Kazuma | Simpasur @kazu__trash Twitter profile

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Kazuma | Simpasur

@kazu__trash

7 months

Love gives meaning to this meaningless universe.

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@dotinglyricism

8 months

what is love?

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Kazuma | Simpasur

@kazu__trash

2 months

I can't even point out Romania on the map otherwise this would have helped.

Daily Romania

@daily_romania

2 months

@fenixfalcao4 Voilà

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@kazu__trash

6 months

The hate is real. We have our issues to fix but it's not why they hate you. It's actually the opposite, our success in many fronts is what they pissed about.

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@kazu__trash

6 months

Tu bsdk camera m dekhkar bola kar

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@kazu__trash

20 days

It do be like that

bidi

@rwylmikasa

21 days

international crowd realising how vile indian men are

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@kazu__trash

1 year

@mcfldk @Hari_3411 @CaudilloXVIII Cope

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@kazu__trash

7 months

Why white women in the quotes having an orgasm reading this?

The Indian Express

@IndianExpress

7 months

‘Indian men are facing a loneliness epidemic and we’re not talking about it enough’

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@kazu__trash

2 months

Niqqa atleast comment this below some girl's tweet. Your chances would be higher.

Prantik Chakraborty

@Prantik53313517

2 months

Indian woman are the most unlucky people to be born in this hell. Indian men deserve to be in hell

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@kazu__trash

10 months

Women nature, they'll leave you at the slightest of inconvenience. They don't belong to any clan or ideology but victors only.

hajra

@hajra642

10 months

Blue eyes hypnotize teri kardi ay mainu.

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@kazu__trash

7 months

They are rich af I don't see the average Indian to be this rich even in 20 yrs.

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@JettEsports4k

7 months

2030, the average Indian youth will party like this. Dehats will still be writing "fatherless behaviour" in the comments, jealous cause they weren't invited to the party.

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@kazu__trash

23 days

My brother in balle balle, it's over for you lmfao

saudagar singh

@MikeGillYYC

23 days

You’re never gonna beat the Indians at the ratio game - If they’re all chimping together, it usually means you struck a nerve -

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@kazu__trash

8 months

BC vlogging chal rahi hai exam m. Bihar never fails to amaze you 💀

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@kazu__trash

4 months

Same energy

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Kazuma | Simpasur

@kazu__trash

10 months

Ye bc ek hi state hai kya India m?

Indian Tech & Infra

@IndianTechGuide

10 months

🚨 Maruti Suzuki is planning to launch its fifth car manufacturing plant in Gujarat, India with an investment of 20,000 crore.

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@kazu__trash

7 months

Airhostess and lawyers Never marry women with these professions.

The Wise Man's Sayings

@TheWiseManSayin

7 months

Will this guy become a MGTOW now?

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@kazu__trash

10 months

> be me > gets a follow from a girl on Insta with no pic and posts > she sends me a few DMs and reels *Ignore it thinking this is my friend who's pranking me* > fast forward 4 years > she posts karwa chauth with her husband and is a absolute cutie > mfw this could have been me

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@kazu__trash

5 months

From wanting to help poor people to becoming poor people, we all grew up.

Comrade Muji (Muji ka Parivar)

@mujifren

5 months

From laughing at him to becoming him, the journey was long 😑 Yonro Bhaiya I now know how you feel 😭

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@kazu__trash

8 months

Wahmen after hitting the wall 🦫

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@kazu__trash

9 months

The real King of Jungle 👑... Lions are fraud.

The New Indian

@TheNewIndian_in

9 months

FLASH: A viral video captures a tiger seen sitting in the middle of the road at night in Chandrapur, Maharashtra.

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@kazu__trash

9 months

Isn't this the same body type we see in ancient Hindu art?

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@kazu__trash

6 months

If a grill is approaching you and giving you too much attention, she's most probably just coping with past relationship. Don't assume you have a chance. You are just a squishy toy to relieve stress.

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@kazu__trash

3 months

I was getting bombarded with his ads, mf was right.

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@vijayjyotish

4 months

June 4 will be very tense. You will certainly not be celebrating like this. @AmitShah Please prepare now for a challenging day/night on June 4. I would recommend keeping a support plan “ready” for 50 non-NDA MPs who can be reliably called-in for immediate outside support. The

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@kazu__trash

3 months

Evening Bois Here's your daily AASI psyop

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@kazu__trash

4 months

Man's achievements are shared, woman's achievements are her own.

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@kazu__trash

9 months

Bruh, this look is mogging everyone in Bollywood except Hrithik maybe

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@5031_

9 months

Akshay kumar alone can mog whole of lemurias bloodline

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@kazu__trash

11 months

I'm taking an indefinite break from being an Indian. Thank you.

Press Trust of India

@PTI_News

11 months

VIDEO | People in Varanasi, UP offer prayers in Ganga river as they extend support to Israel. #IsraelPalestineConflict

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@kazu__trash

1 year

>Mf comes unannounced >Old as fuck >Ask for my job and salary >Say I'm no match for the girl without an ounce of subtlety (wants a govt job for unemployed BA girl) >Refuses to eloberate further >Leaves Mfw I got rejected by God knows who

Indra (NCR Arc)

@IndraVahan

1 year

Getting AM proposals, all have similar conditions: > 3 bigha+ jameen in village > multistory house in our city & 1 in village > no city/destination wedding, will take place in village > 4-wheeler on my name > 20LPA+ income Girl: > BA/BEd degree > prepare for gov exam It's over

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@kazu__trash

5 months

I thought it was sarcasm 🗿

Neha

@Neha_lives

5 months

@Toxicity_______ This is the reality of so-called H men. If a girl is in a relationship with an M, then it's our responsibility to save her from K2was and get her married to a decent H guy. But so-called dharm rakshaks won't want to marry a girl who has had physical relationships before

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Girls be using this much products and still looking mid.

CIGGY

@caustic_kanya

1 year

Before safai 😭 After safai 🥳

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Guys I want to confess something. I was chatting with a girl and asked her what she was doing. And she said she's going for a shower. And I DIDN'T say "akele akele" Sorry for letting you guys down 😞

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@kazu__trash

3 months

Classic

Arjun*

@mxtaverse

3 months

Nirmala Sitharaman likely to continue as Finance Minister

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@kazu__trash

3 months

North India is hotter than Africa and Arab while it's afternoon there and 5pm ist in India 💀

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@kazu__trash

3 months

Doctors are truly becoming Gods

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@GopeshKhetan

3 months

What did she eat😭

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@kazu__trash

10 months

Mogs 80% girls on twitter

Lok 🥦🥝🥑

@wtfflok

10 months

what kinda multiverse is this 😭😭

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@kazu__trash

1 year

The peak of kalyug will be when mothers will eat their own offspring. Looks like we are quite close.

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@kazu__trash

1 year

>be men >Create beautiful songs for the opposite gender since the dawn of civilization >comes modern age >Women get rights and shiz >WAP

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Is this normal among city girls?

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@kazu__trash

2 years

@DrAMSinghvi

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@kazu__trash

1 month

@DipressedOwile You are onto something 🧐

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Me and mutuals after getting mentioned 🫶

garf

@sighommi

1 year

>history, genetics, phenotypes, politics, statistics, philosophy, militaries, culture, eugenics, countries, evolution of human intelligence between ancestral groups, evolution of ethnocentrism, cryptocurrency, machine learning

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@kazu__trash

10 months

Man built civilizations, learned to harness the power of the sun and went to the moon. Meanwhile women:

defective pikachu⁷

@kishi_asf

10 months

women, we have the chance to the craziest thing (order only iPills from zomato)

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@kazu__trash

6 months

Height is not an issue for a mf with rizz. Just drop your standards a little and there will be lots of pajeetas waiting for you. Less than 1% men are over 6ft. Simple supply and demand.

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@yeazlas

6 months

It’s so fcking over. I hate this. I will never forgive god for giving me a subhooman height. It never started for us. Just Brootal.

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Ye ladkiya pura din esa kya padhti rehti hai bhai? Desh duniya ka dhela bhar nahi pta hota inhe fir bhi.

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Guys, am I down bad or does she look better than most actresses?

dr_vee

@dr_vee95

1 year

At 16, I sat outside the ICU & studied for NEET while my father fought for his life inside. No, I wasn't afraid of the hospital or upset by it. In fact, I was fascinated. (1/n)

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@kazu__trash

4 months

Had a good M friend in coaching. We used to talk everything from politics to religion to sapna Chaudhary 😂, she was famous then. He seemed like your sacha musalman then. Fast forward 2 years, saw his post abusing India and praising Pakistan. He blocked me when I called him out.

Mr Sinha

@MrSinha_

4 months

5 years old friendship over in minutes 😂

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@kazu__trash

4 months

My brother is giving exams in 45° without a fking fan in the room. Bta raha tha ladkiya behosh hokar gir rahi hai exam ke baad. Just Vishwaguru things.

saan

@saaannvii

4 months

hows a girl supposed to give an entrance exam in a room w no acs and proper fans in 47 degrees

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Down bad would be an understatement 💀

Hitesh Awasthi 🚩 🇮🇳

@mahadev_7890

1 year

Dear Boy's and Men's Every woman has a past. Some were physically abused. Some had violent parents. Some had pubertal issues. Some had sexual abuse as a child from their own family members. Some had messedup love stories. Some had been forced into sex in the name of love. 1/n

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@kazu__trash

2 months

Faced similar things during placements. Too much discrimination.

Gaurav Sharan

@GauravSharan09

2 months

Task: Find a boy 💀

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@kazu__trash

1 year

May all my enemies get waifus who make roti like this🤞

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@kazu__trash

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Me fr

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@sliverstreets

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Indian men are dogs idk what to tell you

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@kazu__trash

2 years

I went to vote for the Hindu cause. Found one chai wala selling Hindu rashtra opium. It had Bhagwan Ram posters all over it. Was a gullible hindu so voted for him. After the general election what I saw is, he was self-proclaimed Auliya sent by Allah taala to appease Abbasi bros.

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@kazu__trash

7 months

@JettEsports4k Bruh, you didn't understand. If you have to "afford", it's already too late.

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@kazu__trash

4 months

You'll have this one day anon 😼

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@kazu__trash

9 months

3 kya 10 tak randwe aa rahe hai 😮‍💨

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@kazu__trash

2 years

@DeepikaBhardwaj First arrests the men who finds her attractive enough for a date.

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@kazu__trash

11 months

Ranveer could get almost any girl in India. But he chose her. Lmao

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@gharkakabutar

11 months

Aye ye dono bhi situationship mein the

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@kazu__trash

4 months

Blud takes W every few months and goes out of limelight for the next one 🫡

ANI

@ANI

4 months

Odisha | Ace javelin thrower Neeraj Chopra wins gold in men's javelin throw at Federation Cup 2024 with a throw of 82.27m (file pic)

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@kazu__trash

2 years

@OpIndia_com Increase marriage age ✅ Reduce age for consensual sex ✅ Degeneracy 💹 Pajeet Rashtra in making.

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@kazu__trash

4 months

I have no clue why they are hyping this mid dance. Some jeetas were comparing it with Madhubala's mohe panghat pe 💀

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@SheethalS5

4 months

Aditi rao hydari, what a stunning woman! ✨

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Jaha inke sapne pure hote hai waha uncle log ka struggle suru hota hai lol

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@JalebiFafda3

1 year

My mother's brother, his wife, and their teen son are coming over for a long week tomorrow. And I've been instructed to not wear shorts and sleeveless tees. It's 43° here. These people have seen me since I was born. I hate being a woman in this house.

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@kazu__trash

8 months

If even a brick is harmed. There won't be a sulla left on earth.

Bushra Siddiki

@bushra_siddiki

8 months

@mkatju True and this mandir will turn back to Mosque very soon

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@kazu__trash

2 years

@ndtvfeed Moshi moshi, Based Department desu ka?

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@kazu__trash

9 months

These low T mfs are stopping these women from learning their lessons. Enemies of civilization if you ask me.

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@kazu__trash

7 months

@Zoomerjeet Cheating is too common due to the nature of the job. Traveling, staying in hotels etc

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@kazu__trash

12 days

So looks like mudi ji accepted defeat in front of GAE and now will do whatever to save his position.

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@kazu__trash

4 months

Every time I look at ambedkar statue, he's one tone fairer.

News24

@news24tvchannel

4 months

बिहार : चिराग पासवान ने अंबेडकर की मूर्ति पर माल्यार्पण किया ◆ बाद में मूर्ति को 51 लीटर दूध से धोया गया Chirag Paswan | #ChiragPaswan | #LokSabhaElections2024

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@kazu__trash

11 months

If I didn't find any girl. I'll marry him.

卐Aprameya卐

@AprameyaM1

11 months

I am going to participate in Master Chef next season 😎

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@kazu__trash

6 months

Two things 1) is desh ki janta ekdum ch*tya hai 2) Modi was a visionary when he said chai pakode becho

Akassh

@BhoolNaJaana

6 months

Vada Pav ke liye itni Maara-Maari 🤯

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@kazu__trash

7 months

GM frens 🌄🌻😳

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@kazu__trash

7 months

@Mississippi___A We don't tolerate misogyny here 👎

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@kazu__trash

9 months

This lonely women pandemic is going to be worse than men.

Ghar Ke Kalesh

@gharkekalesh

9 months

Kalesh b/w a Lady and Some men over feeding stray dogs in society somewhere in Noida UP

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@kazu__trash

9 months

Kanpur >>>

Comrade Muji (Muji ka Parivar)

@mujifren

9 months

दिल्ली में हाड़ कपा देने वाली ठण्ड ❄️ GM GM GM ❄️🌟🌞

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@kazu__trash

3 months

If this goes mainstream. I could see a reviewer reviewing these rental girls for YouTube bucks 😭

Jeetas posting their L”s (insanity era)

@yeazlas

3 months

Gareeb Jeetas are now renting themselves. Pl give me money so I can hire her as my gf😇

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@kazu__trash

9 months

A very good evening to fellow Aayesha Khan believers 🌇

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@kazu__trash

2 years

@ShitpostGate

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@kazu__trash

1 year

"Forget condoms, raw dog these bitches"

pagliacci the hated 🌝

@Slatzism

1 year

did it hurt

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@kazu__trash

3 months

Billions must migrate

Bizlet

@bizlet7

3 months

Japan is inviting Jeets in. It's so fucking over.

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@kazu__trash

8 months

Man has everything to lose and so little to gain in marriages today. I know a guy from my neighborhood. Mfs asked for a 12 month salary receipt from him 💀 and their pajeeta is berozgar 🗿 This is all when they are not explicitly demanding any dahej 💀💀

Comrade Muji (Muji ka Parivar)

@mujifren

8 months

How the fvck college matters? Suppose I am from local Chunnulal Halwai college and doing well for myself, will the other party still reject me, because I'm not from a "list" of college they have prescribed This is through and through contractual obligation, I reject this system

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@kazu__trash

1 year

Pajeetas are on a field day to prove why no one likes them.

World Hindu Council

@WldHinduCouncil

1 year

Another ‘tech influencer’ behaving like an absolute a**hole and bullying girls. Hi @bitspilaniindia @_groww , do you endorse such behaviour by your alumni???

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@kazu__trash

2 years

@___priyam2 @vaibhavUP65 @meamanraj06 @narendramodi This ghat belongs to Hindus. It was built by collecting money from hindu temples. So if modi build it then it's his property now? Does he also own kashi Vishwanath temple?

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@kazu__trash

9 months

I'll be honest, seeing elite men settling for second hands is beyond my understanding.

Professor Sahab

@ProfesorSahab

9 months

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@kazu__trash

8 months

Men are inherently curious creatures. Even a JCB digging hole is interesting to them. Women are self obsessed.

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@kazu__trash

3 months

Over for kpop jeets

Hunter📈🌈📊

@StatisticUrban

3 months

Not a single province in South Korea has a fertility rate above 1.0

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@kazu__trash

3 months

Why do girls look much older than they are. Just change her clothes and she could pass as a 35 year old.

Jeetas posting their L”s (insanity era)

@yeazlas

3 months

Looking at such couples, I understand how ugly Indian women get the confidence to demand a man who’s 6”5, blue-eyes, owns a hedge fund The Indian sexual marketplace is fucked. 8/10 tall boys dating 4”11 fat 2/10 women. Over for Chadjeet too😂

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@kazu__trash

6 months

When someone asks explain pajeetness in a single pic.

Prayag

@theprayagtiwari

6 months

Department of 'ROADS'. 🤡

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@kazu__trash

7 months

Kal papa TV dekh rahe the to mujhe dusre kamre se awaaz aa rahi thi. PM bol rahe the ki desh ke 10 crore kisaano ke liye ye kiya vo kiya. BC 10 crore kisaan kyu hai desh mein? 21vi sadi hai or ye bc agriculture m atke pade hai.

sphinx

@protosphinx

7 months

Now that this conversation is becoming mainstream we should make this movement louder to improve our cities. Whichever city gets it right gets the best talent - fix roads & footpaths - integrated public transport - cheap housing - healthy food - parks and outdoors

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@kazu__trash

5 months

She's still on SM, does she have any father figure in the house or not 🗿

Dank jetha

@Dank_jetha

5 months

Introvert hu na Bhai isiliye 🤧😭

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@kazu__trash

2 years

@mufaddal_vohra @vk_sheth I saw 2.1 crore on Ind vs Pak match.

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Can you imagine another country where people are living like this and the supreme court is busy discussing gender fluidity. The PM is using his sweet time in the inauguration of tea stalls. Babus are busy in designing the worst policies possible.

ANI

@ANI

1 year

#WATCH | Maharashtra: Due to water crisis, women in Nashik's Peint village, descent into a well to fetch water (17/05)

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@kazu__trash

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@Apurvasrani

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@kazu__trash

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@i_eat_bhav @Poan_Sapdi Good for him

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@kazu__trash

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Ovari da

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@kazu__trash

5 months

Can't wait to put a note under mudi jis tweet 😼

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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Community Notes now active on India!

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@kazu__trash

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I owe my G Nehru an apology. I wasn't familiar with his game.

ANI

@ANI

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#WATCH | In Rajya Sabha, Prime Minister Narendra Modi reads out a letter by the then PM late Jawaharlal Nehru to the then Chief Ministers. He says, "....I am reading out its translation - "I dislike any kind of reservation, more particularly in services. I am strongly against