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@keelan_____
Keelan
6 months
@SevillaFC_ENG Now take out his ACL Acuna
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5 months
@BLFNCAFC @Thehullboy1 Ben getting cancelled we will be there
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9 months
@blakedcfc Because actual Darts content creators who watch the sport all year around have the personality of wet flannels
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7 months
@northernassist @StevensG020792 Disgusting bunch of robbing bastards you lot
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1 year
@MaryoFcb Barcelona fans went from “we stole your best young star on a free” to “he’s the worst to ever play for us” 😭
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Keelan
5 months
@PapaPincus The slow speaking in your videos added two more years to your life and all of ours
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3 months
@BLFNCAFC 🏴🏴🏴🏴 Sorry, was going to reply with the flag of the country Wales play next in the Euros but couldn’t find one
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@keelan_____
Keelan
9 months
@kojotrap @DramaAlert Oh besides the sexism, homophobia, violence and oppression?
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1 year
@andy_kurniajaya @CFCDUBois @elsdawg Same Fabian Delph that was a starting PL winning full back?
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Keelan
6 months
@iulianlfc Disrespecting other people’s beliefs has been normalised by Christianity for centuries 🤣🤣🤣
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@keelan_____
Keelan
7 months
@FootballJOE In the nicest way possible, please retire fella.
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@keelan_____
Keelan
17 days
@AJMUFC10 @DalotDiogo @JacintoTeixeira Brother 20 years old is when you know it’s time to drop the footballer profile pics 😭
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@keelan_____
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4 months
@luxcurv “Bale 2012/13” and an Adeyemi GIF were the only things I could find on there Please tell me I’m missing something and they aren’t crying over that 😭
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@keelan_____
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2 years
@YoutubeDepthzFN @KSI Wait until he finds out that mercury is in drinking water
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@keelan_____
Keelan
2 years
@ManCity The lack of shits given about the situation is amazing
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Keelan
9 months
@blakedcfc Argue with his multimillion subscribers 👍
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@keelan_____
Keelan
2 years
@City_Xtra @ManCity @TeleFootball Outside the big 6? Must’ve been Manchester United
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@keelan_____
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7 months
@talksportbet 26th January 2020 - Kobe Bryant tragically passes away 26th January 2024 - Fortnite OG is out 🤝
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@keelan_____
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1 year
@Ms_RMFC @Michael____040 Not even Madrid can fill Edersons shirt 💀
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@keelan_____
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1 year
@City_Xtra If there’s one player who deserves respect after leaving it’s definitely him, not mummyblessme merchant
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Keelan
1 year
@ZakKnowsBall Dead team mentality from you
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1 year
@FtwGlitched Send Man City another £50m? Send us the first fucking £50m and then we’ll talk
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Keelan
5 months
@TeBe_Blade Well done you just caused teams to lose so much money they can’t afford to exist, removed the only reason people watch the Prem, brought back violence and drunken disorder and turned every league into the championship.
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@keelan_____
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21 days
@socceraid @miniminter @Sidemen Still leeching of him for clips to this day 😭
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@keelan_____
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1 year
@StoolFootball If she needs a rebound I’m here
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5 months
@PapaPincus Thanks lad, just aged two years
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1 year
@CR_bcfc Wrong mate, I’m actually speaking to a pussy right now 👍
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@keelan_____
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2 years
@TheEuropeanLad That’s one of the worst Spanish squads I’ve ever seen
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4 months
@oli_mcburnie Neither team has lost 8-0 this season unlike Sheffield United sooo
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11 months
@OfficialShots He might cry down the tunnel again 😢
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Keelan
1 year
@msorient Those in the stands shouting abuse at those trying to save a man’s life need to apologise just as much as the EFL, the manager and the staff. Shocking from them, no not shocking, utterly disgusting.
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@keelan_____
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2 years
@RBLeipzig_EN OMGOWDNFJFJ LMAO WE ARE TOO GOOD ITS NOT YOUR FAULT LADS
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Keelan
1 year
@DanGaughan_ Notice how he didn’t tweet about it either?
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3 months
@BLFNCAFC 2012-13 League Two champions, you’ll never sing that
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4 months
@Lozzacoops77 @jnorwood_10 Do share it it’s been a boring Thursday afternoon on Twitter
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1 year
@Doozy_45 Why would they want that? 😭 It just means you’re gonna get bummed by Alvarez instead
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Keelan
1 year
@City_Chief How kind of them to publicly admit they are about to pay the referee
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1 year
@bateson87 Sure it is when you spent as much money as it would cost to solve world hunger on FIFA
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6 months
@PitchSideTweets Adebayo is one of the only reasons Luton have a chance to stay up. Bradley has been decent. A rare brilliant take from Lewis.
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28 days
@Tgarratt10 Time to learn their songs now
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5 months
@PapaPincus You’re like 34 years old and only just passed?
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4 months
@Lozzacoops77 @jnorwood_10 Pussy card activated
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1 year
@City_Xtra Let’s not do a typical city here lads just grind out an easy win with no drama 🙏
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1 year
@City_Xtra @JamieJackson___ True, it should’ve been 8-0
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2 years
@bernardooooV3 He’s scored 2/3 of that tally in the UCL alone and we aren’t even out yet 😭
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9 months
@blakedcfc Multiple 👍
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6 months
@SanMarino_FA Omg that means it’s the battle of tits vs ass today
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1 year
@RobosFUT It would be 96 rated for a start
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11 months
@Footasylum Watching Joyce get voted out in the final
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Keelan
1 year
@City_Xtra Ederson in midfield it is
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Keelan
11 months
@latestballuk1 @ESPNUK And if Haaland won the World Cup Messi would still have won the Ballon D’or 😂
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7 months
@SamueILFC Shove the “we had an ACL injury” to the trophy cabinet Ruben Dias doesn’t need sympathy to win debates 🥱
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4 months
@efcchlo_ The things people do to miss a GCSE
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6 months
@ltfc_jt Man City 5-2 Luton (95th’ MK Dons with Saudi money)
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1 year
@swfc @LCHodkin Some of this comment section are salty and jealous as hell 😂
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1 year
@socceraid @JackWilshere @UNICEF_uk Cal the dragon VS Leon Edwards would be phenomenal
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15 days
@The_Forty_Four Pretending Manchester City don’t belong in here because they spent some years in the lower divisions is absolutely cringe
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1 year
@EmiratesFACup @KTFCOfficial A K and an E and a T and a T, an E and an R and an I N G A T and an O and a W N Kettering Town FC
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1 year
@City_Zone_ Kevin de Bruyne is quite LITERALLY bigger than Burnley Football Club.
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1 year
@City_Xtra Bernardo and Ruben need to take them out for dinner before the game
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4 months
@Itzhazza12 Not exactly the same but I used to get Reading and Fernebache mixed up all the time so I thought Reading played in Turkey 😭
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Keelan
2 years
@djenkinfitness @AnfieldWatch Might be disappointed to concede 5 then
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1 year
@City_Xtra Carson scared him into retirement 😎
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9 months
@xfootballia @HenryJackson87 AYMERIC LAPORTE A FAIL? 😂 God scousers these days
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Keelan
1 year
@manIikeisaac @Sidemen You might be one of the last people on the list of who we want to see
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Keelan
9 months
@cx0ppa_adr323 @kojotrap @DramaAlert Yeah pal don’t worry I know I hate all religions equally
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Keelan
1 year
@CoTITUS @FCBayernEN It’s because Mané assaulted Sane and Sane didn’t assault Mané
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1 year
@City_Xtra @Laporte Thank you for everything @Laporte 🥺💙
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1 year
@strictlyfotball Dias and it isn’t close.
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1 year
@UTDCJ_ Not like bro ushered the cameras over and was like “ayo come record me crying for a minute to show my passion”
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Keelan
2 years
@pawangomez10 @BarcaSpaces Ok go back to paying the refs and selling your soul to afford to make transfers 👍 😂
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1 year
@EnglishBlanco @bannajiMCFC Fair and square besides the fact Casemiro should’ve been sent off and both Madrid penalties were extremely lenient
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1 year
@CFCMod_ @cfc_dylan3 Literally almost threw everything they worked for away 😭
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1 year
@City_Xtra @ManCity Favourite moment was the day we stopped wearing that dross
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1 year
@SxrgioSZN Nah man Hwang is gonna dunk on us now It’s like the Son “Harry Kane team” moment all over again
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Keelan
8 months
@City_Xtra @MarkKleinmanSky We’re Man City, we’ll sue who we want
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8 months
@DannyAarons “Wow he’s so selfish” Lads, we were all waiting to do the same thing 😂
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3 months
@OfficialFPL @FPL_Pinnacle FPL admin casually saying these teams are shit 😭
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Keelan
1 year
@BrentfordFC You mean a single against Man City and a single against Man City’s C team?
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1 year
@City_Xtra Sterling missing one on ones? Rolling back time
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3 months
@BLFNCAFC Like how we went easy on you twice last year?
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1 year
@City_Xtra @Jack_Gaughan People saying Grealish, I genuinely reckon this was Walker’s plot 😭
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1 year
@City_Xtra 12 men and still lost 😭
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2 years
@City_Xtra WE ARE SO SHIT
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1 year
@cityreport_ Book him for the Madrid games
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1 year
@ManagingBarca @DBR8 COME HOME GUNDO WE WILL GIVE YOU THE TEN YEAR DEAL
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Keelan
1 year
@NW3Gooner Arsenal fans losing an argument so they result in name calling 😭 The only sex offender they’ve lost track off plays for you and the Ghanaian national team 😂
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1 year
@utdaarron @Neycromancer @bethTmufc Pep would put Grealish over Rashford and I think he knows a thing or two more about football than you
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1 year
@UtdChronicle sure lmao you’ll go 1-0 up and the protests will stop
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1 year
@cityreport_ @itau @JimenaJuani Meanwhile certain bald London owners force their English strikers to stay at gunpoint and ruin their careers
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6 months
@OfficialPDC @angryginge13 @the_pieface They always make the same dead joke whenever they get YouTubers to do this “oh don’t worry if you’ve just arrived this isn’t the main event” Hahahahahaha 😐
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1 year
@FrankieRatcli16 @FulhamFC Not a nice thing to call your own team
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1 year
@Omada_UK @StokeyyG2 The amount of virginity in this video is unreal
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Keelan
1 year
@kevindegoatt Better than celebrating victims of r*pe being forced to conceive a child they never wanted
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