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i hum the mission impossible tune a lot

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@kaulitycontent
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5 years
throwback to 2018 when I made Sam cry solely with my expertise in dumbassery
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5 years
me scrolling through @dog_rates pictures
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5 months
about to post this photo everywhere good god who is sheeeeeeee
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5 months
if i looked like this i wouldn’t even work. money would find its way to me i’m sure
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10 months
at my big age of 28, the only purpose is making sure my cat lives his best life
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my actual child that i gave birth to
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@emilyjackowitz
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my actual child that i gave birth to
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6 months
my favorite picture ever
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@kaulitycontent
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5 years
held my own hair while throwing up today. what an independent woman.
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5 years
why do men grunt so much in the gym like chill rajat I’m doing the same squat without those fuck noises
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3 years
no mental peace at home but the rajma chawal 🤌🏼
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ugly…… have you seen women on twitter…..?? I have to pick myself up after every selfie
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How do you identify?
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5 years
No offense to babies but I’d rather die of excessive bleeding due to paper cuts on both my nipples than give birth
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kaul
5 years
told someone i was bi today and her question was “but... have you done bi things ??” OF COURSE. I AM WEARING CUFFED RIPPED JEANS GET A HINT.
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4 months
iss gym mein do log ek machine pe bas masti kar rahe hai 20 min se do they not know i have inherited my father’s rage
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3 years
he’s been sleeping like this for 20 mins????
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5 years
who even gives a shit about Bombay’s underachieving cousin.
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5 years
told my coworker that this one woman is beautiful and he’s like “haha what you like women? going to kiss her? haha” um.... ya man... that is exactly it....
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he’s a little baby
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2 years
1 bedroom available in a cute 2bhk in Cox Town, Bangalore. Women, feel free to DM! You also get to live with this monster!! 🐈
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5 years
first thing I did was pay rent with my first ever salary SUCH A FUCKING ADULT
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he’s waiting for his date
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2 years
there’s a full terrorist encounter happening since 7 am like 5 mins from my house and my brother has slept through it all…. unfazed… love that for him
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5 years
i had that hairstyle when i was 6
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@kaulitycontent
kaul
5 months
Lord there are no limits to how drunk I am
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kaul
5 years
whoever said that is wrong and here’s proof
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@qikipedia
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Black cats have become less popular as adopted pets, in part because they are seen as less Instagram-friendly than other cats.
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5 years
hi guys i met puppy
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3 years
literally fuck off
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2 months
no. what’s really horrifying is the video of a beheaded baby while the entire place around looks like literal hell.
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5 years
me, after a breakup
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5 years
@badboychadhoy I’m back and better/hornier than ever
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4 years
my baby has grown up so much
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4 months
the only advice i have for anyone working out is to play tashan mein while doing cardio
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3 years
why does he look like a desi uncle after a heavy dinner
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5 years
but.... he really is...
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8 months
worst year of my life (so far)
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@taynextdoor
tay.
8 months
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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3 months
drinking on Sunday night sounded so fun now I want to throw up on my laptop
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7 months
beyonce made renaissance for me she told me herself
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kaul
5 years
and on your right you can see bollywood having no spine
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@kaulitycontent
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2 years
Wordle 216 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 am i a genius? maybe but also yes
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5 years
Kashmir doesn’t even need filters yaaaar 😩♥️
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8 years
There's some amazing #Supernatural stuff at @ComicConIndia !
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10 months
@messitastique you’re right!! my bad
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5 years
me after one vodka shot
@BoyYeetsWorld
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5 years
thinking about doing some over sharing
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3 months
mafia boss in an early 2000s bollywood movie
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5 years
my ex’s mom calling my boyfriend handsome is MAX PURE
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3 months
sandworms under the desert
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kaul
5 years
Dm for 🔥 pickup lines
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27 days
therapist reached out to me today after months of no sessions. they alwaaaaays come running back 🙄
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4 years
modi right now
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2 years
worked out in 10° with no heating fitnesser of the year award goes to me
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5 years
tomato is an abomination and you can’t make me believe otherwise kendra
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5 years
someone in my office thought take me to church was by imagine dragons and that’s how their downfall begins i know it
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3 months
me while going through the worst time of my life
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2 years
won the family ludo game maybe now I’ll get some respect around here
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5 years
he’s wearing a.. I ❤️ patriarchy tee....?
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5 years
my time has come
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3 months
anything more than 5 mins under the summer sun makes me an evil person
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kaul
5 years
I saw @Hozier UP CLOSE AND LIVE so it’s spam time
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@kaulitycontent
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10 months
FLOWER!! ON!!! CAT!!!!
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hydrating
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@kaulitycontent
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3 years
3x the size 3x the need to be held
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5 years
But the jackboot only jumps down, on people standing up. So you know good things are happening, when the jackboot needs to jump. - @Hozier (Bengaluru protest, Dec 2019)
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@kaulitycontent
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4 years
precisely that, yes
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4 years
what are we
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2 years
turns out my mom wakes up at 4 am to sit outside when Theo has his zoomies because “he shouldn’t feel we left him alone”
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5 years
my dog was trying to hump my leg and mom said awww he’s giving you a hug and I’m like oh honey.......
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5 years
hello twitter look at my pretty dog thanks
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3 years
biiiiig sweater weather biiiig sweater weather
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5 years
Babies who cry on airplanes don’t deserve rights
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2 years
washed my face with cold water it’s 8° I am god’s strongest soldier
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3 years
gorjus
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3 years
I want 6 of these for books I’m never going to read
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kaul
2 years
this is my valentines gift to all of you
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4 years
i’m of that age where my friends give me home decor for birthdays
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5 months
thank you person with a fake cat as their display picture
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4 years
how do we have money for this.....
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5 years
Going to miss my dumb baby
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3 years
slept for 11 hours straight happy new year to me
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3 years
absolutely logical i love the corporate world ✨✨✨✨✨✨
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kaul
5 years
don’t do that, instead please be angry about whatever the fuck this country has become
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5 years
met this bitchass after 2 yearssss
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kaul
3 years
for almost 40 mins every day , i go to a meeting room and pretend i’m on a call so i don’t have to speak to any of my co workers
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0 drunk cigarettes feeling so much better than everyone else
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5 months
DIDNT EVEN TRY TO BE HAPPY THIS MORNING
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5 years
me too bitch you’re not special
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kaul
3 years
covid is extremely fucking exhausting even if you have the mildest symptoms. please just stay in, there’s absolutely no need for your body to go through this
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i barely talk during the talking stage
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kaul
5 years
hasan minhaj taught me more about the world in 3 seasons than college did in the past 6 years
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3 years
my first ever goa trip is taking place right now it better be fucking insane
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5 years
Just here to declare that @Hozier and I are now best friends
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kaul
3 years
PLEASE I LITERALLY SPELLED MY NAME OUT FOR YOU TAKE A SECOND
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6 months
me if they gave awards for having a crush on someone completely unattainable
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2 years
summers are the fucking worst i said what i said
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kaul
5 months
looking like my cat’s future father
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Hozier appearing on GMA (2023)
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a moment in history
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kaul
5 years
.... I’m not... a millennial???
@adzrilmaizan
Adzril - Bloggertalk
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@ArmKneeWhite saya pun baru google. hehe
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5 years
just wanted to watch @patriotact but apparently the fuck not
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kaul
5 years
oh hey guys quick psa: stop asking Kashmiris about their ~thoughts~ on article 370. we’re really not here to validate your opinions.
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kaul
4 months
there has not been a moment since 22nd March when my brain hasn’t played the lyrics of fare well
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kaul
3 years
oh so we’re doing it early this month
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kaul
2 years
for a good minute i thought this was about the airline
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