another woman just appeared on my for you page on twitter so i had to block them and then throw my phone against the wall and then i threw it again to make sure and then i took my gun out and shot my phone 5 times
so iβm tweeting this from desktop before the cops come
@ dommes who are active all day, every single day ONLY:
PUT UR FUCKIN PHONE DOWN. TURN ON DND. GO OUTSIDE. READ A BOOK. GO FOR A DRIVE. TRY NEW THINGS. HAVE FUN. ITS OKAY TO DO THINGS WITHOUT MONETIZING IT.
thanks for coming to my πtalk. love u. β‘
Katiya is like the smartest person ever so sheβs been busy all day today doing smart hot girl shit and i miss her oh so much and this is just the FIRST DAY
honestly if Katiya or even anyone for the matter ever doubts my devotion and dedication to Her, i just want you to know iβm watching The fkin Lorax just because she told me to
i yearn all day every day and i think Katiya canβt get anymore perfect she is literally the definition of perfect itβs not possible and then she tweets that
I was on a walk yesterday and two guys w typewriters were there writing poems, so i gave them a prompt to write a poem about Katiya and i really really love it.
I feel like it perfectly encapsulates our relationship so i thought i would share
@kittycatkatiya
yes you would yes you do yes you can yes use me use me ALWAYS use me morning noon night for the most tiresome tasks and for the easiest chores use me omfg you are the prettiest girl imaginable i cant believe youβre real
@kittycatkatiya
imm really glad U have that outfit. on because I NEED a fuvking Medic because I have fainted oassed out from sweats an heart palpatatioms from this photo of the most perfect gorgeous woman alive plz help me im dying or I DUNNO just finish me off with the knife i
@kittycatkatiya
oh Ny god goodness gracious me jesus Christ holy mother virgin mary they canβt save me for i do not want to be saved from God Almighty herself Katiya omfg cut me up into pieces
@findomloserj
me? no! I donβt eat ha! I run off of good vibes and pepsi cola π but you can buy
@kittycatkatiya
not just groceries, but anything she wants! That means ANYTHING! yes, the fortnite skin.
Thanks jack!
@kittycatkatiya
@Lvspink0
itβs a victoriaβs secret item that isnβt available anymore,
i found this dupe on depop
this seems to be the actual item but idk the website seems iffy
i find it crazy that i was just about to leave the scene and then i found katiya who has flipped my life upside down and became one of the most important people in it
i feel so lucky i cant believe it
@smokinthesubpak
fucking cook them theyβre all the same, she was involved in drama a few days ago being accused of being a p*do which honestly wouldnβt surprise me. That whole side of the scene is littered with them. Not a good bone in any of them, get one $100 and think theyβre rich Zzzz π₯±
@kittycatkatiya
no meed to think when you think for me because ong youβre always right youβre literally never wrong because this is ur world i think itβs just my head omg Please please sit on me youβre so perfect i would die for you
@PuppyPrince32
@kittycatkatiya
i was assigned leader like last week this is a heartbreaking way to find out i have been stripped of position but thank you