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An advocate of The High Court of Kenya

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined August 2017
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Ata mimi naweza uliza; why does ONE family own 6 MILLION ACRES OF LAND ? It’s time for other families to own land as well. Ama namna gani wenzangu?
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Why extend CURFEW while removing tax reliefs and adding more taxes? Our biggest PROBLEM is being governed by a COOL-KID who has absolutely no idea what it means to be broke, USELESS!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Imagine this, you win the Presidency in your first term and then you are lucky to win a second time amidst the OKOA KENYA cries. Immediately after your second Swearing in you realize that WINNER TAKE IT ALL is the problem ailing this Country. Isn’t this Miraculous.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
The three musketeers; TOBIKO, MATIANG’I and KAGWE would not beat their MCAs in their respective WARDS but want to flex their muscles with DP RUTO? MEDIOCRITY!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
In one election the Kenyatttas, Mois and Odingas have been cleared from our political vicinity. There is so much a United people can do.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
On the matter of Uasin Gishu County Speaker. I appreciate the believe you have in me to serve in that position, it is a vote of confidence that I don’t take for granted. But sadly at the moment am not available to take up this enormous task of shepherding the Uasin Gishu County A
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
I remember TUJU in the steps of JUBILEE HQS arrogantly dismissing DP Ruto’s intention to field a Candidate in Msambweni. KARMA! #MsambweniDecides
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
They were Planning to re-ignite Ruto’s ICC failed case; Ruto’s Lawyer, Karim Khan was elected Prosecutor. Tell the simba Ruto prays twice as much as he talks!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
@DCI_Kenya when are you writing a thread about the KEMSA scandal and the Pandora papers???
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
William Ruto: I will grant independence to independent institutions and end state capture. Nation Newspaper: William Ruto will prosecute Uhuru Kenyatta. Kenyans: Kwani jina ya Uhuru ni State capture? The Guilty are always afraid.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
If RUTO deputized RAILA ODINGA in 2013/2017 he’d still be DEPUTY PRESIDENT today, UHURU needed RUTO more than RUTO needed UHURU! #SystemVsGOD
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
Uhuru Kenyatta has the most interesting of judgements. In his eyes Munya has achieved a lot.But reality is:B4 munya came fertilizer was 2800ksh now it's 6k excellent B4 munya came Unga was 90ksh now it's 205ksh very good B4 munya came an egg was 13 now it's 25Ksh good.Hail Munya
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
The President has pulled out the TRIBE card, setting Kenyans against themselves; and you think the President is a symbol of Unity?
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
Somebody remind the Four Handshake and Opaque commissioners that they applied for the job of IEBC and not KNEC. So if they wanted results to moderate waende KNEC.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Tell Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna ARROGANCE will never triumph over RESILIENCE! God aids the humble. #MsambweniDecides
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
Those who couldn’t manage 46000 agents want to be given the affairs of 50 million Kenyans to manage. Wajinga walishakwisha hii nchi.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
‘Picking a RUNNING MATE is like PICKING a WIFE... Not everyone you sent FARE qualifies... Not everyone who left cloths to mark territory qualifies... BOTTOM LINE: It must be YOUR CHOICE... Others will ACCEPT and RESPECT it! ’
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
WHAT IF that Kangata letter is a well planned beginning of pulling the plug on the handshake and BBI?🤣
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
No no no don’t shield UHURU from the embarrassment by pushing #KabogoVsKuria it is #UhuruVsKuria !!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
DCI KINOTI is abusing his office for POLITICAL MILEAGE! His blessers lack synergy, strategy and intelligence. If you want to stop DP RUTO, be on the ballot in 2022, SIMPLE!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
It’s SUPERFLOUS to arrest Johanna Ng’eno and Oscar Sudi for stating the OBVIOUS! Some people want to be treated like the royals? Kenya is not a monarch. Betrayal breeds disloyalty and disrespect. #finishandgo
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Kindly somebody remind Murathe that in 2022 we will have ELECTIONS and not SELECTIONS.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
UDA did not field a Candidate in HURUMA ward for a GOOD REASON; the Jubilee winner is a registered hustler.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
Emanating from the Affidavits of IEBC Commissioners filled in Court, we urgently need to put together a Commission of Inquiry. Never again should this be repeated. We need to hold everyone accountable from Amos Wako to Commissioner Wanderi.This sweeping statements can’t end there
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
William Ruto is a man of firsts. In his FIRST stint at becoming an MP in 1997, he BEAT Reuben Chesire who was the establishment’s choice and MOI’s preffered candidate. Chesire was at the time KANU branch chairman and Assistant Minister. RUTO beat him in his own party!!!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
Where is the smoking gun??
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
In 2002 at such a time KANU orphans believed that there was something Moi could do to undo Kibakis victory. To their shock Mzee Moi accepted the will of the people. Currently Azimio ivory tower dwellers believe that there is something Uhuru can do to reverse the Ruto lead.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
The President chose to argue his case through his speech at Madaraka Day. In so doing, and in the presence of the Chief Justice, threatened the Judiciary with “who bears the burden” rhetoric ! #Dictatorshipbegins
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
The SYSTEM poisoned their own people in Kiambu because RUTO was donating food in the backyard, goal? To blame Ruto. The system KILLED two people in Murang’a because RUTO was attending a church fundraiser there, goal? To blame Ruto. The system is fighting with God, not RUTO!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
THIS IS IT; The SYSTEM plots to have ANN MWENDA approved as D.G; then take over SONKO as Governor and then nominate DENNIS WAWERU as D.G. Thereafter ANN MWENDA gets appointed to National Government, resigns as Governor and Dennis Waweru takes over as GOVERNOR. GOOD LUCK!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
ISAAC RUTO will be GOVERNOR very easily if he aligns himself with William Ruto. HISTORY has recorded that the People of Rift Valley don’t divide their LOYALTY!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
ODM have resorted to what they know BEST; VIOLENCE. Playing political GIMMICKS to attack the HUSTLER CENTER in a disguise that they want money for shouting down RAILA at Burma market is GROSSLY SHALLOW! The tricks they’ve been playing since 1997 and have NEVER WON. SHAME!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
It was RIGHT for JUBILEE PARTY to prepare for 2017 elections after they won 2013 Elections, but SOMEHOW, it is IMPROPER to prepare for 2022 ELECTIONS after winning 2017 Elections? Okay! #SystemVsGod
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
The RIFT VALLEY community has NEVER divided its LOYALTY; not between two of its SONS. The writing is on the wall.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
The PRESIDENT is the head of GOVERNMENT, ASSISTED by his Deputy. At NO TIME is the Deputy expected to deliver on Government promises where the PRESIDENT does not intend to deliver. The 6 months PROMISES were sabotaged by UHURU and his HANDSHAKE partner!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
BETRAYAL of DP RUTO propels him to greater heights, most especially because he single handedly delivered the Uhuru Vote. His energy, wisdom and vision is incomparable.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
UHURU’s lasting legacy is POLICE BRUTALITY and abuse of power. He imagines he’ll be in power forever. Forever is 21 MONTHS!!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
Employee No.1 should know better than to intimidate Dr Khaminwa. He has seen and been through a lot. To the young police men, you’d rather resign than be used as pawns.♟ Like I always say, our problem is we elected a cool-kid who should not be chokozwad, he’ll tell Mum. 🤷‍♂️
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Using Kalonzo Musyoka as a Key Study; differentiate between playing politics and playing with politics . (20mks)
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Western Leaders are a very funny lot. How do you forge an alliance with Gideon bring what exactly? You can’t leave Raila for are better off with the son of Adonijah,the son of Toroitich is an inflated political balloon.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
This is the definitive night, government which is the custodian of all weapons of war and propaganda is yelling in the Bomas of Kenya for being rigged out. Yenyewe siku za nyani kufa miti zote uteleza.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
In 2022 let us have a balanced Administration; not a Cool-Kid without proof of education deputized by a Doctor (PhD), it should be the other way round. I’ve said too much 🤭
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
If the SENATE was a farm it would be full of Watermelons. If SENATE was a politician his name would be Kalonzo Musyoka.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
Raila wants to jail all the thieves including Murathe and the family of Employee No.1 for theft of Covid Money. I think its a good idea for whoever becomes President to appoint Raila as the DPP. I support 💪.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
MASS WALK OUT as Kalonzo read Uhuru’s Speech at Boniface Kabaka’s funeral. How many clues does one require?🤷‍♂️
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Let me REMIND you; when DP WILLIAM RUTO was minister for Agriculture and he had fallen out with RAILA ODINGA, an IMPEACHMENT motion was tabled against him. He did NOT have support from ODM or PNU, the majority parties at the time, but the Motion was LOST!!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
The Magistrate is DOUGLAS NYAMBANE OGOTI. The accused person is FRED OKENG’O MATIANGI The Application for private prosecution by DENNIS ITUMBI was dismissed. Do with that information as you may please.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
With the hopes of a Referendum quickly vanishing, Murathe summarizes the BBI report with a raila odinga endorsement. If they couldn’t deliver a referendum how can they deliver a raila Presidency?
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
William Ruto is as healthy as a horse! Don’t believe them!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
Juja FINAL TALLY! 1. Ndung'u George Koimburi - 12, 159 2. Waititu Susan Njeri - 5,746 Valid votes - 21, 862 Yani, even if you DOUBLE the votes of UHURU’S candidate, she’d still not win? @HonMoses_Kuria respect the President. You don’t beat his candidate like that.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Yani, you take 3 years to prepare a document only for WILLIAM RUTO to dismantle it in 3 minutes? #constitutionalmoment
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
In all ways, the PRESIDENT is campaigning for the DEPUTY PRESIDENT. It will be a WALKOVER in 2022. Nyamira folks, another day, another time!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
In defense of ITUMBI, it’s not easy to pursue a 1.5 B criminal case against a CS for Security before a Magistrate whose bias conspicuously filled the Court room.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
The Appellants in the #BBIAppeal have consumed their good time telling stories and hypothesis. BBI should be allowed to Rest in Peace. It lived a good life. It loved reggae. It had many fans, but death loved it most.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
WHAT IF Jubilee and the deep state lose the Nairobi Governor By-Election? 🤣
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
SUSAN KIHIKA just reiterated what JUNET said; that they follow RAILA like COWS. He said it. In parliament. Records are there. What’s the hullabaloo 🤷‍♂️
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
PDR had and STILL has a pre-election pact with JUBILEE party. PDR is now UDA; therefore UDA has an EXISTING pre-election pact with JUBILEE. JUBILEE members are FREE to support their AFFILIATE party. Shida iko wapi?🤷‍♂️
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
The two gentlemen @edwinsifuna and @NelsonHavi have had a good venture at articulating their views on various questions. Sifuna is stuck at yesterday, no wonder his party/candidate still believe they’ve won elections since 1997, MOVE ON!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Going forward, if President Uhuru fails to dissolve Parliament, he should pay all the MPs. CJ Maranga’s advise is a mandatory obligation.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
MUTAHI NGUNYI has reached the optimum level of DESPERATION after a series of UNSUCCESSFUL attempts to discredit the Deputy President. Him and his boss have now resorted to TRIBAL INCITEMENTS. HIS BOSS knows his way to the ICC, I bet MUTAHI will be in good Company! #peace
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
@citizentvkenya @JerotichSeii The gagged RMS invited @JerotichSeii thinking she’d play by the book 🤣🤣🤣 . Call a spade a spade !
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
With the Azimio house of cards quickly collapsing and his Handshake partner’s presidential ambitions not gaining traction the Son of the burning spear is becoming heavily desperate. Anyway all men are equal managu says the Nandi people
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
RAILA: Who said I will vie for President? RAILA: This what I will do if I’m elected President.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Nobody is complaining when a Graduate is given a slasher to do KAZI MTAANI at 450 Ksh per day. But we condemn a Mama Mboga using the WHEELBARROW making 600Ksh per day. So which makes economics sense???
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
It is time the System rewards SG SIFUNA with a State appointment all those abuses to the Deputy President can’t count for nothing.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
Those who have been asking the difference between State Capture and Corruption. Read that letter by Paul Ndungu on how Uhuru acquired Sportpesa. There you have a practical of example of the State Capture.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
What’s wrong with calling it as it is; Burning Bridges Initiative?🤷‍♂️
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
ODM is frustrated by their inability to draw money for “BBI” campaign. It’s always been about the money; no wonder the HANDCHEQUE! KIBICHO has stopped reggae 🤣. Greedy and Deceitful fellows!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Two years to retirement, KIBAKI was giving chatters to Universities and making peace with his adversaries. He was not fighting KALONZO, or responding to his all-time noisy PM. He was cool, calm and relaxed! Be like KIBAKI!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
Yaani @MarthaKarua has a good designer for her Vitenges but she has zero content. She says anything as long as ameongea.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Tell TUJU sio JUJU ni MAOMBI. congratulations FEISAL! #MsambweniByElections
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
It is NOT true, as most of you believe, that RAILA went to prison because he was fighting for freedom. He did because he attempted to overthrow the Government, attempted coup, world of a difference! #factsonly
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
Nani alisema ODM is a National Party? Where else have they won? It’s a NYANZANAL PARTY. Leteni io chungwa tuweke kwa Wheelbarrow tuwasaidie🤣
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
I must therefore now admit that we MADE a GREAT mistake in supporting UHURU as the President. We seek the Kingdom’s grace and forgiveness. Oh my!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
BOTH the President and Deputy President were accused of 2007 crimes, BOTH of them were DISCHARGED by the ICC; you cannot conveniently use the 2007 poll violence against RUTO with the exclusion of UHURU. One is President, the other is INCOMING, shida iko wapi?🤷‍♂️
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
LET IT BE KNOWN therefore, that it is better to say “YOUR MOTHER IS A DOG “ than to say “THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT BELONG TO YOUR MOTHER “ HYPOCRISY!!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
If we follow the Mutahi Kagwe logic, it means that we close private school to avoid competing with Public School. The drill is simple we are a capitalist state let the market dictate the vaccine uptake. Those who can’t afford are free to get the GoK one.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
The President didn’t appoint the 34 Judges to comply with the Constitution, he did so to punish Prof Ngugi and Odunga for stopping REGGAE. He wants them to “feel bad”. PETTY and MEDIOCRE!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
If @MikeSonko survives today it is Because of what @WilliamsRuto did to the dynasties in Msambweni. The owners of capital fear being humiliated, they might not have the bone to face the electorate in the city.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
“Sasa Mudavadi ako na wabunge wakumi na anataka kushindana na mimi “ William 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Boxing Day @MusaliaMudavadi
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
3 years
The Lockdown is both careless and unnecessary. Kenyans have suffered enough from the vices of POOR GOVERNANCE than they have from COVID. A lockdown is a punitive action on the poor and downtrodden. My sincere thoughts and prayers; we shall MAKE IT THROUGH!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
You’ll hear them say WILLIAM RUTO is responsible for Gedion Moi’s agony. Don’t believe them.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
Joe; Most of the people present yesterday were your supporters. William; These are reasonable people, these are not COWS 😅 @Junet_Mohammed 🙄 #DecodingRuto
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
KIELEWEKE with the aid of the SYSTEM have resorted to violence and intimidation, the blueprint of ODM and RAILA since 1997, they should ask themselves whether that formula has ever WON an election! They cannot engage on a platform of reason,ideas and fair competition!
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
RAILA was largely accompanied by POLICE to Githurai. Because POLICE maintain Law and Order; and where there’s BABA, there’s absence of LAW and ORDER. In the meantime, I thought you said he’ll be accompanied by UHURU? Ama simba leo amelala 🤣🤣
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
2 years
Uhuru Kenyatta was or is the driver of the bus, he can’t blame @WilliamsRuto the conductor if the vehicle has taken a detour. He remains solely to blame for all the problems of the bus as far as the destination is concerned. He should apologize for mistakes committed na ashuke.
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@karorikipchumba
Kipchumba Karori, MBS
4 years
One would imagine that the mythical, magical war on CORRUPTION by odm would first call for an AUDIT of Governor OBADO before calling for his IMPEACHMENT. Or the KEMSA scandal is a different form of Corruption?Okay.
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