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Ambidextrous. *nobody can bring you Peace, but yourself*

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2009
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Carol❤
@kebubu
11 months
My brother is selling these water bottles that he designed. They are hard plastic material, 800ml capacity, available in black n white or coloured, name can be written if you want. Suitable for school going kids. KSh 1,300/- call or WhatsApp 0723173146. RT.
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Carol❤
@kebubu
1 year
Drama in our flat, I guess our neighbor (guy) does not have a job and the girlfriend/wife has a job. He was out jana and has come back in the morning and found another guy in bed with his girlfriend/wife 🙆‍♀️. Gf/wife is like… “mi ndio nalipia hii nyumba”
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My son hates vegetables, so when he's eating ugali..I put the vegetables inside the ugali, like dumplings and then meat kando. Leo nimepatwa nikiweka! 🙆‍♀️
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Carol❤
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3 years
Wooow...na wewe uko hosi. Asimio la kifo
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Hon Millicent Omanga
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3 years
Naskia Nairobi-Kisumu train will spend the night in the wilderness after a 12hr journey. Asimio la Usiku!
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@ShankiAustine
SHANKI👑
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3 years
Name a better chaser than this Safari Lemonade Lime
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1 year
The other guy has come back, amekalia mtungi outside the house and the girl is sitting on his lap. Meanwhile the jobless dreadlocks guys is in the house, amekataa kutoka 🥲 maskini
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3 years
@QueenGathoni This was me and him
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11 years
Tupac shakur..ama tusipack?
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1 year
“Wewe kazi ni kulala tu” and now they’re physically fighting. Gosh
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1 year
The other guy has walked out and the couple, both have dreadlocks… are just pulling each other’s dreadlocks
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1 year
Caretaker ameenda kukuwa Koffi Annan… I have gone back to my house 🤣🤭
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1 year
Guy: mi natafta job na wewe ni umalaya tu. Gf/wife: eeeh acha niendelee na umalaya, wewe Hama. Mi ndio nalipa nyumba. 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️
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1 year
Update: sijui walimaliza aje, they’re awfully quiet. But I’m about to sit on the mtungi and sun bask
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@kebubu
12 years
Nita shuku hao wengine 68..RT @MlaKavu : utado nini kama mko 69 alafu mmoja wenu ashute.....
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5 years
Waaaaaahhhhh waliachana? Natalie na Yule bouncer
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11 years
Ipatie mouse to mouse >_> RT @GranvilleSoy : PC yangu imekufa /o\
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Carol❤
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11 months
Founding fathers and mothers of Twitter, do you remember our emojis? :D :-) ;-) :-o -__- o_O \_
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7 years
Made my baby his first shoe using old jeans 😄😁😄
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2 years
Everything about this picture is funny, like Kalonzo was also in the race to become Queen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Carol❤
@kebubu
4 years
Waah.. how is this life though? A friend of mine just fainted and when rushed to hospital, was announced dead on arrival. She wasn't even sick
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@kebubu
12 years
Mama mboga: utakula maembe leo Karo?? Me: Mbichi please!!
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Carol❤
@kebubu
11 years
Ata kwa Bible kulikua na salonists. Thessalonians
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Carol❤
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11 years
Africa rides on yana tyres baby RT @QueenGathoni : And men, remember to say sexxay things about her body as you explore it #VerbalIntercourse
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@kebubu
5 years
Which phone brands have you used since you started owning a phone? Mimi ni Nokia, ideos, Samsung, Sony and iPhone
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12 years
Ati Amarula ni 20,000....kwani inakuja na Amarubber, Amasharpener, As in Amaset yote?? *_*
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Carol❤
@kebubu
11 years
Him: do you know what kayaking is? Kamba pal: si when someone steals your car -_*
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11 years
One minute you're eating cabbages, the next minute God is telling you to build an Ark
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1 year
Do they even know we were Mayors on foursquare? 😆🤭
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Carol❤
@kebubu
3 years
Kwanza vile huwa anajaza Garlic Powder kwa chakula zake nilijua huyu ako na kasoro😅🤣🤣🤣
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Carol❤
@kebubu
11 years
My dentist says I should floss daily. So here goes... I'm super rich and everyone in my Fam has like 3 cars (+_*)
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Carol❤
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5 years
Even electronics, we have the Tv's designed for the African market. If you buy a parallel import it's usually more clear and has more specs, only issue is warranty
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@kebubu
4 years
*my son checking out my ID photo* Son: mum huyu ni nani? Me: huyo ni mum.. Son: mum wa nani?? Woooow😬😂😂
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Carol❤
@kebubu
5 years
@Trackmann There were these sweets called toffees I really liked, I wrote down the address that was on the wrapper, wrote them a mail of how I loved their sweets and they sent me 2 packets. Okay it wasn't dumb after all😂😂
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@kebubu
1 year
Funny thing is huyo mdem ata hajawai ongea juu ya hiyo breakup… like she instantly moved on. Wow
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12 years
Duuuuuude...she just called you Mike Tyson. "Oh hell no! Hold my belth ...thon of a bith"
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@kebubu
12 years
Yao Ming, Yetu Kidogo. LooL
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12 years
A bad cat = douche nyau
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3 years
I wish desperate housewives was on Netflix
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@kebubu
8 years
😊😊 RT @imWaavey : Just incase you were having a bad day, watch this 😭😭
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6 years
Monday Tuesday Saturday Monday Friday Saturday Sunday
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3 years
@Lencer_B I had to tell him the ugali dumplings are mine😂
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2 years
@mainneli_ Kwanza Glenn!!! Iliniuma but i kept watching till Rick died n I was done
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8 years
😂 RT @WayneL_Jr : Females just born with that arguing trait, even when they can't say words yet they still argue 😂
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7 years
I really need a job where i can work from home and just be with my baby 😢 RT till I find that job
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Carol❤
@kebubu
4 years
@Redding__ Fudge and mintchoc
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Carol❤
@kebubu
2 years
Hi guys, my friend has this AirBnB in Utawala… if you are ever around there please contact her at 0704 630 019.
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11 years
Tell the makanga "change is inevitable"
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Carol❤
@kebubu
6 years
@Kurlycheeks Waaah. Mimi I used to wonder why token zinaisha haraka. Kumbe she used to washa hot shower then she fills a basin with the hot water, then takes a bath😭😭
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8 years
😂😂 RT @Chidubem__O : Bf:"If you can raise this ball with your leg 3 times 😂 I will unlock my phone for you" Gf:
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Carol❤
@kebubu
7 years
Aaaaww...i'm 30 today . Uzee nayo 👵👵 #30IsTheNew20 😊😆😊😆
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Carol❤
@kebubu
5 years
2 years ago today, I gave birth to most handsome boy😁😍😍 they grow up so fast
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4 years
I think the second one is better. Only difference is the skin colour. First one is basic flowers
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3 years
@EdgarKevin @spazzle_ Yaaani anaeza ji compare na Fareed🙆‍♀️
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Carol❤
@kebubu
11 months
🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️ anachoma toto. 3 months and I have used like 7 jumbos
@ShankiAustine
SHANKI👑
@ShankiAustine
11 months
Hii story ya diapers kumbe inakuwaga tu porojo. My best pal alipata mtoi na ananishow 2 months down the line ata 1 packet bado haijaisha
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11 years
Keri looks for heels Keri finds heels Keri puts on heels Keri Hilson
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@kebubu
11 years
When in doubt, do what the people from doubt do
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Carol❤
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10 months
@Brianmbunde Imewekwa turmeric
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@kebubu
11 years
Mama wa kupika chapo anajiita Kim Kandashian
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4 years
Series called "dogs of Berlin" on netflix.. it's awesome!
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6 years
@droid254 Embassavas just have stickers for bedbugs and fare😂😂
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11 years
Tobey is afraid Tobey is panicking Tobey McGuire
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10 years
Hahahaha...RT @Tu_CHAe : 😄 " @trvpdrugs : 😐 #makeuptransformation http://t.co/zh09MVsz2m"
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8 years
This is funny 😀😁😂😂😂
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11 years
Nakumatt: "you need it, we've got it" Sperm bank: "we need it, you've got it"
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11 years
I've never seen a fat mannequin. Seems like they all work out
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4 years
Waaaah someone has just sent her nudes kwa WhatsApp status🙀🙀
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4 years
Atleast I'm 33
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3 years
I need to borrow money from her
@ItsKubasu
Nebs
@ItsKubasu
5 years
Mnaona Bibi ya Eliud Kipchoge si Mlevi,Havuti mafwaka na hayuko Twitter....Ladies borrow something from that woman.
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7 years
My son is 5 months today 😃😊
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@Wafunya Nyasore
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@RamzZy_ And their hugs are the best. So tight around the neck😂😁
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6 years
@DrKanyuira @pmkiruki We got to our house in campo after eating the cake and one of my friends leaned on the wall and asked us "nani amesimamisha kitanda yangu" 😅😅😅
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7 years
Yaay. 6 months finally 🎉🎉🎉😊😊
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2 years
@mswamzy Always thought it’s just me 😂😂😂😂
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6 years
@Lencer_B The customer is not always right.
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11 years
Fart Bot be like... "nyamba nane baby"
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3 years
Got a desk job. I can't stop talking though😅😅🙏
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Carol❤
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3 years
I'm tired of being a sales person (which I'm good at) I'm tired of talking to people. I just want to sit at a desk and not talk to anyone the whole day😬
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11 years
Waiter!! A round of applause please. On the rocks (._. )
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7 years
Send me a screenshot of your wallpaper
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@kebubu
9 years
😂 RT @beewol : Quality Basin Marketing 101. This is the only man who should be selling basins. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Carol❤
@kebubu
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Thank God 2017 was so awesome to me!!! Especially the birth of my sweet son😊😊 hope 2018 will be more than awesome. Amen!!
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@Mwass_ Kwanza there’s this toilet cleaner that comes with an air freshener free, 2 birds with one stone 👌😂
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French Teacher: Comment Tu t'appelle? Student: Je m'appelle coupé coupé bibambam
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11 years
Drew Kills Drew Kills again Drew kills some more Drew Barrimore
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6 years
Can someone please get me a job in any research centres, i'm wasting my brains in these sales jobs😬🙇
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12 years
May the floss be with you - dentist Yoda
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8 years
OMG 😂😂😂 RT @iGitz_ : I'm tired of these west African movies 😁😂😂
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12 years
Did you just put that handle at the end of your tweet so we know you're chatting with someone?
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4 years
Biden - 264 Trump - 214 Octopizzo - namba nane
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Naima Cochrane
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Biden - 264 Trump - 214 Dolly Parton - 9/5
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Stick some Buffalo horns on her head with super glue....make her horny. #VerbalIntercourse
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@Khoisaan
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7 years
My prince charming couldn't wait till labour day 🙏🙏😊
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10 years
This made me laugh :''') http://t.co/fQNx9pXkoX
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3 years
Had a tiny suicidal feeling yesterday, then i thought..my son. And snapped out of it. I'm okay
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@QueenGathoni Already packed..calling the uber now 😂🙆‍♀️
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7 years
My wallpaper
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The girl who made 6k in Dec and 2 million in Jan Stats za Feb as at 15th ni?
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@iamjuddah
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Happy birthday to me 😊🥳🥳❤️
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