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Darker than BLUE. Azimio dieHARD! Programmer... Yatch-Master ll ⌚

Kiambu, Kenya
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@karoba_john
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Millennials have settled on Matiangi for President. Gen Zs leteni DP natuanze campaign Moto Moto saa hii. Mapema ndio best.
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Ata kama wewe super cow, who is the best? Like for Uhuru. Retweet for Ushuru.
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SK Macharia campaigned against Uhuru in 2017 but we didn't see the pettinesss we are seeing today. Uhuru is a gentleman.
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Ngina Kenyatta is a very good example that madamme warembo hawapendi kuwa center of attention. Sijataja mtu Mimi.
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How powerful exactly is this Uhuru guy. One single call to DCI and they freed Matiang'i without recording a statement. What was all the hype about???
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Uhuru to Zakayo...."Wacha mdomo, focus on service delivery" If you agree with Uhuru hit the like button. If you still want to stand with Zakayo's empty talk you are free to retweet.
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Watu wa body language...kwani how powerful is this Uhuru?
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Matiangi is back! @rigathi ataambia nini watu? Let's show some love for the best Cabinet Minister in the history of this republic Dr. Fred Matiang.
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When statehouse was statehouse. Who else misses Uhuru?
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Tupatane Tuesday.
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END of an ERA Return of an ERROR. Expect TERROR. Enjoy your consequences!
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Another day for Uhuru Kenyatta to wish his eldest brother @RailaOdinga a happy birthday.
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Harooo Mt Kenya. Who is the face of Mt Kenya? Retweet for Naibu was rice @rigathi Like for DP Designate @MarthaKarua
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Remove Ruto's portraits. #totalshutdown #totalshutdown
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If General Elections were held today,who would you vote as your President between Kalonzo and Zakayo the tourist? Like for Kalonzo Retweet for Zakayo.
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"A village politician can't tell me anything"- Governor SAKAJA. Hii haina comeback wadau.
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Caleb Kositany appointed Kenya's Ambassador to United States. Kenya ikitoboa these 5 years then we can withstand any natural calamity.
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Breaking. Senior heckler Kimani Ichungwa was told to act straight and reduce his preoccupation with Uhuru and Raila's bottoms by Millie Odhiambo.
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Tukiwaambia running a country is vere different from running a poultry farm hamskii... Belt up guys.
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Just how did HE Uhuru operate for 10 years surrounded by thieves and not a single time did he fail to remit revenue to counties? This uhuru guy must be a genius.
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This interview has finished William Ruto completely! Completely i repeat. Uhuru Kenyatta.
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Respect VAR. Sometimes you win by losing.
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So Charlene Ruto is the new Devolution CS or she is meeting governors as who?
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Uninstall sportpesa. #totalshutdown
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Uhuru Kenyatta was born in opulence,power, dining and mingling with presidents, Kings and queens but renovating the statehouse was not his priority. Then there is the former chicken seller who went to school barefoot. Mayangai Kenya will never recover.
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Dear @MarthaKarua , @RailaOdinga meant 30% not 300%😂
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Baba has done it AGAIN. Unga now to retail at 100 bob. Genuine hustlers are happy now. @RailaOdinga all the way!
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Miguna Miguna hype sunk faster than rabbits mating. Tag that Canadian!
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If elections were to be held today, Kalonzo would trounce RUTO on a first round...True or True?
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So the former IG David Kimaiyo believes in @RailaOdinga 's Presidency na wewe uko hapo Karatina shouting Luto Luto.
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So Uhuru has built a whole cathedral without yapping. Try to imagin ingekua ni huyu jamaa mwengine wakusema na kutenga...
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I can feel @RailaOdinga 's victory deep down.
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@SakajaJohnson Being Uhuru is not easy😂 MTU akatae kumaliza shule then he put all the blame on Uhuru.
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The painful truth is that,,, the silent majority of Kikuyus have a soft spot for @RailaOdinga ...we feel safe in Jakom's hands than Mwizi hodari aka Kipchirchir arapTHUG!
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Uhuru Kenyatta should pick this gentleman and make him his lifetime aide de camp. Ama vipi washika dau.
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25 days after Kenya was captured by false prophets,a KG of Sugar is now 160, Unga 280, Kerosene up by 25...everything has gone up. Heri State capture!
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A shout out to every Kikuyu out there who voted @RailaOdinga . Every vote counted #imewezekana .
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There are some things money cannot buy like Kingship. Kingship is divine. Show you love for Uhuru by hitting the like button. Watu wa Zakayo you are free to comment.
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Kenya is headed in the right direction my country people. Show some love for this patriot!
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Let's settle this once and Forever. Who is the best first lady between Mama Margaret Kenyatta and Mama Rachel Ruto. Like for for Beyond Zero. Retweet for Zero capacity beyond Prayers.
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Who knew that my fellow Kikuyus would be the first people on the streets to protest against the High Cost of Living? Wapigwe Kuni!
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Ule jamaa wa "I made Uhuru the President ... And @RailaOdinga the Prime Minister"... hakuweza kujaza Nyayo🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Who is your Shujaa? My President @RailaOdinga 👇
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Those Kikuyus voting mwizi to punish Uhuru should see how @RailaOdinga was received in Eldoret. This thing is gone with Baba.
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After President @RailaOdinga , the 6th President of Kenya will be @skmusyoka
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Rigathi insulting Raila Odinga infront of bishops. You will never see this nonsense in mosques.
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Uhuru Kenyatta was damn right with "Tanga-Tanga" tag. The guy is still on top of cars and the country is sinking in poverty. We fumbled! Cc: tugegez.
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I am flying to Germany tonight to organise jobs for 200,000 Kenyans. Safe journey mkuu.
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Cherera is paying the price for standing for truth.
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Our Kingpin ashaa sema. Retweet if it will be your first time to vote @RailaOdinga . Like kama wewe ni baba-damu.
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Matiang'i should give presidency a shot. I think he is the only Kenyan who has enough BALLS to turn this Zakayo guy upside down. Who else thinks the same?
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So they Kept Riggy G' busy doing nothing in Angola so that they launch multi-million projects in western Kenya or is it a coincidence?
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Ruto thought that he can play Raila and Odinga at the same time... Things fall apart!
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There is nothing more dangerous than tayad Kenyans. UDA politicians will have a very difficult time in 2027. Ruto Must Go.
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Uhuru Kenyatta called us "Fellow Kenyans" for ten years and we never bothered why but come to think of it, Uhuru always had Kenyans at heart. I think we all miss Uhuru. Ama vipi tugegez?
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As a responsible father to a girl, I shall vote @RailaOdinga and @MarthaKarua to demonstrate to my daughter that she does not have to twerk to get to the top.
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If it is not @RailaOdinga , Wacha Kamwana aendelee na kazi adi 2025!
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Uhuru Kenyatta is probably the best president ever. Official trips were official trips...then came Nabiis😭😭. Sku izi official trips nikama family get together...sons, daughters, inlaws ,sycophants...name it!
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The vote that is giving Kenya Kwisha gang nightmares. How powerful is this vote?
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Dr Fred Matiang'i is undoubtedly the most loved Cabinet Minister in the history of Kenya. In a free, credible and fair Election, Zakayo cannot defeat Dr Matiang'i.
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KRA to maximize tax collection😭 Wanabiashara wa mrima thought they were punishing Uhuru by voting Nabii of Arimathea. asora aenderee!
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Ruto has okeyed cheap milk from Uganda. Watu wanyumbani Githunguri dairy sacco sijui kama tuko pamoja. Hasora aenderee asienderee.
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"...but I hate a liar'-Uhuru Kenyatta. Nabii is a compulsive liar who has no connection with the truth.
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On 9th of August, me and my entire clan here in Kiambu will wake up very early in the morning to vote for the 5th Preesident of Kenya Dr. Enigma @RailaOdinga for the very first time. Godspeed Baba!
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The silent majority in Mt Kenya now have something to smile about...thank you @RailaOdinga for renewing our hope through our daughter @MarthaKarua when we almost gave up. Again thank-you Baba.
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In Kiambu we are voting Kabogo and @RailaOdinga . Na hiyo kesi tumemaliza.
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It's not a rumour anymore... Uhuru Kenyatta to make his comeback with thanksgiving tours across Mt Kenya. Kimani Kimanongo @KIMANIICHUNGWAH do you copy?
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Muka wa Ruto is the modern day Mulu Mutisya or Kariuki Chotara. A pulsating sycophant!
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After Uhuru's interview, the Kikuyu council of elders also known as kìama kia ma has made its final submission that all its members will support @RailaOdinga and @MarthaKarua . Ni Kesho!
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Truly truly...DO is in unfamiliar territory! It will take Riggy G' 200 yrs to adjust!
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Watu sio wajinga bwana. Let's end this debate once and forever. Like for Mr Lei Cheng for cheap prices. Retweet for Gikomba Cartels for exploitative prices.
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Who else is waiting for @RailaOdinga 's orders?? We must Evict Zakayo.
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Vile Kikuyus waliingia kwa mtego wa Zakayo. Nìgūthiī Rīū.
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Raila Odinga's motorcade in Homabay. Now I understand why mtukufu lies is thinning!
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Kalonzo is very presidential! If @RailaOdinga decides to support Kalonzo Musyoka against Zakayo then for sure Zakayo will be one-term tax collector.
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No money, No handouts...only integrity and a clean pair of hands. Truth be told, @MarthaKarua 's wave is sweeping over the mountain.
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Let's settle this once & forever! Who do you think is more popular in Mt. Kenya between the former DO Gachagua and Chairman Maina Njenga. Retweet for @rigathi Like for Chairman.
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Give us your plan Baba... @RailaOdinga . Asking on behalf of over 7.1M people who voted for you.
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Kikuyus are cowards and this bullshit that we fought for Kenya's independence ni Jaba. Interestingly, those Kikuyus who pretend to love Ruto do so out of fear not love .As for me, I will never betray a real brother for some masquerader. I stand with Uhuru!
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Unsung heroes. Kama sio hawa mwizi angeapishwa Wednesday usubui*😭 na-tuambiwe that we accept n move on...so they decided "to set a thief to catch a thief".
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All the brains of Mt Kenya tugeges Senators put together cannot match the intellect of Senator Sifuna. Mlima is the pinnacle of dumbness. Over to you tugegez.
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Uhuru was a president and a half. A keg guy is telling me that they are regretting voting for Nabii.
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Let us end this Discussion. Retweet for Ngina Kenyatta. Like for huyo mwengine.
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BREAKING! 283 out of 290. It's @RailaOdinga . Dear Azimio, have a restful good night.
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Any poll placing @RailaOdinga below 65% is lubbish!
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How do we afford 5 trips in 4 weeks and Kenyans are starving?
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I want to notify the world that Kenya will be on standstill on the 20th of March 2023.
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@MillicentOmanga Kwani Aisha Jumwa ni descendant ya GOLIATH 🤣🤣
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So we expected a YK92 gang leader to prosecute his gang? That was a wet dream😭😭
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its never too late to wish a living legend like President Uhuru Kenyatta a happy birthday. He is probably the best President Kenya will ever have. Happy birthday the King! Watu ya nabii endeni mkaskie vibaya nauko!.
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Nabii is closing bars Kwa kipooole. If you think earth is hard then you have not met the bar owners who campaigned for luto to punish Uhuru😭. Saa ii wanaimba hosana.
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Zakayo is set to establish a National Lottery ama ukipenda a National patapotea. Bwana tukitoboa na Zakayo then Kenya can withstand any natural calamity.
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Fellow Kenyans, it is not a threat but if they declare @RailaOdinga the winner of 2022 elections with less than 70% win, we Baba's supporters shall reject that shambolic exercise in totality.
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You can rig votes but you cannot rig turn out🤣😭😭 Next time they should try Karatina Kanairo ni ngome ya baba.
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President-Elect... @RailaOdinga also, DP-Elect @MarthaKarua ...
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Ruto's rejection in Sudan. Uhuru was a President and a half! True or True?
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Who else misses Uhuru. Despite coming from a dynastic family, Uhuru was a common man. Like for Uhuru. Retweet for TaxNorris.
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First Lady Mama Margaret Gakuo Kenyatta had Linda mama and beyond zero...then Mama Rachel Ruto came with baiskelis. We fumbled big time guys.
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We never saw this during Mzee, Moi,Mwai or even Muigai.
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Our matriarch Mama Ngina casting her vote.
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