Hey Tweeps! I've decided to stop trolling you (maybe) and start trolling documents. 😁
If you're looking to spruce up your documents, or if you know someone who is, please get in touch.
Please RT.
Remember how you guys shared my CV in July 2019?
Then I got the job in September '19?
Well, I made Manager in April 🥺 and I'm so thankful for all of you who shared my CV when I was down in the dumps.
🥂🍻
Learn Zambian with me: Kanshi Edition.
So = Kanshi
Ok = Kanshi
Now = Kanshi (as in ninshi Kanshi?)
Oh well = Kanshi
Then = Kanshi
Because = Kanshi
Anyway = Kanshi
Only to discover = Kanshi
In that case = Kanshi
When in reality = Kanshi
Just as well = Kanshi
Today marks 5 years since the passing of my father.
8 days ago I lost my son, to be named after him, to severe preeclampsia.
Life has succeeded at breaking me.
People want me to be apologetic because my dad worked hard to give us a better life?
I didn't grow up poor and I'll never apologise for that. I was taught respect, hard work, and healthy ambition.
I've met people who grew up in "humble" circumstances that are terrible humans.
On Sunday I swiped for K1100 at the filling station.
The transaction said declined but I got the text. The station manager told the attendant to refuel anyway.
In 10miles I got the reversal text.
I went back & paid. Can't imagine what the attendant would have done if I didn't.
Learn some Zambian with me.
Ikr - mwandi
I'm just kidding kidding - mwandi
Omg - mwandi
That's sad - awe mwandi
I'm shook - awe mwandi sure
Don't worry - mwandi
I'll make it up to you - mwandi I will...
Ministry of religious affairs should be abolished.
Resources should be diverted and beefed up to set up GBV, Child abuse, and rape units at every police station complete with rape kits and counselling.
Laws around rape need serious reform as well.
Guys, HH is not our dad.
Let's not make this mistake again.
We are the reason he is in office and we can just as easily take him out if he acts up.
He is not our father, Mutinta is not our mother, they are not our parents.
Balipancito ba bally.
- Abolish USD pricing
- Abolish per person per night
- Diversify beyond Livingstone, Lower Zam, - - - South Luangwa
- Ensure a chunk of CDF is used to adequately develop tourism infrastructure in other provinces
- Develop provincial airports while roads are worked on
Change car ownership:
SA
Letter of sale
ID
White book
Form
Fee
Zambia
Letter of sale
ID
White book
Seller ID
Tax clearance
Physical inspection ZP + RTSA
Affidavit
Certificate of change of ownership
Form signed by both
Blood of two virgins
1 white chicken
Fee
Don't be fooled.
There're people here who voted PF because 'a Tonga can't be president', because their lifestyles were funded by the pilfering, because their businesses thrived in the chaos.
They're behaving like allies now but are silently waiting for a turn in results.
Lived outside Zambia for 10 years, wouldn’t live anywhere else again.
Here I have:
More community
More opportunity
More relatability
More capacity
More identity
I do not have to contend with being black in a foreign country.
We honestly need to give Nemchem their flowers.
They have built an army of cleaners that is second to none.
Everywhere I've ever worked, I've been served by some of the cleanest, most polite individuals ever.
The end of an era.
4 years ago I joined Prudential.
I’ve learned so much, grown, experienced a lot, and met amazing people.
Today, as I hang up my Prudential gloves, I am tremendously grateful to have been the custodian of such a prestigious brand.
Chipata can definitely become a hiking city. It's so beautiful.
We could have trails of different difficulties with local names.
With enough investment, we can have cable cars and a hilltop resort.
I hate how complacent Zambians can be.
Why? Why should I sit back and accept loadshedding for 12 hours a day?
Awe bane. I will complain until something changes.
Kambwili
Nawakwi
GBM
Dora
Lusambo
As far as I'm concerned these people need to retire and not be engaged by any government ever at all.
I mean, all of them do but these 5 take the cake!!
One of our biggest problems is that we associate forgiveness with lack of consequence.
If you do something wrong, you can be forgiven but it doesn't mean you don't have to face the results of your wrongdoing.
Don't date people if you don't like them as a person.
Don't date people of you're unable/unwilling to compromise.
Don't date people if you think yours is the only worldview that matters.
Don't date people if their views/values are fundamentally different from yours.