himself

Special One has never recovered from losing faith in his own myth at Real Madrid

www.irishtimes.com

Michael Cox

@Zonal_Marking

6 years

@oilysailor @anirrational Mourinho famously cited Hegel, but did you know that Hegel also said something else, that is not-really-applicable to Alexis Sanchez?

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3 years

don’t panic. we have much to learn from luxembourg

Ken Early: Theatrical displays of outrage to Luxembourg defeat will get us nowhere

Instead of raging at losing to Luxembourg we should be reflecting on what we can learn from them

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8 years

this mkhitaryan chap from the man united reserves looks quite a find. credit to jose mourinho for leaving no stone unturned

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6 years

it's possible i'm not the best judge. but i think PSG just might be the uncoolest brand in the history of capitalism

Tom Williams

@tomwfootball

6 years

From Beyonce donning a customised away shirt to Justin Timberlake performing in club-branded merchandise, PSG have become one of Europe's most glamorous clubs. But will it help them gain any fans? My piece for @brfootball

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7 years

love the way brexit has made the UK so independent that their PM can't criticise anything trump does, no matter how suicidally stupid

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7 years

yer da thinks jürgen klopp doesn't know how to organise a defence but he's missing the point

Ken Early: Strong case for the defence of Jurgen Klopp’s vision

Liverpool have a better chance of success if they keep taking the game to the opposition

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5 years

it’s what wilfred owen would have wanted

Mascots Minute Silence

@MascotSilence

5 years

Beautiful tribute to our fallen soldiers 😢

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6 years

rugby is winning ireland's culture war and football isn't even giving itself a chance

Ken Early: Cruel contrast at the Aviva as O'Neill's Ireland stagnate

On a week when Irish rugby has scaled rare heights, football is sinking to a new low

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4 years

the fungi story reminds me of christmas eve when they put weather reports from the north pole on the news, only apparently this is directed at adults and is serious

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4 years

all mouth and no bollix

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4 years

i read a piece in an irish newspaper about the rise of populism, which claimed “fact checking” is a thing in irish papers & radio. it ended by quoting JFK, omitting to mention that JFK was at the time [mis]quoting hitler, with a likely-fake quote more often attributed to goebbels

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6 years

morocco offered compact geography, TV-friendly time zone, great weather, small carbon footprint, but in the end there were several billion more reasons to vote for the "united" bid

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6 years

trent alexander-arnold has been good. wonder did klopp fire him up by repeatedly asking him “are you shitting yourself?” in front of the other players

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2 years

brain fried. thank you football

Ken Early: You couldn’t make up the madness of this World Cup final and Messi’s Hollywood ending

Final for the ages is crowning glory that puts Messi on a par with Maradona’s effort in 1986

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7 years

"glasses bastard" 🤣

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4 years

if we are not careful this handball madness will drive fans away from the game and then where will we be

Ken Early: Handball ‘crisis’ a timely distraction from the grim bigger picture

Football in eerie, empty grounds has been reduced to a parody of its former self

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4 years

how to win awards and influence people

Ken Early: Importance of bravery is lost on Mourinho

Rather than gripe, the Tottenham manager should ask why Klopp is getting the plaudits

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7 years

when trump sidelines a news organisation, the others in the room need to stand up for it, or they'll all be picked off one by one.

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6 years

left bike unlocked for 10 minutes outside my front door in a dark quiet street with few people passing by aaaaand it’s gone. fuck you dublin!

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4 years

“that’ll teach you to leave me out”

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4 years

this line makes lionel messi look so bad i’m worried it may be a line that’s been put out to make lionel messi look bad

AS USA

@English_AS

4 years

Koeman apparently told Messi that the "privileges were over." For Messi that was too much, leading to his decision to leave. Reactions:

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in a hipster coffee place in saint petersburg. exposed lightbulbs, antique wooden dressers, rickety reclaimed wooden furniture. they just told me they're out of coffee

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5 years

@johncrossmirror the lads behaved even worse on d-day believe it or not. killed like 5000 germans

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7 years

fighting back tears at elegy from dunphy & brady for lionel messi, who's scored just 45 goals in 44 games this season #RIP #goodbyelionel 😢

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german clubs still don’t have access to sugar daddy billions, which at least means their moral concerns are at a more rarefied level than “am i tacitly endorsing war and slavery”

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2 years

weird how this keeps happening

James Corbett

@james_corbett

2 years

A curious case from the world of football sponsorship. Another company, seemingly with no staff, no active products, barely any assets and whose operating company is registered to a mailbox in London, is a longstanding official partner to Manchester City

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5 years

watching brighton v liverpool and jordan henderson has put on an absolute clinic of crisp and decisive backpassing

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6 years

this is even better than i remember. and i like when david pleat refers to one of the all-time legendary displays of world cup showboating as “what i would call, old-fashioned inside-forward play”

Panenka

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6 years

Esto era Zidane (vía @90sfootball )

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hey @saveciaranmurph how long have you been moonlighting with putinist biker gang the night wolves

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england v sweden - today decides whether three lions fever breaks & begins to recede, or flares into a crisis phase of delirium

Ken Early: The least we owe England is to keep on hating to the end

No room for objective analysis or comment when it comes to England’s World Cup run

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8 years

tottenham will never escape "lads, it's tottenham" now. they might as well get it up on a plaque over the tunnel like "this is anfield"

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8 years

just noticed this nice little snapshot of nigel farage's britain in the last line of the rooney drinking hatchet job

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5 years

well done geoff

Robin van Persie

@Persie_Official

5 years

This man who helped me reach wonderful heights during my career, has meant so much to me. Looking forward to joining @GeoffShreeves tonight celebrating Arsene Wenger’s career in London @legendsoffootball . In aid of Nordoff Robbins.

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3 years

sideways (alexander payne, 2004)

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6 years

i wrote a piece on mo salah for slate, & i hear that when ppl read it in ireland it's accompanied by a barrage of vote no ads. when i look at it here in ukraine the only ad is for something called "alkoclean". anyway, if i was home i'd be voting yes. now off to buy some alkoclean

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3 years

challenges crashing, bones splintering, a close-up too SHOCKING to broadcast - are you not entertained?

Ken Early: Harvey Elliott injury exposes nonsense of ‘let it flow’ directive

Liverpool have shown you can play fast and furious football without endangering players

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2 years

a polish woman was admiring my dog in the park and after making a few compliments about him she asked me “and does he shite?” i said “i… suppose about twice a day?” immediately after that i realised she was saying “shed”

𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲

@im_all_id

2 years

A hot guy at my job asked me if I had any plans and I told him 15 because I thought he said plants

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7 years

used to say i "lived" on crumlin road for seven years but maybe i have to start saying i "survived"

Even in Las Vegas, the barriers of Dublin still press against Conor McGregor

Long after he escaped Dublin, Conor McGregor still rebels against its psychic barriers. Small wonder he's crazy enough to box Floyd Mayweather.

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2 years

it would be great if football players could please stop hyping pyramid schemes

Ken Early: Into cryptospace and beyond – John Terry bursts forth

When it comes to cryptoinvesting, players on the endorsement trail may need to reconsider

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3 years

the new FAI CEO jonathan hill is doing a press conference. apparently he hasn't read champagne football. sure why would he i suppose.

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8 years

got fucking fed up reading empathetic articles trying to "understand" trump voters. you are fascist morons. history will judge you harshly

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3 years

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6 years

that final would have warmed livia soprano's lizard heart. i think she'd have loved sergio ramos. report from kyiv -

Justice has nothing to do with it as anti-hero Ramos has the last laugh

Salah’s injury and Karius’s disastrous display combine

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5 years

my mate here watching the match “the only thing i can say about our team is we have a player that nobody in their right mind would go in for a 50-50 with. and we’ve got the only player in world football who’d go in for a 50-50 with him. and they’re both from the same village”

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3 years

imagine how insufferable bayern are going to be when their refusal to be bribed saves the people’s game from the billionaires’ plot

Miguel Delaney

@MiguelDelaney

3 years

Press release from Bayern, who declare the strongest possible opposition to The Super League

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8 years

anyone who thinks wayne rooney gave an impressive display in midfield for england yesterday should be watching andres iniesta tonight

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5 years

good thread on the chernobyl show which is really worth watching if you haven’t seen yet

Slava Malamud 🇺🇦🇮🇱

@SlavaMalamud

5 years

I have just finished watching Episode 1 of Chernobyl on @HBO . My perspective is that of someone born and raised in the Soviet Union who has vivid memories of 1986, the catastrophe itself and how it was handled by the Soviet politicians and the state media...

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france: a cold-blooded armour-plated reptile of a team, bristling with terrifying fangs and spines. they will kill you but at least they’ll destroy your will to live first

Irish Times Sport

@IrishTimesSport

6 years

Ken Early: France’s terminators set to bring football back to Paris

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6 years

trying to figure out the thought process that leads you to appoint the manager you had 20 years ago

Ken Early: McCarthy the ‘safe’ choice but is he the right choice?

FAI has passed up the chance to take a new direction with Stephen Kenny

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6 years

well well, hello again ireland. you’re looking... brown

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5 years

i really believed mick mccarthy might manage to guilt trip rice into sticking with ireland, but i guess the other option of playing for the country of his and his parents’ birth in three world cups and earning way more money was difficult to turn down

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3 years

@MiguelDelaney yet you describe that astro league copa america as a “major trophy”

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4 years

lol who cares about the index? #fantastic

Mark Tighe

@MarkLTighe

4 years

Just got the updated cover for Champagne Football and the third print run ordered this morning. Looks great with reaction quotes from the trinity of @joeliveline @Dunphy_Official and @kenearlys 🍾⚽️

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