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4 years

the emotion we were articulating when we typed "xD" no longer exists in the current age

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i'm starting a feminist program where i teach young girls to torrent without their boyfriend's help

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Can you believe it's been 7 years since a stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming the Toronto IKEA

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normally wouldn’t post dating app screenshots but this response has been stuck in my mind for weeks

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2 years

happy 4/20 to him only

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thinking about the verbal cruelty of snowmen in animal crossing when you don't roll the snowballs to the right proportions before assembling them

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2010-2013 tumblr was completely lit if we're being honest and i do not blame a single one of my ~200 internet friends for being literally addicted to it for years

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you already knowwwww i copped that stupid baggu x collina strada bag shaped like a horse

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4 years

thinking of simpler times

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4 years

wallace shawn was the final celeb encounter i had at my job before i quit. he was there for a matinee of the irishman, came out of the auditorium to ask how much more time was left in the movie, and then had a visible bruh moment when i told him there were still 2 more hours

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@kelibacy

5 years

My main takeaway from Little Women is that Zach Braff should go to jail for dating Florence Pugh

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the big appeal of hyperpop in 2017-2019 was that it did NOT sound like the pop music that was charting at the time, so its extremely funny to see every popstar whos commercial peak was 2017-2019 trying to do a hyperpop thing now

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Halsey's website has been updated ahead of her new era. ⭐️

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5 years

good to know people are still making points over on tumblr

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6 years

do you have to let it linger????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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the thing thats eccentric and dare i say a little offbeat about me is that i'm planning to watch the girl movie but also? i'm planning to watch the boy movie.

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5 years

@chain_necklace i miss the constant exposure to an endless stream of cool pictures

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2 years

the marines coming back to pandora to exterminate jake sully

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@kelibacy

4 years

just say you hate men and go

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@kelibacy

4 years

i know it's weird how fixated i still am on this tweet but it simply stays with me. evergreen and aging like a fine wine

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I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!

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2 years

regardless of how avatar the way of water performs at the box office it will still be seizing the title of the movie that most perfectly exemplifies this tweet

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@kelibacy

4 months

getting to the movie theater weirdly early is one of the truest pleasures in life…… but i guess not everyone can be an intellectual…..

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@kocasoda

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when my friends don’t want to be fifteen minutes early to the movie

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8 years

"Alexa, WHY DO WE INSIST ON FEMINIZING ALL SERVICE ORIENTED CONSUMER LEVEL AI????" -me screaming at my echo dot

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@kelibacy

5 years

@venmo4feet the ladies need my help!!!!!!!

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2 years

i'm so proud of women for inventing wearing a fanny pack as a crossbody bag

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@kelibacy

5 years

remember that girl who wrote a thinkpiece about how the thank u next video was homophobic because ariana shoved troye sivan

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@kelibacy

4 years

nobody asked for receipts but i was indeed on that phone preserving the moment that fateful november afternoon

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@kelibacy

6 years

Still haven't met my new roommate who moved in several days ago but I can hear the faintest murmur of No Tears Left to Cry coming from his room right now so he can stay

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@kelibacy

15 days

@ventriclemouse sadly no and worse yet they have the audacity to pretend they're doing you a favor

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@kelibacy

5 years

There's one culturally relevant plot point in Harry Potter and it's when they seek out the guidance of a formerly revered author and it turns out the life has left her body and she has been possessed by the spirit of their enemy

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@kelibacy

5 years

end world hungies

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@kelibacy

4 years

@tacomaster420 im just some guy

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4 years

ending bunny day on my own terms

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@kelibacy

2 years

@huntychan the bop of the century but at what cost

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@kelibacy

5 months

@strawbiery idk who that is

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@kelibacy

6 years

the album grimes releases after she and elon break up is gonna be exactly like when a friend dates a guy with a million red flags and then after he dumps her she tweetstorms about how men aint shit as though everyone in her life didn't warn her BUT its still gonna be 100% bangers

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@kelibacy

4 years

this stack of discarded laptops in the paris hilton documentary because instead of ever getting them fixed she just gets a new one and writes what happened to the old one on a sticky note

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@kelibacy

4 years

starting to feel like spending most of this past year largely confined inside my home and forced to treat all other humans i come across when i do venture outside as potential contagion vectors to be avoided at all costs might be having a negative impact on my mental health!

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@kelibacy

4 years

not so funny when it happens to you.......

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@kelibacy

2 years

personally i think if i brought her inside my house as my pet she would act like a normal house cat and nothing bad would happen

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@kelibacy

4 years

at this point it's absolutely futile to act like any of hillary's emails mattered other than this one

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@kelibacy

4 years

drop the "e". just "monky". it's cleaner.

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@kelibacy

6 years

Nobody is allowed to forget about this tweet

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3 years

not sure about this one

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2 years

every time i turn on top 40 radio in the car

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@allisongeroi the secret to enjoying rent is simply being introduced to it before you’re in 10th grade

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@kelibacy

6 years

Was just reminded of this 5 level expanding brain meme I made about The Bachelor last year and anyways it still applies

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@kelibacy

7 years

just used drano in my shower immediately after buying it instead of putting it under the sink and forgetting about it for weeks so yeah, i "get" radical self care

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@kelibacy

4 months

so beautiful how a monday afternoon solar eclipse gives everyone license to act unemployed for the day

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@kelibacy

7 years

remember how people used to literally write on one another's facebook walls to communicate instead of contacting them privately

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@kelibacy

4 years

A year ago I quit a public-facing service job at an entertainment venue to go back to school for a career in probably the most remote-friendly industry in the entire labor market, where I now have my first ever full time job. The luckiest, most perfectly timed decision of my life

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@kelibacy

5 years

@kmhrt while they were out partying we studied the blade

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@kelibacy

6 years

Let's settle this right now: anyone who says they wouldn't get an Ariana Grande neck tattoo like 48 hours after they started dating Ariana Grande is lying

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@kelibacy

2 years

tiktok encourages adults to post in a deeply embarrassing way that everyone should have gotten out of their system by abusing the photo booth application on an imac at a public library during adolescence

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@kelibacy

2 years

me when i definitely didnt die 3 months ago

Roya Nikkhah

@RoyaNikkhah

2 years

EXCLUSIVE The Queen will never live again at Buckingham Palace, her main residence for seven decades. Her Majesty has decided to make Windsor Castle her forever home and will do her future official engagements “predominantly” from Windsor @thesundaytimes

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5 years

A uniformed employee visibly violating minor workplace policy like eating on the clock and/or being short with you almost always means they have been pushed to their limit by the labor conditions of their position. Attempting to get them fired over a minor transgression is evil.

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@kelibacy

5 years

i don't know guys something about the fact that the movie is called "extremely wicked shockingly evil and vile" tells me they might not ACTUALLY be portraying ted bundy in a positive light

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@kelibacy

6 years

My take on Ariana's annunciation is that you can look up the lyrics if you wanna know what she said and her voice is a wonderous instrument that should not be restricted by the confines of the English language plus she absolutely doesn't care if people can understand her or not

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@kelibacy

6 years

My current theory about the psychopaths who livetweeted the airplane meetcute are that the two victims got up to go to the bathroom at the same time so they could privately discuss the fact that they were being photographed without consent by said psychopaths

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@kelibacy

8 years

I never listened to The Smiths in high school and honestly I'm glad because it seems to have done a number on all of you

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@kelibacy

4 years

Remember literally yesterday when the senate blocked an emergency paid sick leave bill

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8 years

this has been saved to my desktop for months. even when i take a second to clear everything else off i cant bring myself to move/delete it

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@kelibacy

6 years

In a decade people are gonna be posting links to YouTube videos called "Spider-Man Pregnant Elsa at the Dentist Buried Alive Kids Children's Nursery Rhyme" and be like "my CHILDHOOD"

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4 years

phew.... almost forgot for a second that i'm on a journey

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3 years

@arguendiot call my man ranch because he be dressin

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7 years

happy Aggressively Calling It International Working Women's Day Every Time In Order To Emphasize The Holiday's Socialist Roots day

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gonna be soooo awkward if solutions dont actually emerge

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4 years

@_eroscestlavie graphic design was genuinely their passion and i think thats beautiful

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@kelibacy

4 years

for some reason i can't restrain myself from letting everyone know that her hat isn't podcast merch it's from urban outfitters. you can see in the video that there's no little logo on the side. thanks

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@kelibacy

3 years

im sure this has been tweeted 800 times but so many people who are triggered by paying an upper middle class income bracket's worth of taxes would instantly think it was dope if it were rebranded as a subscription service for libraries public parks and the fire department

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6 years

Most of those "2018 has been so long ___ happened this year" posts haven't resonated with me but I just remembered that woman who photographed and tweeted about two strangers flirting on an airplane without their consent for hours and then tried to get a job at Buzzfeed out of it

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@kelibacy

2 years

walk addicts be like cmon bro just one lap around the block before i sit down and focus on work for the day

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@kelibacy

7 years

DID U KNOW: there are ways to be feminist that aren't viral marketing for a multi million dollar action film

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1 year

@allisongeroi kidding around is still illegal for women online

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@kelibacy

4 years

Literally felt like I was auditing their mother son therapy session

Caleb Hull

@CalebJHull

4 years

Pete Buttigieg: *starts speaking spanish* Amy Klobuchar: "I wish everyone was as perfect as you, Pete." KAREN HAS BEEN UNLEASHED #DemDebate

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4 years

we're coming up on the one year anniversary of this chaos

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Holy FUCK.

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4 years

did anyone else think their life was a tragedy but then realize just now it's actually a comedy

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1 year

for the most part i agree that media consumption doesn't count as a real hobby but it's actually not true when it comes to rewatching mad men. that specifically is actually a skill that you can hone and be really good at.

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@kelibacy

3 years

idk if im the only one whos been making observations while gazing upon society and applying them to my broader worldview or what but this pairing has always made perfect sense to me

˚✧₊⁎ rodentlover555 ⁎⁺˳✧༚

@gastationbarbie

3 years

what do they have in common like what do they talk about i want to know

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5 years

literally the funniest thing ive ever seen

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twitter users horrified by the existence of competition reality television vs average opinion on survivor reddit

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imagine thinking its not soup time

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5 years

this rules

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Logan Paul was just on Fox Business and, well, it was something

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ok never talked about it before now because it was a risky/embarrassing life choice but i took out a $17,000 loan for my ux/ui bootcamp. entered repayment in october 2020. about to submit my final payment for the remaining balance and close the account. lets goooooooooooooooooooo

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