Quality time is my top love language in both romantic and platonic relationships. I could sit in a room with somebody for ten hours, not say a word to each other, then leave like “Wow that was a blast!” LMFAOOOOO
This guy was mansplaining to me on a conference call earlier, and he was totally wrong. Then he had the nerve to condescendingly say, “I went to penn state. Where did you go?” I was like “I went to penn state as well so where do we go from here?” He was silent.
I can (finally) announce that I’m very excited to be working with Interscope Records. I feel so blessed to be able to showcase my writing with such a legendary label! My first piece will be published soon ✨
Remember when I passed out in Chipotle two years ago & the only reason I woke up was cuz I heard these white boys say “She’s sweating, lets take her hat off,” but my hair wasn’t done so I snapped back into consciousness?????? Good times.
I saw Burna Boy last year and that was the first performance I’ve been to where everyone was genuinely just dancing with each other. Felt like a block party, not a concert. I loved it.
I know our school is taking covid into consideration in determining whether we return to campus. However, they should consider the volatile climate they’re creating by repeatedly ignoring Black students and other poc students concerns.
A Memphis man just tryna show support to a Memphis business and they whacked him. That’s so upsetting. Dolph loved his city and he made sure everybody knew that.
My professor put in a 0 for an assignment I completed on time. Imma go to her office hours to discuss it. Who got some black air forces I can borrow????
I love DC lingo. Their lingo is like a feeling more than a vocabulary. Sometimes the only word that feels right to say at the end of someone’s statement is “kill”
I’m at a restaurant & the manager gone run out to my table to tell me they’re making me a new plate b/c he wasn’t gone let them pick my food up off the floor and give it to me...........WHY WAS THAT AN OPTION IN THE FIRST PLACE??????
I remember six years ago I got a cheeseburger from McD’s & I opened it & it was just the bun. I’m like “yo???” The manager was like “my bad the meat wasn’t ready yet.”
????so y’all just gave me the bun?????
Yo somebody left a club promo flyer on my car windshield. Then it rained....and the sun baked the flyer into my windshield like a sticker. I’m sooo sick right now LMFAOOOO
I remember back when Obama won and how terribly students at my school treated Democratic and presumed Democratic students. I was 10 years old getting dirty looks like bro I can’t even vote yet lmaooo.
From a marketing standpoint, this would be a great time for Netflix, musical artists, & other virtual content creators to drop hella stuff. People will be bored while social distancing.
I got stuck in one mosh pit and I knew that was gonna be my last time at a music festival. That feeling of being compressed and not being able to do anything about it is very intense.
I feel bad for anyone that dislikes me with poor reason. Must suck having to internalize all that misplaced hatred for yourself. Walk into the room and now you got a stress headache. Unfortunate.
The employee at the drive thru accidentally handed me an extra bag. He gone say “oh wait that’s not your order, can I have that back.” I was like “You gone give the people behind me food I just touched in a pandemic?....” LMAOOOOOOOOOO