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teller of stories. devourer of books. aspiring hermit. fueled by caffeine and daydreams. she/her 🌈

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Joined April 2009
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is there a pink/blue ring around the moon like one of those bi pride circles ppl put around twitter pics? THE ECLIPSE IS BISEXUAL PASS IT ON
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slow burn books can't hurt you if you read them fast enough
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this is like the worst group project ever. so many people are doing the work and following the rules but there are still some who are just fucking off outside and it's like BRO WE ARE BEING GRADED AS A GROUP PLEASE. STAY. THE. FUCK. HOME.
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πŸ“me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | πŸ“loving something | a normal amount | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | πŸ“going absolutely feral and letting my new obsession take over my life
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me hearing harry potter related news in 2009 vs in 2019
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happy mother's day to all the moms in YA books who have to die for the plot to work
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one thing i really love with a grumpy/sunshine dynamic is when the sunshine one falls in love and thinks it's unrequited but really THE GRUMPY ONE FELL FIRST!!! AND HAS JUST BEEN GRUMPILY PINING THE WHOLE TIME!!! so good.
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it's recently come to my attention that some people don't wait for a scene break or chapter end to stop reading. they'll just..... stop reading..... in the middle of the page....... WHAT
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why is every app trying to be tiktok?? tiktok is already so good at being tiktok!! i just want to see photos on instagram and on youtube i want videos long enough to eat a meal to. is this so much to ask for??
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@kat_tastic
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so..... i wrote a book..........
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i can't explain it, but the don't worry darling drama feels like the plot of a taylor jenkins reid book
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why dog ear your pages when u can use a whole cat
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if netflix could stop auto-playing promos for insatiable every time i log in, that'd be great. maybe replace all those promos with ones for #ToAllTheBoysIveLovedBefore ? JUST A THOUGHT.
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when two characters go from wanting to kill each other to willing to die for each for other........ mhmmmhm yessss,,, that's the good shit........
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writing tip: sometimes it's better to use short simple words instead of long fancy words. for example, instead of 'defenestrate' you can simply say 'YEET'
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@kat_tastic
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remember how they split the allegiant movie into two parts and then just NEVER MADE THE SECOND PART
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a week ago: the olympics are coming up? eh that's cool i guess for the people who are into that sort of thing today: i would DIE for adam rippon *SINGS 'OH CANADA' WHILE CRYING ABOUT VIRTUEMOIR* protect the shibsibs at all costs!!! i love my gold-winning snowboarding children
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β€œno grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her” achingly romantic line or vague threat from your undead ex? hozier pls clarify
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@kat_tastic
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SO THIS WAS A THING THAT HAPPENED πŸ’™πŸ’›
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everyone's entitled to their opinion, but there's no need to be cruel about it, ya know? there's a difference between "i didn't like this, it's not for me, here's why" versus "this is utter trash and people who like it are stupid"
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@kat_tastic
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again (and again and again) but better
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snip snip βœ‚οΈ
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i've recently learned of a trope that's like the inverse of fake dating--it's called "fake hating" aka pretending to be rivals in public though in private they are actually friends and/or lovers and i need any and every book like this immediately please and thank you
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twilight and the hunger games were such influential series that made me fall in love with YA back in 2008 and the fact that they're both going through a 2020 renaissance feels SURREAL but i'm HERE FOR IT
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people talk about how embarrassing it'd be if their search history got out but y'all if my calculator history somehow leaked i could never show my face again
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the secret relationship trope is so delicious. clandestine meetings! the tension and the thrill of almost getting caught! communicating with a single look or a secret code! longing for someone who's already yours! *chef's kiss* love to see it
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i just really really love the ship dynamic where one person is very stoic and reserved and the other is absolutely feral it's just............ extremely good shit
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my desktop was ridiculously cluttered so i created a folder called "messy desktop sept 18" and then just put EVERY SINGLE FILE INTO IT. now i have only one folder on my desktop and the illusion that my shit is together.
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"no worries" i say, as i aggressively worry about absolutely everything all the time
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if i can finish 8 books in the next 8 days i can complete my goodreads goal for the first (and only) time since 2014
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i don't feel 32 in my heart, but i do feel it in my back
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u ever put off watching a show u know ur gonna love just because u do NOT have the time for a new obsession to take over ur life rn
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"WAIT, that book is f/f?? omg i didn't know!!!" is a comment i have received about three books now in the last two weeks. so for the record: -girls of paper and fire -priory of the orange tree -seven husbands of evelyn hugo are all super gayyyyyyyyyy (in a wlw way)
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it's bisexual awareness month and you know what that means: it's time for my annual tweet complaining about the lack of pink heart emoji that matches the blue and purple ones. SERIOUSLY. HOW HARD IS IT TO GIVE US THIS ONE EMOJI. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU.
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my body: hi i need vegetables me: ...you want pasta? body: A VEGETABLE. ANY VEGETABLE. pleASE. me: these noodles are shaped like shells :)
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people who think youtubing is glamorous have never spent 2 hours listening to royalty free music to find the perfect 10 second clip for a video they've been editing in their pajamas for twelve hours
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#bookloversday ? more like book lovers LIFE eyyyyy
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once the air conditioning in my car broke and it was gonna be hella expensive to fix but then i drove over a speed bump too fast and it started working again
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happy pride 🌈 read something gay ✌️
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happy pride month to everyone except the emoji developers who still haven't given us a plain pink heart to match the purple and blue ones
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yo did my sister really need to come for me like this ??
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some of y'all have assumed that my book is enemies-to-lovers. but for the record, it's less enemies-to-lovers and more β€˜reluctant friends who mutually pine after one another but instead of making moves they make antagonist comments because they think bickering is flirting’ so
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i’m sorry, the current kat can’t come to the phone right now. why?? oh, cuz she fucking hates talking on the phone. try texting her.
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THERES A CARRY ON SEQUEL AND I JUST FOUND OUT BC I WAS AT MEET N GREET AND I CANT STOP SCREAMING IM SO SHOOK IS IT 2020 YET
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my most popular tweet of all time is about the eclipse being bisexual. what a legacy.
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i did a thing
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if you start playing the carry on audiobook at exactly 2:54:59 on new year's eve, you'll hear "and then he kisses me" right when the clock strikes midnight START OFF YOUR NEW YEAR RIGHT
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(i know i can't actually use a keyboard smash in dialogue but like it really encapsulates the mood here ya know)
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SOMETIMES WHEN I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS I WISH THERE WAS A SECOND BIGGER VERSION OF ALL CAPS SO I COULD MORE ACCURATELY EXPRESS THE NUANCES OF SCREAMING INTO THE VOID
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i know i just changed my profile pic but i'm doin it again bc i wanna be rainbow'd out for june 🌈✨
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turned my bedroom into a magical writing lair w new fairy lights
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i've watched TO ALL THE BOYS I'VE LOVED BEOFRE three times now and it just gets better and better. it's HILARIOUS and ADORABLE and there so many iconic lines and it's beautifully shot and lana and noah are GIFTS TO HUMANITY and must be protected at all costs
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just discovered this genre of music playlists on youtube that all have titles like "you're at a masquerade and unknowingly dancing with your nemesis" and "you've just killed your enemy and now you're taking their throne" it's all rain ambience + moody instrumentals and I'M LIVING
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my new fave shoes β€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ
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sometimes people are surprised to find out i'm in my thirties. the older vampires warned me this would happen because i was 25 when i was---NOTHING NEVER MIND
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i feel such an intense sense of dread every time i approach the 75% mark in a romance book because i just KNOW the couple is about to break up and yeah it's temporary but STILL my poor HEART
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SO I HAVE EXCITING NEWS--i'm going to be a part of the new @youtube special #booktube , where i'll be chatting with the one and only @MICHELLEOBAMA ! i get to ask her a question... BUT WHAT? if you have a suggestion, tweet it with the hashtag #booktube and i'll choose one!
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if anyone who has ever met me irl reads this book, please know that i did not write the sex scenes. they simply appeared in the document overnight. the sex fairy put them there. i didn’t even read them.
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good morning to everyone except the asshats who cancelled brooklyn 99
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will i ever see a "road work ahead" sign and NOT immediately think "uh yeah i sure hope it does" ??
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writing tip: checking twitter is not writing
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anyways i've been in a state of shock for like four days and the next few days are going to be EVEN WILDER!!!! i can't believe i'm meeting michelle obama. i can't believe she knows what booktube is. I JUST. CAN'T BELIEVE!!!!
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when ur friend is really chill about recommending a product (it worked, i bought the brush XD)
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the high romance of the line "no grave can hold my body down, i'll crawl home to her" like i need some recs for books that feel like hozier songs please
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thirty-one
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uh oh. i was brainstorming a character's backstory and accidentally came up with an idea for an entire prequel series. um. oops?
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TO ALL THE BOYS I'VE LOVED BEFORE MOVIE WAS SOOO GOOOOOD AHHHH IT WAS PERFECT WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT
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i may have only read one (1) novel in the last month but oh man have i read an UNGODLY amount of fanfic. like if i calculated it by wordcount i've probably completed my goodreads challenge twice over by now. so. no regrets.
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my favorite part of playing video games is the pure fantasy of having a list of things to do and then efficiently doing them
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i can't wear hats without getting dr seuss jokes. also the irony of being allergic to cats.
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the only good thing about aging is that sometimes people find out how old i am and go WHAT??? HOW???? and i get to be like *winks in vampire*
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is there an epic fantasy where the big bad is prophesied as "no man or woman can defeat me" and the protagonist is non-binary? cuz like.......... i'd love to read that.
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holy crap it's the last day of my twenties how did this happen to me i'm a good person i recycle
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peaceful protestors have been shot with rubber bullets, tear-gassed, slammed to the ground, and run over by cop cars intentionally driving through a barricade, but it's the cops who are praised for "showing great restraint"?? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!
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the only thing worse than getting really invested in an incomplete fanfic is getting really invested in a fanfic that is marked as complete but is NOT in fact COMPLETE like exCUSE ME how DARE YOU i would like to file a complaint with your manager
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do you ever spend 30 minutes rage-drafting a response to a comment only to delete it because it's just. not. worth it.
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i hate it when websites try to get you to sign up for something and the options are "yes" and something like "NO THANKS, I HATE SAVING MONEY!!!" like....... your passive-aggressive pop-up is not going to change my mind so COULD YOU NOT?
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.......wait you're telling me one of the free audible picks of october is carmilla??? the gothic horror about a lesbian vampire?? and it's narrated by david tennant and rose leslie along with a full cast?? UM OKAY YES THANK YOU
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every group chat needs: at least 1 person who will randomly ask how everyone's day is going just bc they care at least 1 person who lurks so much u forget they're in the chat at least 1 person who's typos are so bad roasting them about it becomes a group sport
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i started 'tower of dawn' this afternoon intending to read just the first few chapters and now it's 3am and i have finished the book
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the official twitter account for TWITTER just replied to my tweet and i'm??? how did they even see this?? can a bitch get verified???
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*sends book to friend* *waits four seconds* me: i wonder if they've started it yet or...........
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it's cool when a book is described as "having LGBTQ+ representation" BUT!! it's EVEN COOLER when the rep is specified!!! PLEASE TELL ME THESE THINGS. --sincerely, someone who JUST found out a HUGE (literally) upcoming fantasy (PRIORY OF THE ORANGE TREE!!) is f/f!!! *adds to tbr*
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ugh dating is so tedious why can’t i just meet a guy who will take me down to his underworld domain where i can be queen for half the year and then spend the other half of the year just fucking off and doing whatever i want elsewhere?? like is that so much to ask for??
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one time i was talking about a scary book and i recommended that people read it with the lights on and someone just absolutely annihilated me with a comment of "...don't you read all books with the lights on?"
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it's my youtube anniversary! i started my account NINE YEARS AGO TODAY. wow. historians will later confirm that this was the point where it all started going downhill. KIDDING. love you guys. thanks for being a part of this wild journey ❀️
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there's this new feature on youtube where if a subscriber leaves a comment it'll say how long they've been subscribed to you and man it's wild to see shit like "subscribed to you for 7 years" like damn we've been THROUGH it together
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that feel when you're reading a book and it's so good you're like kinda mad at it
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no need to put down other creators/artists in order to compliment someone's content.... it's possible to just compliment their content. raise people up without dragging others down.
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on this #bivisibilityday i have just one question: when the fuck we gonna get a plain pink heart emoji without sparkles so it matches the purple and blue hearts?? THIS DRIVES ME BONKERS. I DEMAND A MATCHING PINK HEART EMOJI.
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had a dream that i was an author doing a high school visit but nobody believed i was an author so they enrolled me in class and said i had to graduate before i could leave
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slytherin for the slyther-win 🐍
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just stumbled upon this show on hulu called "my dead ex" and i haven't even tried watching it yet but i wanna buy a drink for whoever wrote these episode descriptions because lmao
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tom holland really is that bitch
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Here’s your bi-annual reminder that Tom Holland took β€œUmbrella” and did what she had to do:
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cashier at grocery store said "i like your hair" and i automatically replied "gee thanks, just bought it" and her look of awkward confusion reminded me that not everyone has been playing 7 rings on a loop since thursday night
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maybe...... maybe there is no ~perfect moment~ to use all these blank notebooks i've been hoarding........ perhaps i should just...... write in them???
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don't have a bookmark? just tell yourself you'll remember the page number, close the book, promptly forget the page number, and then have to flip through to find your place again like the rest of us god
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i regret nothing. as in i do nothing all day, and then i feel The Guilt, and then comes the regret. help me.
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canceling plans is ok. making an overly-dramatic entrance is ok. being hopelessly in love with your roommate is ok. infiltrating a vampire den in covent garden is ok. getting kidnapped by numpties is ok. do whatever you need to do to cope x
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