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assistant state’s attorney for baltimore city • howard law GRAD ‘23 • she/they • 🏳️‍🌈 • argumentative antithetical dream girl • all opinions are my own •

Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2012
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I PASSED THE MF BAR EXAMMMMM
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@dom_dotty .... she’s right and she should say it
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Wearing two masks so the Starbucks barista knows I’m a radical leftist and getting an oatmilk latte so she knows I’m gay
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Bel Air, Maryland: this song is for YOU!!!
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Men: pls stop shooting your shot on LinkedIn
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1L oral argument ✅
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If i were to have kids i would make them really obscure Shakespearean names just to ruin their lives
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NOW IM AN ESQUIRE
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I PASSED THE MF BAR EXAMMMMM
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"Santa" is sending me to a Caps game with the best player's jersey @tom_wilso
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This Barbie is done with the bar exam
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I HATE the trend of white ppl using “this is America” while talking about the *woes* of being called out for racism and homophobia. Childish didn’t write a whole song about how fucked up America is for Black ppl for white kids to use it as a trend about their “oppression”
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Once again Aus takes the best pictures ever...
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Can’t wait to fucking lose all my rights as a woman and as a member of the lgbtq community cuz y’all girl powered scalia in a wig onto the court
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Moving to dc in less than 24 hours 🥺
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Ever had someone deny immortality to be with you? Yeah me either pass the vodka
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the gods were glaring at me, but annabeth had her hands over her mouth. her eyes were shining. and that kind of made up for it
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“How’s law school going?”
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Hanson's reaction to the win🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😂😂😂😂 @breakin_EGGS #USAHockey #USA http://t.co/w0rmHNwaZt
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@dom_dotty Right!! Put that shit in the microwave in 10 years or sumthing
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You might go to a Harford county public school if you're laying in bed refreshing HCPS website every second.
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Student loan debt cut by $10,000? That will help me so much with this $180,000 degree LMAOOOOOOO
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@human_espresso Where is the fashion!!! The winx girls were WELL DRESSED and these girls are not
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Ignore the fact that I'm laughing into a tree or staring off into the distance contemplatively🍁🍃 @AustinEisenhour
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Really boutta be going to zoom law school 🤡
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Real hot girls are happy that Trump lost. If you’re not happy today, i got something to tell you
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2 years ago today i ate an edible for the first time, couldn’t feel my legs, and texted my ex “can’t feel my legs, you tryna come over & make them more numb” and then immediately passed out.
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I love that professor Coleman’s statement is like “I’ll continue to do what I’ve been doing and what y’all should have been doing” bc he’s one of the only English professors that regularly addresses systemic racism in his courses
@smcmtea
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@emm_nystrom but here’s some positivity! check out the faculty statement professors sent out regarding their explicit support for the BLM movement
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Homie it’s August
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The guy i made out with in Michigan said he was gonna vote blue because of me so this is my contribution
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I really started undergrad with the trump election & I’m starting law school in a global pandemic 🙂
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Most of the people @ Smcm that would be business majors are racist sports players so this is, in fact, on brand for st Mary’s
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My favorite kink is the federal judges that trump nominated ruling against him
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Kinda wack that y’all are honoring her but cut her whole program but hey what do i know
@StMarysMD
St Mary's College MD
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Professor Katharina von Kellenbach’s entry titled “Feminism” will be published by the Encyclopedia of Jewish Christian Relations. Jewish-Christian relations can look back on more than half a century of striking achievements.
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Guys. I just officially committed to go to law school.
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My parents getting the first dose of the vaccine is proof that bullying does work
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If i go to jail for assaulting someone tonight just know it was my father & it was warranted
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I hate that a woman just died and the thing we’re worried most is that she might get replaced with a bigot
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I miss the drama of smcm where we all just slept with the same five people and acted surprised everytime it happened
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I miss being at a bar in Baltimore where a man told me he goes to Harvard and i said “what’s that?” and watching his reaction
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Finally, some fucking good news
@aileenwthenews
Aileen
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has officially been re-elected to congress #AOC #2020Elections
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Ya gurl is gonna be PAID this summer 🤑🤑🤑🤑
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This bitch got a JOB!!
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I didn’t rehearse my Starbucks order and now i want to die
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Attendance isn't mandatory
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#GrowingUpAGirl not being able to be friends with a boy without everyone thinking one of you secretly has feelings for the other
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SMCM alum!!
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Baltimore new mayor has a great Afro
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Can i get uhhhhhh separation of church and state?
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I’m off private bc I’m officially employed & getting paid this summer 🤑🤑
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Sansa stark era
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My favorite thing ever is when Kenna tweets about fullmetal alchemist
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say a single bad thing about alphonse elric I fuckin dare you
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Back in my day, there were arts & humanities majors and minors at my liberal arts college
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Should he concede to Ronald Reagan?
@GovLarryHogan
Governor Larry Hogan
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If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland. Stop golfing and concede.
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i ✨forget✨
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Big O 🦍
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How do y’all not eat 3 times a day????
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Why wasn’t this Edward in the twilight movies
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no thoughts just robert pattinson with cows
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Guys i spoke this into existence cuz i GOT INTO HOWARD LAW TODAY
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Law schools pls let me in
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All the white alums at Smcm need to do better
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First time meeting my Civ pro professor! He loves me and said I’m his fave student!
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This is a completely frivolous lawsuit… he ain’t mention that HE was racist FIRST in the complaint lmfao and people called him mayo king so he’s SUING!
@nypost
New York Post
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White student sues historically black college Howard University for $2M over racial discrimination
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Love on Tour
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I really feel like i shouldn’t have to say this anymore but if you voted for trump!! We are not friends!! Unfollow me, take ur racist ass off my page! & fuck you, disrespectfully❤️
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Happy grad #NewProfilePic
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If i like your birthday post on ig that’s me saying happy birthday lmao
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Lmaoo Michael wick keeps emailing me and asking me to fill out the senior survey... should i tell him how negatively my college experience was affected by his son sexually harassing me??
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Ur fave bitch is done with law school 🥱🥱
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This the one
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sorry i didnt text back i dont care about anything anymore
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Bruh I’m so tired of living through historical events
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How does orientation start in less than a month & ppl still haven’t secured housing
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Whether ppl put their shopping carts back at the grocery store or just leave them
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My mom just left our family group chat in anticipation of her favorite pig leaving office i love this for da family
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@kelbey_e
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I thought a ONE TERM PRESIDENT SAID SOMETHING
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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I really said “good question” to my professor when he asked me a question i hate it here
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Men are so wild on twitter but then in your dms like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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I just got an interview 😭😭😭😭😭
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One thing about me: i walk fast. I hate a mf who walks slowly
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I really really really hate America’s healthcare system
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Finding out your former friends voted for Trump <<<< unfollowing them and unfriending them because they voted for trump >>>>>>
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Listen i used to be embarrassed about liking One Direction bc ppl made fun of me in hs but now idc I’ll say it with my whole chest
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HUSL’s bar passage rate going up single-handedly because of c/o 2023
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Instead of cancelling all field trips into Baltimore city maybe we should cancel all school because of shootings @HCPSchools
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...remember when President TJ told us to our faces that she had no control over who was expelled or suspended from smcm? Especially based on title ix cases? Cuz i sure as hell do
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She did it. She ended racism. Pack up and go home y’all
@kobcritic_
Kayla 💛
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BLM failed to consider
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The way that tomorrow is August
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I just want a PHD so people have to call me doctor. Is that a good enough reason to get a PHD?
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If my partner told me i wasn’t smart enough to be a lawyer? Streets would say that’s a toxic, emotional abusive, bad relationship. Why is it different when a professor does it to a law student?
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You really can’t make this shit up
@joe_oslund
Joe Oslund
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"Making an informed choice regarding your own body shouldn't be controversial"
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Googled myself & it’s 5 pages of field hockey stats I’m GOOD YALL
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Good i hope he sad
@Zone8977
Zone 🏛️
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send him a booty pic he’s probably sad <3
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GOODBYE FIRST SEMESTER 1L
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Holla at this dope as shit states banner
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Sorry i didn’t text back i spiraled deep into an existential crisis getting my law school schedule
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𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚
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Tell me your college/alma mater by showing me it’s most renowned local dining establishment.
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