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27 / any pronouns / wrestling geek / love of my life: @quadruplehaelix

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Joined December 2010
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@kelzerys
kelz
9 months
new top surgery just dropped
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Scott Lesh
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graphic design is my passion
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Submit your designs using #SummerSlamShirtContest for a chance at two front row seats to #SummerSlam and #SmackDown in Cleveland, plus airfare, accommodations ... AND your shirt ON SALE at the Biggest Event of the Summer! More info:
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2 years
“lose weight to get rid of sleep apnea” okay but then why do skinny people have it then ? 🤔
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4 years
If you've ever wanted to see someone's chronic illness symptoms laid out onto a line graph here you go #neisvoid
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@Deligracy Neglect the children at all costs
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8 years
@ILLCapitano94 Mystery Girl from Steven Universe
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@jackieaina me in bed tweeting men ain’t shxt next to my wonderful girlfriend
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@BATHSmusic Thank you for this addition to our letter board
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10 years
@GameOverGreggy by Joker makeup you meant pretty pretty princess makeup, right? http://t.co/neUv74iEUR
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10 months
this is just flirting straight up
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omg hit tweet
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3 years
Paddington 3 will begin shooting in 2022.
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@thisisdanbell I strive to be this extra
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respectfully
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it's almost time
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5 years
@stefsanjati As a bi femme YES I understand completely
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4 years
yoooooooo disabled / spoonie squad, what if i put this on a tee??????
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i support swerve strickland’s sexy sexy wrongs
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1 year
breaking news @LansingMIFacts
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5 years
@LeftAtLondon Me and my fiancé so cute 💕
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3 years
i'm sorry my entire personality right now is being a transguy™️ but i have also like......... not gotten to be a guy for 22 years of my life so.................................
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@QuadrupleHaelix
🎃 flaycie 🩸
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whatever your version of good vibes or praying or whatever please send them our way because i had to call an ambulance for kelz and im waiting in the emergency room and i've never been more scared in my entire life
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4 years
@TheMilesLuna You can start by unfollowing Oney
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3 years
@Bhytes1 @trixiemattel category is: deviated septum eleganza extravaganza
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4 years
@mermaidshewrote @bennessb Google sheets! I tried 8 million symptom tracking apps and they all weren't what I needed. There was a learning curve for me cause no one ever taught me how to do spreadsheets but it really has been super useful. Here's an example of a weekly tracker for me
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10 months
all his bisexuality is stored in this cunty little nose stud
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10 months
thinking about cody rhodes' slutty little nose piercing
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4 years
Hey #neisvoid what do y’all do when you can’t open your pill bottles? My fibro sometimes makes me so weak I can’t get them open 💀 9 times outta 10 my partner is there to open it for me but sometimes she’s not
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@LansingMIFacts i’m a meijers giraffe sun & pennsylvania bridge moon
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6 months
Happy Christian Visibility Day! I hope to see our lord and savior, Christan Cage, back on television today!
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2 years
@TheZoneCast i love being a nerd and knowing this is a vintage map of king’s island
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2 years
we bought a house!
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6 months
it’s my clown son’s 12 birthday today!!
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7 months
sting and darby allin
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The best cat mother exists…
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@Kelsey_ross99 i’m sorry people are invalidating your experience. i also went through this and you’re not alone.
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omg happy birthday mox !!! truly the pain slut of all time
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@Brandon_Vescovo Not to be a jerk or anything but 😬
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I love grabbing a man’s waist. Hi babygirl
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Hey #neisvoid ! I made a template in google sheets for y'all to be able to make a symptom tracker like this
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kelz
4 years
If you've ever wanted to see someone's chronic illness symptoms laid out onto a line graph here you go #neisvoid
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omg just kiss
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@ThePurrrcast @saraanjuliiyer @StevenRayMorris @MeganKott I feel like my cat has Goldblum vibes cause he’s so handsome and weird
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sheesh 😳
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4 years
am i a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan or am i muppet? (am i muppet?) if im a muppet, then imma v manly puppet (v manly muppet) . thank you @sadwastelander for this incredible art
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1 year
happy bimbo death to me 💕💅🏻
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4 years
@sicc_bitch I literally want to frame these tweets and frame them cause this is the exact thing I needed to hear 💕
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10 months
if tony khan doesn’t give me hangman mox swerve texas deathmatch i’m gonna [REDACTED]
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omg i'm so pretty 🥰
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@kelzerys My reaction to that information
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i made a mox shirt for the ppv so everyone knows who i’m rooting for
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1 year
i had a vision and i need someone to actually make this merch
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RING OF HORSE
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2 years
me at pride
@BxPersonified
Emily Engel
2 years
Bald is beautiful! ❤️ (I’m waiting for her hair materials to be delivered).
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me showing everyone my top surgery scars
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juice ⛓️‍💥☣️ COMMS!
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4 years
considering just getting an arm chair or small loveseat for my desk in lieu of a desk chair anyone in the #NEISvoid have any input?
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8 months
this is everything to me
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All Elite Wrestling
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. @abadon_AEW speaks?! Watch the latest episode of Hey! (EW) with @RJCity1 right now! ▶️
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2 years
what people think i mean when i call myself a gay bear vs what i actually mean
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4 years
Lmao live footage of @RachLWhitehurst encouraging my clownery 🤡 @villagers_voice
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3 years
this is why i avoid telling neurotypical people about my food sensitivities cause this is how they act:
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hi, someone with heavy food sensory issues here! beluga caviar and champagne are two of the only things I can actually consume regularly and not get sick from.
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@cutequeer96 Pansexual hair artist in training ✨ catch me at avedakels on Instagram
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dialogue options in my head when i get misgendered:
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@GifZelda
Zelda Gif World
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Link’s dialogue options in Breath of the Wild!
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do you think elmo's favorite wrestler is bryan danielson
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Elmo
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It's New Year's Eve! That means Elmo gets to stay up late. YES! YES! YES! YES!
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@sicc_bitch Lol just noticed my brain fog typo but still the sentiment is there 😂
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@CoffeeWChrachel You can’t play with my heart like this y’all were really my favorite podcast and I miss y’all so much 🥺
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“amab” “afab” please shut up, i am a f*ggot
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4 years
@emkburke OH.... all my life people just told me that I’m too hot all the time cause I’m fat, but then I kept getting confused cause I’ve met so many fat people that don’t have this issue. Fatphobia permeates everywhere and everything.
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aight done shop here help me pay some bills
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taking a selfie in front of the michigan ave construction is brat
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4 years
time to go to the grocery store y’all know what that means
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boyfriend time!!!!!
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@crystalwillseeu wheel chair user here 👋 genuinely confused by you being called ableist ?!!?
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3 years
this is what antidepressants do to you
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my cat said disabled rights
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girl i can hardly leave my house cause shit is so inaccessible and i live in my state’s captal shut up
@POTUS
President Biden
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For the 1 in 4 Americans living with a disability, the ADA is more than a law. It’s the key to equality, opportunity, and independence.
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cackling
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@DisneyDan people in the comments are not realizing people wear clothes that are bigger than 2X/3X
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2 years
3 weeks later i am a man of my word
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3 years
what should i dye my hair
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this photo of jonah hill is so gender
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@fibrofuckboy 1. shower chair 2. don't push yourself too hard it's never worth it
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we need to start fully blocking people who post ai “art” bullshit i’m so serious
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4 years
@Tinu Had an interview so I also got gussied up
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3 years
my partners and my cats while i’m working
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1 year
🕯️ manifesting bald and gun jumping ship 🕯️
@WrestlePurists
WrestlePurists
1 year
Dax Harwood has filed a trademark for the name “CMFTR”
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i look like i gave birth lmao
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4 years
@Tinu Omg I literally thought I was just imagining my bones hurting BUT THEY LITERALLY DO holy heck ty for linking this
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9 years
When you're Fall Out Boy af http://t.co/e7mQTovGcX
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9 months
peep the pronoun change or don’t, i don’t care
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4 months
pandora recommends me @BATHSmusic 10+ years ago ➡️ married to the love of my life
@juniper39_
Vivian 🥥🌴 567-68-0515
4 months
what’s the biggest case of the domino meme your life? Mine is: Googling “origin of the nyan cat song” ➡️ I live in Washington, DC now
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recreating these photos when i get top surgery
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4 years
old guy called me young man over the phone today it’s gender euphoria time baybeeeeeee miss sarah tonin had entered the mfn chat!!!!!
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3 years
the results are in folks
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kelz
4 years
Hello #neisvoid Do any of y’all with fibro have teeth/gum pain?
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