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@keeleeloo
Keely
4 years
To the twitter employee out there debating if they should hit that one button to delete trump’s account....... we support you. Press it. Don’t be shy.
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Keely
7 years
This is not an "equal pay" issue. This is a "you're not funny like them" issue.
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People
7 years
Amy Schumer Asked Netflix For More Money After Learning What Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle Were Paid
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Keely
3 years
Pro lifers in Texas right now are like, “ah finally I no longer have to worry about something that had nothing to fucking do with me in the first place ☺️”
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Keely
5 years
They’re still tryna teach that girl how to speak Spanish
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Keely
7 months
I’m so glad tiktok didn’t exist when I was this age bc I 100% would’ve posted something like this
@dylanisunique
dylan ∞ ☼
7 months
no cause why she ate that 😭 an icon in the making i fear
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Keely
2 years
Bitch the earth??? Spinning? FASTER?
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@keeleeloo
Keely
7 years
I wanna do this for me one day
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Keely
5 years
Those of y’all who want to #DumpStarbucks because some police officers were asked to leave are the same people who were real quiet when two black men were arrested for waiting at a Starbucks. But I digress.
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Keely
3 years
Ppl were passing out at kehlani’s show in San Antonio a few years ago due to circulation in the venue. She stopped, gave everyone water, and moved people that were struggling to the front. When everything was settled, she resumed the show. So for Travis to just kinda.. watch😐
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Keely
3 years
Hormonal acne is the worst bc it really doesn’t matter the amount of skincare you do, that shit is coming thru
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Keely
7 months
Are we taking shots for Gypsy Rose mf Blanchard today OR WHAT
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@keeleeloo
Keely
9 months
Can she calm down
@PopBase
Pop Base
9 months
A fan captured Taylor Swift’s reaction to Travis Kelce taking a fall during last night’s game.
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Keely
1 year
Love a man protecting his lady
@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
A$AP Rocky checks men who got in a fight at the club in front of Rihanna: “Act like gentlemen right now, you heard? I got my lady here.”
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Keely
7 years
Ok to make this clear, I'm ALL for equal pay (obviously, I mean I am a woman lol), but if someone is better at the job then..... ☕️
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Keely
5 years
I don’t really do anything out of the ordinary when it comes to makeup so I’m happy with this 60’s look lol. I’m proud of me 😢
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@keeleeloo
Keely
5 months
I cannot imagine being hungover in bed just fighting for my life and something going “mom”. Omg I couldn’t
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@keeleeloo
Keely
3 years
San Antonio is fining people $300 for people that leave their dogs out in the cold so this is your warning you pieces of shit
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@keeleeloo
Keely
3 years
“The show must go on” is intended for the audience to enjoy the show.
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@keeleeloo
Keely
3 years
If y’all can’t handle a bad bitch just say that
@SAFAfamily
SAFA (text SAFA to 844.947.6360 for updates)
3 years
Today at SA NISD Clark High School graduation. WARNING: misfit behavior repulsive evidence of a great degradation in our culture that is harmful for this young man and society. #NISD #NSISD #ClarkHighGraduation2021 #MisfitBehavior
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Keely
3 years
Another thing, if/when this takes effect and you’re a woman that finds yourself being fucked by this change, I will support and donate for you to travel out of state to receive a safe and legal abortion.
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Keely
4 years
I agree that deleting his account, temporary or not, would add fuel. My mindset was that he can threaten lives with no punishment when people do far less and are silenced by platforms such as twitter. My sensitivity was aimed toward fairness, but that’s not our biggest problem.
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Keely
3 years
I could understand defending him if he had no idea what was going on and was just performing. But he looked right at them. There were clearly police lights. And people screaming to the crew stop the show because people were dead.
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Keely
5 years
I’m not arguing with any baby boomers, trumpets, or anyone who sees black people guilty before being proven innocent. This tweet has been muted until further notice. I said what I said. Stay mad about it. Y’all have an excellent morning.
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@keeleeloo
Keely
1 year
A 10 year old is not a WOMAN you stupid c*nt
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
1 year
Pro-lifer Laura Strietmann on a 10 year old victim of rape having to carry the fetus to term: "While a pregnancy might have been difficult on a 10-year-old body, a woman's body is designed to carry life."
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Keely
7 years
I mean....... I just use a purse lmao
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Lexy
7 years
Now this is how you go to a movie (all of the stuff in the last picture was in fact some place taped on my body, including the coffee)
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Keely
8 years
* #bigtittiesbreaktheinternet trending* Flat chested women like myself:
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@keeleeloo
Keely
5 years
I wanna get my vagina waxed but I don’t want the wax lady to look at my vagina
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Keely
4 years
When Jessica was first introduced on Love Is Blind, I was like “she’s so pretty and sweet like why is she single” and then
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@keeleeloo
Keely
7 years
I'm not hating on Amy IT'S JUST MY OPINION
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Keely
5 years
How I’m feelin rn
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@keeleeloo
Keely
6 years
I’ll always love you @BetoORourke
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@keeleeloo
Keely
5 years
He sending me quality pics of his bootyhole 👌
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@keeleeloo
Keely
2 years
Hey uhhhh I need like some public official in San Antonio to make a statement about this rumored serial killer bc what
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@keeleeloo
Keely
6 years
You heard the man
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Franco
6 years
if you love her put $1,000 in her account
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Keely
3 years
Before you ask…. Yes. Yes I did.
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@keeleeloo
Keely
8 years
When the drinks at the club are too expensive
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@keeleeloo
Keely
6 years
My job seriously allows us 5 mental health days a month. That shit is wild. They’re ahead of the game.
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Keely
3 years
Idk the ins or outs of how out of state abortions work, but if I see some go fund me on my TL, I’m donating and RTing. DM me if you wanna be anon idc. It won’t be much, but I’ll help where I can.
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Keely
5 years
@rigaytoni @starryxdjh That’s that “I’m white; acknowledge my privilege” voice. Kind of like a customer service voice 😭😂
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Keely
5 years
I know she said she’s all natural, but those knees can’t be REAL. HOW.
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Keely
4 years
NORDSTROM IS CLOSED FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS AND IM GETTING PAID FOR IT BABYYYYYYY AHHHHHHB
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Keely
5 years
Damn girl you were having SEX sex
@leismommy_
yes, my real name is Princess🫦
5 years
only bitches will understand 😂
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Keely
4 years
I hate dating guys with exes. Like you felt happiness before you knew I existed? Ew. No thanks
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Keely
1 year
Me when a customer makes a joke and then I get to walk away
@mickeywon234
Timmy&Jimmy
1 year
how fast my mood changes for absolutely no reason
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Keely
1 year
I still don’t understand the thought process of seeing a picture of a child and then attaching a sexual joke to it.
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@keeleeloo
Keely
6 years
Bhad Bhaddie broke this man
@DrPhil
Dr. Phil
6 years
I'm here to rock this bitch! 🤘🏼
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Keely
3 years
The fact that people are threatening to call ICE on Mexican restaurants that are continuing to enforce the mask mandate in Texas ... wow, man.
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Keely
2 years
I saw some bars becoming 25 and up and got so worried but I forgot I’m old as shit so it’s chill
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Keely
1 year
Wasn’t gonna drink today it’s just… you know…. The submarine 💔
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@keeleeloo
Keely
6 years
@gbg_bucks Someone said she had a hole in her tights so it’s just her skin poking through
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Keely
4 years
Tory is facing up to 22 years for shooting meg. I’ll drink to that
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Keely
5 years
Knowing this is actually a felony charge helps me sleep at night
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Keely
1 year
2 women with the most insanely beautiful eyes. I love them.
@meganfoxfiles
best of megan fox
1 year
megan fox and billie eilish, that’s it, that’s the tweet
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Keely
1 year
Seeing a lot of male opinions on this. This isn’t for y’all. It’s for the girliessss
@forevasznn
F✧REVA HAS A PROBLEM
1 year
Y'all sat here and enjoyed this ? 😕
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Keely
3 years
Out and about 🤍
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Keely
2 years
This woman was absolutely gonna thrive in the fashion world
@CAPTlVEHEART
Maggie Rhee Fans International
2 years
selena with one of her designs 27 years ago today (march 7th, 1995)
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Keely
4 years
Tiktoks will never be as funny as vine. The low quality, the random cuts and takes, 6 seconds of god knows what.. ah. Chefs kiss.
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Keely
5 years
I’m 23 today 🥳
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Keely
2 years
I got a lot of hate stares for wearing this top today… I know I’ll be in their prayers tonight
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Keely
4 years
I work at a call center & I think it’s funny when people hang up on me bc the first thought that goes through my head is “they don’t even know I’m sexy” “they hung up on a sexy girl and they don’t even know”
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Keely
4 years
Literally all I’m asking for is an anonymous donation of $20k in my bank account
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Keely
5 years
The way she scooted up at the end lol girl better MOVE
@espn
ESPN
5 years
Jay-Z and Beyoncé are courtside for Game 3 😎
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Keely
8 years
Chris fixing Selena's jacket on her wax figure breaks my heart ☹️ THEY LOVED EACH OTHER SM
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Keely
5 years
The girl recording this made me so mad. Dumbass.
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Keely
5 years
Did my makeup for work for once and now they’re talking about promoting me I’m screaming
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Keely
8 years
Singing in the dark so no one can see my ugly emotional singing faces 😂
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Keely
5 years
GIRL. HIS DICK. ITS BIG!!!! I - oof
@BrotherNature
Brother Nature
5 years
🧘🏽‍♂️🐒
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Keely
4 years
To everyone on here talking about “$1000 isn’t shit y’all know that right” ..... right. I’ll take your government check then since you don’t need it, Mr and Mrs Moneybags
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Keely
4 years
Top tier woman ugh
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Keely
1 year
Shoutout to everyone supporting her, but these are so bad
@pimpinyapops
taya 🧍🏾‍♀️
1 year
after like 5 fuckin coats! 2 hours just for the design and i only charged $165 for the fullset 😮‍💨 am i playin myself?
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Keely
4 years
Finding out Megan Thee Stallion was born in San Antonio is making me feel whole inside
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Keely
2 years
The meanings y’all are taking from this are so funny bc I actually really don’t care lol
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Keely
5 years
Plaid SZN???
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Keely
6 years
@Ziyfine His name is Dr Ghavami
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Keely
6 years
I was on my neighborhood app & someone reported their home being broken in to. I told them that mine was as well & who it was. Anyway, the kids mom saw & said she’s gonna call the cops for defamation of character. Like, ok, girl. They’re just gonna arrest your son for burglary 😂
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Keely
4 years
I’m doing it right
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Keely
5 years
When you and your childhood friend decide you’re gonna do drugs together
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Keely
4 years
Wanna impress u but I ain’t gonna press u
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Keely
4 years
I was washing my sheets I swear I don’t live like this
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Keely
5 years
I remember that one time I got a nail in my tire and my parents got mad at me and told me that I need to be more careful and look where I’m going. Like how the fuck am I supposed to see a nail on the road HUH
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Keely
6 years
@baecerra I found this one back in 2016 💀
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Keely
3 years
It’s giving drunk y2k celeb
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Keely
5 years
My vagina rn
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Keely
4 years
Hello I am 24 today someone ask me for my bday wishlist
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11 months
It’s raining in San Antonio… makes me wanna..
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Keely
3 years
@pimpcessjailyn_ Just was…. Humming? Lol. Like, he had the mic. He should’ve asked what was happening and if everyone else was ok. He knows what those crowds are like.
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Keely
5 years
Where do da pussy go
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Keely
4 years
I saw what y’all did for that little white boy in Walmart. I want that same energy here.
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Keely
6 years
I get depressed when my room is dirty, but my room is dirty bc I’m depressed..... understand?
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Keely
7 years
lol y'all got kylie covered up REAL good
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
7 years
The Kardashian/Jenner sisters for Calvin Klein’s #MYCALVINS campaign.
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“I doNt KNoW hoW peOpLE gO ouT evErY WEekEnd” bc I’m fucking depressed and this is the only coping mechanism I’m aware of
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Keely
5 years
Imagine being 22 and still having to lie to your mom like a child lmaoooooo.. it’s me I’m the fucking child
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Keely
5 years
Go be great in your lavender
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Keely
5 years
FREE THEM YOU ASSHOLES
@ajplus
AJ+
5 years
Last week, a Massachusetts judge and court officer were indicted for allegedly helping an immigrant man leave the courtroom through the backdoor to evade an ICE agent waiting to arrest him in the lobby. They face up to 20 years in prison for obstruction of justice.
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